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Fiona Apple: If I Were PresidentNAME YOUR PARTY - Individualist.RUNNING MATE? - I wouldn’t have one.CAMPAIGN SONG? - “If You Want to Sing Out, Sing Out” by Cat Stevens, from Harold and Maude.HOW WOULD YOU RAISE CAMPAIGN MONEY? - Pimp the Spice Girls.YOUR CLOSEST ADVISERS? - George Carlin and Dionne Warwick.FILL IN THE BLANK: “NEWT GINGRICH IS TO BILL CLINTON AS ________ IS TO FIONA APPLE.”I am a victim of the American public school system, and though I was hungry to learn about such controversial characters, each school I attended rendered me lost, anonymous, and discouraged, so I was forced to become a traveling musician.WHY SHOULD WE ELECT YOU? - I make a mean evasive segue, and I have a knack for bullshit. (See my previous answer.)WHY SHOULDN’T WE ELECT YOU? - I’m selfish, impulsive, easily distracted, and almost completely ignorant about politics.WHAT WOULD YOU WEAR TO THE INAUGURAL BALL? - A shield.YOUR ROLE MODEL? - No one.NAME A REASON TO GO TO WAR. - To shame mother earth, devastate civilization, and make ourselves extinct.YOUR FIRST ACT IN OFFICE? - Replace the animals in product- and medicine-testing labs with second-offense child molesters.WHAT WOULD YOU FIGHT TO CHANGE? - The need to have a president.THE GREATEST PROBLEM FACING THE U.S.? - Stupid people.YOUR ADMINISTRATION’S SCANDAL? - Sexually harassing myself when I’m alone in the Oval Office.WHAT THREE OBJECTS MUST YOU HAVE IN THE OVAL OFFICE? - A sewing kit, a box radio, and MacGyver.WHICH OF YOUR ACTIVITIES WOULD MOST CHALLENGE THE SECRET SERVICE? - I inhale.HOW WOULD YOU UNWIND FROM JOB PRESSURE? - I’d inhale.WHAT DO AMERICA’S TEENAGERS NEED MOST, AND HOW WOULD YOU GIVE IT TO THEM? - We’d inhale.WHAT WOULD YOU WANT HISTORIANS TO SAY ABOUT YOUR PRESIDENCY? - She was trusted. She let the people tell her how to do her job the best she could do for all of them. She had a heart of gold and balls of steel. finGeorge Magazine · Dec '97
2019 – The first known case of COVID-19 is traced to a 55-year-old man who had visited a market in Wuhan, Hubei Province, China.[4]
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was listening to opening track and thinking how it sounds like somebody just messing around on a keyboard. like something anyone who can't play music might come up with, then the piano comes in and her fingers are so smooth on them keys
