The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Here!)

[FatalT]

What it really makes worse is Fatal getting a BJ from a 14 yearold!  That was what 2 years ago, jesus.   

Wow, I totally missed that thread.

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tell me more tell me more

Heh, I have that thread bookmarked.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=173844

[Phoenix Dark]

Ted Haggard on Oprah
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/01/28/ted-haggard-oprah-intervi_n_161992.html

Haggard's wife: we have an amazing sex life!
*Haggard laughing*
 

[trh]

I've seen a pic of RS, from what I can remember she's kinda cute.

[Diunx]

Red Scarlet have an awesome DQ8 faq in gamefaqs.

Red Scarlet

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kinda cute? 

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[pilonv1]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=350510

hay dudes DLC is awesome now thanks to LBP and MGS4. Only PS3 can make achievements and DLC so awesome.

[cool breeze]

MGS4 has DLC?

[Greatness Gone]

Hot or not?

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[Diunx]

That LBP MGS4 dlc is fuck awesome, fuck xfags and their horse armor.

[recursivelyenumerable]

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/nationworld/2003852600_glamcamp25.html

smh, though I can barely tolerate outhouses myself

[Crushed]

I was trying to find the "DON'T LET YOUR HOOKUP GET YOU CAUGHT UP" ad, and I found this: http://www.cdph.ca.gov/programs/aids/Documents/RPT2008LessonsLearnedSocialMktg.pdf

Sample Radio Spot

Characters: Tariq, African American male aged 22, who is having same-gender-loving feelings for the first time. • Darnell, African American same-gender-loving male, age 23, openly gay and out to his family and friends.

Setting: Tariq and Darnell are on the basketball court playing ball. Sounds of the ball bouncing and grunts from exertion can be heard. Trash talking is heard as well (i.e., “Come on man shoot the ball.” “Oh, I got this, bruh!”).

Tariq (very hesitantly): Hold up, Darnell. Can I ask you a personal question? What’s it like messin’ around?

Darnell: You mean with other guys?

Tariq: Yeah.

Darnell: Why, Tariq? Are you thinking about hooking up with someone?

Tariq: Maybe. But I’m just thinking about kickin’ it. I’m not tryin’ to have a relationship with a dude. Besides I’m still seeing some females and I don’t want to catch AIDS.

Darnell: I see I need to teach you the facts. First, you don’t catch AIDS. You get HIV, the virus that can lead to AIDS. And second, everybody who is sexually active is at risk for getting HIV, including females.

Tariq: I don’t get it. What’s the difference between HIV and AIDS?

Darnell: HIV is the virus that causes AIDS. You can be HIV-positive and not necessarily have AIDS. HIV is real slick. It can lay low, for years, then all of a sudden can creep up on you, weaken your immune system, and become AIDS.

Tariq: Man that’s some wild stuff.

Darnell: Yeah, but there’s a test you can take to see if you have it. Then to stay safe you should use a condom every time you have sex.

Tariq: Snap, I just bought these bomb lambskin condoms!! Feels like you ain’t wearin’ nothing.

Darnell: Get rid of them. HIV can get through lambskin condoms. You need to exchange them for latex ones!

Tariq: Dang, there’s a lot to remember. Well, I wouldn’t have to worry if I just kick it with females.

Darnell: Dude, I just told you women get HIV too. You have to be careful no matter which way you get down.

Tariq: Word!! Maybe, I should get tested.

Darnell: You got that right! I got tested and I’m still playing it safe.

Tariq: For real? Well, I’m gonna get on your program, D. (basketball starts bouncing). Then, we can keep ballin’ til’ we are fifty.

Darnell: And beyond, bruh, and beyond.

Announcer: Don’t let your hook up get you caught up!! You have the power to stop HIV. For more information about HIV and AIDS and how to protect yourself, call 875-6022, that’s 875-6022.

Next time…Where will Tariq’s curiosity lead him? Will he follow Darnell’s advice about staying safe?

Snap, I just bought these bomb lambskin condoms!!

[pilonv1]

MGS4 has DLC?

no but LBP has MGS4 DLC! its so awesome and its only FIVE DOLLARS. only possible with the power of ps3. draft gets it

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=14555884&postcount=30

SONY

[ToxicAdam]

Millions of dollars of wasted college money all collected into one site.


http://philpapers.org/

[Diunx]

Fuck you get the AIDS from vaginas too? next thing I know you can get it even for sharing the heroine needle with my HIV positive friend, imagine how crazy that would be

[jiji]

My mind is now broken.  These guys did a live, vocal, smooth jazz/soul cover of Umihara Kawase's stage 1 theme. And they did an AWESOME job of it. 



Low-Tech Son

[dammitmattt]

Ferrariman is a giant Milkfag.  Take a look at this:

http://www.1up.com/do/blogEntry?bId=8979755&publicUserId=4549175

Unrelated to that, but also recent, a few people have written me to give me the heads up on a message board thread that was in a roundabout way sparked by my previous blog post. In case you're inclined to warn me about it, or comment on it, there's no need. I got the 411 on it, but haven't felt the need to read the source material. I'm informed enough to have conjured up some opinions on the gist of it, but I decided not to even bother posting them. Let's put it this way: If I wanted to name names, I would have. But I didn't. My last couple of blogs weren't about you. Accept that. For the handful of people who would obsess over such a benign topic, please, go do something more positive and productive with your time.

And here is ferrari's faggy comment:

... is that Eugene Jarvis? If not, you should interview him. The stories he could tell are the stuff of legend, since he's been making games for almost 30 years. (Is it okay to admit that he's my game industry idol, even more so than Nagoshi? Is it also okay to admit that the Cruis'n games took a lot of my quarters over the years?)

Also, what do you think about the Final Fantasy XIII trailer that was just released? This may be the first FF game I ever get. And +1 respect for not getting into an Internet pissing match with that other guy. Leave the flame wars to the Derek Smarts of the world, I say.

You do realize that Mielke STARTED this "pissing" match completely unprovoked and Stewart was essentially defending the honor of himself and his co-workers.  To make an analogy that you might understand, Mielke bitch-slapped him with a very limp wrist, Stewart knocked him across the face with a solid right, and then Mielke went home crying to mom trying to convince her that he other guy started it and was at fault.

[FatalT]

To make an analogy that you might understand, Mielke bitch-slapped him with a very limp wrist, Stewart knocked him across the face with a solid right, and then Mielke went home crying to mom trying to convince her that he other guy started it and was at fault.

EMOTICON RE-ENACTMENT

[Madrun Badrun]

 

[DJ_Tet]

GAF is so pathetic.  I can't believe that 'reirom' is a banned word.  Get a life 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=14558987&postcount=1788


FUCKING PATETIC

[demi]

fishie is banned too, lol

[Costanza]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=14550581&postcount=901

 

[drohne]

junior year of highschool i was obsessed with drawing monkeys wearing suits. it's basically all i did in class. my chemistry teacher caught me with a full notebook of such drawings and stood there paging through it in disbelief in front of everybody

[Van Cruncheon]

http://www.literaryreview.co.uk/badsex_11_08.html

[Phoenix Dark]

I was trying to find the "DON'T LET YOUR HOOKUP GET YOU CAUGHT UP" ad, and I found this: http://www.cdph.ca.gov/programs/aids/Documents/RPT2008LessonsLearnedSocialMktg.pdf

Snap, I just bought these bomb lambskin condoms!!

Lambskin condoms? I had never heard of those

[FatalT]

junior year of highschool i was obsessed with drawing monkeys wearing suits. it's basically all i did in class. my chemistry teacher caught me with a full notebook of such drawings and stood there paging through it in disbelief in front of everybody

That makes me think of Superbad!

[demi]

that vagina trainer picture is making me die... oh my god

[The Sceneman]

Vagina Trainer and 3 copies of MGS4... what more do you need?

[Bildi]

I can't believe someone bought three copies of MGS4 when they could have bought more vagina trainers instead.

[Bildi]

It seems just because they were cheap

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  VAGINA TRAINER   

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[Phoenix Dark]

Was looking up samples and stumbled across

 

edit: holy shit that's Babyface and LA Reid omg 

[Tabasco]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=14561176&postcount=39

why did dfyb ever leave us?    :'(  we could have all talked about how good a job sony was doing in these tough times.

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i kno he was banned

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[VALIS]

What's this guy's Evilbore username?

[pilonv1]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=350548

the comments from sfigarettos are amazing/amazingly illinformed/distinguished mentally-challenged.

$4.5m pre-tax/charge profit over Q3?

Playstation Family is clearly into incest. 

can you explain the shittyness of their comments xfe? im not a big financial guru

[WrikaWrek]

What's this guy's Evilbore username?

Holy shit's, it's la pequeña proibida!

[AdmiralViscen]

I hate to go back to my LBPfaggotry but LBP's DLC is quite different and I disagree with draft. It's true that they're selling the levels but the mechanics/items are there for everyone to try out if the creators decid to incorporate them in their designs.

I've tried everything the MGS pack had to offer (except the original designs) without paying a penny, and THAT's imo how MM rocked at approaching DLCs.

You can't design your own levels using those tools though, right? Only if you download a level created by someone who bought them? Tons of games do that. Fucking UNO does that on XBLA.

[dammitmattt]

I'm sure this will make some people happy
Did a search, couldn't see this news.
http://www.gamesindustry.biz/article...-coming-to-psn

Quote:
Sony Online Entertainment and PopCap Games have entered into an exclusive publishing agreement to bring five titles to the PlayStation Network.

Bejeweled 2 is immediately available for download in North America, with European versions launching soon, and will cost USD 9.99, and will later be joined by Zuma, Heavy Weapon, Peggle and Feeding Frenzy.

"As leaders in their genre, PopCap is to casual games what SOE is to MMOs," said John Smedley, president of SOE.

"Being the second largest publisher on the PlayStation Network, SOE is excited that this partnership will expand the PlayStation Network catalogue with awesome casual titles that players of all types can enjoy."

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=350575

I think someone forgot to tell Sony something...

4 of those 5 games have been on XBLA for years.  The fifth is coming within the next month.

Sony PR

[demi]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=14561176&postcount=39

why did dfyb ever leave us?    :'(  we could have all talked about how good a job sony was doing in these tough times.

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i kno he was banned

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um...no he wasnt

[WrikaWrek]

Dfyb jumped ship because this forum was too real for him.

He jumped to some PS cigarillo forum, till his banning time was over. He's back to being his distinguished mentally-challenged self at gaf.

[dammitmattt]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=14562229&postcount=83

This post cracked me up in that shitty Sony financial thread, but somehow I think everyone missed it (or they're too dumb to know that they're being mocked).

[WrikaWrek]

9.4 for Killzone 2 from IGN.

The gaf thread is gonna be fun. I'm already reading Halo 3, and MS, etc buyouts, ahahaha

[WrikaWrek]

9.4 for Killzone 2 from IGN.

The gaf thread is gonna be fun.

Will they get mad because its too low or over-react and think its the best game ever made with a 9.4?

What did halo 3 get?

I don't know. But the name is already being dropped. No doubt a case of money hats....

It's the answer for everything. Money hats.

[WrikaWrek]

Resistance 2 was reviewed by the same dude too. It's clear the dude is a bit crazy. 9.5 for resistance 2 is simply ridiculous.

And yeah, gaf is already throwing tomatoes, they are even mad that Eurogamer didn't gave it a 10.

[WrikaWrek]

How much did Eurogamer give it? and can someone please link to yummy bitter-teared comments from GAF. That has always been fun to read.

9.

[duckman2000]

Seems like Tormentso is leading the charge, but he's not getting a ton of support.

[duckman2000]

And they're crying over that? Fuck them in their orange eyes.

Er, not a whole lot of people are actually "crying" over it.

Links please!

Dude. If you're going to root yourself in the "Outside (GAF)  Link Thread," the least you could do is keep track of the threads. Tormentso posts a lot. It's not hard to find.

[WrikaWrek]

Seems like Tormentso is leading the charge, but he's not getting a ton of support.

Yeah.

Weird. There was a lot of pre review bitching about it, i guess most were fearing an 8 from Eurogamer?

Well. I'm done following the thread, too hectic.

[Purple Filth]

Seems like Tormentso is leading the charge, but he's not getting a ton of support.

Yeah.

Weird. There was a lot of pre review bitching about it, i guess most were fearing an 8 from Eurogamer?

I think this was the case, they've somewhat accepted it getting a nine now but anything less will be "the call to arms".

Part of that was shown when some german mag gave it 88/100 

 so we have Edge, gametrailers, 1up (), gamespot  () and gamesradar (due to their feuds with Killzone-GAF) left.

[duckman2000]

Dude. If you're going to root yourself in the "Outside (GAF)  Link Thread," the least you could do is keep track of the threads. Tormentso posts a lot. It's not hard to find.

I hate going there, I was only asking for a couple of single-post links.

Well, if you do, you'd be able to observe a true GAF classic. Dude makes trollish post, other dude posts first dude's post history.

[Herr Mafflard]

     

[Herr Mafflard]

Ditched Mirror's Edge field research, part 1: physics

[Great Rumbler]

Ditched Mirror's Edge field research, part 1: physics

What an idiot. 

[duckman2000]

 

[WrikaWrek]

Ditched Mirror's Edge field research, part 1: physics

What a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow. Seriously. As soon as i saw that shit i knew what was going to happen. I used to have to run on top of buildings like those to catch the football ball before some of the old fucks got there first.

The back of my high school was basically connected to the top of these old ass buildings, it got pretty scary sometimes, as we would break some of the "bricks" (?).

[Himu]

3. They have the tendency to stomp on their fiancee's wedding dress.

[Oblivion]

Doc Evils is in dire need of a knee to the face.

do you guys know the difference between russia and poland

Only one can actually be viewed from Sarah Palin's house?

[MyNameIsMethodis]

Polish girls are hotter than Russian girls?


LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE

Can I be unlepered I hate not being able to search the forums

[Robo]

Just use Google: http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=site%3Awww.evilbore.com+%22ban+Methodis%22+OR+%22leper+Methodis%22&btnG=Search

[MyNameIsMethodis]

You should learn how to read since my name isn't Methodist.

[MyNameIsMethodis]

You should learn how to read since my name isn't Methodist.

And I should learn how to read too You typed Methodis :O

[Diunx]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=14569951&postcount=23967

this actually reminds me of the case of Wollan. He's been an amazing contributor to everything about KZ2 on GAF. I really hope the KZ2 community on GAF could develop into something like the old R1 GAF clan which I truly had a blast with. And I think with Wollan around it would definite help.

So...do you think the mods would agree to free Wollan before the official thread is up if I'm willing to take the rest of his ban on myself? I don't post much but my record on GAF has been mostly good. I just look forward to having a good time with the GAF clan in KZ2 online.

This killzone 2 threads are fucking priceless

[BlueTsunami]

Teena Marie - Lovergirl