Carlos Mencina gets OWNED on stage by Joe Rogan and the Amazing Racist

[Saint Cornelius]

I'd say you're way beyond Fear Factor levels of dumb, dude.

[brawndolicious]

No, it's concept might not be good but he's a good host if he's able to get people to do those things.

[FlameOfCallandor]

He doesnt get people to do those things.

Here is the secret formula for people to do dumb shit. (notice the lack of rogan)

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[brawndolicious]

okay ignore rogan and shut the fuck up.

really, you're getting less funny then Mencia.

[FlameOfCallandor]

Aha! You thought I was funny before! I knew it!

[Boogie]

You know, I try to be a nice guy.  I try not to get involved in the knee-jerk FoC bashing around here, despite how tempting it is, because at first I didn't think you deserved it.

But since the more I pay attention, the more I notice that you do mostly spew distinguished mentally-challenged shit, so I think I might just join in the pary.

[FlameOfCallandor]

What did I saw that was distinguished mentally-challenged. Do yall actually like the man show with Joe Rogan? Please don't say that or my opinion of you guys will drop alot.

[Saint Cornelius]

FoC, I know you're just acting like a clueless dickhead to get attention, but it's fucking annoying now. This has absolutely NOTHING to do with the projects Joe Rogan has worked on; it's about him taking Carlos (Ned Hollness) to task for STEALING OTHER PEOPLE'S JOKES.

Grok that shit or get the fuck out of this thread, for fucks sake.

[Boogie]

What did I saw that was distinguished mentally-challenged. Do yall actually like the man show with Joe Rogan? Please don't say that or my opinion of you guys will drop alot.

Newsradio, motherfucker.

Plus his UFC work is great.

The distinguished mentally-challenged shit you are saying is trying to deflect from the ownage Joe laid down on "Carlos".

[FlameOfCallandor]

I didnt even watch the video, all I am saying is the Man show with Joe Rogan sucked. what the hell is yalls problem?

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And I would rather watch Carlos Mencia then Joe Rogan's Man Show episodes.

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[Boogie]

I didnt even watch the video, all I am saying is the Man show with Joe Rogan sucked. what the hell is yalls problem?

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And I would rather watch Carlos Mencia then Joe Rogan's Man Show episodes.

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The problem is that isn't what this topic is about, moron.

[Saint Cornelius]

but that has NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS THREAD, you fucking simpleton

[brawndolicious]

step away from the computer for a few minutes, come back, watch the video, and you'll see what we mean.

[FlameOfCallandor]

Heaven forbid i say something that isnt 100% related to the topic in an evilbore thread.  i guess I was the first one ever to do that.


I'll just make a whole new topic about how Joe rogan is not funny.

[Mupepe]

Heaven forbid i say something that isnt 100% related to the topic in an evilbore thread.  i guess I was the first one ever to do that.


I'll just make a whole new topic about how Joe rogan is not funny.

Please do.

[Boogie]

Heaven forbid i say something that isnt 100% related to the topic in an evilbore thread.  i guess I was the first one ever to do that.


I'll just make a whole new topic about how Joe rogan is not funny.

It's not that you just popped in and said something off-topic and then left it alone.  You've just kept at it, trying to steer discussion from an awesome topic (Rogan verbally beating the piss out of "Carlos"), to a lame topic (Joe Rogan sucks because the Man Show wasn't funny)

AND you HAVE posted about the topic, despite not watching the video: "He wouldnt be popular becuase people dont think its right for non mexicans to make fun of mexicans. He got a stage name made some jokes became popular etc... You can't really blame the guy."

ie.  You're being a fucking moron.

[BlueTsunami]

This video warmed my heart

Joe Rogan = Godly

[AdmiralViscen]

I'm just sayin, his man show shit wasnt funny. that is all.

SO THE FUCK WHAT

WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH THE DISCUSSION

What did I saw that was distinguished mentally-challenged. Do yall actually like the man show with Joe Rogan? Please don't say that or my opinion of you guys will drop alot.

WHO FUCKING CARES

MAKE YOUR OWN TOPIC


I am not among your typical haters.

Heaven forbid i say something that isnt 100% related to the topic in an evilbore thread.  i guess I was the first one ever to do that.


I'll just make a whole new topic about how Joe rogan is not funny.

It's called strawman you dumb bitch.

And you DID try to tie it in to a defense of Mencia earlier in the thread.

Being a thief is a greater crime than being unfunny. An unfunny person can call out a thief. That's all.


EDIT

Here:
http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=5432.0

This thread can continue on its original, awesome, track now.

[Himu]

You know, I try to be a nice guy.  I try not to get involved in the knee-jerk FoC bashing around here, despite how tempting it is, because at first I didn't think you deserved it.

But since the more I pay attention, the more I notice that you do mostly spew distinguished mentally-challenged shit, so I think I might just join in the pary.

[Takuan]

Just watched it... that's major ownage, enough to ruin his career imo.

[AdmiralViscen]

Just watched it... that's major ownage, enough to ruin his career imo.

No way. He's got a contract with Comedy Central that isn't going away. And he's not banned from the club like Rogan is now.

[Verboten]

Yeah, but didn't chapelle also have a contract with CC? He's gonna have to find a new act or learn how to save his monies.

[brawndolicious]

Yeah, but didn't chapelle also have a contract with CC? He's gonna have to find a new act or learn how to save his monies.

He lost the money.

[AdmiralViscen]

So you think Mencia is going to run to Germany and give up his contract? What's your point?

[brawndolicious]

Dave shat on their faces and gave back the money, different situation.

[Verboten]

So, you're saying he's inherently racist because he's German?

[brawndolicious]

wtf?

[TVC15]

So, you're saying he's inherently racist because he's German?

I heard they still have slaves there.

[Verboten]

I still can't believe I'm older than you.

[TVC15]

You're not older than me.

[brawndolicious]

yeah I'm young.

how is he inherently racist?

[Tauntaun]

So, you're saying he's inherently racist because he's German?

I heard they still have slaves there.

So does that mean we can have slaves too?!?!?  We could use the Arabs now that the black folk are here to stay, but have no fear WHITE man, we can make them 2nd class citizens again.  Himuro & Beezy can roll with me so they get treated nice and now PD can admit he's white.  See guys, slavery is a good thing!  SEE?!?! SEEEEEEEEE?!?!?!





















 

[Verboten]

You're not older than me.

Aren't you 23?

[TVC15]

You're not older than me.

Aren't you 23?

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[The Black Stallion]

Joe Rogan sucks so does the Amazing Racist and lastly, the same goes for Carlos Mencia.

That "Mexicans should build the wall" and it's variants has been told BILLION times. None of the jokes Mencia "Stole" are original jokes at all. They're all a bunch of hacks.

Most racist jokes are unoriginal. Comedians need to learn this and appreciate the fact that someone else will tell the same fucking joke, or a variation at another point in time. Sit down and write a racist joke... chances are someone else told it. Fuck Joe Rogan and his platoon of no-name hacks. The best they could ever HOPE for is a spot on one of those VH1 clip shows. The good lot of them. Fuck them all and their unoriginal, predictable, lame material. Stole. Jesus Christ.

Joe Rogan should just stick to UFC and cheering people on while they eat goat testes.

"I have the balls to confront him on his own stage!"

Don't they realize that confronting Mencia takes zero testicles at all? I could do it and I've only done 3 open mics. Now, to confront a REAL joke thief like fucking Dane Cook in front of HIS fans... now that would take some sack. He's the only real comic today making serious change ever since Chappelle stepped down from his show. Yes, Mencia is doing things, but really, he's just starting to emerge as a force. Dane Cook however, that's a man with a ton of die hard fans that wouldn't put up with that type of shit. Calling him out, which I've heard NOBODY do would take some real sack.

Lastly, George Lopez is the shit. One of the greats. Hands down.

[Christopher]

oh shit son haha

[FlameOfCallandor]

Joe Rogan sucks so does the Amazing Racist and lastly, the same goes for Carlos Mencia.

That "Mexicans should build the wall" has been told BILLION times. None of the jokes Mencia "Stole" are original jokes at all. They're all a bunch of hacks.

Dude, get that shit out of this thread! That has absolutly nothing to do with this thread at all rabble rabble rabble.

[The Black Stallion]

Honestly, I hate Mencia. If I had one wish, it would probably be that it was Mencia filming aquatic life instead of The Crocodile Hunter, but I will defend him against these fucking no talent hacks.

Joe Rogan is just mad that his only real money came from telling people to shove cat dicks down their throats. He's never been known as particularly funny and he managed to bring down the fucking MAN SHOW. Seriously. Do you know how easy the Man Show was to write for? Do you know how easy it is to be funny at the expense of women and masculinity? That show is a gimmie for ANY comedian worth his salt. Yet HE managed to do it. Fuck Joe Rogan.

And fuck the Amazing Racist. Sacha Boran Cohen is the only Jew with the balls enough to actually do crazy shit at the expense of others. The Amazing Racist just sets up staged situations. Fuck that unfunny Ivy league douche bag. Ari. I ought to aire him out with a knee to the ribs. That trite bitch.

[FlameOfCallandor]

Black Stallion tellin it like it is.

[Boogie]

Black Stallion tellin it like it is.

So, you've been relegated to a cheerleader for Kenny?

Dude, that's the bottom of the fucking barrell.

[FlameOfCallandor]

Black Stallion tellin it like it is.

So, you've been relegated to a cheerleader for Kenny?

Dude, that's the bottom of the fucking barrell.

you're not getting angry for TBS going "off topic"  ?

 

[Boogie]

Black Stallion tellin it like it is.

So, you've been relegated to a cheerleader for Kenny?

Dude, that's the bottom of the fucking barrell.

you're not getting angry for TBS going "off topic"  ?

 

He's posted twice in the thread thus far.  Shall we count up your posts?

[The Black Stallion]

Black Stallion tellin it like it is.

So, you've been relegated to a cheerleader for Kenny?

Dude, that's the bottom of the fucking barrell.

Um... that's not the case at all. I'm telling the truth you Canadian bitch. I don't care how many high-kicks you can do, any man that's not penetrated a woman by age 25 is a bitch or just a straight up homo (not that there's anything wrong with being gay)

Like I was saying, talking shit to a guy like Mencia is easy, you know why?

1) He's not very likable. The guy has a grating voice and doesn't come across as a friendly guy.

2) His fans weren't even in the audience.

3) The people in the audience were probably dumb asses. If they weren't they wouldn't have laughed at Ari's joke about the Mexican wall that's been told a gazillion times. The moment comedians heard the news that they were planning on building a wall on the Mexican boarder the all sat down and wrote the same fucking joke. And you know what? So did every tom dick and harry that watched the 6 O'clock news that day. You mean to tell me that the grease monkey at the muffler shop has the same chops as a "real" "fresh" and "original" comedian like The Amazing Racist? Oh lawdy the world must'a dun turned upside down!

Yes it was "his" show but you know how many times a comedian has to perform in front of people that they don't even know who they are? It's not like the dude is Chris Rock or Dave Chappelle. He's not THAT famous or even THAT well liked. Also, most of his fans are Mexicans/Latin Americans from the Southwest and dumb mother fuckers in the Midwest (I swear he's pretty fucking popular around these parts)... they don't frequent the Comedy Store in numbers. Like I said, try that shit against Dane Cook, a Billboard chart topping MOVIE STAR, and not to mention a REAL joke thief (I'm talking lifting multiple really unique bits from Louis CK). Try that in front of one of his crowds and I'm pretty sure the screaming girls in the audience would have rushed Rogan and all the armlocks, leglocks, and gay ass gaurd positioning in the world couldn't get him out of that bind. Fuck that gang up shit all those hacks were pulling.

Lastly, it's pretty fucking hard to write a racist/bigoted joke that nobody's heard before. It seems like the guys in New York have that shit on lock.

West Coast comedy is so fucking gay.

[Boogie]

You'll notice I wasn't talking to you, Kenny.

Or actually, you wouldn't, because you're just that dense.

[The Black Stallion]

You'll notice I wasn't talking to you, Kenny.

Or actually, you wouldn't, because you're just that dense.

You insulted me by saying that someone who agrees with my opinion and expresses it is "bottom of the fucking barrel." So fuck off, you kung-fu bitch.

[Mupepe]

I dunno.  I think male cheerleaders are pretty fucking bottom of the barrell.  Queers total.

[Saint Cornelius]

i would like to say that it's surprising to see FoC on Kenny's little watermelons, but...

[FlameOfCallandor]

i would like to say that it's surprising to see FoC on Kenny's little watermelons, but...

Awesome very well thought out rebuttal.

[Saint Cornelius]

Is it better than your strawman arguments, or the ones where you fake being stupid?

[FlameOfCallandor]

Is it better than your strawman arguments, or the ones where you fake being stupid?

You mean my argument that Joe Rogan sucked on the Man show? Did you actually like that garbage?

[Saint Cornelius]

but what does that have to do with this thread, you fucking moron?

[FlameOfCallandor]

but what does that have to do with this thread, you fucking moron?

Let me take another look at the thread title. Ah yes it says "Carlos Mencina gets OWNED on stage by Joe Rogan" Everyone was getting a hardon and in the lack of bloodflow to your brian it's understnable not to see that the Joe Rogan in the title of the thread is the same Joe Rogan that was on the man show. Everyone implied that Joe Rogan was some becon of comedy and laughter when in fact he sucks just as much as carlos mencia.

[Van Cruncheon]

Joe Rogan rocked on NEWS FUCKING RADIO, fegs.

[FlameOfCallandor]

Phil Hartman >>>>>> Dog Shit >Carlos Mencia >Joe rogan

[Van Cruncheon]

Phill Hartman >>>>>> Dog Shit >Carlos Mencia >Joe rogan

in what fucked up retardiverse is "phil" spelled with two l's

[Saint Cornelius]

let me take another look at the thread title. Ah yes it says "Carlos Mencina gets OWNED on stage by Joe Rogan" Everyone was getting a hardon and in the lack of bloodflow to your brian it's understnable not to see that the Joe Rogan in the title of the thread is the same Joe Rogan that was on the man show. Everyone implied that Joe Rogan was some becon of comedy and laughter when in fact he sucks just as much as carlos mencia.

you ruin the internet

[FlameOfCallandor]

let me take another look at the thread title. Ah yes it says "Carlos Mencina gets OWNED on stage by Joe Rogan" Everyone was getting a hardon and in the lack of bloodflow to your brian it's understnable not to see that the Joe Rogan in the title of the thread is the same Joe Rogan that was on the man show. Everyone implied that Joe Rogan was some becon of comedy and laughter when in fact he sucks just as much as carlos mencia.

you ruin the internet

Awesome very well thought out rebuttal. Will read again.

[Saint Cornelius]

let's hear you bitch some more, cigarillo. I can't get enough of it.

[Van Cruncheon]

let's take his flabby paleness out behind the woodshed and london bridge him

[FlameOfCallandor]

let's take his flabby paleness out behind the woodshed and london bridge him

*yawn
 Are you still here?