View my latest piece of art: "America"

[TVC15]

I welded the corpse of a woman to a busted up refrigerator.  Then I shot her in the face a few times and beat her about the crotch with a crowbar, hence the name, "America."  I am enjoying the new political direction my work is moving into.

[Bloodwake]

wow.

[Van Cruncheon]

deep! your statement moves me to urinate.

[Tauntaun]

So we American's like to bloody a woman's crotch and then smash her face in?  Interesting.

[Van Cruncheon]

dude, we like to do that metaphorically. learn to appreciate art!

[TVC15]

I call this one "The Last Beastie Boys Album."  I toiled on it for near minutes:

[Robo]

Where is her lesbian companion?  There is an angle here I feel is unexplored.  B+ for moderate effort.

[Tauntaun]

dude, we like to do that metaphorically. learn to appreciate art!

idk man, sometimes when the wife is bringing the beef and I have had a long day, bloodin up that vag is the only option.  you know, you're a married man yourself.  sometimes you gotta blood the vag. 

[TVC15]

Where is her lesbian companion?  There is an angle here I feel is unexplored.  B+ for moderate effort.

Homosexuality is not welcome in America.

[ToxicAdam]

I feel like I am on the cutting edge of avant garde dystopia.

I don't even know what that means, but you can use it in your portfolio.

[Cheebs]

I want garry's mod but I don't want to pay $10.

[TVC15]

This might be my undeniable masterpiece.  I call it "The Race Problem."



This piece is an attempt to metaphorically illustrate the complicated connections between women and black people, and how our American society responds to this social construct.  Our culture crucifies the black man and shoots him repeatedly in the sensitive organs with a shotgun, all while our women long for that most forbidden of fruits:  the footlong length of pepperoni. 

The white paint behind the black man represents his sexual virility.  The white paint on the side represents where I accidentally clicked and couldn't figure out how to remove the paint.

Also, Garry's Mod 9 is still free.  10 is the shit, though.

[The Fake Shemp]

Did Gordon tap that yet?

[TVC15]

No.  I can't find the Gordon model (there might not be one), so I can't make fantasies come true.

[Himu]

What the fuck is this?

Is this from HL2 ep 1?

[CajoleJuice]

I want garry's mod but I don't want to pay $10.

Wait, it costs money now?

[Vizzys]

I want garry's mod but I don't want to pay $10.

version 9 is free.

google half life 2 filefront

they have it.