Last week, my friend recommended me Elder Scrolls: Oblivion. I am a really big RPG fan but I wasn't willing to spend $60. I logged on IGN, and was thrilled to see Oblivion was given a 9.3. That night, I took the $20 I needed to pay for Oblibion from my moms purse, drove to Best Buys and bought it. I got home and excitedly opened the package, taking in the new-game scent with my nostrils.
I noticed the elderscrolls website name on the box, and as I am a big fan of Internet Forums, I signed up on the elderscrolls forums. After browsing around, I noticed a bulletin posted stating that there was a new mod that let's you LOOT womens clothing and have a look at their goodies. I hastily downloaded this mod and installed Oblivion.
I clicked the Oblivion avatar and to my delight, the opening music to this game was so mystical and enchanting I almost came on the spot.
After starting my game, I turned on God Mode and made my way out of the sewers. I was then in a town, a town with people walking around, bushes swaying, it just seemed so realistic. That's when I noticed how many beautiful NPC women were wondering around and I quickly remembered the mod I downloaded.
I walked up to 2 unsuspecting women, and proceeded to punch them with my Light Gauntlets. They tried to run away, but I whipped out my Daedric sword and turned them into chopped liver. I then dragged the 2 women into an empty house, pressed the Loot button and removed their clothes. I was in awe when those sweet tangerines where swaying about as I grabbed the women, and placed them in suggestive positions. All the while, my penis was rock-hard.
I locked my door, and got my trusty box of tissues out from under the bed. I've never had the pleasure of having women do what I want, when I want. With 1 hand I moved the mouse, grabbing the women and making them bob their heads into each others clits while my other hand did all the dirty work.
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