Author Topic: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))  (Read 14656 times)

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VomKriege

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Gently caress you !

Also the craziest part I forgot to mention is that Trump promised FREE OF CHARGE RONA CURES.
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1314252606110412806

Are they slowly pushing him off white house grounds? each video seems further and further away from the building.

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tremendous amounts of distance, the furthest away anyone has ever been :trumps
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I could have walked out the next day!

Sooner even

 ??? :brain
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VomKriege

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It's the same beats as yesterday's video in a shorter package.
As usual, it had to happen to him to actually get him to out some energy about it.

Some deniers must be doing some wild loops though. Then again I suppose the elastic defense will be that he's pushing the CURE to checkmate Bill Gates Vaccine.
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what if trumps blood saves us all :rollsafe
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Nintex

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These daily hourly Trump directs are lit
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So they jacked him up with meds, propped him up, and filmed a dozen videos that they can release once daily?

Thats some North Korea shit. Someone ask him to hold up todays newspaper
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Nintex

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So they jacked him up with meds, propped him up, and filmed a dozen videos that they can release once daily?

Thats some North Korea shit. Someone ask him to hold up todays newspaper
In North Korea's defense, last time their leader was ill and really died they were pretty open about it.  :yeshrug

Trump is more like Qaddafi and Baghdad Bob rolled into one.
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Trump is more like Qaddafi and Baghdad Bob rolled into one.

A little bit of Chavez and Castro too

All the greatest hits rolled into one obese orange turd.

Why wont he die

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I don't understand this at all

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Already posted in the politics thread but relevant here

New York Times:
The treatment that Trump touted as a ‘cure’ for Covid-19 was developed using cells derived from fetal tissue, a practice that his administration has moved to restrict..

Watch evangelicals turn a blind eye like "honestly I don't even know what the word 'fetus" means"    :kermit

VomKriege

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Trump is more like Qaddafi and Baghdad Bob rolled into one.

A little bit of Chavez and Castro too

JUNTA N°5 !
*trumpets*
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Nintex

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Current status:

- Pelosi will introduce a bill tomorrow to create a panel to assess the mental capacity and fitness for office of Presidents so the 25th can be invoked on this one
- Trump tweeted Nancy is crazy herself and she's staging another coup hoax
- Trump will host the Rush Limbaugh Show tomorrow and take calls from listeners
- Pence has cancelled his trip to Indiana and is returning to Washington
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The only way they invoke the 25th amendment is if trump becomes incapacitated and refuses to transfer power to pence.  It’ll be hushed up and we won’t even hear about it.

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Nancy is a bit of an idiot, isnt she?
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Nintex

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Trump reversed on cancelling the stimulus talks today and wants to get a comprehensive stimulus deal.
His 180 turnaround probably prompted her to do this, among other things including the White House not disclosing any real medical information about the health of the President just that he's doing great and look at the tweets.
Now the Republicans have to decide if they 100% support this madness or if they would rather have Pence organize a peaceful transition of power to a new administration.

I agree that it could blow up in their faces though. Pelosi is basically offering the GOP an eject button and it could actually save local GOP candidates if the craziness stops.

Unless the majority of the country supports this... whatever it is... and reelects the madman  :trumps

The stimulus thing was really weird though, even Jimmy Dore said, 2016 Trump would've went with a 3 trillion bail-out and print his face on all the cheques.
In fact it was Mitch and other Republicans that didn't want to spend so much money on the stimulus. Trump repeatedly told them to go for the higher number.

There have been Presidents with health issues in the past. FDR was on his last legs at the time of Yalta, Kennedy had poor health but managed to hide it well and there was of course Reagan who suffered from Alzheimers near the end of his second term.
As far as recent Presidents go the biggest health scare was George Bush choking on a Pretzel and now Trump's COVID diagnoses.
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Nintex

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Doc says Trump can go back to the campaign trail on Saturday

https://twitter.com/hunterw/status/1314339551989637120
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Cauliflower Of Love

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I wonder if he just tells everyone that he's running a top secret mission.

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Wherever he's licensed should pull that license.

Do it mayor Bowsette
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Lol, Trump trying to negotiate with the second debate moderator on Twitter.

https://www.twitter.com/Scaramucci/status/1314386686718156800

https://www.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1314402920474042371

 :neogaf Will anyone take the phone away from him?
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Will anyone take the phone away from him?
no because they know it's covered in coronavirus.

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Doc says Trump can go back to the campaign trail on Saturday

https://twitter.com/hunterw/status/1314339551989637120

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
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Next debate should be lit. Gonna get my popcorn ready.

Nintex

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Don't forget enough alcohol for the drinking game  :playa
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In an announcement from Fox News, the network said Trump is set to do his first on-camera interview since his COVID-19 diagnosis with Tucker Carlson tonight. But, in a significantly more interesting bit of the announcement, Fox News confirmed: “Dr. Marc Siegel will conduct a medical evaluation and interview during the program.”
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VomKriege

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My objective, scientific diagnosis on the President's health :
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Nintex

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Hosting Rush and going on Tucker on the same day?
Nothing stops this train
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hes gonna have a heart attack live on air :hyper
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Purely for Weekend At Bernie's memeing reasons, it would be HILARIOUS if he dies the next day.

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Doctors say hes negative.

The dream has ended.

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There are several mutations of the virus that are making the rounds, though if he stays in one region, it’s likely he will not encounter them. But he’s not immune to every mutation of the virus. And he’s likely to go back on the campaign trail.

Nintex

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There are several mutations of the virus that are making the rounds, though if he stays in one region, it’s likely he will not encounter them. But he’s not immune to every mutation of the virus. And he’s likely to go back on the campaign trail.
Air Force One literally just landed in Florida for a rally.

https://twitter.com/JohnJHarwood/status/1315793829564424193
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chronovore

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There are several mutations of the virus that are making the rounds, though if he stays in one region, it’s likely he will not encounter them. But he’s not immune to every mutation of the virus. And he’s likely to go back on the campaign trail.
Air Force One literally just landed in Florida for a rally.

https://twitter.com/JohnJHarwood/status/1315793829564424193

It’s been widely reported that the steroid he’s on gives feelings of invincibility and delusions of grandeur.

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That’s his natural state anyway :trumps
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Barron caught it too.

https://apnews.com/article/virus-outbreak-politics-barron-trump-8d87cdfcba2dbbf355523d59618135b9

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she treated naturally with vitamins and healthy food.

Oh lawd
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