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MrAngryFace

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I chickened out.
« on: February 03, 2007, 10:57:36 PM »
I was eating dinner with some friends and I claimed I could shove an entire Taco Bell soft taco in my mouth at once. After unwrapping it and seeing its true dimensions I chickened out.
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Tauntaun

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Re: I chickened out.
« Reply #1 on: February 03, 2007, 10:58:19 PM »
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The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment

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Re: I chickened out.
« Reply #2 on: February 03, 2007, 10:58:32 PM »
Gay. Ban this filth. Etc.
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Beezy

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Re: I chickened out.
« Reply #3 on: February 03, 2007, 10:58:37 PM »
I should try this someday. I don't know if I'd be able to chew it though...
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: I chickened out.
« Reply #4 on: February 03, 2007, 10:58:58 PM »
Quote from: MrAngryFace on February 03, 2007, 10:57:36 PM
I was eating dinner with some friends and I claimed I could shove an entire Taco Bell soft taco in my mouth at once. After unwrapping it and seeing its true dimensions I chickened out.

After you failed did you run upstairs and post this thread? :lol
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MrAngryFace

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Re: I chickened out.
« Reply #5 on: February 03, 2007, 10:59:50 PM »
No, this happened last night. I spent yesterday evening carefully measuring my words for the post tonight.
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Re: I chickened out.
« Reply #6 on: February 03, 2007, 11:01:24 PM »
Quote from: MrAngryFace on February 03, 2007, 10:59:50 PM
No, this happened last night. I spent yesterday evening carefully measuring my words for the post tonight.

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Tauntaun

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Re: I chickened out.
« Reply #7 on: February 03, 2007, 11:01:32 PM »
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 03, 2007, 10:58:58 PM
Quote from: MrAngryFace on February 03, 2007, 10:57:36 PM
I was eating dinner with some friends and I claimed I could shove an entire Taco Bell soft taco in my mouth at once. After unwrapping it and seeing its true dimensions I chickened out.

After you failed did you run upstairs and post this thread? :lol

MAF: Hey guys I bet you I could stuff this in my mouth all at once!

GUYS: NO WAY, maybe when you're older.

MAF: NO!! Watch.

*opens wrapper*

MAF:....

MAF:BRB guys (<~~actually spells out 'B' 'R' 'B' in RL convo)

MAF: Gotta let the guys at evilbore know!
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Shuri

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Re: I chickened out.
« Reply #8 on: February 03, 2007, 11:01:58 PM »
this thread is the thrill ride of the winter
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BlueTsunami

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Re: I chickened out.
« Reply #9 on: February 03, 2007, 11:02:04 PM »
:lol

It seems your choices were to either shove the whole thing in your mouth, shit falling out of it and stuff. Basically look real goofy. Chance of awkward silence while you try to chew threw the food you just jammed in there, which would have been bad.

Or as you did, chicken out. I would have done the same.
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Tauntaun

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Re: I chickened out.
« Reply #10 on: February 03, 2007, 11:03:27 PM »
Quote from: BlueTsunami on February 03, 2007, 11:02:04 PM
:lol

It seems your choices were to either shove the whole thing in your mouth, shit falling out of it and stuff. Basically look real goofy. Chance of awkward silence while you try to chew threw the food you just jammed in there, which would have been bad.

Or as you did, chicken out. I would have done the same.

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MrAngryFace

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Re: I chickened out.
« Reply #11 on: February 03, 2007, 11:03:54 PM »
I was more worried that if I did get it all in I wouldn't have the room to manuever a chew, and in fact have to spit it out while utilizing some sort of partitioned evacuation plan. Probably involving using a finger to sort of chop the taco in my mouth into halves or quarters, and then pull each piece out.

It might have also been possible to jab the taco with a fork until it lacked the structural integrity to withstand my mighty jaws.

I also chickened out because even after repeating the dare several times I wasn't once challenged with a dollar gain, but rather looks of concern.
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Re: I chickened out.
« Reply #12 on: February 03, 2007, 11:05:39 PM »
I can swallow the soft tacos in one bite, because I'm not a taco.





taco. :-*
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Tauntaun

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Re: I chickened out.
« Reply #13 on: February 03, 2007, 11:05:45 PM »
Quote from: MrAngryFace on February 03, 2007, 11:03:54 PM
I was more worried that if I did get it all in I wouldn't have the room to manuever a chew, and in fact have to spit it out while utilizing some sort of partitioned evacuation plan. Probably involving using a finger to sort of chop the taco in my mouth into halves or quarters, and then pull each piece out.

It might have also been possible to jab the taco with a fork until it lacked the structural integrity to withstand my mighty jaws.

I also chickened out because even after repeating the dare several times I wasn't once challenged with a dollar gain, but rather looks of concern.

You should do this for us though.  Tape it, put it up on youtube and then post a link here, you'll be really popular that way.  Just stick with me kiddo, I'll guide you.
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MrAngryFace

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Re: I chickened out.
« Reply #14 on: February 03, 2007, 11:06:22 PM »
I dunno if I want to give up my real job for the life of a taco bell carnie freak.
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: I chickened out.
« Reply #15 on: February 03, 2007, 11:06:54 PM »
Quote from: The Dark Shake on February 03, 2007, 11:05:39 PM
I can swallow the soft tacos in one bite, because I'm not a taco.


taco. :-*

And he's not a fatass.


Fatass :-*





























 :lol Shake :-*
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Van Cruncheon

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Re: I chickened out.
« Reply #16 on: February 03, 2007, 11:06:58 PM »
wait wait wait the dude without an apparent gag reflex is the one calling folks feggits??
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The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment

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Re: I chickened out.
« Reply #17 on: February 03, 2007, 11:08:01 PM »
It was a joke, dumbass.


Dumbass. :-*
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Tauntaun

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Re: I chickened out.
« Reply #18 on: February 03, 2007, 11:09:09 PM »
Quote from: MrAngryFace on February 03, 2007, 11:06:22 PM
I dunno if I want to give up my real job for the life of a taco bell carnie freak.

Think of the possibilities though, you could be the Evilebore Circus ringmaster and instead of elephants we could have some evilbore guy for you to whip.  You'd be like Indian Jones if the circus world.
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Van Cruncheon

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Re: I chickened out.
« Reply #19 on: February 03, 2007, 11:11:48 PM »
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xnikki118x

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Re: I chickened out.
« Reply #20 on: February 04, 2007, 01:42:57 AM »
I know someone who can stuff one of those in his mouth.
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MrAngryFace

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Re: I chickened out.
« Reply #21 on: February 04, 2007, 01:45:53 AM »
Does his online alias sound like TekroFirt?
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Madrun Badrun

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Re: I chickened out.
« Reply #22 on: February 04, 2007, 01:50:44 AM »
Quote from: MrAngryFace on February 04, 2007, 01:45:53 AM
Does his online alias sound like TekroFirt?

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xnikki118x

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Re: I chickened out.
« Reply #23 on: February 04, 2007, 03:44:50 AM »
Quote from: MrAngryFace on February 04, 2007, 01:45:53 AM
Does his online alias sound like TekroFirt?

You bet it does.

I'm surprised he hasn't posted in this thread like "I've stuffed one in my mouth before and I bet I can fit two."

His mom made breakfast sausages this morning and I gave him mine. I hear his mom like screaming/laughing because he shoved three in his mouth basically at the same time. One day he's going to choke and I'm going to laugh. *terrible person*

Remember Warheads, the sour candies? My friends and I used to have contests to see who could fit the most into their mouth and I always won. Same thing with marshmallows (oh no, chubby bunny!).
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MrAngryFace

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Re: I chickened out.
« Reply #24 on: February 04, 2007, 03:51:21 AM »
chubby bunny rox. Just learn how to clear a windpipe and firt should live a while longer.
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G The Resurrected

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Re: I chickened out.
« Reply #25 on: February 04, 2007, 04:12:34 AM »
I can shove two in my mouth maybe more, i will take pictures the next time i get taco bell
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The Sceneman

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Re: I chickened out.
« Reply #26 on: February 04, 2007, 05:17:27 AM »
Never been to Taco Bell. We dont have have one in my country. The fast food market down here is pretty tumtulous, 10 years ago McDonalds was king but then Burger King and Subway came here and they pretty much cleaned up, theyre fucken everywhere now.
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Re: I chickened out.
« Reply #27 on: February 04, 2007, 06:36:42 AM »
Quote from: MrAngryFace on February 03, 2007, 10:57:36 PM
I was eating dinner with some friends and I claimed I could shove an entire Taco Bell soft taco in my mouth at once. After unwrapping it and seeing its true dimensions I chickened out.
Oh man, that's hilarious!
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Catz

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Re: I chickened out.
« Reply #28 on: February 04, 2007, 06:59:21 AM »
You know, they're not THAT big. Either:

A) you have a tiny mouth

or

B) someone made you a freakishly large soft taco that day

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