Author Topic: I made a complete fool of myself last night, Now this cute girl wants my nuts!! (Read 8629 times)

FlameOfCallandor · « **on:** February 17, 2007, 10:28:58 AM »

I went to that party with a bunch of girls and a few guys. It turns out that girl I really like is there and her best friend is hosting the party. I think the friend (hosting the party) likes me cause she made little comments like "Wow you look like you're working out" and "I can see that your guns are getting bigger" and she would grab my arm and stuff. But I ended up drinking way waaay to much. I think I had 7 beers in an hour and a half plus shots of god knows what else. So I ended up breaking a picture of hers by accident when I leaned against the wall and puking in her toilet. I passed out on her bed, and now I feel so shitty. I'm never ever drinking again.

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #1 on:** February 17, 2007, 10:36:14 AM »

Sorry dude....

You like my new avatar?

Solo · « **Reply #2 on:** February 17, 2007, 10:53:11 AM »

Sounds like a regular Saturday night.

Cheebs · « **Reply #3 on:** February 17, 2007, 11:00:47 AM »

Quote from: Junpei Heat! on February 17, 2007, 10:36:14 AM

You like my new avatar?

No one here likes Naruto I suspect

drozmight · « **Reply #4 on:** February 17, 2007, 11:11:25 AM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 17, 2007, 10:28:58 AM

I'm never ever drinking again.

Everyone always says this, but it's never true.

makaveli · « **Reply #5 on:** February 17, 2007, 11:20:57 AM »

damn that sucks

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #6 on:** February 17, 2007, 12:08:04 PM »

What's funny is I passed out on her bed and she slept on the floor.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #7 on:** February 17, 2007, 12:10:47 PM »

Also, help me get rid of this terrible hangover. My head feels like shit.

APF · « **Reply #8 on:** February 17, 2007, 12:57:21 PM »

Always know your limit and never lose your shit.

Also, drink a couple of glasses of water before you pass out.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #9 on:** February 17, 2007, 01:16:53 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 17, 2007, 12:08:04 PM

What's funny is I passed out on her bed and she slept on the floor.

She was drunk, you were drunk on her bed...and nothing happened? wow

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #10 on:** February 17, 2007, 01:18:57 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 17, 2007, 01:16:53 PM

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 17, 2007, 12:08:04 PM
What's funny is I passed out on her bed and she slept on the floor.

She was drunk, you were drunk on her bed...and nothing happened? wow

Look who's talking.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #11 on:** February 17, 2007, 01:19:49 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 17, 2007, 01:16:53 PM

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 17, 2007, 12:08:04 PM
What's funny is I passed out on her bed and she slept on the floor.

She was drunk, you were drunk on her bed...and nothing happened? wow

Look who were talking about. But there is no way I would hve been able to have sex, unless she litterly did all the work. I didnt even feel like moving. I passed out.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #12 on:** February 17, 2007, 01:20:37 PM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on February 17, 2007, 01:18:57 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 17, 2007, 01:16:53 PM
Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 17, 2007, 12:08:04 PM
What's funny is I passed out on her bed and she slept on the floor.

She was drunk, you were drunk on her bed...and nothing happened? wow

Look who's talking.

It's not rape if both people are drunk.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #13 on:** February 17, 2007, 01:21:16 PM »

Have you ever been that dunk PD? It feels like you are going to die.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #14 on:** February 17, 2007, 01:21:31 PM »

Its not rape is she's practically throwing herself at you and begging you to bone her, either!

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #15 on:** February 17, 2007, 01:26:13 PM »

Do tall think I still have a chance with the girl that was into me? She was kind of cute.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #16 on:** February 17, 2007, 01:28:29 PM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on February 17, 2007, 01:21:31 PM

Its not rape is she's practically throwing herself at you and begging you to bone her, either!

Well what if she's out of her mind and isn't herself? It would be like having sex with Boromir after the ring made him crazy

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #17 on:** February 17, 2007, 01:29:54 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 17, 2007, 01:28:29 PM

Quote from: The Dark Shake on February 17, 2007, 01:21:31 PM
Its not rape is she's practically throwing herself at you and begging you to bone her, either!

Well what if she's out of her mind and isn't herself? It would be like having sex with Boromir after the ring made him crazy

Okay, nevermind. Maybe women aren't for you.

BlackMage · « **Reply #18 on:** February 17, 2007, 04:02:24 PM »

you make a complete fool of yourself on the forums everyday. You should be used to this by now.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #19 on:** February 17, 2007, 04:02:49 PM »

Quote from: BlackMage on February 17, 2007, 04:02:24 PM

you make a complete fool of yourself on the forums everyday. You should be used to this by now.

Hiiigh Fiiiive!

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #20 on:** February 17, 2007, 04:04:52 PM »

That girl just facebook messged me and asked if I was feeling better. She wants deez nuts.

makaveli · « **Reply #21 on:** February 17, 2007, 04:14:58 PM »

pics?

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #22 on:** February 17, 2007, 04:17:05 PM »

She's pretty cute. Beautiful eyes.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #23 on:** February 17, 2007, 04:17:41 PM »

I drank an entire bottle of scotch during the last two nights. I didn't even have a hangover.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #24 on:** February 17, 2007, 04:24:04 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 17, 2007, 04:17:05 PM

She's pretty cute. Beautiful eyes.

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Meh.

BlackMage · « **Reply #25 on:** February 17, 2007, 04:26:19 PM »

eh shes pretty. don't be dumb shake!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #26 on:** February 17, 2007, 04:27:05 PM »

Quote from: malek4980 on February 17, 2007, 04:17:41 PM

I drank an entire bottle of scotch during the last two nights. I didn't even have a hangover.

Let me guess, you drank them alone in your apartment/dorm/whatever they call it in Canada?

Vizzys · « **Reply #27 on:** February 17, 2007, 04:27:12 PM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on February 17, 2007, 04:24:04 PM

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 17, 2007, 04:17:05 PM
She's pretty cute. Beautiful eyes.

(Image removed from quote.)

Meh.

lol, internet

makaveli · « **Reply #28 on:** February 17, 2007, 04:27:26 PM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on February 17, 2007, 04:24:04 PM

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 17, 2007, 04:17:05 PM
She's pretty cute. Beautiful eyes.

(Image removed from quote.)

Meh.

average

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #29 on:** February 17, 2007, 04:27:31 PM »

Quote from: BlackMage on February 17, 2007, 04:26:19 PM

eh shes pretty. don't be dumb shake!

She's alright, but I've seen better post on FoC's facebook.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #30 on:** February 17, 2007, 04:28:20 PM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on February 17, 2007, 04:24:04 PM

Meh.

She's no Oldboy DVD. I'll give you that.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #31 on:** February 17, 2007, 04:28:56 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 17, 2007, 04:28:20 PM

Quote from: The Dark Shake on February 17, 2007, 04:24:04 PM

Meh.

She's no Band of Brothers DVD. I'll give you that.

What?

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #32 on:** February 17, 2007, 04:30:16 PM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on February 17, 2007, 04:28:56 PM

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 17, 2007, 04:28:20 PM
Quote from: The Dark Shake on February 17, 2007, 04:24:04 PM

Meh.

She's no Band of Brothers DVD. I'll give you that.

What?

In your facebook photo, arent you making out/eating a band of brothers dvd case?

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #33 on:** February 17, 2007, 04:30:59 PM »

Its Oldboy, ya asshole!

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #34 on:** February 17, 2007, 04:31:22 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 17, 2007, 04:27:05 PM

Quote from: malek4980 on February 17, 2007, 04:17:41 PM
I drank an entire bottle of scotch during the last two nights. I didn't even have a hangover.

Let me guess, you drank them alone in your apartment/dorm/whatever they call it in Canada?

Bog

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #35 on:** February 17, 2007, 04:32:35 PM »

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #36 on:** February 17, 2007, 04:33:55 PM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on February 17, 2007, 04:32:35 PM

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Meh

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #37 on:** February 17, 2007, 04:35:23 PM »

Quote from: malek4980 on February 17, 2007, 04:31:22 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 17, 2007, 04:27:05 PM
Quote from: malek4980 on February 17, 2007, 04:17:41 PM
I drank an entire bottle of scotch during the last two nights. I didn't even have a hangover.

Let me guess, you drank them alone in your apartment/dorm/whatever they call it in Canada?
Bog

You need friends Malek

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #38 on:** February 17, 2007, 04:35:55 PM »

No, Oldboy is not meh. You shut your goddamned mouth!

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #39 on:** February 17, 2007, 04:36:39 PM »

How should I respond to this girl on facebook?

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #40 on:** February 17, 2007, 04:37:39 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 17, 2007, 04:36:39 PM

How should I respond to this girl on facebook?

You're asking for advice on how to respond to a chick who seems to like you?

You're more hopeless than PD, dude. Grow a fucking pair.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #41 on:** February 17, 2007, 04:39:16 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 17, 2007, 04:35:23 PM

Quote from: malek4980 on February 17, 2007, 04:31:22 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 17, 2007, 04:27:05 PM
Quote from: malek4980 on February 17, 2007, 04:17:41 PM
I drank an entire bottle of scotch during the last two nights. I didn't even have a hangover.

Let me guess, you drank them alone in your apartment/dorm/whatever they call it in Canada?
Bog

You need friends Malek

The three closest friends I have had at school have all dropped out. Two this semester.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #42 on:** February 17, 2007, 04:41:09 PM »

Quote from: malek4980 on February 17, 2007, 04:39:16 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 17, 2007, 04:35:23 PM
Quote from: malek4980 on February 17, 2007, 04:31:22 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 17, 2007, 04:27:05 PM
Quote from: malek4980 on February 17, 2007, 04:17:41 PM
I drank an entire bottle of scotch during the last two nights. I didn't even have a hangover.

Let me guess, you drank them alone in your apartment/dorm/whatever they call it in Canada?
Bog

You need friends Malek
The three closest friends I have had at school have all dropped out. Two this semester.

Why not move somewhere else and start anew?

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #43 on:** February 17, 2007, 04:41:56 PM »

Should I ask her if she wants to do something?

Vizzys · « **Reply #44 on:** February 17, 2007, 04:42:01 PM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on February 17, 2007, 04:35:55 PM

No, Oldboy is not meh. You shut your goddamned mouth!

Owned.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #45 on:** February 17, 2007, 04:42:27 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 17, 2007, 04:41:09 PM

Quote from: malek4980 on February 17, 2007, 04:39:16 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 17, 2007, 04:35:23 PM
Quote from: malek4980 on February 17, 2007, 04:31:22 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 17, 2007, 04:27:05 PM
Quote from: malek4980 on February 17, 2007, 04:17:41 PM
I drank an entire bottle of scotch during the last two nights. I didn't even have a hangover.

Let me guess, you drank them alone in your apartment/dorm/whatever they call it in Canada?
Bog

You need friends Malek
The three closest friends I have had at school have all dropped out. Two this semester.

Why not move somewhere else and start anew?

I have two months left.

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 17, 2007, 04:41:56 PM

Should I ask her if she wants to do something?

She would only want to do it with a man who can handle his booze.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #46 on:** February 17, 2007, 04:42:58 PM »

Quote from: Viz on February 17, 2007, 04:42:01 PM

Quote from: The Dark Shake on February 17, 2007, 04:35:55 PM
No, Oldboy is not meh. You shut your goddamned mouth!

Owned.

Huh?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #47 on:** February 17, 2007, 04:43:46 PM »

UM has a great law school Malek

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #48 on:** February 17, 2007, 04:44:21 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 17, 2007, 04:43:46 PM

UM has a great law school Malek

I'm sure the deadline has long since passed.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #49 on:** February 17, 2007, 04:50:20 PM »

I sent her a facebook message, "Come get some."

Wonder if that was too blunt.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #50 on:** February 17, 2007, 04:50:43 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 17, 2007, 04:50:20 PM

I sent her a facebook message, "Come get some." Wonder if that was too blunt.

You're a fucking moron, dude.

Shuri · « **Reply #51 on:** February 17, 2007, 04:53:20 PM »

livejournal.com

TVC15 · « **Reply #52 on:** February 17, 2007, 05:17:29 PM »

Dude, that bitch's camera is fucking sweet. Will you steal it for me?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #53 on:** February 17, 2007, 07:08:11 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 17, 2007, 05:17:29 PM

Dude, that bitch's camera is fucking sweet. Will you steal it for me?

So you can record yourself jerking off to rotten.com?

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #54 on:** February 17, 2007, 07:28:18 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 17, 2007, 05:17:29 PM

Dude, that bitch's camera is fucking sweet. Will you steal it for me?

I have a better one with more lenses.

TVC15 · « **Reply #55 on:** February 17, 2007, 07:44:54 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 17, 2007, 07:28:18 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 17, 2007, 05:17:29 PM
Dude, that bitch's camera is fucking sweet. Will you steal it for me?

I have a better one with more lenses.

I have a better one, too, but you can't fuck with the classics. What year is that one? Can't tell from the pic. Is it a recent one or one of the tasty old ones? Nikon film SLRs ftw.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #56 on:** February 17, 2007, 07:59:17 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 17, 2007, 07:44:54 PM

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 17, 2007, 07:28:18 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on February 17, 2007, 05:17:29 PM
Dude, that bitch's camera is fucking sweet. Will you steal it for me?

I have a better one with more lenses.

I have a better one, too, but you can't fuck with the classics. What year is that one? Can't tell from the pic. Is it a recent one or one of the tasty old ones? Nikon film SLRs ftw.

Mine is a Canon AE-1, I dont know what her is.

I have taken some good pictures in my day. In fact we should have a photography thread.

TVC15 · « **Reply #57 on:** February 17, 2007, 08:07:28 PM »

But the thing is FOC, I know I can't get you to give up your camera, whereas I know you can steal hers. You said she wants your dick. You can work something out. I want that camera for my collection. I need some Nikons and I have none.

{currently I am invested in canon stuff, too)

And from a quick check of prices, I could get your camera for under 50 bucks, hers, no.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #58 on:** February 17, 2007, 09:09:59 PM »

She just wrote me on facebook.

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oh the king cake -- yeah only a few people had some, so i still have a crap load of it. not sure what i'm going to do with it. you're more than welcome to it if you want.

don't worry about the picture frame. i'm going to take it to Michael's tomorrow just to get a new piece of glass -- this picture was untouched so it's all good. it was a good party. i'm glad you had fun. you didn't even try to get a raised price on the camera. haha.
you could have totally taken advantage -- i was pretty gone myself.

but yeah, you're more than welcome to the cake and you can always bring movies here. i'm probably going to do the same this weekend. talk to you soon!

This is what I said.

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Man, I don't know If I can finish that cake by myself though.

I rented 8 1/2 and Paths of Glory but they are due back on Monday. You interrested in watching either of those and helping me with that cake?

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #59 on:** February 17, 2007, 09:10:57 PM »

Yeah, 8 1/2 and Paths of Glory are real date movies.

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Author Topic: I made a complete fool of myself last night, Now this cute girl wants my nuts!! (Read 8629 times)