Author Topic: what was the shittiest assignment you've ever had? (Read 1839 times)

xnikki118x · « **on:** February 20, 2007, 02:52:26 AM »

I'm working on a paper right now. It just might be the worst assignment I've ever had. This paper must answer the following question: "What does it mean to have faith in Jesus Christ?"

It's not that hard I guess, but dammit it's ridiculous. Really. BAH.

Discuss.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #1 on:** February 20, 2007, 02:54:01 AM »

What class is that for?

bagofeyes · « **Reply #2 on:** February 20, 2007, 02:55:49 AM »

Not really an assignment, but I remember having to bring in my own poo sample for a health test at work $:-\$

Beezy · « **Reply #3 on:** February 20, 2007, 02:57:59 AM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 20, 2007, 02:54:01 AM

What class is that for?

Sounds like distinguished mentally-challenged ass theology. I fucking hate these required college courses.

Bacon · « **Reply #4 on:** February 20, 2007, 03:00:00 AM »

That sounds easy.

xnikki118x · « **Reply #5 on:** February 20, 2007, 03:03:59 AM »

Theology and the Human Experience. It's writing intensive, and this is the second of five papers for the course. I'd rather take tests.

bagofeyes · « **Reply #6 on:** February 20, 2007, 03:05:43 AM »

papers > tests

I used to be good at writing papers when I was in university. I would just do them all on the night before they were due and just crank them out in an hour.

xnikki118x · « **Reply #7 on:** February 20, 2007, 03:11:00 AM »

Haha this one's due at 11am romorrow, bagofeyes. Looks like we're on the same wavelength, except tests > papers.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #8 on:** February 20, 2007, 10:20:29 AM »

Ethnographic study research paper in an advanced English class a few years ago. Basically we had to place ourself within a certain group or organization we didn't agree with for a couple weeks and learn about them. I was lucky enough to get into a NBPP meeting downtown only to get a gun waved in my face. Good times.

At least I got an A

Tauntaun · « **Reply #9 on:** February 20, 2007, 10:22:51 AM »

Quote from: bagofeyes on February 20, 2007, 02:55:49 AM

Not really an assignment, but I remember having to bring in my own poo sample for a health test at work $:-\$

Nice!

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #10 on:** February 20, 2007, 10:27:06 AM »

Just last week I had an assignment where I had to label cities and towns on a map as in the same shit everyone did in grade 6. I'm in grade 12.

Our whole english 30 A is bullshit, its trying to teach people to be patriotic to Canada, wtf is this shit.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #11 on:** February 20, 2007, 10:30:36 AM »

One time I had to write a paper about the wii.

Oh wait that was FoC.

By the way

TESTS>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> THE LSAT>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ESSAYS>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> PHILOSPHY PAPERS

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #12 on:** February 20, 2007, 10:36:10 AM »

Got my accounting test back today. Damn...

$:-\$

Tauntaun · « **Reply #13 on:** February 20, 2007, 10:36:29 AM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 20, 2007, 10:27:06 AM

Just last week I had an assignment where I had to label cities and towns on a map as in the same shit everyone did in grade 6. I'm in grade 12.

Our whole english 30 A is bullshit, its trying to teach people to be patriotic to Canada, wtf is this shit.

You guys are preparing to invade but don't worry the citizens of NY will stop your army cold.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Do you guys even have an army or do you like, draw straws when it's time to fight?

---1944, June 1st---
"Yo eh, it's aboot time we got ready for invading Europe."
"Oh ya eh, we'll show that Hitler what we're made of."
"So who's gonna go eh?"
"Oh ya, I don't know eh, you want to draw straws again?"
"OH YA YA sure eh, best way around it."
*draw straws*
"Ok, you all are the newest Canadian regiment, go kick some ass eh."
"They'll know what we're aboot."
"YA eh"
"Ya eh"
"Ya eh"

[close]

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #14 on:** February 20, 2007, 10:40:51 AM »

Quote from: Tauntaun on February 20, 2007, 10:36:29 AM

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 20, 2007, 10:27:06 AM
Just last week I had an assignment where I had to label cities and towns on a map as in the same shit everyone did in grade 6. I'm in grade 12.

Our whole english 30 A is bullshit, its trying to teach people to be patriotic to Canada, wtf is this shit.

You guys are preparing to invade but don't worry the citizens of NY will stop your army cold.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Do you guys even have an army or do you like, draw straws when it's time to fight?

---1944, June 1st---
"Yo eh, it's aboot time we got ready for invading Europe."
"Oh ya eh, we'll show that Hitler what we're made of."
"So who's gonna go eh?"
"Oh ya, I don't know eh, you want to draw straws again?"
"OH YA YA sure eh, best way around it."
*draw straws*
"Ok, you all are the newest Canadian regiment, go kick some ass eh."
"They'll know what we're aboot."
"YA eh"
"Ya eh"
"Ya eh"
[close]

Two words: Juno Beach!...and ummmm...I think we dicked around in Italy for a while too.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #15 on:** February 20, 2007, 10:47:55 AM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 20, 2007, 10:40:51 AM

Two words: Juno Beach!...and ummmm...I think we dicked around in Italy for a while too.

I know, I was just joking. There might have been a regiment or more in Italy I'll have to look that up later.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #16 on:** February 20, 2007, 10:50:12 AM »

Quote from: Tauntaun on February 20, 2007, 10:47:55 AM

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 20, 2007, 10:40:51 AM
Two words: Juno Beach!...and ummmm...I think we dicked around in Italy for a while too.

I know, I was just joking. There might have been a regiment or more in Italy I'll have to look that up later.

I know btw I added you to aim.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #17 on:** February 20, 2007, 10:53:15 AM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 20, 2007, 10:50:12 AM

Quote from: Tauntaun on February 20, 2007, 10:47:55 AM
Quote from: Father_Mike on February 20, 2007, 10:40:51 AM
Two words: Juno Beach!...and ummmm...I think we dicked around in Italy for a while too.

I know, I was just joking. There might have been a regiment or more in Italy I'll have to look that up later.

I know btw I added you to aim.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #18 on:** February 20, 2007, 10:55:18 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 20, 2007, 10:36:10 AM

Got my accounting test back today. Damn...

$:-\$

So far I'm having my best semester ever.
100% Phil of knowledge
98% Intro psych II
90% Hegel
78% logic II (best average in the class)
no mark yet Ontology

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #19 on:** February 20, 2007, 11:09:23 AM »

Quote from: malek4980 on February 20, 2007, 10:55:18 AM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 20, 2007, 10:36:10 AM
Got my accounting test back today. Damn...

$:-\$
So far I'm having my best semester ever.
100% Phil of knowledge
98% Intro psych II
90% Hegel
78% logic II (best average in the class)
no mark yet Ontology

$:-\$

I need to study more. A lot more. Actually, I just need to study period.

Got a math test at 12:30 today but I'm not worried about it at all. My law test is on Thursday though

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #20 on:** February 20, 2007, 11:19:23 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 20, 2007, 11:09:23 AM

Quote from: malek4980 on February 20, 2007, 10:55:18 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 20, 2007, 10:36:10 AM
Got my accounting test back today. Damn...

$:-\$
So far I'm having my best semester ever.
100% Phil of knowledge
98% Intro psych II
90% Hegel
78% logic II (best average in the class)
no mark yet Ontology

$:-\$

I need to study more. A lot more. Actually, I just need to study period.

Got a math test at 12:30 today but I'm not worried about it at all. My law test is on Thursday though

I don't study much. For example I barely went to psych class and didn't open up my psych text book until the day before the exam. And since I had bronchitis I didn't really get much studying done. However I know how to study and I have a pretty good short term memory.

Mind you I probably put in 200 hours of studying for the LSAT, if not more. And I only improved about 5 points in my practice tests.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #21 on:** February 20, 2007, 11:19:42 AM »

I once wrote a 12 page paper about the Nintendo Wii. It had 17 sources.

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Flannel Boy · « **Reply #22 on:** February 20, 2007, 11:22:09 AM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 20, 2007, 11:19:42 AM

I once wrote a 12 page paper about the Nintendo Wii. It had 17 sources.

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Dude, Crazy bearded. "Wii roxxerz." Go Nintendo. 12 Dec 2006. Go Nintendo . 19 Dec 2006 <http://gonintendo.com>.

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