Girls should be Taller

[FlameOfCallandor]

Tall girls are hot. Not taller tha me, but somewhere around 5'10" would be perfect.

[Boogie]

I know this will come as a shock to you, FoC, but they do come in that size.

[Himu]

Fuck you. I'm 5'5 you fucking son of a bitch, what about me?

[FlameOfCallandor]

I know this will come as a shock to you, FoC, but they do come in that size.

Yea i know, but its not the norm. In fact this girl in my producing class kept turning around and smiling at me today. She is pretty tall.

[cloudwalking]

i'm 5'3

[Junpei the Tracer!]

Fuck you. I'm 5'5 you fucking son of a bitch, what about me?

Wow Im taller than Himumu

i'm 5'3

Way taller than you midget

[Vizzys]

I like short girls

[Phoenix Dark]

Fuck you. I'm 5'5 you fucking son of a bitch, what about me?

You're the smallest black man I've ever heard of

I'm 6'2

[Himu]

You're the smallest black man I've ever heard of

mugsy bogues is shorter

You obviously ain't seen that many negroes then son

[FlameOfCallandor]

Fuck you. I'm 5'5 you fucking son of a bitch, what about me?

You're the smallest black man I've ever heard of

I'm 6'2

And im still twice your size.  

[bagofeyes]

Nah, I need the height advantage as a symbol of my authority and superiority

[Junpei the Tracer!]

Fuck you. I'm 5'5 you fucking son of a bitch, what about me?

You're the smallest black man I've ever heard of

I'm 6'2

And im still twice your size.  

You're 12'4?

[CajoleJuice]

Fuck you. I'm 5'5 you fucking son of a bitch, what about me?

Amen. Get the fuck out with this shit.

Cloud 5'3" 

[Himu]

I LOVE short girls. Tall girls and people in general look like giraffes!

[FlameOfCallandor]

How much does it suck to be short? I bet it sucks real bad.

[bagofeyes]

Shortness is not a good look for guys. Lucky I'm 6'2

[BlackMage]

I'm 6'3" and a halfz0rs but I have never had a GF over the height of 5'5". Not that i've had that many girlfriends...

[xnikki118x]

i'm 5'3

Me too. I wouldn't mind being like 5'7" but that's how tall James is, and I have to be shorter than my guy. That's my only requirement is that he's taller than I am.

[BlackMage]

i'm 5'3

Me too. I wouldn't mind being like 5'7" but that's how tall James is, and I have to be shorter than my guy. That's my only requirement is that he's taller than I am.

that is your ONLY requirement? where are all the women like you? 

[CajoleJuice]

That requirement sucks.  :'(

[xnikki118x]

i'm 5'3

Me too. I wouldn't mind being like 5'7" but that's how tall James is, and I have to be shorter than my guy. That's my only requirement is that he's taller than I am.

that is your ONLY requirement? where are all the women like you? 

Yep. I've dated fat guys, scrawny guys, whatever. I don't know if I'd do interracial just because of my pop's views on things, but as far as physical appearance is concerned, I only need for him to be taller than I am.

That is, of course, assuming he bathes regularly and wears clean clothes and stuff.

[bagofeyes]

i'm 5'3

Me too. I wouldn't mind being like 5'7" but that's how tall James is, and I have to be shorter than my guy. That's my only requirement is that he's taller than I am.

that is your ONLY requirement? where are all the women like you? 

Yep. I've dated fat guys, scrawny guys, whatever. I don't know if I'd do interracial just because of my pop's views on things, but as far as physical appearance is concerned, I only need for him to be taller than I am.

That is, of course, assuming he bathes regularly and wears clean clothes and stuff.

I'd hate to be your boyfriend right now. 'Looks aren't important to me. I don't care if he's fat or ugly'

[Beezy]

I'm 5'9" or 5'10". I wish that I could at least be 6'1" like my brother. Tall women are sexy. :'(

[cloudwalking]

How much does it suck to be short? I bet it sucks real bad.

there are things that suck about it. i can't reach stuff that is up high, like the stuff at the back of the top shelf of the cupboards, or stuff that's up on the fridge. i still do some counter-climbing unless there's someone around to reach that stuff for me.

i'm also bad at basketball, it's easy for me to get lost in crowds, and when i go to the movies the person in front of me is always blocking my view.

[Nick]

Guys should be tall and girls should be short.  Confirmed.

[Mike Works]

i just pictured cloudwalking being chased by a killer in a slasher movie, and just when it looks like she's going to make it out of the house, she runs into one of those baby fences and can't get over it

[cloudwalking]

i just pictured cloudwalking being chased by a killer in a slasher movie, and just when it looks like she's going to make it out of the house, she runs into one of those baby fences and can't get over it

we have one of those gates in my house for my sister's daughter and i have a hell of a time getting over it, especially if i am carrying something

so, you wouldn't be far off.

[tiesto]

I vastly prefer short girls (4'11"-5'3") but most of the girls I end up dating, or who end up liking me are 5'10"-6'... seriously. For the record, I'm 5'10".

[cloudwalking]

i don't have a problem with my shortness so much as my short legs. i have really small but thin legs, mine are shorter than my friend's who is 5'1. so i like to wear high heels a lot so my legs look a bit longer.

[whiteACID]

I'm 5'3" and I love my height.

[Phoenix Dark]

Wow the women here are smallll.

I'm not all into real tall women, but small women scare me. It would look very strange if I was seen walking around with someone who's 5'3

5'5 is a nice height for women imo.

[CajoleJuice]

I'm 5'3" and I love my height.

 

[Saint Cornelius]

I'm a big fan of a tall girl. 

[FlameOfCallandor]

It's a scientific fact that tall woman make erections faster.

[Yeti]

small women are better for cuddling.

[Saint Cornelius]

Liz Lemon: "Standing up? What? How does that even work?"
Jack Donaghy: "You're joking, right?"

[Tauntaun]

I'm 5'5" (6" maybe ) of PURE MAN!!

[Prost]

considering average male height (damn you asians!, jk) in America is only 5'7, this would suck for a lot of guys... and a lot of girls too!

[Himu]

considering average male height (damn you asians!, jk) in America is only 5'7, this would suck for a lot of guys... and a lot of girls too!

So I'm not that short! WAHOO!

[CajoleJuice]

I'm average? Fuck yeah

[Tauntaun]

I'm below average?  Waa waa wee waa, does this mean I get less harsh judgements if/when I commit a capital crime because I'm sub par?  Very nice!   

[tiesto]

considering average male height (damn you asians!, jk) in America is only 5'7, this would suck for a lot of guys... and a lot of girls too!

Really, I thought 5'9" is the average? Out of all the kids I knew from college I was one of the shortest ones. And my friends at home are all (slightly) taller than me. Or maybe that's just because my posture is horrible?

[FlameOfCallandor]

Must really suck to be average height. 

[Himu]

Must really suck to be a cunt.

[Bacon]

I like short girls with smaller hands because it makes me and my penis feel a little bigger in comparison.

[FlameOfCallandor]

I like short girls with smaller hands because it makes me and my penis feel a little bigger in comparison.

What's it like to date a midget?

[CajoleJuice]

considering average male height (damn you asians!, jk) in America is only 5'7, this would suck for a lot of guys... and a lot of girls too!

Really, I thought 5'9" is the average? Out of all the kids I knew from college I was one of the shortest ones. And my friends at home are all (slightly) taller than me. Or maybe that's just because my posture is horrible?

Nah, you're right, at least according to Wikipedia. It's 5'9" in the U.S.

[Saint Cornelius]

I like short girls with smaller hands because it makes me and my penis feel a little bigger in comparison.

And god knows, you need all the help you can get

[Bacon]

I like short girls with smaller hands because it makes me and my penis feel a little bigger in comparison.

What's it like to date a midget?

Kind of like dating a 5 year old, except the conversations are better.

[makaveli]

the best girls are bewtween 5 5 and 5 8

[Tauntaun]

I like short girls with smaller hands because it makes me and my penis feel a little bigger in comparison.

What's it like to date a midget?

Kind of like dating a 5 year old, except the conversations are better.

And the cops don't come bustin down your door, lol AMIRITE!?!?!

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Cause jumping out the window really sucks.

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