Help me ERADICATE my cockroach population

[GilloD]

DUDES.

I'm moving. I need to convince someone to live in my room. It's the living room of a 2 br apartment. It's cheap enough (483$ a month in W.Burg), but it has no windows and a minor roach problem. Mostly, I've taken to a polite coexistence with my creepy-crawly buddies, but if I'm gonna be showing the joint, I need to blitz those fuckers into space.

Look. I'm moving to be with a girl I love more than love and I can't do it until I rent this joint, so HELP A BROTHER OUT

[Himu]

Bait. Try raid.

[GilloD]

Bait. Try raid.

TRIED IT

NEXT

[Beezy]

Get the little black square Combat things and the Combat roach gel.

Sprays aren't gonna do shit except kill the few roaches that show themselves to you.

[Tauntaun]

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btw, COCKroach   hehe, get it? COCK!

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[GilloD]

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btw, COCKroach   hehe, get it? COCK!

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I'd like to e-lick-icate it. GET IT 

[Tauntaun]

   

[Beezy]

I'd like to e-lick-icate it. GET IT 

Listen to my advice!

[GilloD]

I'd like to e-lick-icate it. GET IT 

Listen to my advice!

I TRIED the black square things. I think it made more.

Like in Gremlins

[FlameOfCallandor]

Have you tried not living like a slob.

[Himu]

Get the little black square Combat things and the Combat roach gel.

Sprays aren't gonna do shit except kill the few roaches that show themselves to you.

Also, I hear they develop a resistence to the spray the more you spray them. Roaches will go to dead roaches and build up immunity.

[Himu]

Have you tried not living like a slob.

Are you fucking stupid? Roaches appear even in clean homes.

[max_cool]

make friends with them and explain your predicament, I'm sure they will be understanding and will stay out of sight while you're showing the place. Like in Joe's Apartment

[GilloD]

Have you tried not living like a slob.

Have you tried not living in your parent's basement? It's a fucking city apartment with a basement that doubles as a swamp, you cretin.

[Beezy]

I'd like to e-lick-icate it. GET IT 

Listen to my advice!

I TRIED the black square things. I think it made more.

Like in Gremlins http://www.teslogos.com/logos/Big-Logos/Stars/Star-Academy/Gremlins%20Poker%20Action%20Figure.jpg

 

Use the squares and the gel at the same time. And use them mostly in your kitchen. It worked for my family when we lived in a 1st floor apartment with mainly poor black and puertorican people as our neighbors and a superintendent named Camacho.

Have you tried not living like a slob.

Have you tried not living in your parent's basement? It's a fucking city apartment with a basement that doubles as a swamp, you cretin.

Ouch. I guess that's your main problem.

[GilloD]

When we first moved in, it was realtively bug free for a few weeks. Then we saw a few, called the Super, the super sent Pancho Villa to spray and they all moved into the bathroom. NOW THEY'RE BACK

[Mupepe]

Do you have hardwood floors?  If you do, use a cleaner with bleach.  Even put some bleach on the walls and clean every surface with bleach.