Author Topic: Evilbore Confessions II: tsc tsc edition. (Read 7884 times)

Christopher · « **on:** February 15, 2007, 09:59:44 PM »

now that we have more users let's get some more confessions.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #1 on:** February 15, 2007, 10:02:20 PM »

I'm 24 years old. I know, I'm scandalous. You could say that I live on the edge.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #2 on:** February 15, 2007, 10:03:25 PM »

No matter how bad the movie looks I always kind of want to see the next Wayans brothers movie. $:-\$

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #3 on:** February 15, 2007, 10:04:09 PM »

I was constipated until like 3 years ago.

Verboten · « **Reply #4 on:** February 15, 2007, 10:06:20 PM »

If I could do it all over again, I would.

Mupepe · « **Reply #5 on:** February 15, 2007, 10:06:54 PM »

I like emo music. Mostly because I'm a loser.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #6 on:** February 15, 2007, 10:07:52 PM »

Do people consider Linkin Park emo music? Cause I really like Linkin Park.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #7 on:** February 15, 2007, 10:08:11 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on February 15, 2007, 10:06:54 PM

I like emo music. Mostly because I'm a loser.

GO CUT YOURSELF

Tauntaun · « **Reply #8 on:** February 15, 2007, 10:09:59 PM »

Mupepe · « **Reply #9 on:** February 15, 2007, 10:10:33 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 15, 2007, 10:07:52 PM

Do people consider Linkin Park emo music? Cause I really like Linkin Park.

No. It's nu-metal or whatever. I liked their first cd.

BrandNew: I don't cut myself. That's gay.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #10 on:** February 15, 2007, 10:11:45 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on February 15, 2007, 10:10:33 PM

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 15, 2007, 10:07:52 PM
Do people consider Linkin Park emo music? Cause I really like Linkin Park.
No. It's nu-metal or whatever. I liked their first cd.

BrandNew: I don't cut myself. That's gay.

Should we hold an intervention for WhiteMan? Cutting yourself isn't good.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #11 on:** February 15, 2007, 10:18:26 PM »

Actually if anyone should cut themselves its me. Fuck, I used to be constipated. CONSTIPATED.

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #12 on:** February 15, 2007, 10:47:52 PM »

I sent Verboten a special valentine's....

Mupepe · « **Reply #13 on:** February 15, 2007, 10:48:22 PM »

Quote from: Tauntaun on February 15, 2007, 10:11:45 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on February 15, 2007, 10:10:33 PM
Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 15, 2007, 10:07:52 PM
Do people consider Linkin Park emo music? Cause I really like Linkin Park.
No. It's nu-metal or whatever. I liked their first cd.

BrandNew: I don't cut myself. That's gay.

Should we hold an intervention for WhiteMan? Cutting yourself isn't good.

He cuts other people.

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #14 on:** February 15, 2007, 10:53:08 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on February 15, 2007, 10:48:22 PM

Quote from: Tauntaun on February 15, 2007, 10:11:45 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on February 15, 2007, 10:10:33 PM
Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 15, 2007, 10:07:52 PM
Do people consider Linkin Park emo music? Cause I really like Linkin Park.
No. It's nu-metal or whatever. I liked their first cd.

BrandNew: I don't cut myself. That's gay.

Should we hold an intervention for WhiteMan? Cutting yourself isn't good.
He cuts other people.

He also put's shit in their wounds....if your into the that kinda stuff.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #15 on:** February 15, 2007, 10:54:08 PM »

I like the last Madonna CD alot and listen to "Hung Up" while I work out.

Mupepe · « **Reply #16 on:** February 15, 2007, 10:55:26 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 15, 2007, 10:54:08 PM

I like the last Madonna CD alot and listen to "Hung Up" while I work out.

Confessions are supposed to be surprising

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #17 on:** February 15, 2007, 10:56:46 PM »

You gonna take that FoC?

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #18 on:** February 15, 2007, 10:57:11 PM »

How is this for suprising. I own every KMFDM song ever made.

Mupepe · « **Reply #19 on:** February 15, 2007, 10:57:33 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 15, 2007, 10:57:11 PM

Christopher · « **Reply #20 on:** February 15, 2007, 11:02:05 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 15, 2007, 10:54:08 PM

I like the last Madonna CD alot and listen to "Hung Up" while I work out.

waiting for your call baby night and day...wow when that came on the radio and I was like damn that's catchy, then when I heard it was from Madonna I thought to myself...am I gay?

bagofeyes · « **Reply #21 on:** February 15, 2007, 11:04:58 PM »

I don't know what its like to love someone $:-\$

Mupepe · « **Reply #22 on:** February 15, 2007, 11:06:11 PM »

Quote from: bagofeyes on February 15, 2007, 11:04:58 PM

I don't know what its like to love someone $:-\$

It's pretty horrible after a while. Don't worry. I wish I never knew what it felt like.

EMO ALERT!!!!

Christopher · « **Reply #23 on:** February 15, 2007, 11:07:47 PM »

Quote from: bagofeyes on February 15, 2007, 11:04:58 PM

I don't know what its like to love someone $:-\$

It's a bitter sweet feeling to be in love.

Mupepe · « **Reply #24 on:** February 15, 2007, 11:08:46 PM »

Quote from: Christopher on February 15, 2007, 11:07:47 PM

Quote from: bagofeyes on February 15, 2007, 11:04:58 PM
I don't know what its like to love someone $:-\$

It's a bitter sweet feeling to be in love.

Don't lie to him. It's mostly bitter.

bagofeyes · « **Reply #25 on:** February 15, 2007, 11:09:04 PM »

Ive never known anyone that I wouldnt walk out on in 30 seconds flat if I spotted the heat around the corner

etiolate · « **Reply #26 on:** February 15, 2007, 11:10:54 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 15, 2007, 10:07:52 PM

Do people consider Linkin Park emo music? Cause I really like Linkin Park.

You're doing this on puprose now.

APF · « **Reply #27 on:** February 16, 2007, 12:01:53 AM »

Not really a confession, but I live an incredibly boring life punctuated by situations that are incredibly fucked-up.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #28 on:** February 16, 2007, 12:06:36 AM »

I do not actually like the Beatles.

max_cool · « **Reply #29 on:** February 16, 2007, 12:18:59 AM »

I get Hemroids

beat that you assholes

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #30 on:** February 16, 2007, 01:23:29 AM »

How does someone get hemroids?

bagofeyes · « **Reply #31 on:** February 16, 2007, 01:25:26 AM »

By kissing girls

max_cool · « **Reply #32 on:** February 16, 2007, 01:59:37 AM »

Quote from: Junpei Heat! on February 16, 2007, 01:23:29 AM

How does someone get hemroids?

it usually flares up after a particularly difficult dump

makaveli · « **Reply #33 on:** February 16, 2007, 02:17:20 AM »

im phoenix darks alt account

Verboten · « **Reply #34 on:** February 16, 2007, 02:27:09 AM »

I honestly loved 2Pac, but every post and topic that Makaveli makes forces me to question my allegiance to him.

Itch · « **Reply #35 on:** February 16, 2007, 02:53:50 AM »

Confessions II?

Was there a confessions I?

Christopher · « **Reply #36 on:** February 16, 2007, 03:04:48 AM »

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=1696.0

Christopher · « **Reply #37 on:** February 16, 2007, 03:26:05 AM »

I'll share something.

I have one of my REALLY good friends who is fucking amazing, now I have 5 REALLY close friends, and the rest are just bullshit friends.

One of my friends Alyson is just fucking I dunno amazing, now she's honestly not that hot at all, but her mind is crazy...she's ALWAYS helped me on all my biology bullshit - always. Just the conversations with her are so deep.

Anyway when we go to parties, I'm not a good dancer lol, I'm not at all. So I usually just kinna slide behind a girl and follow her ass/hips and let her do the work...now that works about um 75% of the times I'd say.

Now when Alyson is at a party I find her ass and dance with her throughout like every song - she's fuckiing GODLY on the dance floor...I know I made that topic about how White bitches can't dance that good, and they can't compared to ethnic women. I honestly don't really get boners from dancing that much, but god damn alyson puts me at rock solid hard everytime...she knows how to work that shit on the dance floor.

Now I've had SO many opportunites to fuck her - my god so many, but as a gentleman I've always held back.

My dielma I've been facing recently seeing as how i'm a dry spell hardcore since I'm doing work/gym/class and just spending a lot of me time is do I really want to get a piece of that before we part next year?

I mean god damn imagine her in bed if she can just work the dance floor...but would it ruin the friendship - she's the coolest, smartest girl I know.

I have two good girlfriends like this, but the other one is hot

, and I've never really entertained the thought since she sucks dancing lol.

guys what do you think?

xnikki118x · « **Reply #38 on:** February 16, 2007, 03:29:00 AM »

I used to shoplift.

I loved *NSYNC.

I still love Hanson.

I often worry that I'll be a terrible mother.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #39 on:** February 16, 2007, 03:31:17 AM »

Quote from: xnikki118x on February 16, 2007, 03:29:00 AM

I used to shoplift.

I loved *NSYNC.

I still love Hanson.

I often worry that I'll be a terrible mother.

If you make them listen to Hanson you will be.

xnikki118x · « **Reply #40 on:** February 16, 2007, 03:36:57 AM »

Quote from: malek4980 on February 16, 2007, 03:31:17 AM

Quote from: xnikki118x on February 16, 2007, 03:29:00 AM
I used to shoplift.

I loved *NSYNC.

I still love Hanson.

I often worry that I'll be a terrible mother.
If you make them listen to Hanson you will be.

Tell me something I haven't heard for the past 10 years.

BlackMage · « **Reply #41 on:** February 16, 2007, 03:50:23 AM »

I am a social distinguished mentally-challenged fellow.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #42 on:** February 16, 2007, 04:01:03 AM »

Quote from: BlackMage on February 16, 2007, 03:50:23 AM

I am a social distinguished mentally-challenged fellow.

I make you look like the Einstein of social life.

cloudwalking · « **Reply #43 on:** February 16, 2007, 04:03:56 AM »

i flew halfway across the world to meet someone for the first time. and i was 17.

i only eat one meal a day (dinner) and snack the rest of the time.

i've never initiated a single one of my friendships. all of my friends approached me first and started talking.

i love blasting loud dance music when i'm home alone and dancing around the house.

i dream every single night.

i have cybered before (and it was fun).

i'm super quiet and shy in real life. i don't approach people, so a lot of people get the vibe that i'm extremely conceited.

working retail has made me extremely bitter towards the general public and i know i shouldn't be.

i can be really snotty to people sometimes, and then i feel terrible about it.

my dog was my best friend before she died. we did everything together.

Nick · « **Reply #44 on:** February 16, 2007, 04:13:53 AM »

I'm kinda a "hip" geek. At high school, I was prom king, but I played Pokemon and was the editor of the school news paper and the chess club founder. I had a huge ass afro and I even wore a pick in it. I was pretty geeky-phresh.

I'm not a big fan of sex. I play this gay-goddess on NeoG, but I'm actually not a big fan of the whole act. Big romantic at heart; I find sex is the least important thing in a relationship, and I would prefer a really fun, energetic guy who sucked at sex as opposed to a boring slut. No fun.

My mother is a pretty big celebrity, and she's pretty much best friends with Carmen Electra, Andy Dick and Pamela Anderson.

A swell friend of *mine* is Dee Wallace Stone, the mom from ET.

Bacon · « **Reply #45 on:** February 16, 2007, 04:18:38 AM »

Fucking men would turn me off to sex too.

Mupepe · « **Reply #46 on:** February 16, 2007, 12:31:14 PM »

Quote from: Nick on February 16, 2007, 04:13:53 AM

and I would prefer a really fun, energetic guy who sucked at sex as opposed to a boring slut. No fun.

omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg

me too.

except not a guy. you understand, right babe?

but yeah. And what's really horrible is that no girl believes me when I tell this.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #47 on:** February 16, 2007, 01:16:53 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on February 16, 2007, 12:31:14 PM

but yeah. And what's really horrible is that no girl believes me when I tell this.

That's probably because whenever you've told a girl this you haven't been punching yourself repeatedly in the balls while screaming "MAKE ME A BETTER MAN!" It works dude.

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Mupepe · « **Reply #48 on:** February 16, 2007, 01:20:41 PM »

Tauntaun · « **Reply #49 on:** February 16, 2007, 01:22:44 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on February 16, 2007, 01:20:41 PM

Dude, I'm a genius, FoC and I came up with the greatest movie idea known to man the other day. So like, listen to me and stuff cause I'll use my jedi mind tricks (they work over the net too).

whiteACID · « **Reply #50 on:** February 16, 2007, 02:01:09 PM »

i've never initiated a single one of my friendships. all of my friends approached me first and started talking.

i have cybered before (and it was fun).

i'm super quiet and shy in real life. i don't approach people, so a lot of people get the vibe that i'm extremely conceited.

i can be really snotty to people sometimes, and then i feel terrible about it.

Stole some from Cloud because they describe me and i don't feel like thinking right now

another one, I'm not actually slutty or dirty irl

also I'm not really a bitch like I can be on forums, i'm actually to nice and somewhat of a pushover

Mupepe · « **Reply #51 on:** February 16, 2007, 02:05:11 PM »

whiteACID, you sent me a PM first. You initiated our friendship!

whiteACID · « **Reply #52 on:** February 16, 2007, 02:06:27 PM »

oh bullshit

Mupepe · « **Reply #53 on:** February 16, 2007, 02:08:11 PM »

Quote from: whiteACID on February 16, 2007, 02:06:27 PM

oh bullshit

DON'T LIE

oh bullshit. you're ashamed now.

Mupepe · « **Reply #54 on:** February 16, 2007, 02:30:20 PM »

Quote from: Christopher on February 16, 2007, 03:26:05 AM

I'll share something.

I have one of my REALLY good friends who is fucking amazing, now I have 5 REALLY close friends, and the rest are just bullshit friends.

One of my friends Alyson is just fucking I dunno amazing, now she's honestly not that hot at all, but her mind is crazy...she's ALWAYS helped me on all my biology bullshit - always. Just the conversations with her are so deep.

Anyway when we go to parties, I'm not a good dancer lol, I'm not at all. So I usually just kinna slide behind a girl and follow her ass/hips and let her do the work...now that works about um 75% of the times I'd say.

Now when Alyson is at a party I find her ass and dance with her throughout like every song - she's fuckiing GODLY on the dance floor...I know I made that topic about how White bitches can't dance that good, and they can't compared to ethnic women. I honestly don't really get boners from dancing that much, but god damn alyson puts me at rock solid hard everytime...she knows how to work that shit on the dance floor.

Now I've had SO many opportunites to fuck her - my god so many, but as a gentleman I've always held back.

My dielma I've been facing recently seeing as how i'm a dry spell hardcore since I'm doing work/gym/class and just spending a lot of me time is do I really want to get a piece of that before we part next year?

I mean god damn imagine her in bed if she can just work the dance floor...but would it ruin the friendship - she's the coolest, smartest girl I know.

I have two good girlfriends like this, but the other one is hot , and I've never really entertained the thought since she sucks dancing lol.

guys what do you think?

Dude, I just read this on GAF. If she has feelings for you (or vice versa) and the feelings are not reciprocated, it will ruin the friendship. Just don't make it awkward afterwards and you'll be fine.

HomShaBom · « **Reply #55 on:** February 16, 2007, 02:39:22 PM »

I have no actual friends outside the internet.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #56 on:** February 16, 2007, 02:42:27 PM »

I went to an Ivy League school.

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #57 on:** February 16, 2007, 02:49:00 PM »

Quote from: HomShaBom on February 16, 2007, 02:39:22 PM

I have no actual friends outside the internet.

You seem nice I'd be your friend outside the internet.

Quote from: CajoleJuice on February 16, 2007, 02:42:27 PM

I went to an Ivy League school.

Cajole is smart!? NO WAI!

Which school did you go to?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #58 on:** February 16, 2007, 02:58:50 PM »

Quote from: Junpei Heat! on February 16, 2007, 02:49:00 PM

Quote from: HomShaBom on February 16, 2007, 02:39:22 PM
I have no actual friends outside the internet.

You seem nice I'd be your friend outside the internet.

Quote from: CajoleJuice on February 16, 2007, 02:42:27 PM
I went to an Ivy League school.

Cajole is smart!? NO WAI!

Which school did you go to?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #59 on:** February 16, 2007, 03:00:43 PM »

Affirmative action for the win.

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