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mojovonio

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GamesCon
« on: August 27, 2020, 01:49:47 PM »
Scarlett Nexus looks like shit.

Quantum ERRORZZZ looks like shit.

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Re: GamesCon
« Reply #1 on: August 27, 2020, 02:01:30 PM »
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Re: GamesCon
« Reply #2 on: August 27, 2020, 02:14:06 PM »
If I hear an "edgy song" with lyrics to introduce a game, it's an automatic no buy.  Just please.... stop it.

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Re: GamesCon
« Reply #3 on: August 27, 2020, 02:20:46 PM »
If I hear an "edgy song" with lyrics to introduce a game, it's an automatic no buy.  Just please.... stop it.

All around me are familiar faces......worn out places......worn out faceeeeeesssssss....
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Re: GamesCon
« Reply #4 on: August 27, 2020, 02:21:47 PM »
Bioware  8)

Would love to see someone take those voice overs and put them on top of Anthem footage.
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Re: GamesCon
« Reply #5 on: August 27, 2020, 02:26:49 PM »
Yo what is with this show?

HEY, IT'S DOC BROWN FROM BACK TO THE FUTURE!!!!!  HERE TO INTRODUCE Surgeon Simulator

:mindblown
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paprikastaude

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Re: GamesCon
« Reply #6 on: August 27, 2020, 02:32:22 PM »
Gamescom live from... Los Angeles :confused  featuring Doc Brown to introduce a completely unrelated meme game for shitty screaming streamers? :confused Bitch handing out random awards :confused

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Re: GamesCon
« Reply #7 on: August 27, 2020, 02:32:45 PM »
"Animated" short.  :doge

AND BTW THE AWARD FOR BEST NINTENDO GAME GOES TO LITTLE NIGHTMARES II!

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Like...what?  It was supposed to get a trailer at this show.  Guess we missed that.
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Re: GamesCon
« Reply #8 on: August 27, 2020, 02:34:36 PM »
My brain hurts

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Re: GamesCon
« Reply #9 on: August 27, 2020, 02:34:49 PM »
This show is starting to feel like

FANTASY GAME!
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FANTASY GAME!
FANTASY GAME!
FANTASY GAME!
Doc Brown
FANTASY GAME!
FANTASY GAME!
FANTASY GAME!
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Re: GamesCon
« Reply #10 on: August 27, 2020, 02:36:12 PM »
Crash just made physical contact with that dude on the street.  No social distancing
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Svejk

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Re: GamesCon
« Reply #11 on: August 27, 2020, 02:41:52 PM »
VIDYUHGAMEZ 2020
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Re: GamesCon
« Reply #12 on: August 27, 2020, 02:45:54 PM »
DO YOU GUYS LIKE WARHAMMER?

What kind of game was that?  No idea.  Shooter?  RPG?  Dunno!
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Svejk

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Re: GamesCon
« Reply #13 on: August 27, 2020, 02:47:48 PM »
Wait.. so they gave an award to Little Nightmares 2... but they're just now revealing it?   :steel

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Re: GamesCon
« Reply #14 on: August 27, 2020, 02:59:55 PM »
what is with geoff's fat bulging cock. stop zooming in on it
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Re: GamesCon
« Reply #15 on: August 27, 2020, 03:01:07 PM »
also the crash bandicoot dev was a cutie patootie
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Svejk

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« Reply #16 on: August 27, 2020, 03:03:57 PM »
Warframe  :hyper

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Re: GamesCon
« Reply #17 on: August 27, 2020, 03:04:25 PM »
Wait.. so they gave an award to Little Nightmares 2... but they're just now revealing it?   :steel

it's not GOTY awards, it's just typical awards media outlets give games like E3
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Re: GamesCon
« Reply #18 on: August 27, 2020, 03:20:00 PM »
GEOFF #CANCELLED
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Svejk

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Re: GamesCon
« Reply #19 on: August 27, 2020, 03:29:50 PM »
At least Asha in Monster World will be revealed tomorrow.. will be better than all this shit combined. LOL

Edit: oops.. I meant Saturday.
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« Reply #20 on: August 27, 2020, 03:44:03 PM »
lol destriny
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Re: GamesCon
« Reply #21 on: August 27, 2020, 03:45:15 PM »
Congratulations Cyberpunk 2077!
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Re: GamesCon
« Reply #22 on: August 27, 2020, 03:46:09 PM »
oh man i waited 2 hours for that destiny trailer. worth it. can't wait till november
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Re: GamesCon
« Reply #23 on: August 27, 2020, 04:00:50 PM »
ended on the same ratchet level, fall guys was actually the highlight  :dead

El Babua

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Re: GamesCon
« Reply #24 on: August 28, 2020, 12:11:10 AM »
Glad I slept through it lol

The only things I wanted to see was Doom Eternal DLC and Fall Guys season 2.

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Re: GamesCon
« Reply #25 on: August 28, 2020, 12:54:38 AM »
what is with geoff's fat bulging cock. stop zooming in on it

Or zoom in on it more? :thinking

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Re: GamesCon
« Reply #26 on: August 28, 2020, 01:39:34 AM »
At least Asha in Monster World will be revealed tomorrow.. will be better than all this shit combined. LOL

Edit: oops.. I meant Saturday.

Not since it is known a remake. Original is perfectly playable and looks great. Not expecting too much from an indie 2,5D project.

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Re: GamesCon
« Reply #27 on: August 28, 2020, 07:04:03 AM »

A cosplayer is currently doing a German photoshop tutorial  :doge

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Re: GamesCon
« Reply #28 on: August 28, 2020, 07:33:19 AM »
You guys mean to tell me, that in a year where every single gaming event was shit (unless you consider the PS5 gaming showcase kind of decent, i guess), Gamescom was also mostly shit?  :pika

Svejk

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Re: GamesCon
« Reply #29 on: August 28, 2020, 08:40:25 AM »
wait, they're having more "shows"??  :existential  I got to much work going on than to put myself through another one of those. 

At least Asha in Monster World will be revealed tomorrow.. will be better than all this shit combined. LOL

Edit: oops.. I meant Saturday.

Not since it is known a remake. Original is perfectly playable and looks great. Not expecting too much from an indie 2,5D project.
Yeah I saw...  :fbm

Still gonna get it and love it though.  :D

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Re: GamesCon
« Reply #30 on: August 29, 2020, 06:19:33 AM »
Moar GamesCum

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paprikastaude

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Re: GamesCon
« Reply #31 on: August 29, 2020, 01:58:11 PM »


:larry :goty

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Re: GamesCon
« Reply #32 on: August 29, 2020, 02:32:55 PM »
what's this goofy bitch saying about vidya ???
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Re: GamesCon
« Reply #33 on: August 29, 2020, 04:30:56 PM »


:larry :goty

Looks better than I expected, but the original MWIV was stunning looking already... Hopefully there's enough new in this game to give this one a spin. Never expected over the last few years we'd have a ton of great Monster World content- re-releases, remakes, official MWIV translations, and all new games.
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Re: GamesCon
« Reply #34 on: August 29, 2020, 04:47:31 PM »
MW looks a bit rough around the edges, but if they keep polishing it like the MB team did, I think it'll turn out great.

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Re: GamesCon
« Reply #35 on: August 29, 2020, 05:25:48 PM »
MW looks a bit rough around the edges, but if they keep polishing it like the MB team did, I think it'll turn out great.

They have original dev team members involved.  Should be good!

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Wonder Boy: Asha in Monster World is a full remake of the 2D side-scrolling action game Monster World IV with full 3D graphics, significantly enhanced visuals, and further refined gameplay. It is not just visual change, as new game modes and other additional elements are planned. It is also the first entry in the series to feature voice-overs. Look forward to hearing what Asha’s voice!

The Original Staff Returns

For this remake, the original staff from Westone Bit Entertainment have reunited under the supervision of Wonder Boy series creator Ryuichi Nishizawa.

Direction: Ryuichi Nishizawa
Character Design: Maki Oozora
Sound Producer: Shinichi Sakamoto
Creative Managemer: Takanori Kurihara


Wonder Boy: Asha in Monster World is due out for PlayStation 4, Switch, and PC via Steam in early 2021 worldwide.
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Re: GamesCon
« Reply #36 on: August 29, 2020, 08:18:15 PM »
The og plays perfectly fine and this looks worse :idont I wouldn't have minded the graphics if it was a new game, but this feels like those redundant 3D remakes on PS2/PSP. No idea why Japan hates going back to pixels so much.  :doge

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Re: GamesCon
« Reply #37 on: August 29, 2020, 09:19:13 PM »

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« Reply #39 on: August 30, 2020, 07:08:09 AM »
It looks good but either YouTube had some issues or the performance seems a bit iffy.
Hopefully they can sort that out before launch. The 1994 / 2020 comparison was strange, like the 2D game in some ways is better  :doge
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