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Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
« Reply #420 on: March 25, 2020, 01:17:51 PM »
If you're an ad based tech company, I imagine earnings are down as consumers will want to tighten the belt. If you sell software or hardware, business might also be suffering as clients may not have the funding this year or enough people in the office to do project management/training on any new tools.

And James, Amazon already has like ten warehouses where employees got sick and they did a quick shutdown/disinfection. I'm not saying they took proper measures, but they are moving quickly and probably banking on the unemployment surge to keep the warehouse workers from doing a walk out.

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Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
« Reply #421 on: March 25, 2020, 03:01:40 PM »
As mentioned above, I logged into my account, ignored all my puts, and sold the Blue Apron stock I bought last week.

 $620.24  (164.19%) 

Decent profit for a week of doing nothing. This was straight stock, not an option.
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Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
« Reply #422 on: March 26, 2020, 02:29:03 PM »
Attention members if the James fund.

There's a good chance we're going to lose it all.

But together, we will go down wth this ship.

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Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
« Reply #423 on: March 26, 2020, 03:06:03 PM »
Only James could make people losing money look fun.

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Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
« Reply #424 on: March 26, 2020, 03:14:54 PM »
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Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
« Reply #425 on: March 26, 2020, 03:16:07 PM »
Attention members if the James fund.

There's a good chance we're going to lose it all.

But together, we will go down wth this ship.

 :salute

Let me guess: The Vegas options were up 500% at one point and you hung on to them?  >:(

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« Reply #427 on: March 26, 2020, 03:20:36 PM »
Attention members if the James fund.

There's a good chance we're going to lose it all.

But together, we will go down wth this ship.

 :salute

Let me guess: The Vegas options were up 500% at one point and you hung on to them?  >:(

Lets just say the fun one that was nearing 2,000% is now at 220% and falling
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Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
« Reply #428 on: March 26, 2020, 03:20:58 PM »
Only James could make people losing money look fun.

If you PM me you can still get in on this
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Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
« Reply #429 on: March 26, 2020, 03:25:19 PM »
Why not just cut bait and be glad about 200% profit?

What we are asking is for a very large amount of our own money back, over and above what we contribute to the Community, which is covered by our receipts from the Community. :karen

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Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
« Reply #430 on: March 26, 2020, 03:26:22 PM »
Don't listen to BisMarckie. Coronavirus cases haven't even peaked yet.
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Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
« Reply #431 on: March 26, 2020, 03:31:33 PM »
Why not just cut bait and be glad about 200% profit?

What we are asking is for a very large amount of our own money back, over and above what we contribute to the Community, which is covered by our receipts from the Community. :karen

I can stay irrational longer than the market can stay solvent.

Holding until strike date.
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Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
« Reply #432 on: March 26, 2020, 03:42:28 PM »
 



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Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
« Reply #433 on: March 26, 2020, 03:48:52 PM »
Attention members if the James fund.

There's a good chance we're going to lose it all.

But together, we will go down wth this ship.

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Do not lose faith James.

Larry will save us.  :rejoice
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Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
« Reply #434 on: March 26, 2020, 04:16:45 PM »
Heeeelp myyy teeeeeeeendiiieeeeeessss

 :noooo :noooo :noooo :noooo :noooo :noooo :noooo :noooo :noooo :noooo :noooo :noooo

But wouldn't it be cool if it hit 2000%?

Something to tell the kids

you need to cash the fuck out before something happens

:trumps We told you, bro. We warned you about the stock markets.

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Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
« Reply #435 on: March 27, 2020, 10:03:34 AM »
We're back on track boys

 :whew
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Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
« Reply #436 on: March 28, 2020, 07:13:15 PM »
https://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/fqnwa5/rwallstreetbets_mod_accused_of_manipulation_fraud/

James, I know you're pissed about your tendies, but there was no need to whistleblow.

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Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
« Reply #437 on: March 28, 2020, 07:28:32 PM »
https://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/fqnwa5/rwallstreetbets_mod_accused_of_manipulation_fraud/

James, I know you're pissed about your tendies, but there was no need to whistleblow.

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It was inevitable someone would take advantage of a bunch of idiots pretending to be investors.

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Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
« Reply #438 on: March 30, 2020, 02:48:11 PM »
We're back on track boys

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Told you.  8)

Also I just want to put it on the record that if I die because of the corona my savings could be put to good use for charity or something so to prevent that from happening I'm leaving everything to the JAMES FUND if I meet my demise this year.
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Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
« Reply #439 on: May 20, 2020, 05:36:58 AM »
I've been thinking about stonks as I'll finally have some savings money to play around with soon.

What should I invest in? :thinking

Probably not the James fund, Bernie made him kill himself :(

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Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
« Reply #440 on: May 20, 2020, 06:34:22 AM »
I've been thinking about stonks as I'll finally have some savings money to play around with soon.

What should I invest in? :thinking

Face masks
Pharmaceuticals
eCommerce
Delivery services
Guns
Video games
Porn
Trees
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Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
« Reply #441 on: July 16, 2020, 02:54:41 PM »
Well, the grand experiment ends tomorrow.

Lets check in on the portfolio.

 -$503.56  (-311.92%)
 -$150.54  (-96.79%)
 -$1,138.54  (-99.91%)
 -$180.54 (-99.99%)
 -$256.54 (-99.99%)
 -$501.08 (-99.99%)

 :pika


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Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
« Reply #442 on: July 16, 2020, 03:14:10 PM »
Well, the grand experiment ends tomorrow.

Lets check in on the portfolio.

 -$503.56  (-311.92%)
 -$150.54  (-96.79%)
 -$1,138.54  (-99.91%)
 -$180.54 (-99.99%)
 -$256.54 (-99.99%)
 -$501.08 (-99.99%)

 :pika
We just need some investors, it is very cheap to invest in the james fund now :money
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Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
« Reply #443 on: July 16, 2020, 03:16:51 PM »
Well, the grand experiment ends tomorrow.

Lets check in on the portfolio.

 -$503.56  (-311.92%)
 -$150.54  (-96.79%)
 -$1,138.54  (-99.91%)
 -$180.54 (-99.99%)
 -$256.54 (-99.99%)
 -$501.08 (-99.99%)

 :pika

Maybe you should think about WFH with John Mcafee.
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Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
« Reply #444 on: December 13, 2020, 08:19:36 PM »
 :drudge :drudge :drudge

Attention investors.

End of year dividends are here!

If you invested in the James Fund, please send me a PM to confirm how you want your money deposited.

You will receive a 50% return on your initial investment.

Additionally, I am sad to announce that the James fund is closing, so you will also receive a refund of your initial principal.

Merry Christmas!

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Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
« Reply #445 on: December 13, 2020, 08:47:44 PM »
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« Reply #446 on: December 14, 2020, 06:28:12 AM »
:trumps

We just keep #winning
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« Reply #447 on: December 14, 2020, 06:30:23 AM »
Free evening of gourmetten for Nintex.

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Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
« Reply #448 on: January 15, 2021, 09:23:32 PM »
Well, the grand experiment ends tomorrow.

Lets check in on the portfolio.

 -$503.56  (-311.92%)
 -$150.54  (-96.79%)
 -$1,138.54  (-99.91%)
 -$180.54 (-99.99%)
 -$256.54 (-99.99%)
 -$501.08 (-99.99%)

 :pika

Goddammit James. Even when I lost my money to that guy on the street with the cups, the odds were at least 1/3 still. What are you doing wrong.

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Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
« Reply #449 on: January 15, 2021, 09:52:37 PM »
Had I put it all into tesla we'd literally be millionaires

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Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
« Reply #450 on: January 15, 2021, 10:07:17 PM »
He thinks he's Michael Burry or Billy Beane but he's Jerry Lundegaard

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« Reply #451 on: January 17, 2021, 12:41:13 AM »


Now I could be overreacting because Trump still has a few days to revalue the currency and make me a millionaire, but I’m starting to think putting all my savings into the Iraqi dinar was a poor financial move.

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Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
« Reply #452 on: January 17, 2021, 07:01:32 AM »
I totally forgot about that... :dead

Let me guess, property value in Greenland has dropped too :lol
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Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
« Reply #453 on: January 22, 2021, 12:40:02 PM »
Can someone please explain to me in simple terms what the hell is going on with GME and the wallstreetbets reddit?

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« Reply #454 on: January 22, 2021, 01:44:24 PM »
Can someone please explain to me in simple terms what the hell is going on with GME and the wallstreetbets reddit?



The fact that a forum of video game nerds missed this is what alarms me the most
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Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
« Reply #455 on: January 22, 2021, 02:08:46 PM »
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« Reply #456 on: January 22, 2021, 02:29:07 PM »
Fuck it, I bought 5

Lets go bois
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« Reply #457 on: January 22, 2021, 02:30:58 PM »
Can someone please explain to me in simple terms what the hell is going on with GME and the wallstreetbets reddit?

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The fact that a forum of video game nerds missed this is what alarms me the most
This is your account? If so, congrats. :o

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« Reply #458 on: January 22, 2021, 02:34:46 PM »


This is before homie doubled his money today
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« Reply #459 on: January 22, 2021, 02:35:25 PM »
Can someone please explain to me in simple terms what the hell is going on with GME and the wallstreetbets reddit?

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The fact that a forum of video game nerds missed this is what alarms me the most
This is your account? If so, congrats. :o

No I have been out of the trading game since July
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Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
« Reply #460 on: January 22, 2021, 02:46:57 PM »
Guys, WSB thinks its going to $420.

They were right about Tesla.

Everyone buy stocks
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Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
« Reply #461 on: January 22, 2021, 02:50:24 PM »
Fuck they convinced me to buy Blackberry stocks too


Nintex, this is good for us. TRUST
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Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
« Reply #462 on: January 22, 2021, 02:59:35 PM »
I havent felt this good since last time this happened
  :doge
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Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
« Reply #463 on: January 22, 2021, 04:02:33 PM »
Two hours later, lets check in on our purchases today

Gamestop: 51.08%
Blackberry: 9.26%

 :bernie

As a reference, the Russell 3000:  (-0.14%)


Also, my best performing stock (lifetime)

 Activision Blizzard Inc  696.21%

GAMER LIFE PAYS OFF BITCHES

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Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
« Reply #464 on: January 22, 2021, 05:22:51 PM »
The dude posted his end of day update



$3.3 million.

In one day.

Just like that.

He started with $53,000
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« Reply #465 on: January 25, 2021, 10:45:43 AM »
GME closed at $65 on Friday and 1h15m after open, reddit has memed it to $148 (and rising)

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This shit was easily sub $20 before xmas lmfao

Edit: In the 2 minutes it took me to get a tea, it went to $160 before the volatility halt kicked in  :pika

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« Reply #466 on: January 25, 2021, 11:04:25 AM »
This is insane lmao.

Someone check up on Andrew Left.

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« Reply #467 on: January 25, 2021, 11:12:55 AM »
Fourth halt of the day. Dropped to $88 (no nazi)

Edit: 2 hours open and just hit the SIXTH halt
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Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
« Reply #468 on: January 25, 2021, 11:44:35 AM »
To the moon boys

Blackberry is up 35% as well
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« Reply #469 on: January 25, 2021, 12:08:15 PM »
are the any articles etc of "legit" traders crying/sperging out about this :lol :lol :lol
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« Reply #470 on: January 25, 2021, 12:11:12 PM »
I'm wondering why the trip to the moon is going down?
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« Reply #471 on: January 25, 2021, 12:16:01 PM »
Damn from 150 to 78 in an hour

This is literally like betting on the ponies
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« Reply #472 on: January 25, 2021, 12:30:05 PM »
Hit 69

WSB in shambles
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« Reply #473 on: January 25, 2021, 01:33:03 PM »
The Meme Economy :rejoice
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« Reply #474 on: January 25, 2021, 06:02:38 PM »
Reddit guy sold 200 calls today when it was at $112 to pocket 2 million, from his original 53k buy in.

Hes holding the rest

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« Reply #475 on: January 25, 2021, 06:30:25 PM »
It wasn't 2mil, but I made some easy money off this today.

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« Reply #476 on: January 25, 2021, 07:15:31 PM »
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« Reply #477 on: January 25, 2021, 07:30:07 PM »
are numbers even real anymore
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Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
« Reply #479 on: January 26, 2021, 03:33:33 AM »
Of all the bullshit to invest in, an astrology-believing camgirl is probably slightly more trustworthy than the average republican congresscritter and/or lobbyist.