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TVC15

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Who wants to bet that FoC sticks it in the wrong hole when he stuffs his whore?
« on: February 21, 2007, 11:59:39 PM »
I think there is a strong possibility of either this or of some other horrible disaster.  Maybe he smells her and pukes or something.  Maybe she has a 4 inch clit and makes FoC gay.
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Re: Who wants to bet that FoC sticks it in the wrong hole when he stuffs his who
« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2007, 12:00:16 AM »
How do we know she doesn't have a cock?
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Re: Who wants to bet that FoC sticks it in the wrong hole when he stuffs his whore?
« Reply #2 on: February 22, 2007, 12:01:25 AM »
Quote from: TVC 15 on February 21, 2007, 11:59:39 PM
I think there is a strong possibility of either this or of some other horrible disaster.  Maybe he smells her and pukes or something.  Maybe she has a 4 inch clit and makes FoC gay.

that was my joke thread on gaf  :lol :lol

Oh the irony if that actually happened.
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Re: Who wants to bet that FoC sticks it in the wrong hole when he stuffs his whore?
« Reply #3 on: February 22, 2007, 12:01:29 AM »
i bet he panics and can't get his little twizzlenub to stick up on account of her not smelling like a locker room
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Re: Who wants to bet that FoC sticks it in the wrong hole when he stuffs his whore?
« Reply #4 on: February 22, 2007, 12:02:46 AM »
I also say there's a strong chance he fingers her and freaks out when he realizes that the nasty goo gets fucking everywhere.
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Re: Who wants to bet that FoC sticks it in the wrong hole when he stuffs his whore?
« Reply #5 on: February 22, 2007, 12:04:43 AM »
or when her purpling arby's flaps hoover his entire fist into her fetid crotchmaw
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Re: Who wants to bet that FoC sticks it in the wrong hole when he stuffs his whore?
« Reply #6 on: February 22, 2007, 10:10:22 AM »
I bet he'll get lost in her forest of hair.
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Re: Who wants to bet that FoC sticks it in the wrong hole when he stuffs his whore?
« Reply #7 on: February 22, 2007, 12:47:33 PM »
He'll blow his load on the first thrust.
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Re: Who wants to bet that FoC sticks it in the wrong hole when he stuffs his who
« Reply #8 on: February 22, 2007, 12:59:04 PM »
Quote from: Yeti on February 22, 2007, 12:47:33 PM
He'll blow his load on the first thrust.

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Re: Who wants to bet that FoC sticks it in the wrong hole when he stuffs his whore?
« Reply #9 on: February 22, 2007, 01:21:20 PM »
 :lol at the cat.

So, do we have photographic evidence of this girl yet? I'm not taking my week ban without proof there actually IS a girl.
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Re: Who wants to bet that FoC sticks it in the wrong hole when he stuffs his whore?
« Reply #10 on: February 22, 2007, 03:24:58 PM »
Quote from: TVC 15 on February 21, 2007, 11:59:39 PM
I think there is a strong possibility of either this or of some other horrible disaster.  Maybe he smells her and pukes or something.  Maybe she has a 4 inch clit and makes FoC gay.

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY FOC-k INTO MORDOR!
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Re: Who wants to bet that FoC sticks it in the wrong hole when he stuffs his whore?
« Reply #11 on: February 22, 2007, 04:28:31 PM »
Quote from: Bloodwake on February 22, 2007, 01:21:20 PM
:lol at the cat.

So, do we have photographic evidence of this girl yet? I'm not taking my week pluto without proof there actually IS a girl.

I posted a picture in my thread before but took it down. I dont trust you fegs.

Scout's honor it's true. And she's not a whore.
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Re: Who wants to bet that FoC sticks it in the wrong hole when he stuffs his whore?
« Reply #12 on: February 22, 2007, 04:59:33 PM »
She doesn't sound like too big of a slut.  If she lets you do her anytime within the next week, she's a slut though.  Don't feel bad though, it doesn't reflect on you.  Most women, like most guys, are sluts.  She's just not someone I would commit myself to. 

Anyways, I bet you get nervous, can't get it up and when you finally do, you get about 2 thrusts in when you nut inside of her.  And you will nut inside of her, because the first time feels too good to pull out.  And you won't use a condom, because condom's suck and it's like a big iron guard around your dick.
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Re: Who wants to bet that FoC sticks it in the wrong hole when he stuffs his whore?
« Reply #13 on: February 22, 2007, 05:01:00 PM »
We'll see, I was pretty fucking smooth after we kissed and started making out. I wasn't nervous at all. I really suprised myself. But who knows with sex.
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Re: Who wants to bet that FoC sticks it in the wrong hole when he stuffs his who
« Reply #14 on: February 22, 2007, 05:05:00 PM »
Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 22, 2007, 05:01:00 PM
We'll see, I was pretty fucking smooth after we kissed and started making out. I wasn't nervous at all. I really suprised myself. But who knows with sex.

I always thought I was smooth after it started to get good too - apparently though, not so much. :/

foc can you pm her pick? I still haven't seen her, and everytime you talk about her I keep seeing Shake liking that dvd case. 
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Re: Who wants to bet that FoC sticks it in the wrong hole when he stuffs his who
« Reply #15 on: February 22, 2007, 05:06:16 PM »
Quote from: Father_Mike on February 22, 2007, 05:05:00 PM
Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 22, 2007, 05:01:00 PM
We'll see, I was pretty fucking smooth after we kissed and started making out. I wasn't nervous at all. I really suprised myself. But who knows with sex.

I always thought I was smooth after it started to get good too - apparently though, not so much. :/

foc can you pm her pick? I still haven't seen her, and everytime you talk about her I keep seeing Shake liking that dvd case. 

:-*

Yeah, because apparently any mention of FoC's imaginary woman constitutes a pic of me jokingly kissing an Oldboy tin. OMG GUYS OLDBOY IS MY GIRLFRIEND LOLZ I MADE A FUNNY ::)
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Re: Who wants to bet that FoC sticks it in the wrong hole when he stuffs his who
« Reply #16 on: February 22, 2007, 05:07:54 PM »
Quote from: The Dark Shake on February 22, 2007, 05:06:16 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on February 22, 2007, 05:05:00 PM
Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 22, 2007, 05:01:00 PM
We'll see, I was pretty fucking smooth after we kissed and started making out. I wasn't nervous at all. I really suprised myself. But who knows with sex.

I always thought I was smooth after it started to get good too - apparently though, not so much. :/

foc can you pm her pick? I still haven't seen her, and everytime you talk about her I keep seeing Shake liking that dvd case. 

:-*

Yeah, because apparently any mention of FoC's imaginary woman constitutes a pic of me jokingly kissing an Oldboy tin. OMG GUYS OLDBOY IS MY GIRLFRIEND LOLZ I MADE A FUNNY ::)

Well I actually thought it was her until some one said it wasn't.  Which is why its stuck in my mind.   
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Re: Who wants to bet that FoC sticks it in the wrong hole when he stuffs his whore?
« Reply #17 on: February 22, 2007, 05:08:39 PM »
You is good people Father_Mike.
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Re: Who wants to bet that FoC sticks it in the wrong hole when he stuffs his who
« Reply #18 on: February 22, 2007, 05:08:58 PM »
Dude... no. That's just too creepy to imagine. :o :'(
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Re: Who wants to bet that FoC sticks it in the wrong hole when he stuffs his who
« Reply #19 on: February 22, 2007, 05:09:48 PM »
O shit foc, that girl is cute as fuck.  If things don't work between you too, and I come to houston I want her number! 
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Re: Who wants to bet that FoC sticks it in the wrong hole when he stuffs his whore?
« Reply #20 on: February 22, 2007, 05:12:48 PM »
Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 22, 2007, 05:01:00 PM
We'll see, I was pretty fucking smooth after we kissed and started making out. I wasn't nervous at all. I really suprised myself. But who knows with sex.
Sex is totally different.  Some people don't get nervous but 97% do.  It's pretty normal for a guy to have trouble getting it up because he's nervous. 

My first time, I was drunk, so I wasn't nervous.  I mean, really drunk.

My first time sober, it took her kissing my neck and chest to get it up.  Try to find something like that if you do get nervous. 

I'll be so proud of you if you get laid  :-[
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Re: Who wants to bet that FoC sticks it in the wrong hole when he stuffs his who
« Reply #21 on: February 22, 2007, 05:15:19 PM »
Quote from: Father_Mike on February 22, 2007, 05:09:48 PM
O shit foc, that girl is cute as fuck.  If things don't work between you too, and I come to houston I want her number! 

She's great.  :-[
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