Author Topic: i am sick and have insomnia. amuse me with tales of your shamelessness. (Read 894 times)

Vizzys · « **Reply #1 on:** February 18, 2007, 03:02:54 AM »

I ate a puppy once.

Mupepe · « **Reply #2 on:** February 18, 2007, 03:06:15 AM »

I just shocked myself

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #3 on:** February 18, 2007, 03:07:27 AM »

I would but I am shameful, and as such have no tales to share.

I could share some stories of debauchery?

Mupepe · « **Reply #4 on:** February 18, 2007, 03:08:27 AM »

Quote from: DJ_Tet on February 18, 2007, 03:07:27 AM

I would but I am shameful, and as such have no tales to share.

I could share some stories of debauchery?

Please do.

Beezy · « **Reply #5 on:** February 18, 2007, 03:09:12 AM »

I have no tales, but I do have a funny gif!

VALIS · « **Reply #6 on:** February 18, 2007, 03:13:02 AM »

I wouldn't know where to begin.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #7 on:** February 18, 2007, 03:14:10 AM »

Today's my birthday

bagofeyes · « **Reply #8 on:** February 18, 2007, 03:16:06 AM »

Everyones getting sick recently. Ive had the flu twice in 2 months $:-\$

Mondain · « **Reply #9 on:** February 18, 2007, 03:16:28 AM »

I've begun playing Panzer Dragoon Saga and so far think that while it was a good achievement in 1998, now it stinks and it's been totally overhyped by fervent Sega maniacs having paid 150 bucks on Ebay for the thang

Bacon · « **Reply #10 on:** February 18, 2007, 03:16:54 AM »

I haven't been sick in like five years.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #11 on:** February 18, 2007, 03:17:25 AM »

that's because you have no social contact

Bacon · « **Reply #12 on:** February 18, 2007, 03:19:25 AM »

Which clearly has its advantages.

VALIS · « **Reply #13 on:** February 18, 2007, 03:26:06 AM »

I met a chick at a NYC bar one night many years ago, we were both screaming drunk, went back to her apartment and smoked angel dust, then she took her clothes off and I freaked when I saw sores all over her body, but I did her anyway because I was being all Hemingway macho.

Two days later when I sobered up, I literally sprinted to the hospital for a test.

Mupepe · « **Reply #14 on:** February 18, 2007, 03:26:46 AM »

That's awesome Valis.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #15 on:** February 18, 2007, 03:29:35 AM »

My cold moved to my sinuses and chest. I was planning to do stuff tomorrow but at this rate lol.

Cold: 1
MAF: 0

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #16 on:** February 18, 2007, 03:30:23 AM »

bronchial infection.

not a future i look forward too.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #17 on:** February 18, 2007, 03:33:15 AM »

A few days ago, I sung Bridge Over Trouble Water really loud in my dorm room. And I almost cried. There were spectators.

Can't get more shameless than that.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #18 on:** February 18, 2007, 03:36:07 AM »

Wow you guys must dress horribly in cold weather. Seems like every month someone is sick $:-\$

How cold is it in Seattle? I'd be surprised if it's nearly as cold as it is here in Michigan/east coast

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #19 on:** February 18, 2007, 03:37:26 AM »

I dunno some sick bug is sweeping through the area, I had the lady at the liquor store bitching about it, a dude at starbucks, its everywhere and its a particularly nasty sinus bug once its past the sore throat stage.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #20 on:** February 18, 2007, 03:38:54 AM »

Thank god my immune system is nigh impregnable. The funny thing is I haven't had any OJ in months, and I don't have any medicine in my house outside of Motrine, which I like to take everyday for no particular reason.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #21 on:** February 18, 2007, 03:40:18 AM »

When I worked retail is was rarely a problem, now im not exposed to as much at work and its letting SICK in.

I take claritin daily for my constant allergies, but even it cant stave off this shit. I dont LIKE using benadryl anymore but desperate times n all that.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #22 on:** February 18, 2007, 03:43:47 AM »

One thing I need to work on is my habit of putting my fingers in my mouth. Like, biting my nails while in public. Not because it looks dumb, but because your hands wind up touching a lot of dirty stuff in public, and putting them in your mouth isn't a great idea. I also tend to rub my pubescant beard/hold my chin while in class when listening to lectures. It makes me look badass but puts me in danger of getting more germs ugh. I'll probably never stop though.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #23 on:** February 18, 2007, 03:47:59 AM »

I ate 8 hard-boiled eggs last night and drank a 2 liter of diet pepsi and puked all of today every time I tried to stand up for more then 20 seconds. Slept all day but got better around 9:00. I've eaten a bunch of hard-boiled eggs a lot of times but the 2 liter of diet pepsi was probably stupid.

Mondain · « **Reply #24 on:** February 18, 2007, 04:17:58 AM »

urgh it's cold outside and it just snowed for a couple hours, but now it's becoming strangely warm inside and it makes me feel nauseated... it makes my intestines hurt too, gotta take a hot shower and grab some Maalox...

goddammit it hurts like fuck as of now, hopefully it won't last too long

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #25 on:** February 18, 2007, 04:21:05 AM »

Quote from: Beezy on February 18, 2007, 03:09:12 AM

I have no tales, but I do have a funny gif!

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Mondain · « **Reply #26 on:** February 18, 2007, 05:41:23 AM »

yeah it's finally over

phew what relief

Polari · « **Reply #27 on:** February 18, 2007, 05:49:07 AM »

I'm drunk on a Sunday night because otherwise it's going to be a long time until I manage to get to sleep. This isn't a tale of shamelessness, just a pro-tip.

Yeti · « **Reply #28 on:** February 18, 2007, 02:46:33 PM »

I just puked all over my bathtub.

It was because I was already occupying the toilet with my other end. $:-\$

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Author Topic: i am sick and have insomnia. amuse me with tales of your shamelessness. (Read 894 times)