THE QUEERS ARE GETTING MARRIED

[Human Snorenado]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070222/ap_on_re_us/gay_marriage

OH TEH NOEZ

I don't get the fixation on this issue from the right.  Or anyone, really.

[Tauntaun]

[Van Cruncheon]

because if gays marry, jesus is gonna be all "ick, fagurts" and stay home, of course!

and that means fundies will be denied the opportunity to furiously masturbate when all those loathesome fornicators and liberals and academics are gangraped by demons et al when the end times come ridin' shotgun with Our Lord of Fagbashing

[The Fake Shemp]

LAKE OF FIRE!!!

[aoi tsuki]

OH SHIT IT'S A MIRROR MATCH

[Tauntaun]

Man this topic is getting really old.    Here's what you do, dissolve marriage altogether on a federal/state level and only recognize unions.  If people want to be married let it be recognized by the church.

[The Fake Shemp]

No, because our country was founded on Christian values and they are the majority - Bill O'Reilly said so!

[Tauntaun]

No, because our country was founded on Christian values and they are the majority - Bill O'Reilly said so!

This is actually a HUGE problem that has been drilled into the minds of evangelicals and it's semi-false.  They did make some laws based on the 10 Commandments, yes but there was supposed to be separation of church and state so there wasn't another RCC on our hands.  Also most of the founding fathers were masons. 

[Human Snorenado]

My theory is, if you're of age and in possesion of all of your faculties, you should be allowed to get married if you're really that dumb to want to.  End of story.  Kind of like my possesion on the military, actually.

[tiesto]

These guys are all getting married?

[Phoenix Dark]

Whenever a gay person gets married I feel a sudden pain in my abdomen.

[Tauntaun]

Whenever a gay person gets married I feel a sudden pain in my abdomen.

giggitty-giggitty-ouch!