Author Topic: How many Bore members will die of the Corona virus? (Read 9684 times)

Momo · « **Reply #64 on:** March 11, 2020, 04:46:44 AM »

https://www.news24.com/SouthAfrica/News/breaking-coronavirus-in-sa-six-more-cases-of-covid-19-confirmed-20200311

it's on my doorstep, nice knowing you guys.

I'm giving my password to filler so he can use my account for extra likes

Transhuman · « **Reply #65 on:** March 11, 2020, 04:48:01 AM »

Thank god no famous people have died.

team filler · « **Reply #66 on:** March 11, 2020, 04:48:14 AM »

Momo · « **Reply #67 on:** March 11, 2020, 08:59:48 AM »

confirmed in my town, in my suburb rip

https://www.2oceansvibe.com/2020/03/11/breaking-coronavirus-has-arrived-in-cape-towns-southern-suburbs/

Momo · « **Reply #68 on:** March 11, 2020, 02:34:54 PM »

My literal neighbor just got back from Asia yesterday, she told me 'im fine' then coughed into her hands while we were in the elevator together

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #69 on:** March 11, 2020, 02:47:09 PM »

Quote from: Momo on March 11, 2020, 02:34:54 PM

My literal neighbor just got back from Asia yesterday, she told me 'im fine' then coughed into her hands while we were in the elevator together

You will be missed, Momo(pbuh).

curly · « **Reply #70 on:** March 11, 2020, 02:51:37 PM »

Quote from: filler on March 11, 2020, 04:48:14 AM

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What movie is this

It looks very familiar but I can't place it

VomKriege · « **Reply #71 on:** March 11, 2020, 02:58:43 PM »

A Mizoguchi, isn't it ?

team filler · « **Reply #72 on:** March 11, 2020, 06:42:40 PM »

Ueru tamashii, 1956 (dir. Yûzô Kawashima)

Potato · « **Reply #73 on:** March 11, 2020, 09:15:55 PM »

LOL, one of our supermarkets is refusing to refund idiots who are buying too much toiler paper and other stuff during this panic buying epidemic.

https://www.smh.com.au/business/consumer-affairs/woolworths-rules-out-panic-buyer-s-remorse-20200311-p5494p.html

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Woolworths rules out panic buyer's remorse

Supermarket giant Woolworths has told customers attempting to return excess purchases of toilet paper, pasta, canned foods and other items in high demand amid the coronavirus outbreak that they will not be eligible for refunds.

The grocery giant issued a notice across stores saying that from Wednesday onwards it would not allow "rainchecks" on any products, or refunds for certain goods that have been in high demand amid the coronavirus outbreak. "Dear customers, due to unprecedented demand, we have decided to make changes to our ... policies," the notice read.

The list of goods affected by the policy includes toilet paper, paper towels, tissues and serviettes, painkillers, cleaning and baby wipes, feminine hygiene products, cleaning sprays, disposable gloves, pasta and pasta sauce, canned food, flour and bread mixes, cooking oils, and rice.

A Woolworths spokesperson told the Herald and The Age that the company believed this step to be "a necessary measure to meet the needs of as many shoppers as possible," and that they "thank customers for their understanding."

The policy changes have been made to "help support more customers’ access to high demand essential products in reasonable quantities," the spokesperson said.

The new policy does not apply to people who had loaded up on supplies before Wednesday.

team filler · « **Reply #74 on:** March 11, 2020, 09:22:48 PM »

Quote from: Transhuman on March 11, 2020, 04:48:01 AM

Thank god no famous people have died.

https://twitter.com/yashar/status/1237909577913401344

Transhuman · « **Reply #75 on:** March 12, 2020, 12:23:39 AM »

Quote from: filler on March 11, 2020, 09:22:48 PM

Quote from: Transhuman on March 11, 2020, 04:48:01 AM
Thank god no famous people have died.
https://twitter.com/yashar/status/1237909577913401344

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Oh sure, it's allll my fault.

Not my fault the universe likes to fuck me

Potato · « **Reply #76 on:** March 12, 2020, 01:48:01 AM »

Just got an email from my kids' school. Apparently a parent of another kid is being tested for coronavirus. Whelp, I lived a good life, pray for me Boritos!!!

TEEEPO · « **Reply #77 on:** March 12, 2020, 02:15:05 AM »

the great potato famine

BIONIC · « **Reply #78 on:** March 12, 2020, 02:27:41 AM »

Quote from: TEEEPO on March 12, 2020, 02:15:05 AM

the great potato famine

Coffee Dog · « **Reply #79 on:** March 12, 2020, 02:28:17 AM »

My state is beyond fucked, we have idiots like that Jazz player rubbing their hands on shit as a joke. People here have had it for weeks and luckily I'm a super homebody and I haven't been infected yet. I'm going to have to buy non perishable groceries and...disinfect them once i bring them in the house? I dunno.

Mr Gilhaney · « **Reply #80 on:** March 12, 2020, 07:44:32 AM »

My dad who I've lived with for almost a year now, since his breakup, has just gotten 14 days home quarantine. This is my sos. Lads I'm going to die

toku · « **Reply #81 on:** March 12, 2020, 09:20:08 AM »

Dont be sad when you live long enough to enjoy the garfield renaissance

Lonewulfeus · « **Reply #82 on:** March 12, 2020, 12:06:34 PM »

Thebore will be fine, our sister forum seniorforums.com on the other hand will lose at least 50% of its members

team filler · « **Reply #83 on:** March 12, 2020, 12:31:57 PM »

thebore.com has fallen

nudemacusers · « **Reply #84 on:** March 12, 2020, 12:40:04 PM »

Quote from: BIONIC on March 10, 2020, 02:50:11 PM

Quote from: nudemacusers on March 10, 2020, 02:08:52 PM
Well it’s dead to me now. At least my tix refunded.

Did you have to return the complimentary Thai sloot?

Hell no I burned her passport two months ago

TEEEPO · « **Reply #85 on:** March 12, 2020, 01:53:02 PM »

https://mobile.twitter.com/RightWingWatch/status/1238110096334479364

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #86 on:** March 12, 2020, 02:02:46 PM »

He's praying it away, but just in case his hands are soaked in hand sanitizer (I hope that's what that is).

HardcoreRetro · « **Reply #87 on:** March 12, 2020, 02:20:05 PM »

Quote from: Flannel Boy on March 12, 2020, 02:02:46 PM

He's praying it away, but just in case his hands are soaked in hand sanitizer (I hope that's what that is).

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Joe Molotov · « **Reply #88 on:** March 12, 2020, 02:53:06 PM »

Quote from: Flannel Boy on March 12, 2020, 02:02:46 PM

He's praying it away, but just in case his hands are soaked in hand sanitizer (I hope that's what that is).

He had some of the white stuff.

team filler · « **Reply #89 on:** March 12, 2020, 03:00:48 PM »

jerking off with hand sanny

nudemacusers · « **Reply #90 on:** March 12, 2020, 06:37:06 PM »

Holed up in my hotel, smoking this virus out

TEEEPO · « **Reply #91 on:** March 12, 2020, 06:37:46 PM »

SHOW ME HER FEET

AND YOURS

Lonewulfeus · « **Reply #92 on:** March 12, 2020, 06:40:34 PM »

Those shoes

BisMarckie · « **Reply #93 on:** March 12, 2020, 06:43:02 PM »

You better have your own mouth tip

nudemacusers · « **Reply #94 on:** March 12, 2020, 06:49:42 PM »

Of course we have mouth tips duh

Quote from: Lonewulfeus on March 12, 2020, 06:40:34 PM

Those shoes

I’m wearing sweatpants and woven leather slip ons. I am living my best life tbh.

TEEEPO · « **Reply #95 on:** March 12, 2020, 06:53:26 PM »

SHOW US YOUR FEET YOU COWARD

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #96 on:** March 12, 2020, 08:10:47 PM »

i got the regular

flu. if i die of it, will that count

team filler · « **Reply #97 on:** March 12, 2020, 08:44:22 PM »

the cruncheons have fallen

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #98 on:** March 12, 2020, 08:45:27 PM »

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #99 on:** March 12, 2020, 08:46:08 PM »

I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN!

TEEEPO · « **Reply #100 on:** March 12, 2020, 08:58:03 PM »

I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN!

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #101 on:** March 12, 2020, 09:35:48 PM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on March 12, 2020, 08:10:47 PM

i got the regular flu. if i die of it, will that count

I have you in the death pool, so it's counting.

Akala · « **Reply #102 on:** March 12, 2020, 09:50:34 PM »

I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN!

spoiler (click to show/hide)

re: drinks depends on who's counting

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team filler · « **Reply #103 on:** March 12, 2020, 10:53:42 PM »

https://twitter.com/Newsweek/status/1238279273338855424

toku · « **Reply #104 on:** March 12, 2020, 11:02:53 PM »

suck my dick corona-chan

nudemacusers · « **Reply #105 on:** March 13, 2020, 01:43:23 AM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on March 12, 2020, 08:10:47 PM

i got the regular flu. if i die of it, will that count

Tfw u r such a boring cac u just get boring viruses

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #106 on:** March 13, 2020, 02:54:22 PM »

https://twitter.com/FroyoBaggins/status/1238290875152728064

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #107 on:** March 13, 2020, 04:25:50 PM »

jamil deleted this take, mother nature killing the poors because of rich westerners

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #108 on:** March 13, 2020, 05:00:04 PM »

lmao

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/coronavirus-dr-christian-jessen-italy-outbreak-embarrassing-bodies-siesta-a9399071.html

Potato · « **Reply #109 on:** March 13, 2020, 05:00:41 PM »

Quote from: OnlyRegret on March 13, 2020, 04:25:50 PM

jamil deleted this take, mother nature killing the poors because of rich westerners

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I knew this is a very

take and all, but bitch you're an actress, which is probably the most pointless, least productive, consumption-driven job you can have. Go and fucking do something useful if you are so concerned.

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #110 on:** March 14, 2020, 12:59:36 AM »

the cons have really ramped up the brain worms

https://twitter.com/BrandonBeckham_/status/1238616859571679233

https://twitter.com/charliekirk11/status/1238668059881037825

Transhuman · « **Reply #111 on:** March 14, 2020, 01:39:09 AM »

"If Trump wasn't president the whole country would be nothing but vacant streets filled with bones"

Potato · « **Reply #112 on:** March 14, 2020, 01:43:31 AM »

Quote from: Transhuman on March 14, 2020, 01:39:09 AM

"If Trump wasn't president the whole country would be nothing but vacant streets filled with bones"

It's not nice to say that Hilary is a ghoul that survives by sucking the meat from the bones of men.

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Author Topic: How many Bore members will die of the Corona virus? (Read 9684 times)