What's it like to kiss negroe boots, wrikawrek? I wouldn't know, I've never licked anyone's boots, much less my own people's. You two should play GTAIV multiplayer together. I'm sure he'll kick your ass because you just don't "get" the concept of competition in games, or the awesome that is challenge.
Wrikawrek: Fuck this game. Lemme go back to licking your boots. Maybe that's a real life skill I can learn.