So this is based off a situation that came close to happening to me today, we were walking and we see this old man wearing all MAGA gear on the other side of the road in his mobility scooter going too fast down a hill in our neighborhood, he only just managed to stop his scooter. The situation got me thinking about what I would do if he hadn't been able to stop the scooter. To make matters even more sketchy I hear him practically cough up his lung afterwards as we keep on walking.
There he is, What a WINNER! HE WAS DRIVING THAT SCOOTER LIKE A RACE DRIVER TO GET TO THE RALLY WEREN'T YOU GEORGE
"I tried to stop but my scooter...."WHAT DID YOU SAY GEORGE? YOU LIKE THOSE FILMS WITH THOSE CARS. MAN THOSE ARE GREAT FILMS VERY FAST
"You see sir, my breaks are broken because I had to buy this on ebay because my wife has a medicine that is so expensive and..."YOU GOTTA SEE THIS GUY SCOOT I'VE NEVER SEEN A GUY SCOOT LIKE THAT. IF WE WIN AGAIN AND WE WILL I WANT YOU TO SCOOT ALL OVER THE WHITE HOUSE IS THAT OKAY?
"cough...grunt... wheeze"LOOK HE HAS THE HAT, THE SHIRT HE HAS EVERYTHING - YOU LOVE AMERICA RIGHT GEORGE?
"I love this country but I was hoping I could say something about support for the elderly..."GIVE IT UP FOR GEORGE FROM WISH-CON-SON EVERYBODY

I BET HIS WIFE IS VERY PROUD, TAKE IT EASY GEORGE
SO ANYWAY as I was saying - the wind turbines brainwash the chickens because they rotate and it drives them crazy so the economy goes to hell because McDonalds doesn't have the chicken and then crazy Nancy [...]