The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Here!)

[Diunx]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=347131

Looks like Graf Nudu wants to get into that homosexual action but is not ready to admit it yet.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=347094

This thread has it all.

-Xbots declaring victory over Sony

-Sfags smarming with shit like "I guess I should just sell my PS3 and get a 360 then, huh?"

-tin foil hat conspiracies and general NeoFaquery

I read the whole thing.

Like I thought, a lot of Sony fans are starting to lose their shit over the fact that there is no way Sony can get out of the hole they dug for themselves with the PS3.  Gbeav's meltdown was a sign of that.  The tinfoil hat theories of the MSM (to use freeper slang) holding the PS3 back sounds remarkably Republican in the sense that there is a conspiracy to hold back what is really going on with the public.  I wouldn't be surprised if many of them believe that Real Americans support the PS3.

I also think the Xfag declarations are a tad premature.  Let's wait for the December NPD.  We have no idea what took a hit and what increased.  All I know is that Wii probably sold whatever Nintendo could put on the shelves.  Although I'm fairly confident the 360 spanked the PS3 as there is no sign of momentum on PS3's part where 360 is seeing the typical market increases of lowering the price of the hardware.

[Rman]

Jesus these guys are way too attached to these companies.  Sad, really.

[TakingBackSunday]

that thread is glorious

[Diunx]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=347094

This thread has it all.

-Xbots declaring victory over Sony

-Sfags smarming with shit like "I guess I should just sell my PS3 and get a 360 then, huh?"

-tin foil hat conspiracies and general NeoFaquery

People on that thread are bringing shame to us Sfags, the day that sony and a bunch of third party publishers announce that they are going to stop releasing games for the ps3 because of the low sales of the system its the day that I will give as shit about sales age.

[drew]

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[treythemovie]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=347094

This thread has it all.

-Xbots declaring victory over Sony

-Sfags smarming with shit like "I guess I should just sell my PS3 and get a 360 then, huh?"

-tin foil hat conspiracies and general NeoFaquery

Gbeav's meltdown was worth all the other shit in that thread

[OptimoPeach]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=347094

This thread has it all

[TVC15]

I've been on such a Nick Cave and Dinosaur Jr bender recently, I don't know what it is.

Listen to some Sebadoh and Tom Waits.

[TVC15]

I've been on such a Nick Cave and Dinosaur Jr bender recently, I don't know what it is.

Listen to some Sebadoh and Tom Waits.

I've been listening to Harmacy a lot lately as well. Can't say I'm much of a Tom Waits fan though.

  What have you listened to by him?

[TVC15]

Check out mofuckin RAIN DOGS

[littlemathletics]

You might like The Drones too, dude.

[pilonv1]

SEBADOH

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=347174

wtf

[Guybrush Threepwood]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=14178555&postcount=17

ugh, I hate when people say this

[littlemathletics]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=14178555&postcount=17

ugh, I hate when people say this

It doesn't even make sense. I mean, aside from the obvious implications that Nintendo are faultless at making games, why would Sega - a third party developer/publisher - want their game restricted to one company's platforms? Bonkers.

[Himu]

God. People. Just get yakuza team to do it. They have ex-smilebit developers right? Well JSRF felt more like a 3d Sonic than any 3d Sonic ever did. Replace tag spraying with finding specific rings, replace the jsrf character with sonic characters, replace the cops with robots and you basically have a 3d Sonic.

It has all the criteria to be a 3d Sonic:

open ended levels, multi-tiered, lots of bonus crap like getting a bunch of characters or special tags, or do graffiti souls. The sewer level in particular made say,"Holy shit, THIS is Sonic in 3d."

But nope. Sega continues to rely on shitty Sonic Team.

[littlemathletics]

Whoever came up with the fucking werehog idea needs to their genitals flayed.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=14178555&postcount=17

ugh, I hate when people say this

It doesn't even make sense. I mean, aside from the obvious implications that Nintendo are faultless at making games, why would Sega - a third party developer/publisher - want their game restricted to one company's platforms? Bonkers.

Nintendo fans are delusional and think that everything should be on Nintendo systems because of either synergy or because of past history.  That and Nintendo fans delight in having Sega only work for Nintendo, similar to the delight of like humping dead soldiers in Halo multiplayer.

[Guybrush Threepwood]

At least Sonic Team is getting better.

The Sonic levels in Unleashed are pretty damn good, and Unleashed is probably the best 3D Sonic game since Adventure 1.

[littlemathletics]

The 2D bits are the best sections of Sonic games for...hell, over 10 years.

[Himu]

At least Sonic Team is getting better.

The Sonic levels in Unleashed are pretty damn good, and Unleashed is probably the best 3D Sonic game since Adventure 1.

Sonic Adventure sucked.

I played the demo of Sonic Unleashed. It was basically...hold right and occasionally press left or up or A the entire level.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I don't mind the Werehog levels actually.  It is the QTE bullshit that bothers me the most about Unleashed.

[Himu]

Yeah, what were those shitty QTE's all about?

It amazes me how so many people want to put QTE's in their games but none of them make them nearly as good as they were in RE4 or Shenmue. In those games, they didn't just make them random buttons either.

[Oblivion]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=14178555&postcount=17

ugh, I hate when people say this

Not to get all "Nintendo can do no wrong!!!" or anything, but regardless of how you feel about them, in a direct comparison of EAD and Sonic Team, I think we can safely say that EAD still at least retains some talent.

As for the game being Wii exclusive or whatever, that's another warped matter.

[y2kev]

The game would be better off Wii-exclusive. Nintendo could find some way to make it good (regardless of what you feel about them, their core EAD teams that make real games have been on a roll) and it would be available on the platform where sonic sells best. Also, if it were to, like, be good again, Sega could copy the formula later and release another game on all platforms with the IP rebuilt.

Maybe Nintendo per se doesn't need to do it, but someone else does. NOT Sonic team.

[Oblivion]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=347163

yahoo to be banned confirmed

[Guybrush Threepwood]

He finally did it!

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[fistfulofmetal]

still wish i knew what the buttons are for

[pilonv1]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=347163

yahoo to be banned confirmed

at topic change

[Rman]

LOL.

[Himu]

PSP rules. Shut up Yahoo.

[cool breeze]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=347163

yahoo to be banned confirmed

I don't get the title change or why people think it's Microsoft's hand there.

Still, the article was dumb.  Complaining about why a device from 2004 doesn't have the same features as a device from 2007 is distinguished mentally-challenged.  If PSP2 fails to deliver, then start complaining, but until then you can stufu.  PSP uber alles!

 

[Jansen]

it's definitely time for sony to put the psp out to pasture and release the successor already

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

That thread already confirms the pro Sony bias from the modding there.

PSP still has some life left.  It is selling well enough for a couple more years left in it.  PSP2 should come out in 2010 or 2011 at the latest.  Nintendo will probably put out the DS2 around that time too.

[Diunx]

I love how in that thread people are saying that the DS has a higher piracy rate to play pirated DS games people have to buy additional hardware, with the psp you just have to google "how to play free psp games" and you get even video instructions to install a hacked firmware.

[cool breeze]

While I'd say that PSP is easier to pirate games on, it's still incredibly easy on the DS.  You also have to consider than the PSP could possibly block some games due to firmware restrictions, and newer models stop CFW, or at least for a while.  Once you have a DS flash card, everything works.  In all cases (even the iPhone/Touch) it's amazing how little effort it takes to download and play games.  The only thing stopping you is if you want a physical copy or not.  It's probably the most hassle free pirating since the Dreamcast (I'm excluding PC here).

[y2kev]

Well some of the tards over there are going little wild. Threi has gone overboard.

[AdmiralViscen]

I don't even see what that topic has to do with Microsoft, or why it is wrong. Even the writer seems to like PSP despite itself, like most rational owners of it do.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I don't even see what that topic has to do with Microsoft, or why it is wrong. Even the writer seems to like PSP despite itself, like most rational owners of it do.

It is tough to be an Sfag right now.  They're all extremely defensive about everything that might be taken as a negative comment against Sony.  That thread is riddled with near meltdowns as Sfags scramble to do damage control but it is like pushing the ocean back with a broom.

Combine that with their resentment towards Microsoft.  Many of them still don't think the Xbox is a legitimate competitor and that Microsoft essentially just pays off everyone.  Since Yahoo might have been purchased by Microsoft, combined with insanity, you get these dumbass theories.  The article had fuck all to do with Microsoft but again, it is tough to be an Sfag these days.

[Kestastrophe]

PSP rules. Shut up Yahoo.

I do love the PSP, especially compared to a do all device like the iPhone, but the software support is almost non-existent (not that the DS had a great lineup this holiday, but the PSP had literally nothing) and the functional design is terribly short sighted (no second analog?).

[Kestastrophe]

This is making me hard:

http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/archives/2008/12/from_the_crap_a_4.php

"Upon his wife's signal and while continuing to massage her clitoral area, the husband should use his free hand to take a lubricating jelly (which should be placed on the nightstand in advance) and lubricate the head and shaft of his penis before entrance."

● "Once inside the husband should try to remain motionless or he may ejaculate in a matter of seconds, abruptly terminating the lovemaking."

● "When she feels her passions mounting beyond control she should put her legs around her husband's hips and begin her own thrusting movements back and forth on the penis."

● "She should be very careful not to put pressure on the testicles located in the scrotal sac as this can be quite uncomfortable."

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[drohne]

that 'studies in crap' stuff is great

i found a poem about mupepe

[littlemathletics]

 

[Madrun Badrun]

  

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http://www.tube8.com/lesbian/cosplay-sex/74502/

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[Flannel Boy]

Hey, someone's using the NSFWemot system. Should have, however, pixelated the smiley.

[Madrun Badrun]

I have no idea what you just said. 

[pilonv1]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=14187729&postcount=30

This whole thread is hilarious, and everyone besides C4Lukins is wrong. Especialy PantherLotus

[pilonv1]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=14188831&postcount=50

GAZUNTA

[littlemathletics]

  Go Gazunta. I fucking love that man.

[drew]

gazunta watches consolevania

therefore hes alright by me

[demi]

Gazunta is my boyfriend

[drew]

oh yeah isnt that guy on angry-gamer.net?

what the fuck happened to that site?

[Guybrush Threepwood]

What do you guys think of this?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=347279

I think this is a good thing. It's not like anything has been done with the Popeye character recently.

Of course, I'm generally anti-copyright to begin with, so whatever.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I think this is a good thing. It's not like anything has been done with the Popeye character recently.

I beg to differ:

[littlemathletics]

It's going to be interesting to see where copyright law goes from here. Expect Disney to really start flaring up in a few years time.

[Eel O'Brian]

What do you guys think of this?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=347279

I think this is a good thing. It's not like anything has been done with the Popeye character recently.

Of course, I'm generally anti-copyright to begin with, so whatever.

i don't have a problem with it, i think 70 years is plenty

explain your anti-copyright sentiments, please

[BlueTsunami]

 

[Guybrush Threepwood]

What do you guys think of this?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=347279

I think this is a good thing. It's not like anything has been done with the Popeye character recently.

Of course, I'm generally anti-copyright to begin with, so whatever.

i don't have a problem with it, i think 70 years is plenty

explain your anti-copyright sentiments, please

Well I'm definitely anti-copyright in certain situations.

For example, there's no reason why the old LucasArts adventure games and other abandonware shouldn't be public domain.

[TVC15]

It's going to be interesting to see where copyright law goes from here. Expect Disney to really start flaring up in a few years time.

Nah, it won't be interesting.  It will work out exactly as follows:  Disney will bitch and get its way.  Copyright gets extended.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I don't really think cartoon characters should be public domain at all.  The truth is that frankly, I just don't trust the quality of anything that would result from a public domain Mickey than if he were to remain at Disney.  The market would just get flooded with Mickey Mouse shit (not that it isn't kind of already but it would get really bad) and most of it would be extremely poor quality.  Again, not that it isn't already but the quality would get really bad.