I remember an Indian exchange student or some shit in 4th grade. His name was Jaspreet and smelled like a mother fucker. He never showered ever. It was so bad that the teacher had to talk to him about showering in the middle of the class.
Anyways, it was Christmas time and we had to exchange gifts. We were assigned certain people to give gifts to. My person was Jaspreet.
What did I give him for Christmas? A bar of soap.
He was so angry that we got in a fight and he ended up being suspended and never came back.
I'll never forget Jaspreet :'(
You son of a bitch! Gimme back my Bulbasaur 
Charizard!
My stupid things: In grade 5 there was this girl that was like 2 feet taller than everyone in class and I made fun of her for it: Well one day I went way to far and made fun of her for her dad being in prison. She picked me off the ground by my hair :'(
me and my friends decided that sledding of my friends roof was a good idea one winter in grade 7. Now I wasn't the most stupid of the group so I got my friend to do it first. He went fine, only on his fall he had packed down all the snow on the landing sight, and second of all I didn't get a good enough run off from the roof so instead of hitting the ground and going forward, I just belly flopped off of the roof.
Because of that I pushed some of the vanes in my hips out so my hips looked all vainy for about a year.
Lots of getting drunk and scaling up the sides of like 4 story schools, like one fall and I'd be dead kind of shit.
We pushed a shopping kart off of a school roof once and had some random guy chase use with a hammer; lot of pissing of the neighborhoods and getting chased on bored nights.
Broke my wrist trying to do a front flip on a snowboard off of a make shift ramp we made on the side of an overpass; it was my first time snowboarding too.
Lots of acward moments with girls
