Author Topic: Evilbore Confessions II: tsc tsc edition. (Read 7886 times)

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #60 on:** February 16, 2007, 03:23:51 PM »

Quote from: whiteACID on February 16, 2007, 02:01:09 PM

i've never initiated a single one of my friendships. all of my friends approached me first and started talking.

i have cybered before (and it was fun).

i'm super quiet and shy in real life. i don't approach people, so a lot of people get the vibe that i'm extremely conceited.

i can be really snotty to people sometimes, and then i feel terrible about it.

Stole some from Cloud because they describe me and i don't feel like thinking right now

another one, I'm not actually slutty or dirty irl

also I'm not really a bitch like I can be on forums, i'm actually to nice and somewhat of a pushover

Your confessions in the first thread were better. I particularly liked the part of spamming ogrish pics to relatives, is that true?

Hmm

I got busted shoplifting, stealing thousands of dollars of videogames as a child. I now work setting up that chain's security systems, doubt they know I was caught, there was no permanent record allegedly.

I struggled to get a C in BC Calculus in high school, but it all clicked at the end as I got a 5 on the AP test.

I used to prank call girls in high school and junior high, no wonder I still can't talk to them.

I once was part of ritualistic terrorizing of a kid around 12 years old, involving dropping off a heavy bench and threatening letter in his yard, and sitting in his driveway blaring the car horn and flashing the lights for 30 seconds before driving off.

My friends and I perfected the art of flour throwing. We would drive around and look for unsuspecting people to throw a brick bag of flour at, hoping to explode in a white powder. One of the best hits was a guy riding a bicycle who wabbled for about 10 seconds before falling down. The other was hitting some guy with a mohawk in a car right beside us. The bag split right where the doors were, spilling flour into the car like a bomb. It was amazing, it resulted in a 15 minute high speed chase in downtown Charlotte as we ran for our lives. We drove down the wrong way on one way streets, ran lights, but eventually they caught us and hit our car with a beer bottle. We were happy we didn't have to call the cops for protection.

When I think about the shit we did in high school, we would be labeled terrorists nowadays.

whiteACID · « **Reply #61 on:** February 16, 2007, 03:50:12 PM »

Yes, I anonymously send pictures of porn and gore to relatives through e-mail.

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #62 on:** February 16, 2007, 03:51:28 PM »

That's hilarious. You're like an onion, so many layers

whiteACID · « **Reply #63 on:** February 16, 2007, 03:53:42 PM »

But I'll always make you cry.

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #64 on:** February 16, 2007, 03:55:26 PM »

Yeah, you and every other girl. Don't think that makes you special :'(

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #65 on:** February 16, 2007, 03:59:09 PM »

Quote

I once was part of ritualistic terrorizing of a kid around 12 years old, involving dropping off a heavy bench and threatening letter in his yard, and sitting in his driveway blaring the car horn and flashing the lights for 30 seconds before driving off.

That was YOU?! Asshole. :'(

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #66 on:** February 16, 2007, 04:01:26 PM »

If that was you, you fucking started it. We had just had a nice afternoon at Carowinds and you decided to throw a super bouncy ball at my friends' car. Just cause you're with mommy doesn't mean some psychos won't haunt you for a few months, junior. Don't throw shit at other people's cars!

A lesson my friends and I were late to learn as well, as referenced by the flour story

brawndolicious · « **Reply #67 on:** February 16, 2007, 04:02:05 PM »

I know all of you that are gay.

Vizzys · « **Reply #68 on:** February 16, 2007, 04:05:32 PM »

I pushed a friend of mine down a hill once. He had this wicked scar (big) on his arm from something that cut him on the way down. ;o

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #69 on:** February 16, 2007, 04:07:26 PM »

Quote from: Viz on February 16, 2007, 04:05:32 PM

I pushed a friend of mine down a hill once. He had this wicked scar (big) on his arm from something that cut him on the way down. ;o

Ohh good one.

I broke a friend's collar bone with a rock. I was on top of a wall that was about 50 feet up (there was a platform). There were about 40 kids below the wall, and I hit him with a one in a million shot. I felt pretty bad about that one. If I had wanted to nail him, I would have missed him by a freaking mile.

tiesto · « **Reply #70 on:** February 16, 2007, 06:23:03 PM »

I've tittyfucked a chubby girl before

Himu · « **Reply #71 on:** February 16, 2007, 06:25:50 PM »

I've masturbated to someone's pic here.

Mupepe · « **Reply #72 on:** February 16, 2007, 06:27:20 PM »

Quote from: tiesto on February 16, 2007, 06:23:03 PM

I've tittyfucked a chubby girl before

If that counts, then I've got loads of confessions. $:-\$

BlackMage · « **Reply #73 on:** February 16, 2007, 06:30:18 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on February 16, 2007, 06:25:50 PM

I've masturbated to someone's pic here.

i feel so used

makaveli · « **Reply #74 on:** February 16, 2007, 06:32:24 PM »

i have trouble asking out girls

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #75 on:** February 16, 2007, 06:32:41 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on February 16, 2007, 06:27:20 PM

Quote from: tiesto on February 16, 2007, 06:23:03 PM
I've tittyfucked a chubby girl before
If that counts, then I've got loads of confessions. $:-\$

Loads on their fat titties?

Himu · « **Reply #76 on:** February 16, 2007, 06:33:54 PM »

One time in 2nd grade me and my friend were pretending we were charcters from mortal kombat. I punched in the eye and he went blind.

I've masturbated in the church restroom once.

In first year of college, I lived in a co-ed dorm. My and my buds got drunk and decided to piss in a bucket and splash it all over this bitch's door who we hated like none other.

I've cyber'd before.

My penis isn't actually 10 inches long.

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #77 on:** February 16, 2007, 06:35:09 PM »

Quote from: makaveli on February 16, 2007, 06:32:24 PM

i have trouble asking out girls

Not even Tupac can help you there.

BlackMage · « **Reply #78 on:** February 16, 2007, 06:35:23 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on February 16, 2007, 06:33:54 PM

One time in 2nd grade me and my friend were pretending we were charcters from mortal kombat. I punched in the eye and he went blind.

I've masturbated in the church restroom once.

In first year of college, I lived in a co-ed dorm. My and my buds got drunk and decided to piss in a bucket and splash it all over this bitch's door who we hated like none other.

I've cyber'd before.

My penis isn't actually 10 inches long.

give me my pictures back!

Himu · « **Reply #79 on:** February 16, 2007, 06:36:19 PM »

Quote from: BlackMage on February 16, 2007, 06:35:23 PM

give me my pictures back!

$:-\$ :'(

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #80 on:** February 16, 2007, 06:37:11 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on February 16, 2007, 06:33:54 PM

One time in 2nd grade me and my friend were pretending we were charcters from mortal kombat. I punched in the eye and he went blind.

I've masturbated in the church restroom once.

In first year of college, I lived in a co-ed dorm. My and my buds got drunk and decided to piss in a bucket and splash it all over this bitch's door who we hated like none other.

I've cyber'd before.

My penis isn't actually 10 inches long.

Jesus Christ! Himumu.....

and your not a mandingo!? So much in so little time....

Himu · « **Reply #81 on:** February 16, 2007, 06:38:46 PM »

I didn't say I'm not a mandingo. My penis is still bigger than average, but it's no 10 inches. That's just stupid.

BlackMage · « **Reply #82 on:** February 16, 2007, 06:42:22 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on February 16, 2007, 06:38:46 PM

I didn't say I'm not a mandingo. My penis is still bigger than average, but it's no 10 inches. That's just stupid.

stupid..like a fox!

Mupepe · « **Reply #83 on:** February 16, 2007, 06:45:09 PM »

Quote from: DJ_Tet on February 16, 2007, 06:32:41 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on February 16, 2007, 06:27:20 PM
Quote from: tiesto on February 16, 2007, 06:23:03 PM
I've tittyfucked a chubby girl before
If that counts, then I've got loads of confessions. $:-\$

Loads on their fat titties?

Yes

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #84 on:** February 16, 2007, 06:52:49 PM »

You don't know this Mupepe, but you're my fucking hero. I'd love to talk to you on IM sometime.

Mupepe · « **Reply #85 on:** February 16, 2007, 06:55:21 PM »

Quote from: DJ_Tet on February 16, 2007, 06:52:49 PM

You don't know this Mupepe, but you're my fucking hero. I'd love to talk to you on IM sometime.

I have AIM. It's Mupepe. IM me any time!

max_cool · « **Reply #86 on:** February 16, 2007, 07:00:09 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on February 16, 2007, 06:55:21 PM

Quote from: DJ_Tet on February 16, 2007, 06:52:49 PM
You don't know this Mupepe, but you're my fucking hero. I'd love to talk to you on IM sometime.
I have AIDS.

it was only a matter of time

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #87 on:** February 16, 2007, 07:01:11 PM »

Mupepe, you have to switch avatars. I'm too fucking confused right now.

Mupepe · « **Reply #88 on:** February 16, 2007, 07:03:29 PM »

Quote from: max_cool on February 16, 2007, 07:00:09 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on February 16, 2007, 06:55:21 PM
Quote from: DJ_Tet on February 16, 2007, 06:52:49 PM
You don't know this Mupepe, but you're my fucking hero. I'd love to talk to you on IM sometime.
I have AIDS.

it was only a matter of time

What tha?

Cajole: Confused? With what?

6 hours people!

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #89 on:** February 16, 2007, 07:13:48 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on February 16, 2007, 06:55:21 PM

Quote from: DJ_Tet on February 16, 2007, 06:52:49 PM
You don't know this Mupepe, but you're my fucking hero. I'd love to talk to you on IM sometime.

I have AIM. It's Mupepe. IM me any time!

Word, I plan to, once I can gather the courage

Mupepe · « **Reply #90 on:** February 16, 2007, 07:24:43 PM »

Quote from: DJ_Tet on February 16, 2007, 07:13:48 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on February 16, 2007, 06:55:21 PM
Quote from: DJ_Tet on February 16, 2007, 06:52:49 PM
You don't know this Mupepe, but you're my fucking hero. I'd love to talk to you on IM sometime.

I have AIM. It's Mupepe. IM me any time!

Word, I plan to, once I can gather the courage

bagofeyes · « **Reply #91 on:** February 16, 2007, 07:51:33 PM »

I get confused between CajoleJuice and Cheebs

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #92 on:** February 16, 2007, 08:03:49 PM »

Quote from: DJ_Tet on February 16, 2007, 04:01:26 PM

If that was you, you fucking started it. We had just had a nice afternoon at Carowinds and you decided to throw a super bouncy ball at my friends' car. Just cause you're with mommy doesn't mean some psychos won't haunt you for a few months, junior. Don't throw shit at other people's cars!

A lesson my friends and I were late to learn as well, as referenced by the flour story

lolz, no.

makaveli · « **Reply #93 on:** February 16, 2007, 08:28:40 PM »

i lose and gain weight rapidly for no reason

Christopher · « **Reply #94 on:** February 20, 2007, 12:03:25 AM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #95 on:** February 20, 2007, 12:18:13 AM »

I would much rather be on here than talking to people in real life. The only person I trust is my grandma. I feel like I have no friends even though people like me and invite me out to places. I am really considering moving to Houston in a year, and then try and work in Austin after school.

and whats this cybering you guys are talking about? internet/IM sex? if so I've done that too, and I'm not ashamed of it. It was hot.

Christopher · « **Reply #96 on:** February 20, 2007, 12:22:41 AM »

well how exactly do you cyber I've never done that - seems distinguished mentally-challenged to type $:-\$

I get like that too Mike somedays I'll be mr. social, and then some days I'd rather just chill on the computer and chill with you guys.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #97 on:** February 20, 2007, 12:27:45 AM »

Quote from: Christopher on February 20, 2007, 12:22:41 AM

well how exactly do you cyber I've never done that - seems distinguished mentally-challenged to type $:-\$

I get like that too Mike somedays I'll be mr. social, and then some days I'd rather just chill on the computer and chill with you guys.

well I want to be on here everyday. hell even on this week away everyone in a while I would think I wonder whats happening on eb.

Cybering was fun, but I did it in grade 8/9 before I did much with a girl so having her describe her self masturbating was awesome. probably wouldn't be as fun now...though I'm willing to try cloud...or whiteacid...or both

xnikki118x · « **Reply #98 on:** February 20, 2007, 12:38:09 AM »

Quote from: Himuro on February 16, 2007, 06:33:54 PM

One time in 2nd grade me and my friend were pretending we were charcters from mortal kombat. I punched in the eye and he went blind.

OMG are you guys still friends?

omg_lemurs · « **Reply #99 on:** February 20, 2007, 02:21:42 AM »

I vomited on my very first day of high school.

Himu · « **Reply #100 on:** February 20, 2007, 02:22:55 AM »

Quote from: xnikki118x on February 20, 2007, 12:38:09 AM

Quote from: Himuro on February 16, 2007, 06:33:54 PM
One time in 2nd grade me and my friend were pretending we were charcters from mortal kombat. I punched in the eye and he went blind.

OMG are you guys still friends?

I haven't seen him in years.

cloudwalking · « **Reply #101 on:** February 20, 2007, 02:24:56 AM »

cybering can be really fun if both people are into it and GOOD at it and not shy.

Bacon · « **Reply #102 on:** February 20, 2007, 02:33:50 AM »

I make a great cyberer.

Himu · « **Reply #103 on:** February 20, 2007, 02:35:34 AM »

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #104 on:** February 20, 2007, 02:43:12 AM »

I just threw up and i have no porn and haven't gotten Off in weeks my ball's are the size of kiwis. oh and my girl turned on me again ="( and im fuckin sick cant sleep and i have no computer

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #105 on:** February 20, 2007, 02:44:15 AM »

Wow you're pathetic.

littlemathletics · « **Reply #106 on:** February 20, 2007, 02:48:05 AM »

A number of years ago, I was in a band that recorded a rap-rock song.

I did vocals.

:'(

omg_lemurs · « **Reply #107 on:** February 20, 2007, 02:51:44 AM »

There's a person on these boards who I relate to a lot and have told more personal things about me than I've told most people I know IRL. They are cool

I have had many not appropriate for school discussions with this person involving sexual subject matter.

Things discussed in a recent conversation:

Multiple sex partners. Shaving. Nerd Echelons. Masturbating. Getting fucked against a wall.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #108 on:** February 20, 2007, 02:55:18 AM »

Quote from: omg_lemurs on February 20, 2007, 02:51:44 AM

There's a person on these boards who I relate to a lot and have told more personal things about me than I've told most people I know IRL. They are cool I have had many not appropriate for school discussions with this person involving sexual subject matter.

Things discussed in a recent conversation:

Multiple sex partners. Shaving. Nerd Echelons. Masturbating.

What's the best way for a guy to get a girl off?

Bacon · « **Reply #109 on:** February 20, 2007, 02:55:31 AM »

Quote from: omg_lemurs on February 20, 2007, 02:51:44 AM

There's a person on these boards who I relate to a lot and have told more personal things about me than I've told most people I know IRL. They are cool I have had many not appropriate for school discussions with this person involving sexual subject matter.

Things discussed in a recent conversation:

Multiple sex partners. Shaving. Nerd Echelons. Masturbating.

I hope Lonestar doesn't get sent to prison.

omg_lemurs · « **Reply #110 on:** February 20, 2007, 02:58:48 AM »

Quote from: littlemathletics on February 20, 2007, 02:48:05 AM

A number of years ago, I was in a band that recorded a rap-rock song.

I did vocals.

:'(

While I don't know you, we must be provided with this song.

xnikki118x · « **Reply #111 on:** February 20, 2007, 03:04:29 AM »

Quote from: omg_lemurs on February 20, 2007, 02:58:48 AM

Quote from: littlemathletics on February 20, 2007, 02:48:05 AM
A number of years ago, I was in a band that recorded a rap-rock song.

I did vocals.

:'(

While I don't know you, we must be provided with this song.

I agree.

littlemathletics · « **Reply #112 on:** February 20, 2007, 03:15:10 AM »

Muhhhhhhhh okay. It's called "Doctor Rock Suck", and is by Doctor Rock. Can you taste our teenage irony?

But....this is really embarrassing. I don't even play this to friends anymore.

At some point, hopefully I'll have the chance to redeem my musical tastes/abilities, since I have been in bands that I'm actually proud of. Let me just preface this by stating that I don't, and didn't, enjoy this genre of music. And it was quite some time ago...

Can you tell this makes me uncomfortable?

Doctor Rock Suck

omg_lemurs · « **Reply #113 on:** February 20, 2007, 04:20:30 AM »

Quote from: Himuro on February 16, 2007, 06:33:54 PM

One time in 2nd grade me and my friend were pretending we were charcters from mortal kombat. I punched in the eye and he went blind.

Is your friend David Bowie?

omg_lemurs · « **Reply #114 on:** February 20, 2007, 04:21:47 AM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 20, 2007, 02:55:18 AM

Quote from: omg_lemurs on February 20, 2007, 02:51:44 AM
There's a person on these boards who I relate to a lot and have told more personal things about me than I've told most people I know IRL. They are cool I have had many not appropriate for school discussions with this person involving sexual subject matter.

Things discussed in a recent conversation:

Multiple sex partners. Shaving. Nerd Echelons. Masturbating.

What's the best way for a guy to get a girl off?

I won't give you graphic tips but I can tell you how to get started pretty effectively and that's focus on the neck. Neck kissing, nibbling, love biting etc. etc. is hot as fuck.

cloudwalking · « **Reply #115 on:** February 20, 2007, 04:40:21 AM »

lemurs is right on the money here!

bagofeyes · « **Reply #116 on:** February 20, 2007, 04:50:02 AM »

Whenever I touch a neck I have to stop myself from throttling it

etiolate · « **Reply #117 on:** February 20, 2007, 08:18:16 AM »

wtf is nerd echelons?

And yes, the neck is an erotic and vulnerable spot. For some reason in studies it gets tied to the shoulders, when the shoulders are totally different. The neck has that juglar running through it and a lot more nerves. Letting someone that near to a major vein is a, uh, multi-leveled intimacy Physical, emotional and powerful.(blah blah blah). If vampires were biting people on the shoulder, Anne Rice would have no career.

Bacon · « **Reply #118 on:** February 20, 2007, 08:54:10 AM »

Quote from: omg_lemurs on February 20, 2007, 04:21:47 AM

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 20, 2007, 02:55:18 AM
Quote from: omg_lemurs on February 20, 2007, 02:51:44 AM
There's a person on these boards who I relate to a lot and have told more personal things about me than I've told most people I know IRL. They are cool I have had many not appropriate for school discussions with this person involving sexual subject matter.

Things discussed in a recent conversation:

Multiple sex partners. Shaving. Nerd Echelons. Masturbating.

What's the best way for a guy to get a girl off?

I won't give you graphic tips but I can tell you how to get started pretty effectively and that's focus on the neck. Neck kissing, nibbling, love biting etc. etc. is hot as fuck.

Don't forget choking.

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Author Topic: Evilbore Confessions II: tsc tsc edition. (Read 7886 times)