Author Topic: Confirmed: Mummy 3 is going to suck :( (Read 1384 times)

Phoenix Dark · « **on:** February 16, 2007, 09:03:19 PM »

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Alex was introduced as a precocious 10 year-old wisecracker in 2001's The Mummy Returns, where he was played by English child actor Freddie Boath.

The script pages being used to audition actors for the role -- pages penned by Alfred Gough and Miles Millar -- depict Alex as being in his late teens to early 20s. He is every bit the smartass adventurer his dad is, right down to his penchant for firearms and glib remarks.

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In related news, an IGN reader dropped us a line about The Mummy 3 and director Rob Cohen. "I attend Chapman University in Orange, CA where tonight Rob Cohen did a Q&A after a screening of his film Dragon:The Bruce Lee Story. During the Q&A, someone asked what he thinks about Jackie Chan and Jet Li. In his answer, he confirmed that Jet Li will play the Mummy in The Mummy 3, which he is directing. He also said that the film will take place in China and Michelle Yeoh will also be in the film. The biggest bombshell was that the film's protagonist will not be Brendan Fraser, but rather his character's son, now 22 years-old. Also, Jet Li will be the head Mummy in a group of Mummies that were the Teracotta army."

WTF

No Brendon?

NO ARNOLD VOSLOO?

And if it's going to be asian based instead of Egypt based, that means NO ODED FEHR?

Wow, this will be worse than the shitty second one. The first was pretty awesome in terms of being a fun adventure movie filled with laughs.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #1 on:** February 16, 2007, 09:04:11 PM »

Mummy 2 was like the worst movie ever.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2 on:** February 16, 2007, 09:04:34 PM »

The Mummy Returns was horrible. Was anyone really asking for a sequel?

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #3 on:** February 16, 2007, 09:04:59 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 16, 2007, 09:04:11 PM

Mummy 2 was like the worst movie ever.

No. That was The Scorpion King.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #4 on:** February 16, 2007, 09:05:17 PM »

The second was HORRIBLE. Oh god $:-\$

Am I the only person who liked the first one?

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #5 on:** February 16, 2007, 09:05:44 PM »

Scorpion king actually had The Rock kicking ass. It was thoroughly enjoyable.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #6 on:** February 16, 2007, 09:06:35 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 16, 2007, 09:05:44 PM

Scorpion king actually had The Rock kicking ass. It was thoroughly enjoyable.

Oh, god. You really do have shit taste.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #7 on:** February 16, 2007, 09:06:59 PM »

The Scorpion King, by far, was better than The Mummy Returns. It didn't have that awful CG Scorpion King either.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #8 on:** February 16, 2007, 09:07:17 PM »

Dude! It's The rock! How can it be bad.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #9 on:** February 16, 2007, 09:07:54 PM »

Quote from: Willco on February 16, 2007, 09:06:59 PM

The Scorpion King, by far, was better than The Mummy Returns. It didn't have that awful CG Scorpion King either.

Exactly, it was like a modern Conan.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #10 on:** February 16, 2007, 09:08:30 PM »

A. The Rock sucks ass
B. Scorpion King>>>>Mummy 2. But it's still like saying the clap is better than Syphilis

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #11 on:** February 16, 2007, 09:08:31 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 16, 2007, 09:07:54 PM

Exactly, it was like a modern Conan.

Except not good.

And no way was The Mummy Returns better. The Scorpion King may have been mediocre, low budget filmmaking, but The Mummy Returns was bloated, obnoxious and horrible filmmaking.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #12 on:** February 16, 2007, 09:08:35 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 16, 2007, 09:07:17 PM

Dude! It's The rock! How can it be bad.

Same thing I said about the Rundown, Be Cool, etc.

THEY WERE BAD. :'(

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #13 on:** February 16, 2007, 09:09:25 PM »

Edit whoops

Scorpion King>>>Mummy Returns

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #14 on:** February 16, 2007, 09:10:22 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 16, 2007, 09:09:25 PM

Edit whoops

Scorpion King>>>Mummy Returns

I still remember seeing the scorpion king. It was one of the last times all my buddies in high school did something together. Back in the day. :'(

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #15 on:** February 16, 2007, 09:12:11 PM »

Why do people in their early 20s act like high school occured decades ago? The term "back in the day" is used far too liberally. This is like a naturally occuring phenomenon.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #16 on:** February 16, 2007, 09:13:05 PM »

I dont know. We had a huge falling out and now its just not the same.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17 on:** February 16, 2007, 09:15:30 PM »

Remember back in the days, when niggaz had waves
Gazelle shades, and corn braids
Pitchin pennies, honies had the high top jellies
Shootin skelly, motherfuckers was all friendly
Loungin at the barbeques, drinkin brews
with the neighborhood crews, hangin on the avenues
Turn your pagers, to nineteen ninety three
Niggaz is gettin smoked G, believe me
Talk slick, you get your neck slit quick
Cause real street niggaz ain't havin that shit
Totin techs for rep, smokin blunts in the project
hallways, shootin dice all day
Wait for niggaz to step up on some fightin shit
We get hype and shit and start lifin shit
So step away with your fist fight ways
Motherfucker this ain't back in the days, but you don't hear me though

Shuri · « **Reply #18 on:** February 16, 2007, 10:13:40 PM »

stop fucking posting goddamn lyrics, i feel like i just glanced upon the post of a 14yo myspace chick. Also, what the ufck is wrong with JET LI.

Himu · « **Reply #19 on:** February 16, 2007, 10:23:33 PM »

The Mummy wasn't that good to begin with.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #20 on:** February 16, 2007, 10:29:47 PM »

Hey Himuro

spoiler (click to show/hide)

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Himu · « **Reply #21 on:** February 16, 2007, 10:33:17 PM »

How the hell could anyone compare Kubrick to the fucking Mummy?

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #22 on:** February 16, 2007, 10:39:55 PM »

FoC's just stupid, don't mind him.

Solo · « **Reply #23 on:** February 17, 2007, 09:51:09 AM »

And yet you STILL managed to miss the worst bit in all of this, the director, Rob "Fast And The Furious/XXX" Cohen.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #24 on:** February 17, 2007, 10:01:44 AM »

Can't be worse than Stephen Sommers.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #25 on:** February 19, 2007, 06:49:53 AM »

Quote from: Willco on February 17, 2007, 10:01:44 AM

Can't be worse than Stephen Sommers.

And here, ladies and gentleman, is the truth. Highlight this mother fucking post.

Sommers directed Van Helsing. Van Helsing is possibly the biggest piece of shit I've ever seen. EVER. SEEN. It isn't even laughably bad like the Covenant is at some points. It's just a big pile of mother fucking rat infested goat shit.

Mummy III is going to suck goat shit up a rotted asshole. However, it's going to look like Academy Award material compared to Van Helsing, and might even be better than the Mummy Returns.

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Author Topic: Confirmed: Mummy 3 is going to suck :( (Read 1384 times)