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Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
« Reply #120 on: March 06, 2020, 02:34:58 PM »
This stonk stuff is fun but also stressful. Can't imagine doing this full time.
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Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
« Reply #121 on: March 06, 2020, 02:36:50 PM »
This stonk stuff is fun but also stressful. Can't imagine doing this full time.

Maybe you should have thought about this before you started an international brokerage firm.  :maf

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Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
« Reply #122 on: March 06, 2020, 02:37:06 PM »
Just remember who your early supporters are Mr. President ;)

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Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
« Reply #123 on: March 06, 2020, 02:38:43 PM »
Seriously though, cash out like half of that money and treat the rest as play money you never really owned.

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Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
« Reply #124 on: March 06, 2020, 02:38:48 PM »
My first act as president will be to nationalize wall street and shut down this irresponsible derivative speculation market
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Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
« Reply #125 on: March 06, 2020, 02:39:10 PM »
Seriously though, cash out like half of that money and treat the rest as play money you never really owned.

Daddy doesnt get a new yacht with that kind of play
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Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
« Reply #126 on: March 06, 2020, 02:40:31 PM »
Seriously though, cash out like half of that money and treat the rest as play money you never really owned.

Daddy doesnt get a new yacht with that kind of play

You could go on that Corona cruise :trumps

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Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
« Reply #127 on: March 06, 2020, 02:41:30 PM »
Seriously though, cash out like half of that money and treat the rest as play money you never really owned.

Daddy doesnt get a new yacht with that kind of play

You could go on that Corona cruise :trumps

I can spend on my proceeds on the master suite and quarantine like a fucking king

 :steiner
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Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
« Reply #128 on: March 06, 2020, 02:53:34 PM »



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Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
« Reply #129 on: March 06, 2020, 02:56:27 PM »
Forums poster James to launch late presidential bid :success

Given his views on age of consent.... Libertarian Party here we come :klob

I feel like he should launder the investments into his campaign funds before some COINTELPRO investigation  suggests that he is a foreign asset. :shh

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Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
« Reply #130 on: March 06, 2020, 03:08:13 PM »
I used to worry about my financial position now I only have to worry about the color of my Tesla.
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Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
« Reply #131 on: March 06, 2020, 03:38:55 PM »
This is when I sold



My timing is exquisite

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« Last Edit: March 06, 2020, 03:59:36 PM by james »
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Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
« Reply #132 on: March 06, 2020, 04:18:56 PM »
James turning into a successful stock options trader by miming everything he sees on Reddit and KissVibes doing an extended Joe Biden gag are the two funniest things to happen on this forum in a long time :lol
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Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
« Reply #133 on: March 06, 2020, 04:31:42 PM »
This is when I sold

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My timing is exquisite

 :miyamoto

you have no idea how hilarious your timing is because based on the technicals i have loaded, you sold when the rsi was near its peak of 60 which is fairly close to oversold. you simply couldn't have timed it better, fucking bravo. some bots prob picked up on those technicals and automatically bought shit -- this is the kind of market i assume a lot of these phd level algorithms are going to get fucked because the markets are no longer rational. generally you don't use rsi with indexes but given how volatile the markets have been, you can in its current condition.

holy fuck i am laughing irl

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Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
« Reply #134 on: March 06, 2020, 04:36:47 PM »
At some point next year I can retire and my employees will be like:  :pika
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Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
« Reply #135 on: March 06, 2020, 04:39:00 PM »
This is when I sold

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My timing is exquisite

 :miyamoto

you have no idea how hilarious your timing is because based on the technicals i have loaded, you sold when the rsi was near its peak of 60 which is fairly close to oversold. you simply couldn't have timed it better, fucking bravo. some bots prob picked up on those technicals and automatically bought shit -- this is the kind of market i assume a lot of these phd level algorithms are going to get fucked because the markets are no longer rational. generally you don't use rsi with indexes but given how volatile the markets have been, you can in its current condition.

holy fuck i am laughing irl

I dont know what any of this means but I would like to learn how to do it again next week


Also got my first hate pm at the bore from a salty boi
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Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
« Reply #136 on: March 06, 2020, 04:40:03 PM »
technical analysis, take courses on thinkorswim but in the current market, technicals are kinda garbage

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« Reply #137 on: March 06, 2020, 04:41:20 PM »
technical analysis, take courses on thinkorswim but in the current market, technicals are kinda garbage

What I am hoping from this thread is that people who know what theyre doing tell the rest of us what to do and we all get rich together.

"go get an mba" aint helping
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Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
« Reply #138 on: March 06, 2020, 04:45:12 PM »
the thinkorswim advice was good, definitely get some fundamentals in
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Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
« Reply #139 on: March 06, 2020, 04:45:38 PM »
you know, i would if there wasn't the possibility i'd be sued  :'(

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Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
« Reply #140 on: March 06, 2020, 04:46:44 PM »
the thinkorswim advice was good, definitely get some fundamentals in

No, I want him to say "buy xxx NOW" and "sell yyy NOW". Those are helpful tips.

Im a busy boy, Im already spending most of my day refreshing wsb, I dont have time to take online classes as well. My boss is already wondering where my reports are.

you know, i would if there wasn't the possibility i'd be sued  :'(

Ill sign a disclaimer!
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Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
« Reply #141 on: March 06, 2020, 04:47:04 PM »
yea, not doing that

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Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
« Reply #142 on: March 06, 2020, 04:47:47 PM »
I have been reading this on the train though:

https://www.optionsplaybook.com/option-strategies/
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Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
« Reply #143 on: March 06, 2020, 05:06:24 PM »
Good shit, James.   :lol

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Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
« Reply #144 on: March 06, 2020, 05:15:51 PM »
I am just saying if enough people invest in the James Investment Fund, we can move the markets by ourselves baby :success
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Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
« Reply #145 on: March 06, 2020, 05:26:08 PM »
This is when I sold

(Image removed from quote.)

My timing is exquisite

 :miyamoto

you have no idea how hilarious your timing is because based on the technicals i have loaded, you sold when the rsi was near its peak of 60 which is fairly close to oversold. you simply couldn't have timed it better, fucking bravo. some bots prob picked up on those technicals and automatically bought shit -- this is the kind of market i assume a lot of these phd level algorithms are going to get fucked because the markets are no longer rational. generally you don't use rsi with indexes but given how volatile the markets have been, you can in its current condition.

holy fuck i am laughing irl

I dont know what any of this means but I would like to learn how to do it again next week


Also got my first hate pm at the bore from a salty boi

Was it shosta?   :maf

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Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
« Reply #146 on: March 06, 2020, 05:27:49 PM »
This is when I sold

(Image removed from quote.)

My timing is exquisite

 :miyamoto

you have no idea how hilarious your timing is because based on the technicals i have loaded, you sold when the rsi was near its peak of 60 which is fairly close to oversold. you simply couldn't have timed it better, fucking bravo. some bots prob picked up on those technicals and automatically bought shit -- this is the kind of market i assume a lot of these phd level algorithms are going to get fucked because the markets are no longer rational. generally you don't use rsi with indexes but given how volatile the markets have been, you can in its current condition.

holy fuck i am laughing irl

I dont know what any of this means but I would like to learn how to do it again next week


Also got my first hate pm at the bore from a salty boi

Was it shosta?   :maf

No shosty loves me
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Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
« Reply #147 on: March 06, 2020, 07:50:41 PM »
Dear God my ccl puts are about to print tendies for days


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Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
« Reply #148 on: March 06, 2020, 09:49:29 PM »
Brb taking out second mortgage to give to james

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Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
« Reply #149 on: March 07, 2020, 12:46:39 AM »
I am just saying if enough people invest in the James Investment Fund, we can move the markets by ourselves baby :success
But how can you invest when you got nothing from the start.
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Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
« Reply #150 on: March 07, 2020, 06:55:22 AM »
I am just saying if enough people invest in the James Investment Fund, we can move the markets by ourselves baby :success
But how can you invest when you got nothing from the start.
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Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
« Reply #151 on: March 07, 2020, 02:46:09 PM »
At some point next year I can retire and my employees will be like:  :pika

Nintex rubbing his stonks success in the annoying vegan’s face :rejoice
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Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
« Reply #152 on: March 07, 2020, 03:59:19 PM »
This guy should have given his money to me instead

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I'm freaking out and need advice.

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On friday I sold a SPY put for 282 that expires on 3/9 on Robinhood. I have less than 1000 dollars to my name in Robinhood. Does this mean that on 3/9 I will be in debt almost 30k?

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/ff1dp2/im_freaking_out_and_need_advice/
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Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
« Reply #153 on: March 07, 2020, 04:02:22 PM »
james, you should post your returns for this week... pretty curious.
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Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
« Reply #154 on: March 07, 2020, 04:06:38 PM »
james, you should post your returns for this week... pretty curious.

Well I only sold the spy put, I'm holding the rest for when the mandatory quarantines start

I also have regular stocks from before that have gone down the shitter
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Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
« Reply #155 on: March 07, 2020, 04:51:08 PM »
I'm willing to loan people $100 at 20% interest rate(12 month plan) to invest in the James Fund.

The returns are 20359% so that's easy money.
I doubt I could pay it back, so might as well break my legs before.

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« Reply #156 on: March 07, 2020, 06:23:33 PM »

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« Reply #157 on: March 07, 2020, 07:04:34 PM »


Incoming James situation.

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Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
« Reply #158 on: March 08, 2020, 08:17:02 PM »
 :drudge :drudge :drudge

Global stock market is collapsing, oil prices cratering (DOWN 25 FUCKING PERCENT), mass hysteria









And im about to print tendies
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Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
« Reply #159 on: March 08, 2020, 08:18:15 PM »
time for the bonus stage

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« Reply #160 on: March 08, 2020, 08:24:29 PM »
time for the bonus stage

Im worried no one will be left solvent on the other side to pay out my wins :(

This oil crash is about to put a lot of people out of business.

S&P futures down 4.7%, supposedly trading is halted at 5%.

Edit: 4.82% in the time it took this edit lol
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« Reply #161 on: March 08, 2020, 08:30:00 PM »
I am going to buy a racehorse with my tendies :success

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« Reply #162 on: March 08, 2020, 08:31:55 PM »


 :delicious
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Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
« Reply #163 on: March 08, 2020, 11:22:38 PM »
1200 points in one day tomorrow :dead
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« Reply #164 on: March 08, 2020, 11:29:53 PM »
1200 points in one day tomorrow :dead

I'm thinking there will be an 1800 point one day drop at some point in the next couple weeks.

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Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
« Reply #165 on: March 09, 2020, 03:15:49 AM »
1200 points in one day tomorrow :dead

I'm thinking there will be an 1800 point one day drop at some point in the next couple weeks.

looks like today
dax futures are down more than 7% 8% 9% less than an hour before  market open

 :gloomy
« Last Edit: March 09, 2020, 03:27:49 AM by jorma »

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Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
« Reply #166 on: March 09, 2020, 03:29:11 AM »
Will James survive the day? That is the real question.

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« Reply #167 on: March 09, 2020, 03:41:16 AM »
probably not, but death by hookers and blow sounds much better than dying from corona

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Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
« Reply #168 on: March 09, 2020, 08:17:58 AM »
Will James survive the day? That is the real question.

I have out of office meetings until 2pm so that's the earliest I'll be able to check anything lol
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« Reply #169 on: March 09, 2020, 09:29:07 AM »
Shit show is about to start and I'm going to miss it

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« Reply #170 on: March 09, 2020, 09:33:01 AM »
7% down at open

 :lawd

Into my meetings I go :(
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Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
« Reply #171 on: March 09, 2020, 09:36:44 AM »
1200 points in one day tomorrow :dead

I'm thinking there will be an 1800 point one day drop at some point in the next couple weeks.

looks like today
dax futures are down more than 7% 8% 9% less than an hour before  market open

 :gloomy

I FUCKING CALLED IT.

But I think it'll happen twice actually. I expect it'll do a big 5% or more swing up tomorrow and then the second 7% within a couple days later.

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Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
« Reply #172 on: March 09, 2020, 10:21:06 AM »
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« Reply #173 on: March 09, 2020, 11:12:43 AM »

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« Reply #174 on: March 09, 2020, 12:49:59 PM »
American Airlines puts: 74.48%
Las Vegas Sands puts: +120.85%
Disney puts: +227.32%

The Under Armor puts I bought by mistake because I thought I was buying United Airlines: +283.83%   :doge

Someone explain this to me please


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Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
« Reply #175 on: March 09, 2020, 12:54:11 PM »
Explanation:
We are rich bois :playa

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« Reply #176 on: March 09, 2020, 02:33:28 PM »
Explanation:
We are rich bois :playa

Thinking that James will give you your share of the profits   :girlaff
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« Reply #177 on: March 09, 2020, 03:13:34 PM »
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« Reply #178 on: March 09, 2020, 03:38:54 PM »
I have no idea what to buy today :(
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« Reply #179 on: March 09, 2020, 03:40:17 PM »
I have no idea what to buy today :(

Hand Sanitizer/Purell. Maybe some soap companies.