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Quote from: Nintex on May 22, 2022, 12:43:42 PM
Verstappen won and so did Nintex

Verstappen won again and so did Nintex.

2 wins
1 loss

so far

Hamilton has a shitty car, Ferrari can only do qualifying laps before their cars fail. Verstappen the GOAT

How do you feel about Ferrari winning everything so far?

Tasty · « **Reply #1510 on:** July 23, 2022, 09:52:54 PM »

Ford ftw

Propagandhim · « **Reply #1511 on:** July 24, 2022, 09:40:06 AM »

Quote from: Propagandhim on July 23, 2022, 09:06:32 PM

Quote from: Nintex on June 12, 2022, 10:37:59 AM
Quote from: Nintex on May 22, 2022, 12:43:42 PM
Verstappen won and so did Nintex

Verstappen won again and so did Nintex.

2 wins
1 loss

so far

Hamilton has a shitty car, Ferrari can only do qualifying laps before their cars fail. Verstappen the GOAT

How do you feel about Ferrari winning everything so far?

Oh..oh...oh god.

Nintex · « **Reply #1512 on:** July 27, 2022, 05:20:05 PM »

Crash Leclerc

Everyone is happy with this news
https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1552388434320412674

Not even the "former" CIA stooges can make money in Joe Biden's economy lmao

Bebpo · « **Reply #1513 on:** July 27, 2022, 06:38:24 PM »

Perfect time to raise the price of Quest 2 by $100!

Nintex · « **Reply #1514 on:** July 27, 2022, 06:49:01 PM »

$2.8 billion quarterly operating loss for the Metaverse division for Q2

Tycoon Padre · « **Reply #1515 on:** July 28, 2022, 05:18:01 AM »

I wonder if $WBD might be worth a punt for the coming days/weeks... with Multiversus seeming like it could be a real hit, I could see a metaverse/"the next Fortnite!!?!1!" narrative springing up around their properties and giving it a bit of a pump. Maybe it makes the gaming divison that they've been trying to sell off forever look more appealing too.

james · « **Reply #1516 on:** July 28, 2022, 11:03:03 AM »

Quote from: james on February 23, 2022, 11:10:32 AM

Time to buy the dip?

Quote from: james on February 24, 2022, 10:40:38 AM

I bought the facebook dip it's not going well

Quote from: Nintex on July 27, 2022, 06:49:01 PM

$2.8 billion quarterly operating loss for the Metaverse division for Q2

A rare loss for the James fund

Nintex · « **Reply #1517 on:** July 28, 2022, 11:11:14 AM »

The metaverse is a terrible idea that zuck keeps pushing

james · « **Reply #1518 on:** July 28, 2022, 11:18:51 AM »

Quote from: Nintex on July 28, 2022, 11:11:14 AM

The metaverse is a terrible idea that zuck keeps pushing

Yes but you miss the shots you dont take and there was a sale

Nintex · « **Reply #1519 on:** July 28, 2022, 12:07:19 PM »

From what I've read over the past couple of days the company doesn't function because of a lack of discipline among the WFH crowd and slacktivists (Who could've predicted that

)
And now they have the added problem of a CEO that ignores market trends and ignores "what the audience actually wants" by burning billions trying to built his own Second Life clone and he blames his own failure on his staff.

I think VR is exciting and it's a field worth investing in but what the hell are they spending that money on because it certainly ain't the graphics or the hardware

He can't reverse like this either. I bet in a few weeks we'll get lenghty articles about how 'TOXIC' Facebook has become because you can no longer do 1 day work weeks to work on your side projects and "mental health" instead.

It seems Facebook is about ready for a Microsoft buy out.

james · « **Reply #1520 on:** July 28, 2022, 12:31:29 PM »

Facebooks biggest problems have been clear for a very long time.

They started with college kids. Great. Tons of sexy bikini pics and such. $$$$

They opened up to boomers.

Boomers cant control themselves and made it shitty.

Kids didnt want to join a platform where their aunts share memes. No one on earth under 25 has a facebook account. Not one.

The college kids got older and stopped posting bikini pics.

Everyone complains that the feed is 90% non friend related content, but thats essential because 90% of friends dont post. And the 10% that do are the people you dont want to see all the time anyway.

Exact same thing happened with Instagram, except they dug their grave faster by doing the story thing, which meant theres no way to go back and browse bikini pics.

Nintex · « **Reply #1521 on:** July 28, 2022, 01:16:01 PM »

Opening up the internet to boomers, corpo's and normies has been the problem from the get go.

We should've chased them off a long time ago and never helped anyone with their 'computer problems'.

Tasty · « **Reply #1522 on:** July 28, 2022, 02:26:50 PM »

Quote from: Nintex on July 27, 2022, 06:49:01 PM

$2.8 billion quarterly operating loss for the Metaverse division for Q2

They got whatever the Gigantosaurus clone version of Kutaragi is running the hardware budgets over there?

james · « **Reply #1523 on:** July 28, 2022, 02:57:36 PM »

The James Plan to save social media:

--Under 18 can like but not post or comment
--Hotties ages 18-24 are prioritized on all feeds
--To encourage hotties posting daily, they get a 2% cut on all ad revenue generated near their post. More likes = more cash(more tiddies (or abs for the bois) = more likes)
--Individuals aged 40+ must pay per post/comment. Hot take? Thats $3 to submit.
--Add the same search engine porn sites use so you can find new people to follow (ie, asian bbw)

who is ted danson? · « **Reply #1524 on:** August 09, 2022, 04:41:59 PM »

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2022/08/us-bans-transactions-on-crypto-system-that-some-used-for-money-laundering/

Quote

TORNADO CASH BAN —
US blacklisting of Tornado Cash sparks outcry from cryptocurrency industry
Tornado Cash banned over money laundering but has legitimate uses as privacy tool.
JON BRODKIN - 8/9/2022, 7:31 PM

https://twitter.com/depression2019/status/1556748494622208000

https://twitter.com/0xJim/status/1557035689425895425

FUCK THE POLICE

james · « **Reply #1525 on:** August 17, 2022, 04:43:21 PM »

Quote

Bed Bath & Beyond surges again on Wednesday, continuing August meme rally

Bed Bath & Beyond has already seen five days in August with moves greater than 20%, and ended Tuesday up nearly 300% for the month.

https://www.cnbc.com/2022/08/17/bed-bath-beyond-surges-again-on-wednesday-continuing-august-meme-rally.html

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Bed, Bath & Beyond shares fall more than 10% after investor Ryan Cohen reveals intent to sell entire stake

https://www.cnbc.com/2022/08/17/bed-bath-beyond-shares-fall-more-than-10percent-after-investor-ryan-cohen-reveals-intent-to-sell-entire-stake.html

james · « **Reply #1526 on:** August 30, 2022, 03:53:23 PM »

Snap will lay off 20% of staff, report says

Nintex · « **Reply #1527 on:** August 30, 2022, 03:57:29 PM »

https://www.theverge.com/2022/8/30/23329301/snap-layoffs-20-percent-employees-snapchat

~~Learn to code~~

McDonalds is hiring

https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/1564701274771230723
It's not even funny how fucked our generation is.

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Millennials' median net worth went from just above $25,000 in 2007 to less than $15,000 by 2010, according to the Board of Governors of the Federal Reserve System.

james · « **Reply #1528 on:** August 30, 2022, 05:24:20 PM »

Tasty · « **Reply #1529 on:** August 30, 2022, 08:59:10 PM »

Quote from: james on August 30, 2022, 03:53:23 PM

Snap will lay off 20% of staff, report says

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Like its other tech peers, Snap hired aggressively during the pandemic. It entered March of 2020 with roughly 3,427 full-time employees and ended last quarter with 6,446, a 38 percent increase from the same time last year.

Did they really believe the cocaine party would last forever?

Nintex · « **Reply #1530 on:** August 31, 2022, 02:51:32 AM »

https://twitter.com/katie_robertson/status/1564649596877688832

james · « **Reply #1531 on:** August 31, 2022, 10:16:43 AM »

CEO: My records show you arent coming in every day, WTF are you doing
Reporter: Sir I cover sports I have to travel to games
CEO: Youre fired you lazy piece of shit

who is ted danson? · « **Reply #1532 on:** August 31, 2022, 10:42:29 AM »

It's like peak boomer CEO that the measure of productivity is hours spent in meetings

Nintex · « **Reply #1533 on:** August 31, 2022, 02:44:32 PM »

Most people WFH aren't doing shit and they weren't doing shit RTO either.

When it comes to the 20/80 rule, the 80's fucked around and are about to find out.

Nintex · « **Reply #1534 on:** September 14, 2022, 10:26:08 AM »

Propagandhim · « **Reply #1535 on:** September 14, 2022, 11:57:31 AM »

Trump is such a dumb asshole.

Nintex · « **Reply #1536 on:** September 16, 2022, 03:11:44 PM »

https://twitter.com/zachvallese/status/1570499215268409344

who is ted danson? · « **Reply #1537 on:** September 23, 2022, 07:33:10 AM »

https://twitter.com/EdConwaySky/status/1573247604259164160

Nintex · « **Reply #1538 on:** September 23, 2022, 07:55:58 AM »

https://twitter.com/KwasiKwarteng/status/1573267647508119554

Literally no taxes and cheaper pints, Kwasi knows wassup

Allow me to coin the term "Trumponomics"

Nintex · « **Reply #1539 on:** September 23, 2022, 09:33:52 AM »

Euro not doing hot either

https://twitter.com/WatcherGuru/status/1573207848166866945

james · « **Reply #1540 on:** September 23, 2022, 10:09:22 AM »

Pound is at the lowest on record*

*Record being this pic

Tasty · « **Reply #1541 on:** September 23, 2022, 11:36:20 AM »

Quote from: who is ted danson? on September 23, 2022, 07:33:10 AM

https://twitter.com/EdConwaySky/status/1573247604259164160

A pound of what?

Nintex · « **Reply #1542 on:** September 23, 2022, 11:52:19 AM »

The goal is Pound/Euro/Dollar parity

Propagandhim · « **Reply #1543 on:** September 23, 2022, 12:17:09 PM »

https://twitter.com/unusual_whales/status/1573341942280339456

james · « **Reply #1544 on:** September 23, 2022, 12:21:41 PM »

Good fire them all

who is ted danson? · « **Reply #1545 on:** September 23, 2022, 12:32:40 PM »

https://twitter.com/lewis_goodall/status/1573324063266803716

Hoping George Soros is shorting again

james · « **Reply #1546 on:** September 23, 2022, 01:17:41 PM »

The UK is killing the stocks

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Dow tumbles nearly 600 points into bear market territory, sets a new low for the year

Stocks tumbled on Friday to close out a brutal week for financial markets as surging interest rates and foreign currency turmoil heightened fears of a global recession.

The Dow Jones Industrial Average fell more than 700 points to fall below 30,000 to a new low for the year. The 30-stock index is fell 20% from its high, known as bear market territory on Wall Street. It was last trading 548 points lower, or 1.8%. The S&P 500 fell 2% and headed for a new 2022 closing low, while the Nasdaq Composite slid about 2%.

https://www.cnbc.com/2022/09/22/futures-inch-higher-following-another-day-of-losses-after-fed-rate-hike-sell-offs.html

Nintex · « **Reply #1547 on:** September 23, 2022, 01:37:02 PM »

https://twitter.com/unusual_whales/status/1573350505388314626

tfw Cyberpunk is real and I can pay in Eurodollars

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #1548 on:** September 24, 2022, 07:20:21 AM »

The non-executives who job hopped and received greater salaries these past several months are going to be the first on the chopping block with the inevitable round of layoffs. There is very much a sentiment of businesses getting even and they’ll do what they can to get it. Same goes for the WFH crowd. All those people buying homes far away from the office because they don’t have to come in are going to regret it. I’m not saying it’s right, it is what it is.

Nintex · « **Reply #1549 on:** September 24, 2022, 07:02:58 PM »

https://twitter.com/charliebilello/status/1573732642905882624

who is ted danson? · « **Reply #1550 on:** September 26, 2022, 02:44:20 AM »

https://twitter.com/EdConwaySky/status/1574274790588022785

https://twitter.com/christhebarker/status/1573241890190794752

Nintex · « **Reply #1551 on:** September 29, 2022, 08:37:31 AM »

Larry Summers admits they broke the economy
https://twitter.com/RNCResearch/status/1575283889764974595

who is ted danson? · « **Reply #1552 on:** October 01, 2022, 03:01:20 PM »

https://twitter.com/DaveTaylorNews/status/1576137253734076418

It begins.

team filler · « **Reply #1553 on:** October 01, 2022, 03:04:19 PM »

Bebpo · « **Reply #1554 on:** October 01, 2022, 03:24:06 PM »

Yeah, I can't imagine the super strong dollar is good for the world economy while everyone else's currency falls to dust.

But American-focused media will just be like "fuck yeah, time to go on a party binge in Europe for cheap!"

Nintex · « **Reply #1555 on:** October 02, 2022, 06:59:25 AM »

It's Credit Suisse
https://twitter.com/Investingcom/status/1576457410604339201

and Deutsche

The numbers for Credit Suisse:

$160b Cash
$400b at call Liabilities
$900b Leveraged exposure
$40b Equity

That's a $900 billion bailout

For Deutsche better not look at the numbers

Tasty · « **Reply #1556 on:** October 02, 2022, 01:38:31 PM »

Quote from: Bebpo on October 01, 2022, 03:24:06 PM

Yeah, I can't imagine the super strong dollar is good for the world economy while everyone else's currency falls to dust.

But American-focused media will just be like "fuck yeah, time to go on a party binge in Europe for cheap!"

I mean, if the world's gonna burn, a vacay beforehand isn't too bad an idea.

james · « **Reply #1557 on:** October 04, 2022, 10:11:14 AM »

DOW up 1,500 in 2 days, the Biden Halloween miracle is here

james · « **Reply #1558 on:** October 12, 2022, 10:43:38 AM »

Rumors are the inflation has not been solved

Sweet potential for a 1,000 point drop this week. get your puts ready bois

Tasty · « **Reply #1559 on:** October 12, 2022, 06:07:12 PM »

WBD already teetering on that $10 edge because of all the layoffs yesterday

News:

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