By MIKE STOBBE, AP Celebrity Writer
2 hours, 10 minutes ago
Los Angeles - Sources indicate that Mr Angryface and busty wrestler, Chyna are to be wed tonight in a Las Vegas drive thru chapel.
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The new information, based on reports from several sources close to the couple, inform the Associated Press that Mr Angryface and Chyna are going to be wed tonight in a sleazy Las Vegas chapel.
Apparently the couple has booked a deluxed Elvis Shotgun wedding, the most elaborate wedding-to-go available the Jabba the Slut Chapel.
Rod Stewart, the owner of the chapel, was not available for comment.
A statement on behalf of the couple was released by their agent amidst the outbreak of the rumors
"MAF and Chyna Doll appreciate the attention given to them by their adoring she-male fans, but they respectfully request that they matters such as their wedding be left out of the media. They believe their private life should remain private. MAF said if you don't listen, he'll cut off your johnson and stick a marmot in your tub, bitches."
The couple's agent, Tony Snow could not be reached for further comment.
Speculation has run rampant over the last year regarding when the couple would tie the knot. The recent birth of their pet Iguana and illegal immigrant, Pedro "Beaner" Rodriguez have only fueled the flames.
The last year has been a scary change of events since 3 years ago when Mr Angryface left Chyna Doll and sources close the couple indicated that it was due to MAF getting his ass beat every night. But apparently marriage counseling, lemon juice in the eyes and the lack of steroids has put the relationship back on track.
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