Why does he know what TIL is but not what a platformer is.
Why does he call Grand Prix mode in Mario Kart a 'version'.
Why does he mention playing Rayman with a friend having 'laps' on the PS1. There isn't a Rayman with laps or multiplayer on the PS1.
Why does he only own Crash Bandicoot and Just Dance on Switch. How did all the advertisements for the 15998 other games, including ads literally on the Switch and the box of the Switch itself pass him by but a very late Switch port of Crash Bandicoot didn't?
Why is Reddit not noticing any of this and acting like this is all normal behaviour
