Tingle Tingle Tingle, I made you out of clay. Tingle Tingle Tingle, your character's pretty gay.
Holy crap dude. I get off work in 40 minutes. I'm going home and passing out. There might be some bologna bopping going on first though 

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I don't even know what that means.
You've never seen National Lampoon's Vacation?
In case you haven't, they take a trip and stop to visit their cousins in Arizona. These are gigantic bassackwards rednecks. The boys from each family are talking and he's like "I've got a stack of nudie books this high."
So they cut to them reading them in the room. The kid on vacation is like "Wow, this is great. Can I have one?"
"Shit no! I cherish them. And I use them a lot."
"How do you use a magazine."
"This guy taught me something really neat last year..."
"What is it?"
"You ever bop your bologna?"
<shifty eyes>