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Which sex is more heated

Gotta be the straight lay
11 (39.3%)
Imma go wit that gay shit
6 (21.4%)
Aw man, mark me down for Mupepe
10 (35.7%)
I ain't interested in neither sex 4Chan4Life
1 (3.6%)

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Phoenix Dark

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Who has the best sex homosexuals or heterosexuals
« on: February 22, 2007, 01:02:15 AM »
i been wondering about this all day. many people i talk to give me that inclination that the gays sex is hotter than hell cuz they want to fuck you as hard as you go plus they know how to get each other off since they are each other. don't know who told me this but men give the best head since they have stronger jaws then women but don't quote me on it. but then what bout maria carey she got like the most powerful lungs ever so if she was a man she'd be able to make you come in jet times no joke.
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Re: Who has the best sex homosexuals or heterosexuals
« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2007, 01:04:04 AM »
mupepe, couse nothing is hotter that having sex with someone you care about  :-*

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Re: Who has the best sex homosexuals or heterosexuals
« Reply #2 on: February 22, 2007, 01:04:41 AM »
mupepe, couse nothing is hotter that having sex with someone you care about  :-*

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Re: Who has the best sex homosexuals or heterosexuals
« Reply #3 on: February 22, 2007, 01:04:54 AM »
I can't cite the source because it's been years, but some Christian fundie org said years ago that gay sex is like taking 10 doses of heroin at the same time.  It must've been a blast to do the research for that statement.
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Re: Who has the best sex homosexuals or heterosexuals
« Reply #4 on: February 22, 2007, 01:14:44 AM »
OMG I would kill to find that link/source
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TVC15

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Re: Who has the best sex homosexuals or heterosexuals
« Reply #5 on: February 22, 2007, 01:21:11 AM »
I might have the quote slightly wrong.  I can poke around when I am not playing games. 
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Re: Who has the best sex homosexuals or heterosexuals
« Reply #6 on: February 22, 2007, 02:19:19 AM »
Why would strong jaws matter? If I had my dick in someone's mouth I'd want them to be gentle  ???
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Re: Who has the best sex homosexuals or heterosexuals
« Reply #7 on: February 22, 2007, 03:10:37 AM »
i been wondering about this all day. many people i talk to give me that inclination that the gays sex is hotter than hell cuz they want to fuck you as hard as you go plus they know how to get each other off since they are each other.

Gay time paradox sex FTW.
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Re: Who has the best sex homosexuals or heterosexuals
« Reply #8 on: February 22, 2007, 03:20:39 AM »
Here, PD, I'm pretty sure this is it.:

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“It’s pure sexuality. It’s almost like pure heroin. It’s such a rush. They are committed in almost a religious way. And they’ll take enormous risks, do anything.” He says that for married men and women, gay sex would be irresistible. “Martial sex tends toward the boring end,” he points out. “Generally, it doesn’t deliver the kind of sheer sexual pleasure that homosexual sex does” So, Cameron believes, within a few generations homosexuality would be come the dominant form of sexual behavior.
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Re: Who has the best sex homosexuals or heterosexuals
« Reply #9 on: February 22, 2007, 03:23:18 AM »
Man I wanna try heroin

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Re: Who has the best sex homosexuals or heterosexuals
« Reply #10 on: February 22, 2007, 03:40:23 AM »
Man I wanna try heroin

How bout you suck sum out of my dick?
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Re: Who has the best sex homosexuals or heterosexuals
« Reply #11 on: February 22, 2007, 04:20:24 AM »
If homosexual sex is so great, then  why is it so gay?

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Re: Who has the best sex homosexuals or heterosexuals
« Reply #12 on: February 22, 2007, 04:21:48 AM »
If homosexual sex is so great, then  why is it so gay?

Because despite the reputation it's been painted with by authority figures, gay is cool and subversive, like punk rock, grunge, the who, and drugs.  Gay is everything your life is missing that you never even knew you needed.  Once you touch a gross, oozing snatch, you will be begging to join our team.
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FlameOfCallandor

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Re: Who has the best sex homosexuals or heterosexuals
« Reply #13 on: February 22, 2007, 04:24:00 AM »
I dont know... I'm still not sold. Penis just isnt very appealing. And I do love tits.

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Re: Who has the best sex homosexuals or heterosexuals
« Reply #14 on: February 22, 2007, 04:26:20 AM »
I dont know... I'm still not sold. Penis just isnt very appealing. And I do love tits.

What have I told you before?  Gay guys get to play with more tits than anyone else.  Girls feel non-threatened.  Vaginas?  You're just stimulating a mini-penis that lives in a smelly, slimy, vaguely parasitic hole.  You say bad things about the ass, but at least there isn't a tiny penis inside making it masquerade as an innocent, dickless moist hole.
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FlameOfCallandor

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Re: Who has the best sex homosexuals or heterosexuals
« Reply #15 on: February 22, 2007, 04:27:59 AM »
Gay guys dont get to play with tits, what the hell. They dont even like tits.

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Re: Who has the best sex homosexuals or heterosexuals
« Reply #16 on: February 22, 2007, 04:29:32 AM »
Gay guys dont get to play with tits, what the hell. They dont even like tits.

Dude, as a gay guy, let me tell you, we like tits.  And yes, girls (that we know well) will let you play with their tits because they see it as completely innocent.

Gay guys love tits.  Ask anyone here that knows real gay people.
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FlameOfCallandor

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Re: Who has the best sex homosexuals or heterosexuals
« Reply #17 on: February 22, 2007, 04:34:20 AM »
You obviously dont like tits enough to not be gay.  :lol

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Re: Who has the best sex homosexuals or heterosexuals
« Reply #18 on: February 22, 2007, 04:54:56 AM »
I dont know... I'm still not sold. Penis just isnt very appealing. And I do love tits.

What have I told you before?  Gay guys get to play with more tits than anyone else.  Girls feel non-threatened.  Vaginas?  You're just stimulating a mini-penis that lives in a smelly, slimy, vaguely parasitic hole.  You say bad things about the ass, but at least there isn't a tiny penis inside making it masquerade as an innocent, dickless moist hole.

I hope a confused person never comes to you for advice. There's like a 99% chance of you convincing them to be gay. :lol

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Re: Who has the best sex homosexuals or heterosexuals
« Reply #19 on: February 22, 2007, 04:58:51 AM »

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Re: Who has the best sex homosexuals or heterosexuals
« Reply #20 on: February 22, 2007, 11:31:21 AM »
I dont know... I'm still not sold. Penis just isnt very appealing. And I do love tits.

What have I told you before?  Gay guys get to play with more tits than anyone else.  Girls feel non-threatened.  Vaginas?  You're just stimulating a mini-penis that lives in a smelly, slimy, vaguely parasitic hole.  You say bad things about the ass, but at least there isn't a tiny penis inside making it masquerade as an innocent, dickless moist hole.

I hope a confused person never comes to you for advice. There's like a 99% chance of you convincing them to be gay. :lol

No wonder my mom says don't allow homosexuals near children

But yea, the vagina is pretty disgusting. But considering the ass wasn't created to have a dick in it -

 :-*
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Re: Who has the best sex homosexuals or heterosexuals
« Reply #21 on: February 22, 2007, 12:20:52 PM »
Gay all the way; chicks are all squeamish about tickling your brown walnut
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Re: Who has the best sex homosexuals or heterosexuals
« Reply #22 on: February 22, 2007, 01:07:46 PM »
Aw man, mark me down for Mupepe
Aw man, mark me down for Mupepe
Aw man, mark me down for Mupepe
Aw man, mark me down for Mupepe
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Re: Who has the best sex homosexuals or heterosexuals
« Reply #23 on: February 22, 2007, 01:10:05 PM »
I dont know... I'm still not sold. Penis just isnt very appealing. And I do love tits.

What have I told you before?  Gay guys get to play with more tits than anyone else.  Girls feel non-threatened.  Vaginas?  You're just stimulating a mini-penis that lives in a smelly, slimy, vaguely parasitic hole.  You say bad things about the ass, but at least there isn't a tiny penis inside making it masquerade as an innocent, dickless moist hole.

I hope a confused person never comes to you for advice. There's like a 99% chance of you convincing them to be gay. :lol

No wonder my mom says don't allow homosexuals near children

But yea, the vagina is pretty disgusting. But considering the ass wasn't created to have a dick in it -

 :-*

Don't fall for this propaganda. Vagina is not disgusting. Vagina is glorious. Plus, with girls there's a vagina and an asshole. So unless you love dick it's the best of both worlds.

A vagina basically feels like your dick in a wad of moistened, microwaved octopi.  Sure, it might feel good, but you can never get over the fact that it feels like your dick is in Slimer.
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Re: Who has the best sex homosexuals or heterosexuals
« Reply #24 on: February 22, 2007, 01:13:15 PM »
Hetero sex

homo sex is just mutual masturbation, blah
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Re: Who has the best sex homosexuals or heterosexuals
« Reply #25 on: February 22, 2007, 01:16:24 PM »
I dont know... I'm still not sold. Penis just isnt very appealing. And I do love tits.

What have I told you before?  Gay guys get to play with more tits than anyone else.  Girls feel non-threatened.  Vaginas?  You're just stimulating a mini-penis that lives in a smelly, slimy, vaguely parasitic hole.  You say bad things about the ass, but at least there isn't a tiny penis inside making it masquerade as an innocent, dickless moist hole.

I hope a confused person never comes to you for advice. There's like a 99% chance of you convincing them to be gay. :lol

No wonder my mom says don't allow homosexuals near children

But yea, the vagina is pretty disgusting. But considering the ass wasn't created to have a dick in it -

 :-*

Don't fall for this propaganda. Vagina is not disgusting. Vagina is glorious. Plus, with girls there's a vagina and an asshole. So unless you love dick it's the best of both worlds.

A vagina basically feels like your dick in a wad of moistened, microwaved octopi.  Sure, it might feel good, but you can never get over the fact that it feels like your dick is in Slimer.

Slimer! :rofl :rofl :rofl

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Re: Who has the best sex homosexuals or heterosexuals
« Reply #26 on: February 22, 2007, 01:22:50 PM »
TVC is amazing.  :lol
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Re: Who has the best sex homosexuals or heterosexuals
« Reply #27 on: February 22, 2007, 03:03:49 PM »
More people love straight sex than sex with Mupepe?

You're all dead to me. :'(
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Re: Who has the best sex homosexuals or heterosexuals
« Reply #28 on: February 22, 2007, 03:57:19 PM »
Here, PD, I'm pretty sure this is it.:

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“It’s pure sexuality. It’s almost like pure heroin. It’s such a rush. They are committed in almost a religious way. And they’ll take enormous risks, do anything.” He says that for married men and women, gay sex would be irresistible. “Martial sex tends toward the boring end,” he points out. “Generally, it doesn’t deliver the kind of sheer sexual pleasure that homosexual sex does” So, Cameron believes, within a few generations homosexuality would be come the dominant form of sexual behavior.

Link? :lol

I hope the Cameron referenced in that quote is not the one I'm thinking of :lol
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Re: Who has the best sex homosexuals or heterosexuals
« Reply #30 on: February 22, 2007, 04:20:46 PM »
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...He cites “statistics’ such as, “The average cigarillo fellates 106 men, swallows fifty seminal discharges, has seventy-two penile penetrations of the anus and ingests feces of twenty three different men every year.”

Wow
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Re: Who has the best sex homosexuals or heterosexuals
« Reply #31 on: February 22, 2007, 04:35:12 PM »
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...He cites “statistics’ such as, “The average cigarillo fellates 106 men, swallows fifty seminal discharges, has seventy-two penile penetrations of the anus and ingests feces of twenty three different men every year.”

Wow

Like I said, I bet they had a fun-ass time doing the research :p
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Re: Who has the best sex homosexuals or heterosexuals
« Reply #32 on: February 22, 2007, 04:37:30 PM »
I would switch teams in a heartbeat for that amount of annual action.
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Re: Who has the best sex homosexuals or heterosexuals
« Reply #33 on: February 22, 2007, 04:37:49 PM »
hmm, and here i was thinking that gay men wern't promiscuous.

Phoenix Dark

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Re: Who has the best sex homosexuals or heterosexuals
« Reply #34 on: February 22, 2007, 04:47:03 PM »
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...He cites “statistics’ such as, “The average cigarillo fellates 106 men, swallows fifty seminal discharges, has seventy-two penile penetrations of the anus and ingests feces of twenty three different men every year.”

Wow

Like I said, I bet they had a fun-ass time doing the research :p

Teehee

It's amazing how juvenile the research was. I know people in highschool who know how to at least attempt to make an honest poll for research. But I doubt honesty was very big with this guy.

Although I am very interested in finding stats on the average mortality rate of gay men compared to straight men.
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Re: Who has the best sex homosexuals or heterosexuals
« Reply #35 on: February 22, 2007, 04:50:26 PM »
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...He cites “statistics’ such as, “The average cigarillo fellates 106 men, swallows fifty seminal discharges, has seventy-two penile penetrations of the anus and ingests feces of twenty three different men every year.”

Wow

Like I said, I bet they had a fun-ass time doing the research :p

Although I am very interested in finding stats on the average mortality rate of gay men compared to straight men.

I think modern gay culture hasn't been around long enough to derive useful information from any such statistics.  The statistics would be skewed from the AIDS epidemic in the 80s and early 90s, and public gay culture really only started in the late 60s.  Not to mention that looking at mortality numbers, there's no real way to tell how many deaths were gay, unless a specific case was well-publicized, or you have some awesome research methods. 
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Re: Who has the best sex homosexuals or heterosexuals
« Reply #36 on: February 22, 2007, 05:03:36 PM »
Straight sex.  Sorry, I'm just more attracted to tits and pussies.  and if you're good and really into it, the girl is really into. 

anyways, i voted for me because i'm good in bed and i'm always really into it.  i rawk.