Author Topic: Apples are too hit or miss (Read 2038 times)

bagofeyes · « **on:** February 03, 2007, 07:39:35 PM »

When I eat a good apple - crispy, juicy, sweet - it's really good, but alot of the time they are soft and shitty. And you can't really test them at the store cause they feel firm even when the flesh isn't crisp. After weeks of bad apples I just had a batch that were really good so I'm going back to the same store today to buy up as many as they have left.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1 on:** February 03, 2007, 07:56:13 PM »

I know

I'm far to picky with my apples. I usually get like 6 and end up eating only half that.

TVC15 · « **Reply #2 on:** February 03, 2007, 07:57:34 PM »

I'm the same way with bananas.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #3 on:** February 03, 2007, 08:02:01 PM »

Apples HAFTA be crisp. Squishy apples are nas-tay, like an am nintenho on flame of callandor lemon party.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #4 on:** February 03, 2007, 08:02:56 PM »

Yea, good crisp apples are so awesome...but if they're not they're basically inedible.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #5 on:** February 03, 2007, 08:22:32 PM »

I eat nectarines when they are really green, that why they are really crisp - and like an apple. A little hard on the stomach though.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #6 on:** February 03, 2007, 08:29:30 PM »

There's nothing like a cold, fresh, red delicious apple.

Nick · « **Reply #7 on:** February 03, 2007, 08:37:39 PM »

apples are great beacause of the IPod

Tauntaun · « **Reply #8 on:** February 03, 2007, 09:01:18 PM »

Quote from: Nick on February 03, 2007, 08:37:39 PM

apples are great beacause of the IPod

I see what you did there.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #9 on:** February 03, 2007, 09:44:08 PM »

I got this apple peeler slicer for making pies that i use for apples mmm they are so good. I love them apples but i hate mushy ones.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #10 on:** February 03, 2007, 09:47:03 PM »

OH GUYS GUYS! Apple cinnamon crisp! !)@*(%(&@($&@!!!!ONE!11 SON! I think I just squirted in my pants.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #11 on:** February 03, 2007, 09:48:45 PM »

Quote from: Tauntaun on February 03, 2007, 09:47:03 PM

OH GUYS GUYS! Apple cinnamon crisp! !)@*(%(&@($&@!!!!ONE!11 SON! I think I just squirted in my pants.

I have some sitting down stairs mmmmmmm

Tauntaun · « **Reply #12 on:** February 03, 2007, 09:50:31 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 03, 2007, 09:48:45 PM

Quote from: Tauntaun on February 03, 2007, 09:47:03 PM
OH GUYS GUYS! Apple cinnamon crisp! !)@*(%(&@($&@!!!!ONE!11 SON! I think I just squirted in my pants.

I have some sitting down stairs mmmmmmm

WHAT?!!? z0mg, can I come over? We could eat apple crisp and fedex foreign women!

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #13 on:** February 03, 2007, 09:55:40 PM »

Quote from: Tauntaun on February 03, 2007, 09:50:31 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 03, 2007, 09:48:45 PM
Quote from: Tauntaun on February 03, 2007, 09:47:03 PM
OH GUYS GUYS! Apple cinnamon crisp! !)@*(%(&@($&@!!!!ONE!11 SON! I think I just squirted in my pants.

I have some sitting down stairs mmmmmmm

WHAT?!!? z0mg, can I come over? We could eat apple crisp and fedex foreign women!

You may, though I'm going to go eat the rest right now, but I will make more for when you come.

Yay 150 posts. I'm a member! I'd like to thank my sponsor Demi

, and everyone else. GAF is so boring now, after being here.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #14 on:** February 03, 2007, 09:57:24 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 03, 2007, 09:55:40 PM

Quote from: Tauntaun on February 03, 2007, 09:50:31 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on February 03, 2007, 09:48:45 PM
Quote from: Tauntaun on February 03, 2007, 09:47:03 PM
OH GUYS GUYS! Apple cinnamon crisp! !)@*(%(&@($&@!!!!ONE!11 SON! I think I just squirted in my pants.

I have some sitting down stairs mmmmmmm

WHAT?!!? z0mg, can I come over? We could eat apple crisp and fedex foreign women!

You may, though I'm going to go eat the rest right now, but I will make more for when you come.

Yay 150 posts. I'm a member! I'd like to thank my sponsor Demi , and everyone else. GAF is so boring now, after being here.

Yeah man, the only thing I need GAF for now is the gaming forum. This place is way better than OT. Man I really want some apple crisp now, I'm going to get some from the grocery store tomorrow. mmmm.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #15 on:** February 03, 2007, 10:59:17 PM »

I find that Granny Smiths are usually 90% of the time Crisp and don't have bruises. They must have tougher exteriors than regular Red Apples or something?

Tauntaun · « **Reply #16 on:** February 03, 2007, 11:02:16 PM »

What color are Granny Smiths?

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #17 on:** February 03, 2007, 11:02:54 PM »

Green and oh so delicious

bagofeyes · « **Reply #18 on:** February 03, 2007, 11:05:48 PM »

When I lived in Australia I used to eat Pink Lady apples all the time. They were almost always crisp, and really sweet. Can't get them here though, have to eat Jonah Gold :/

http://www.pinkladyamerica.org/aboutpink.htm

Tauntaun · « **Reply #19 on:** February 03, 2007, 11:06:36 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on February 03, 2007, 11:02:54 PM

Green and oh so delicious

Those are really good, we get those a lot because my wife doesn't like the red ones.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #20 on:** February 03, 2007, 11:07:08 PM »

I use to have a crab apple tree in the back yard of my old house. I really miss it; so tastly and sour.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #21 on:** February 03, 2007, 11:11:06 PM »

I used to climb the two trees in my parents backyard. :'( I want to climb some trees now!

Vizzys · « **Reply #22 on:** February 03, 2007, 11:11:51 PM »

Green > Red Apples G0!

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #23 on:** February 03, 2007, 11:12:52 PM »

Someone needs to genetically modify a apple into a blue one

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #24 on:** February 03, 2007, 11:19:01 PM »

Quote from: Viz on February 03, 2007, 11:11:51 PM

Green > Red Apples G0!

Thats an argument only Pedos would deny! Green are o so good.

bagofeyes · « **Reply #25 on:** February 03, 2007, 11:22:52 PM »

I don't think I've ever eaten a green apple.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #26 on:** February 03, 2007, 11:23:46 PM »

Quote from: bagofeyes on February 03, 2007, 11:22:52 PM

I don't think I've ever eaten a green apple.

They tend to be sour (which I really like)

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #27 on:** February 03, 2007, 11:50:29 PM »

Quote from: bagofeyes on February 03, 2007, 11:22:52 PM

I don't think I've ever eaten a green apple.

How is this possible? I'm taking away your threads on apples making privileges until you eat your greens young man!

Himu · « **Reply #28 on:** February 03, 2007, 11:51:37 PM »

Green apples rock. All other apples suck unless it's in sauce or pie.

bagofeyes · « **Reply #29 on:** February 04, 2007, 12:02:07 AM »

I thought green apples were primarily used for cooking and reds for eating

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #30 on:** February 04, 2007, 12:04:54 AM »

Quote from: bagofeyes on February 04, 2007, 12:02:07 AM

I thought green apples were primarily used for cooking and reds for eating

you have it backwards, where do you live?

bagofeyes · « **Reply #31 on:** February 04, 2007, 12:07:02 AM »

I'm Australian. Maybe we're right and you're wrong!

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #32 on:** February 04, 2007, 12:12:10 AM »

I like McIntosh apples.

xnikki118x · « **Reply #33 on:** February 04, 2007, 01:35:40 AM »

Granny Smith apples am total best.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #34 on:** February 04, 2007, 01:46:10 AM »

Quote from: bagofeyes on February 04, 2007, 12:07:02 AM

I'm Australian. Maybe we're right and you're wrong!

Thats it! Wilco, Mupepe we're no longer invading the USSR, we're going after Australia to teach to heathens a thing or two about apples!

drozmight · « **Reply #35 on:** February 04, 2007, 02:04:51 AM »

Pink ladies are the best apples.

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Author Topic: Apples are too hit or miss (Read 2038 times)