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« Reply #363 on: March 18, 2020, 05:28:20 PM »
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« Reply #364 on: March 18, 2020, 05:32:36 PM »
Yeah foreign companies are risky and Nintendo stock has too many emotional buyers and sellers

I don't feel like a real Nintendie would ever sell Nintendo stock

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« Reply #365 on: March 18, 2020, 05:46:42 PM »
Yeah foreign companies are risky and Nintendo stock has too many emotional buyers and sellers

I don't feel like a real Nintendie would ever sell Nintendo stock

Thats the thing. Nintendo fans keep buying. The Nintendo-is-doomed folks keep selling. Whole market is out of whack
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« Reply #366 on: March 18, 2020, 06:24:32 PM »
Once again my best performer is still UA (Under Armor) now up 1358.55%

Stonks.
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« Reply #367 on: March 18, 2020, 06:52:55 PM »
Someone on wsb made $500,000 and now I am sad :(
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« Reply #368 on: March 19, 2020, 12:52:19 AM »
https://twitter.com/lhfang/status/1240417047860764672

TFW Corporations get to gamble free of consequence because they secure decades-long contracts w/ the government, and I have to play the market like a shit-eating nerd.

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« Reply #369 on: March 19, 2020, 02:07:35 AM »
Im buying crypto aawww yeah

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« Reply #370 on: March 19, 2020, 07:25:54 AM »
The stock markets arenít acting rational, so letís buy crypto where the market has never acted rational to begin with  :brain

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« Reply #371 on: March 19, 2020, 07:30:05 AM »
Someone on wsb made $500,000 and now I am sad :(

Stop jacking off to underage Squids, and you too could be autistic enough to make tendies. :doge

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« Reply #372 on: March 19, 2020, 09:52:07 AM »
ECB just wasted 750 billion Euros, should have invested in the james fund instead :karen

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« Reply #373 on: March 19, 2020, 10:06:38 AM »
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« Reply #374 on: March 19, 2020, 10:34:09 AM »
Ive gotten more PMs since I opened the JAMES FUND than in the previous 8 years of having an account here

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« Reply #375 on: March 19, 2020, 11:05:55 AM »
i guess people are more into money than they are into underage squidgirls  :doge

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« Reply #376 on: March 19, 2020, 11:08:25 AM »
Can't have one without the other.

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« Reply #377 on: March 19, 2020, 11:09:42 AM »
Can't have one without the other.

that might very well be true, looking at my own dumpster fire of a portfolio  :(

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« Reply #378 on: March 19, 2020, 11:11:54 AM »
JCPenny stock is the saddest thing Ive seen this week :(

https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/JCP/options?p=JCP

How do you even make money if the lowest price put, 50 cents, is higher than their current stock?
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« Reply #379 on: March 19, 2020, 11:14:08 AM »
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« Reply #380 on: March 19, 2020, 11:24:05 AM »
According to wsb, you can buy puts on India, and India is probably fucked, so I went ahead and did that
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Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
« Reply #381 on: March 19, 2020, 11:31:03 AM »
 :drudge :drudge :drudge

Serious help needed.

I have a theory that no one will be going into the pool this summer. Ergo, the pool business will be in a bad place.

Enter Pool Corporation
https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/POOL?p=POOL&.tsrc=fin-srch

They havent gone down much, which means theres room to fall.

The thing is, there zero (0) volume on their options. That means I could be a first mover, but it also means I could be missing something.

Thoughts?
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« Reply #382 on: March 19, 2020, 12:00:31 PM »
:drudge :drudge :drudge

Serious help needed.

I have a theory that no one will be going into the pool this summer. Ergo, the pool business will be in a bad place.

Enter Pool Corporation
https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/POOL?p=POOL&.tsrc=fin-srch

They havent gone down much, which means theres room to fall.

The thing is, there zero (0) volume on their options. That means I could be a first mover, but it also means I could be missing something.

Thoughts?

Watch that actually be a company offering tools for office sports pools and James still makes bank as all the leagues stay closed
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« Reply #383 on: March 19, 2020, 12:33:11 PM »
everyone staying indoors hitting 8 ball in the corner pocket and it skyrockets
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« Reply #384 on: March 19, 2020, 02:17:44 PM »
Stonks 101

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« Reply #385 on: March 19, 2020, 03:42:32 PM »
So Im going to pass on the POOL company because Im scared.

But heres my YOLO of the day. Im literally the only one trading this bad boy  :doge

Yes, the bid-ask spread was painful but....yolo?



Hopefully Ill find a sucker on the other side next month...
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« Reply #386 on: March 19, 2020, 10:42:53 PM »
ok so tomorrow is apparently a super special fancy day I think they call it the witcher 3 day or something

every definition I can find of it just says it's when "stock index futures, stock index options and stock options all expire on the same day" and doesn't elaborate beyond that

so like uh

every put and call option that everyone owns expires tomorrow?  what the fuck
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« Reply #387 on: March 19, 2020, 11:42:16 PM »
ok so tomorrow is apparently a super special fancy day I think they call it the witcher 3 day or something

every definition I can find of it just says it's when "stock index futures, stock index options and stock options all expire on the same day" and doesn't elaborate beyond that

so like uh

every put and call option that everyone owns expires tomorrow?  what the fuck

Sort of.

Remember the strike date? Almost all the March ones expire tomorrow. So it's a big day. Every month, on the 3rd Friday, this is the case. In the image above your post, you can see the date is April 17 and July 17.

Now apparently you can also buy options that expire on other fridays, but I was told to avoid those. I guess the volume is too low or something, but theyre bad news.
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« Reply #388 on: March 20, 2020, 12:00:26 AM »
I think the general logic is that since a lot of people bought futures contracts with the expectation of a downturn, there may be a pump up in price to lower the payout on those contracts. So we'll see, if that happens then I expect a big drop on Wednesday once the market stops sucking its belly in.

And AKSHUALLY, it's called a quadruple witching day. :brain

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« Reply #389 on: March 20, 2020, 12:13:49 AM »
ok so tomorrow is apparently a super special fancy day I think they call it the witcher 3 day or something

every definition I can find of it just says it's when "stock index futures, stock index options and stock options all expire on the same day" and doesn't elaborate beyond that

so like uh

every put and call option that everyone owns expires tomorrow?  what the fuck

Sort of.

Remember the strike date? Almost all the March ones expire tomorrow. So it's a big day. Every month, on the 3rd Friday, this is the case. In the image above your post, you can see the date is April 17 and July 17.

Now apparently you can also buy options that expire on other fridays, but I was told to avoid those. I guess the volume is too low or something, but theyre bad news.

oh it's the options that most of the public already specifically selected to expire on that day

every resource bluntly says "it's the day when options expire" which could easily imply "all currently open options regardless of strike date"

goddamn terminology needs to be more specific
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Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
« Reply #390 on: March 20, 2020, 01:40:52 PM »
Blue Apron stock up 70% today

Come on guys, this is the type of easy money we should have been on.

Their stock was under $3 yesterday, so a super easy entry point.

GET ON THE FUCKING BALL SHOSTA


Edit: holy shit their stock cost $140 at one point  :doge :doge :doge

You fuckers dont listen.

When I posted this, Blue Apron cost $3.

Yesterday it reached $26!

Now its down to $11, which is still 3x what I paid.

And this is your basic stock folks, no messing with options

https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/APRN?p=APRN&.tsrc=fin-srch
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« Reply #391 on: March 20, 2020, 02:36:35 PM »
Huh the witch thing is actually real

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triple_witching_hour

It must be why all my positions are losing crazy money today
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« Reply #392 on: March 20, 2020, 08:35:10 PM »
Huh the witch thing is actually real

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triple_witching_hour

It must be why all my positions are losing crazy money today

It's like watching someone skate downhill but they're wearing VR goggles. What positions do you have right now? Currently I just have these three which I got for a decent price in the last 30 min today:

MU 04/03/2020 35.00 P
FIT 4/9/2020 6.00 P
SPY 04/13/2020 195.00 P

Fitbit is obviously a big gamble since they already had an offer from Google but they only need to drop 5% to break even on what I paid so I'm thinking if there's a drop on Monday, I could sell all of those next week for a good return.

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« Reply #393 on: March 20, 2020, 08:59:39 PM »
I didn't buy anything today.

I did buy puts on India and mesa airlines yesterday and both went down like 50 percent today when I looked

But they're July puts so I'm sure I'm fine.

I always am  :doge
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« Reply #394 on: March 23, 2020, 01:17:14 AM »
Not sure what to do with my airlines puts this week.

Should I get rid of them because the democrats will cave and bail them out?

The democrats always cave...
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« Reply #395 on: March 23, 2020, 03:05:53 PM »
Don't take my word for it but I think we're basically at the bottom now. Obviously there's going to be worse economic news coming in but all of that is already priced in. Once the stabilizers kick in we're on to (slow, painful) recovery.
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« Reply #396 on: March 23, 2020, 03:21:28 PM »
Don't take my word for it but I think we're basically at the bottom now. Obviously there's going to be worse economic news coming in but all of that is already priced in. Once the stabilizers kick in we're on to (slow, painful) recovery.

Tell me what this means. Should I buy stuff that will obviously rebound?

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« Reply #397 on: March 23, 2020, 03:27:03 PM »
Yes. Large, safe businesses only. Ask TEEEPO where to put your money.
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« Reply #398 on: March 23, 2020, 03:34:28 PM »
I went all in on Bayer, they better sell tons of Chloroquine  :maf

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« Reply #399 on: March 23, 2020, 03:35:35 PM »
With encouraging corona numbers all over Europe today, I expect some confidence to return in the Yuropean stock markets soon.

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« Reply #400 on: March 23, 2020, 03:43:19 PM »
I don't
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« Reply #401 on: March 23, 2020, 03:58:47 PM »
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« Reply #402 on: March 23, 2020, 04:00:25 PM »
I don't

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« Reply #403 on: March 23, 2020, 04:01:13 PM »
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« Reply #404 on: March 23, 2020, 04:02:57 PM »
Don't take my word for it but I think we're basically at the bottom now.

 :crowdlaff :girlaff

Let's wait for the 1 million unemployed to collapse the auto and housing markets first.
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« Reply #405 on: March 23, 2020, 04:07:51 PM »
whom do you think these small businesses get their loans from? the efficient market hypothesis is largely rubbish, the market isn't rational and investors sure as hell aren't.


a lot of airbnbs about to default and rent is about to get a whole lot cheaper :kermit
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« Reply #406 on: March 23, 2020, 04:59:07 PM »
So everyone on WSB has been talking about an IV crush, and I dont know what it is, so I was scared to look at my account today.

Eh, no real changes.

My biggest winner is still Under Armor puts, which is up 1409.72%
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« Reply #407 on: March 23, 2020, 05:04:25 PM »
The problem is never the virus or the war but some underlying economic or bullshit banking 'oops'

Like: Yeah, so uh the banks put all their bailout money into AirBnB and McDonalds because that could only go up but to be safe those loans were transferred into Saudi oil IOU's as collateral at $80 a barrel
which were then packaged together and distributed as small business loans in Wuhan to support retirement funds in Germany. Guess uh, we didn't see that one coming so we need 10 trillion to cover up the credit default swaps.
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« Reply #408 on: March 23, 2020, 07:48:25 PM »



landlords have landlords, bless up

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« Reply #409 on: March 23, 2020, 08:37:28 PM »
Drop-shipping vacation properties through a third-party platform is pretty amazingly stupid just in terms of all the value lost to middlemen.

I don't think we're at the bottom but right now it's calm until a stimulus passes. I feel like people have given up on listening to any experts or technical analysis and are just sitting tight to see what happens. People are saying that it would make sense for Congress to pass the bill by Thursday to show that they're producing a solution but I only expect that to tick up the market for a few days at most.

The thing is we still have to see what the economic damage is going to be. Also I'm not really sure how it's going to work with lockdowns being on a state-by-state basis and no doubt the states with a heavy manufacturing/tourism economy are going to be a little bit more lenient. If we see terrible death rates in those states, expect another nationwide lockdown and another crash.

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« Reply #410 on: March 23, 2020, 09:20:07 PM »
So everyone on WSB has been talking about an IV crush, and I dont know what it is, so I was scared to look at my account today.

Eh, no real changes.

My biggest winner is still Under Armor puts, which is up 1409.72%

you need to cash the fuck out before something happens
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« Reply #411 on: March 23, 2020, 10:46:17 PM »
So everyone on WSB has been talking about an IV crush, and I dont know what it is, so I was scared to look at my account today.

Eh, no real changes.

My biggest winner is still Under Armor puts, which is up 1409.72%

you need to cash the fuck out before something happens

I mean 1,000% is nice

But wouldn't it be cool if it hit 2000%?

Something to tell the kids
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« Reply #412 on: March 24, 2020, 09:52:25 AM »
But wouldn't it be cool if it hit 2000%?

Something to tell the kids

you need to cash the fuck out before something happens

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« Reply #413 on: March 24, 2020, 11:37:07 AM »
James, weren't your options exercised today?  Didn't you buy the March monthlies?   

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« Reply #414 on: March 24, 2020, 11:39:56 AM »
James, weren't your options exercised today?  Didn't you buy the March monthlies?

No I cashed out March way too early like a little bitch

Most of what I have is April with some July
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« Reply #415 on: March 24, 2020, 11:41:35 AM »
James, weren't your options exercised today?  Didn't you buy the March monthlies?

No I cashed out March way too early like a little bitch

Most of what I have is April with some July

Ah

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« Reply #416 on: March 24, 2020, 03:15:36 PM »





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« Reply #417 on: March 24, 2020, 05:41:51 PM »
So everyone on WSB has been talking about an IV crush, and I dont know what it is, so I was scared to look at my account today.

Eh, no real changes.

My biggest winner is still Under Armor puts, which is up 1409.72%

you need to cash the fuck out before something happens

I mean 1,000% is nice

But wouldn't it be cool if it hit 2000%?

Something to tell the kids

1000% = tendies for a week
2000% = tendies for a month
10,000% = tendies forever
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« Reply #418 on: March 24, 2020, 10:48:07 PM »
I think that Amazon is in trouble, which could make puts on them very valuable.

Here's the thing, everyone is buying them up because with retail closed, they're making huge business.

Thing is, their warehouse crews can become infected. Warehouse closes, they fail to deliver, they lose business.

My problem is that the puts are extremely expensive. Like 45 a pop, and you have to buy 100. So I'm not going to play.

But I will have this post in the sand.

Current price is 1,940.10, which wtf, but ok.

I think in mid may they will be down to 1750.00

That being said, I'm going to close out my position on blue apron for the same reason. You have one little covid breakout in the warehouse and people dump their subscriptions.

They're at 10.36, which stings a bit because they were at 14 the other day but I paid 3 so whatever
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« Reply #419 on: March 25, 2020, 12:40:16 PM »
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