And like that, TBS sent us all to hell
How did I send you to hell? I'm telling you the straight truth and sparing you all the political bullshit that's being discussed in this thread. I scrolled through and saw some charts and some shit about us being Socialist and said YAHH YAHH to that shit. Also, I have no clue why the fuck People magazine put that shit on the pages. WTF are they trying to make us do, feel bad? What the fuck am I going to do? Slap Bush in the face because he tricked a us into a war? Some kid wanted to "Do his duty" and "Serve his country" by fighting in some bullshit war? YAHH YAHHH to heroic nonsense too. Real heroes don't stack ends on the 30th. They're dead by the 15th.
I have friends in the military, and going into the military and let me tell you, they don't think about dieing. They need to smarten up and realize that this shit isn't a joke over there. You could be the baddest soldier in the world and still get your ass smoked by Habibi's IED. Shit. Even Solid Snake could probably get his commando ass fucking reamed in Iraq. Shit isn't a joke.
Honestly, the Marine is pretty fucking lucky. He gets his face blown off an RPG round fired by some kid wearing sweatpants and old ass busted up Nikes and survives. Not only that, but he gets to come home to a girl that he most definitely gets to stick his penis into. That would be my biggest fear. I mean, it's hard enough chasing these girls as it is and I'm a regular looking dude. But what if I woke up and looked like Quasimodo? I would call it a wrap at that point. Could he even get a prostitute? I mean, it's not a sure bet. They still have to consent after you put that money up.
Like I said earlier, the only loser is the girl who has to put up with Sloth's visage and all the pity that she gets from the American public. (I don't know about you, but being pitied is almost as bad as being scorned. I've been both and let me tell you, there's a certain pride associated with being the scourge of any population. However, there's nothing but shame associated with being pitied.) She either has to make up some reason to dump him or just put up with it. Personally, if I were her, I'd wait for the publicity to die down and say "Peace-out" after two years or so. I'd say he hits me during his night-terrors. Honestly, duke is mad hideous at the moment.
It's stories like this and the constant celebrity ball coddling that make
People Magazine the worst of the mags on the rack today. That's why I stay fucking with that
InTouch and WWTD.com and not that bitch ass
People any day.
