Author Topic: I made a complete fool of myself last night, Now this cute girl wants my nuts!! (Read 8630 times)

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #60 on:** February 17, 2007, 09:11:36 PM »

Shes a film student, so they are perfect date movies.

Mupepe · « **Reply #61 on:** February 17, 2007, 09:11:59 PM »

Shake, I love you, but fuck date movies. Find a girl that likes the same movies as you, that will spread her legs quicker than anything. If she likes those movies, FoC is totally in.

She seems to really like you, go for it, buddy.

TVC15 · « **Reply #62 on:** February 17, 2007, 09:13:07 PM »

Dude, you have to be making her message to you up. No girl ever says shit like "you could have totally taken advantage -- i was pretty gone myself."

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #63 on:** February 17, 2007, 09:13:36 PM »

FoC, fuck her, and then I will quit poking fun at your horrible social techniques.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #64 on:** February 17, 2007, 09:13:51 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 17, 2007, 09:13:07 PM

Dude, you have to be making her message to you up. No girl ever says shit like "you could have totally taken advantage -- i was pretty gone myself."

She was talking abouta film camera I am selling to her. Not Sex.

Mupepe · « **Reply #65 on:** February 17, 2007, 09:16:52 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 17, 2007, 09:13:51 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 17, 2007, 09:13:07 PM
Dude, you have to be making her message to you up. No girl ever says shit like "you could have totally taken advantage -- i was pretty gone myself."

She was talking abouta film camera I am selling to her. Not Sex.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #66 on:** February 17, 2007, 09:18:18 PM »

or was she?

Fuck :'(

But you know what, I drank soo much that I wouldnt have been able to have had sex. I didnt feel like moving at all I felt like I was going to die. I even slept with my head over the toilet seat for half an hour.

Mupepe · « **Reply #67 on:** February 17, 2007, 09:20:13 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 17, 2007, 09:18:18 PM

or was she?

Fuck :'(

But you know what, I drank soo much that I wouldnt have been able to have had sex. I didnt feel like moving at all I felt like I was going to die. I even slept with my head over the toilet seat for half an hour.

I reread and she was totally talking about the camera

TVC15 · « **Reply #68 on:** February 17, 2007, 09:21:38 PM »

Wait, what camera did you buy from her?

Mupepe · « **Reply #69 on:** February 17, 2007, 09:22:13 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 17, 2007, 09:21:38 PM

Wait, what camera did you buy from her?

I think he sold her one

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #70 on:** February 17, 2007, 09:23:08 PM »

She Just called me, she got the facebook message and now she really wants my nuts! Holy shit this girl does not play around.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #71 on:** February 17, 2007, 09:23:34 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 17, 2007, 09:21:38 PM

Wait, what camera did you buy from her?

I am selling a 16mm motion picture camera.

Mupepe · « **Reply #72 on:** February 17, 2007, 09:23:45 PM »

get laid jackass go tonight

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #73 on:** February 17, 2007, 09:24:16 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on February 17, 2007, 09:23:45 PM

get laid jackass go tonight

I told her tomorrow night. I still feel like shit and I don't want to seem desperate.

Mupepe · « **Reply #74 on:** February 17, 2007, 09:24:52 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 17, 2007, 09:24:16 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on February 17, 2007, 09:23:45 PM
get laid jackass go tonight

I told her tomorrow night. I still feel like shit and I don't want to seem desperate.

i dunno. strike while the iron is hot

aoi tsuki · « **Reply #75 on:** February 17, 2007, 11:42:11 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on February 17, 2007, 09:24:52 PM

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 17, 2007, 09:24:16 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on February 17, 2007, 09:23:45 PM
get laid jackass go tonight

I told her tomorrow night. I still feel like shit and I don't want to seem desperate.
i dunno. strike while the iron is hot

Seriously. It's one thing to fuck around and make her wait for you to call for the first date, but if she wants to fuck, you don't turn that down. Call her back, tell her you feel like shit, and you'll come over if she's got something that'll make you feel better.

And that camera looks like a Nikon FE/EL2/FM. Can't really be sure which but the body style looks like one of those late 70's models. Looks like she's got a remote too.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #76 on:** February 18, 2007, 12:06:28 AM »

I'm not thinking about it cause if i do i'll just get nervous.

Also, why does she have to be best friends with the other girl. $:-\$

makaveli · « **Reply #77 on:** February 18, 2007, 12:22:38 AM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 18, 2007, 12:06:28 AM

I don't know if she wanted to fuck or what. I'm not thinking about it cause if i do i'll just get nervous.

Also, why does she have to be best friends with the other girl, who i am practically in love with. $:-\$

thats a good thing

aoi tsuki · « **Reply #78 on:** February 18, 2007, 12:24:25 AM »

i only skimmed this thread but you went to the girl's house, got pissed, fucked up a photo, and passed out on the floor while she slept on the bed in the same room... and she still wants to talk to you? You sure as fuck weren't thinking about not fucking up then, and it got you this far. You're thinking you way out of pussy.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #79 on:** February 18, 2007, 12:25:32 AM »

Re read the thread. Thats not what happened at all.

Shuri · « **Reply #80 on:** February 18, 2007, 12:25:51 AM »

having sex with her best friend will probably ruin any chance with her.

aoi tsuki · « **Reply #81 on:** February 18, 2007, 12:30:01 AM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 18, 2007, 12:25:32 AM

Re read the thread. Thats not what happened at all.

Ahh nevermind then. i'm pretty hungover and ready for bed. Best of luck with your situation.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #82 on:** February 18, 2007, 12:31:27 AM »

Quote from: Shuri on February 18, 2007, 12:25:51 AM

having sex with her best friend will probably ruin any chance with her.

$:-\$

Whatever happens, happens. The other girl had her chance.

BlackMage · « **Reply #83 on:** February 18, 2007, 06:22:39 AM »

damn boy, just have sex with something. youll feel better.

Boogie · « **Reply #84 on:** February 18, 2007, 12:07:31 PM »

From:

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 17, 2007, 09:23:08 PM

She Just called me, she got the facebook message and now she really wants my nuts! Holy shit this girl does not play around.

To:

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 18, 2007, 12:06:28 AM

I don't know if she wanted to fuck or what. I'm not thinking about it cause if i do i'll just get nervous.

What did she say on the phone?

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #85 on:** February 18, 2007, 12:09:38 PM »

After I said

"Man, I don't know If I can finish that cake by myself though.

I rented 8 1/2 and Paths of Glory but they are due back on Monday. You interrested in watching either of those and helping me with that cake?"

She called me 10 minutes later and said that sounds great. So tonight we're gonan watch a movie.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #86 on:** February 18, 2007, 12:16:37 PM »

You'll find a way to fuck this up, probably.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #87 on:** February 18, 2007, 12:17:15 PM »

Quote from: Willco on February 18, 2007, 12:16:37 PM

You'll find a way to fuck this up, probably.

Yea probably.

Boogie · « **Reply #88 on:** February 18, 2007, 12:18:02 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 18, 2007, 12:09:38 PM

She called me 10 minutes later and said that sounds great. So tonight we're gonan watch a movie.

oh yeah, wants your nuts. Totally.

You're not prone to bullshit hyperbole at all.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #89 on:** February 18, 2007, 12:22:22 PM »

If I say to a girl "How about you help me finish this cake and watch a movie with me, and then she calls me 10 minutes later," what the hell do you think that means? Lets not forget how touchy feely she was at the party. I'm telling you. I'm in. Don't be jealous boogie, i'll tell you all the details afterwords.

Boogie · « **Reply #90 on:** February 18, 2007, 12:37:20 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 18, 2007, 12:22:22 PM

Don't be jealous boogie, i'll tell you all the details afterwords.

oh, FoC, I shouldn't crush your comfortable little worldview, so I'll keep letting you think I'm more hopeless than women with you.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #91 on:** February 18, 2007, 12:44:38 PM »

Quote from: Boogie on February 18, 2007, 12:37:20 PM

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 18, 2007, 12:22:22 PM
Don't be jealous boogie, i'll tell you all the details afterwords.

oh, FoC, I shouldn't crush your comfortable little worldview, so I'll keep letting you think I'm more hopeless than women with you.

If you say so boogie. Say wasnt this you.

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Boogie · « **Reply #92 on:** February 18, 2007, 12:47:05 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 18, 2007, 12:44:38 PM

Quote from: Boogie on February 18, 2007, 12:37:20 PM
Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 18, 2007, 12:22:22 PM
Don't be jealous boogie, i'll tell you all the details afterwords.

oh, FoC, I shouldn't crush your comfortable little worldview, so I'll keep letting you think I'm more hopeless than women with you.

If you say so boogie. Say wasnt this you.

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No. This was me:

Quote from: Boogie on February 14, 2007, 12:03:47 PM

Making dinner, complete with candlelight, then a campus musical production called "Nine". Don't know anything about it, but the posters look sexy. There will also be feeding of Godiva liqueur truffles. Whipped cream may also be involved, but that's just a rumour at this point.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #93 on:** February 18, 2007, 12:47:47 PM »

I don't get it, you're making dinner for yourself?

I'm just yanking your chain Boogie, You know I love you.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #94 on:** February 18, 2007, 08:33:15 PM »

Should I suggest Orgazmo for the movie tonight?

It's a comedy and I ehrd comedies make great date movies.

TVC15 · « **Reply #95 on:** February 18, 2007, 08:45:02 PM »

Yes, Orgazmo is totally a movie you can count on a chick enjoying. Why not skip the foreplay and go right to watching Pink Flamingos?

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #96 on:** February 18, 2007, 08:46:49 PM »

Orgazmo is the kind of movie you watch with your buddies while you're shitfaced. Not with a chick you're trying to bone.

Mupepe · « **Reply #97 on:** February 18, 2007, 08:54:09 PM »

Not to mention, never try to use comedies. What people find funny is so subjective that you're more inclined to fuck it up than anything. there's nothing worse than watching a movie and you're laughing your ass off while the person next to you is thinking "this is the dumbest thing ever."

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #98 on:** February 18, 2007, 08:59:34 PM »

She called and suggestd Chinatown.

I was like, Uh how about Paths of Glory

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #99 on:** February 18, 2007, 09:00:43 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 18, 2007, 08:59:34 PM

She called and suggestd Chinatown.

I was like, Uh how about Paths of Glory

Chinatown > Paths of Boring

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #100 on:** February 18, 2007, 09:01:21 PM »

I can gurnatee its not as boring as Chinatown.

TVC15 · « **Reply #101 on:** February 18, 2007, 09:13:57 PM »

Haha, the chick has better taste than you! Your irrational Chinatown hate has bitten you in the dick!

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #102 on:** February 18, 2007, 09:14:47 PM »

Yeah, this chick seems to good for you, dude.

makaveli · « **Reply #103 on:** February 18, 2007, 09:31:01 PM »

watch 2pac thug angel

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #104 on:** February 19, 2007, 08:34:08 AM »

We watched the Proposition. Thats the short version

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #105 on:** February 19, 2007, 08:49:40 AM »

did she get off? if not you owe her.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #106 on:** February 19, 2007, 08:50:16 AM »

I love how people get in situations like these and fuck them up.

I wish I would have situations like these. I wouldn't do so.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #107 on:** February 19, 2007, 12:19:15 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 19, 2007, 08:34:08 AM

We watched the Proposition. I got a handjob and lots of tits. Thats the short version

Lies.

Beezy · « **Reply #108 on:** February 19, 2007, 12:32:23 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 19, 2007, 08:34:08 AM

We watched the Proposition. I got a handjob and lots of tits. Thats the short version

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #109 on:** February 19, 2007, 12:33:18 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 19, 2007, 08:34:08 AM

We watched the Proposition. I got a handjob and lots of tits. Thats the short version

I bet you didn't even cum

TVC15 · « **Reply #110 on:** February 19, 2007, 12:34:57 PM »

How was The Proposition?

<---- This guy wrote it.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #111 on:** February 19, 2007, 12:35:51 PM »

Isn't it a western movie?

TVC15 · « **Reply #112 on:** February 19, 2007, 12:39:19 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 19, 2007, 12:35:51 PM

Isn't it a western movie?

It's a "western" that takes place in Australia.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #113 on:** February 19, 2007, 03:47:58 PM »

It was a decent movie.

Mupepe · « **Reply #114 on:** February 19, 2007, 03:50:34 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 19, 2007, 03:47:58 PM

It was a decent movie.

Did you cum or not?

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #115 on:** February 19, 2007, 03:52:02 PM »

She had her hand all over my dick, of course. But it did take a while.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #116 on:** February 19, 2007, 03:55:56 PM »

I'll believe that when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbert

Mupepe · « **Reply #117 on:** February 19, 2007, 03:57:36 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 19, 2007, 03:52:02 PM

She had her hand all over my dick, of course. But it did take a while.

What kind of bra was she wearing??

Was it a super padded armor bra or a soft barely there bra?

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #118 on:** February 19, 2007, 03:58:22 PM »

It was beige and had hearts and stuff. She really liked it when I would bite her nipples.

Quote

Was it a super padded armor bra or a soft barely there bra?

Somewhere inbetween I think.

Mupepe · « **Reply #119 on:** February 19, 2007, 03:59:35 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 19, 2007, 03:58:22 PM

It was beige and had hearts and stuff. She really liked it when I would bite her nipples.

rawr. did you finger her??

If you did, how does she mow the lawn? Does she tear up the earth or does she keep a pasture? Yum.

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Author Topic: I made a complete fool of myself last night, Now this cute girl wants my nuts!! (Read 8630 times)