Author Topic: Women: Nature's venus fly traps of grossness and goo (Read 1576 times)

TVC15 · « **on:** February 21, 2007, 01:40:07 AM »

So women are generally prettier to look at under normal, clothed circumstances, and guys are somewhat less so. Yet when the pants are pulled down, another story is told. Women have the most grotesque genitals imaginable, reminiscent of some sort of parasitic science fiction monster. Men have dicks, which aren't the most graceful things, but at least they don't resemble the motherfucking sarlac pit.

Discus: Women have hideous, grotesque genitals in order to compensate for looking purty. Men have meh genitals to complement being meh looking overall.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #1 on:** February 21, 2007, 01:41:02 AM »

The only cock i want to ever see is mine.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #2 on:** February 21, 2007, 01:42:01 AM »

I don't know what to say to this, so here's a purrty emoticon:

TVC15 · « **Reply #3 on:** February 21, 2007, 01:43:14 AM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 21, 2007, 01:41:02 AM

The only cock i want to ever see is mine.

So quick to visit Boba in the sarlac pit, aren't you? Don't get caught on the teeth. Or the dentata. Or the razor blades.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #4 on:** February 21, 2007, 01:43:52 AM »

Better than a cock in butt.

Nick · « **Reply #5 on:** February 21, 2007, 01:44:14 AM »

I have been seriously considering having sex with a girl sometime in the near future; see if I enjoy it at all.

Of course, a thread will follow.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #6 on:** February 21, 2007, 01:44:32 AM »

Sex with humans is overrated.

TVC15 · « **Reply #7 on:** February 21, 2007, 01:45:48 AM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 21, 2007, 01:43:52 AM

Better than a cock in butt.

Actually, not at all.

aoi tsuki · « **Reply #8 on:** February 21, 2007, 01:54:10 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 21, 2007, 01:40:07 AM

Women have the most grotesque genitals imaginable, reminiscent of some sort of parasitic science fiction monster.

It would be pretty awesome to have sex with a sci-fi monster with a parasitic vagina, as long as a)the rest of her was a hot chick, b)she was warm and gooey and it didn't hurt, c)i didn't have to go down on her venomous vag.

warcock · « **Reply #9 on:** February 21, 2007, 01:55:46 AM »

Nick reminds me of Sam Well(what what in the butt). Im sure he is sam well, he has to be.

Yeti · « **Reply #10 on:** February 21, 2007, 08:56:52 AM »

you honestly think that scrotums are better looking than labia?

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #11 on:** February 21, 2007, 08:58:41 AM »

FoC, you say your not gay but you home into every single gay related thread created

Bacon · « **Reply #12 on:** February 21, 2007, 08:59:18 AM »

Some vaginas look nicer than others.

Mupepe · « **Reply #13 on:** February 21, 2007, 09:07:39 AM »

Quote from: Bacon on February 21, 2007, 08:59:18 AM

Some vaginas look nicer than others.

Pretty much.

It's kind of like how some guys have small dicks and some guys have huge donkey dicks. Some women have nice perfect pussy lips with a nice small clit. Some women have fucking flapping vaginas that look like they've been hung out a car window at 90mph.

littlemathletics · « **Reply #14 on:** February 21, 2007, 09:31:53 AM »

And then there's the whole giant clit thing, which is, to be totally honest, entirely too weird.

tiesto · « **Reply #15 on:** February 21, 2007, 09:32:57 AM »

I'm not a fan of beef curtains.

Mupepe · « **Reply #16 on:** February 21, 2007, 09:36:29 AM »

Quote from: littlemathletics on February 21, 2007, 09:31:53 AM

And then there's the whole giant clit thing, which is, to be totally honest, entirely too weird.

Oh god, I think giant clits are disgusting. I don't see how some guys actually get turned on by that. If you're eating her out, you're sucking on a tiny dick or having one flap around your nose.

APF · « **Reply #17 on:** February 21, 2007, 10:27:00 AM »

I like vaginas; if people just refused to have sex with things that looked gross I'd never have gotten laid.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #18 on:** February 21, 2007, 12:00:30 PM »

This video is so nasty it has made me consider batting for the other team (after a couple minutes of gay porn I had to leave that team too). I'm serious: this is the ugliest, nastiest vagina recorded in human history

NSFW

NSFW

spoiler (click to show/hide)

http://youporn.com/watch/10278

[close]

Bloodwake · « **Reply #19 on:** February 21, 2007, 12:12:42 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 21, 2007, 12:00:30 PM

This video is so nasty it has made me consider batting for the other team (after a couple minutes of gay porn I had to leave that team too). I'm serious: this is the ugliest, nastiest vagina recorded in human history

NSFW

NSFW
spoiler (click to show/hide)
http://youporn.com/watch/10278
[close]

Wow, that's pretty damn nasty.

TVC15 · « **Reply #20 on:** February 21, 2007, 12:49:41 PM »

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #21 on:** February 21, 2007, 05:56:52 PM »

The prospect of seeing that one day is NOT comforting.

BlackMage · « **Reply #22 on:** February 21, 2007, 06:05:37 PM »

aghh dont watch that while eating a turkey sandwich

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #23 on:** February 21, 2007, 06:12:21 PM »

Porn has truly ruined my appetite.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #24 on:** February 21, 2007, 06:16:45 PM »

Oh god :sick

Vizzys · « **Reply #25 on:** February 21, 2007, 06:20:05 PM »

wow um well err gross

I coughed up a cheez-it

etiolate · « **Reply #26 on:** February 21, 2007, 06:58:48 PM »

Quote from: Bacon on February 21, 2007, 08:59:18 AM

Some vaginas look nicer than others.

truth

There is pretty in pink.

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Author Topic: Women: Nature's venus fly traps of grossness and goo (Read 1576 times)