Okay, first semester I was out partying/clubbing damn near every night of the week. It was fun sure, but I eventually ended up beating up or ditching the college buddies I had and my friends stopped comming back here from their campuses. Plus, my class and work schedule don't leave much time for me to actually hang out with people during the day. Only my nights are free. But it's so cold here that I don't even really bother to go out much. So second semester has been significantly slower.
A few nights ago was the first night I go clubbing in god knows how long. The place was supposed to be free cover, but of course, they ended up charging my ass for entry anyway. Bitches...
On top of being charged for entry, my favorite jeans get torn wide open at the crotch when I jumped on this one stage. Sure, they were from when I was broke and they only cost me like 20 bucks, but still... they were one of my favorites. I was so heated. I tried dancing, but like I stated earlier, I always go commando, so I thought it was kinda weird actually rubbing my dick all over these chicks. Actually everything was going great until this one chick dipped it low and saw that 9 inches of raw cock was stairing her in the face. She kinda was like and bolted.
Getting hit up with an indecent exposure charge isn't ballin, so I had to leave. I had to sober up before driving home... so I stayed. I ended up just tucking my dick in my belt loop so it wouldn't dangle. I danced with a few more chicks, but it wasn't pleasant. When I tucked my dick into my belt loop I left my balls exposed. So now when I'm grindin these broads my balls are getting jobbed.
Eventually I figured it was time to leave. I was seeing straight and my pimp hand was steady. But once I got outside that cold air hit my cock and balls. I about died. The drive home was unpleasant as I could probably still show on the meter. I was pretty nervous. But yeah, I did fine. Drove past two cops no problem.
That's the second time I've been out this week and the second time I've had to buy something to replace something I lost/fucked up when I was drunk. Shit.
But yeah... if anyone knows of any nice, stylish, lightwash bootcut jeans that I could buy that would be great. The cheaper, the better.
