Author Topic: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Here!) (Read 3047754 times)

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #22320 on:** February 21, 2009, 01:30:25 AM »

link me to the post that starts this exchange, please, i wish to experience this delightful encounter without having to wade through umpteen pages of bullshit

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #22321 on:** February 21, 2009, 01:31:13 AM »

Just browse the last two pages, Eel.

Summary:

Cheebs rants that MSNBC is not owned by Microsoft, Jaffe concedes this, but calls him a fucking idiot - I get to make one last slam and then the topic is locked.

Cheebs · « **Reply #22322 on:** February 21, 2009, 01:31:28 AM »

NeoGAF, did I just get called out by Eat Sleep Play's DAVID JAFFE?!

that?

I am going to regret this lol

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #22323 on:** February 21, 2009, 01:32:50 AM »

maybe jaffe should lay off the weed a little bit

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #22324 on:** February 21, 2009, 01:33:05 AM »

No you won't

spoiler (click to show/hide)

you totally will

[close]

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #22325 on:** February 21, 2009, 01:33:46 AM »

meh, fuck him. he's not worth it. he got embarrassed sure, but at the end of the day he's still a famous game dev and you're nobody.

Cheebs · « **Reply #22326 on:** February 21, 2009, 01:34:21 AM »

poligaf was getting stupid anyway

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=14859848#post14859848

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #22327 on:** February 21, 2009, 01:34:26 AM »

That's exactly the kind of attitude that makes women not look past your hideous distinguished mentally-challenged fellow smile.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #22328 on:** February 21, 2009, 01:34:45 AM »

Dude you didn't post the PM pic! use that one

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #22329 on:** February 21, 2009, 01:34:54 AM »

Dude, post the PM pic!!!

Cheebs · « **Reply #22330 on:** February 21, 2009, 01:36:34 AM »

refresh fools

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #22331 on:** February 21, 2009, 01:36:51 AM »

edit: ah I see it now

Cheebs · « **Reply #22332 on:** February 21, 2009, 01:37:24 AM »

ok I am officially logging out and not looking at the replies, I dont want to know what happens I cant believe I did it

Jansen · « **Reply #22333 on:** February 21, 2009, 01:37:58 AM »

i'll be surprised if you don't get a permaban

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #22334 on:** February 21, 2009, 01:39:10 AM »

meh, dumb move.

Cheebs · « **Reply #22335 on:** February 21, 2009, 01:39:33 AM »

cancan I edit out the pictures I dont wanna be perma'd :'(

I just wanted power back. :'(

Cheebs · « **Reply #22336 on:** February 21, 2009, 01:39:56 AM »

thread locked, I am still alive it seems.

Crushed · « **Reply #22337 on:** February 21, 2009, 01:40:16 AM »

you fucked it up by not using the right picture, dumbass

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #22338 on:** February 21, 2009, 01:40:18 AM »

haha they didn't ban you

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #22339 on:** February 21, 2009, 01:40:49 AM »

Quote from: Crushed on February 21, 2009, 01:40:16 AM

you fucked it up by not using the right picture, dumbass

God, Cheebs - you can't do anything right! Enjoy your half-leper privileges.

How easy was this?

Goddamit!

Cheebs · « **Reply #22340 on:** February 21, 2009, 01:41:00 AM »

Quote from: Crushed on February 21, 2009, 01:40:16 AM

you fucked it up by not using the right picture, dumbass

I put it in! It's there now!

Also how the hell am I not banned

Cheebs · « **Reply #22341 on:** February 21, 2009, 01:41:11 AM »

Quote from: Willco on February 21, 2009, 01:40:49 AM

Quote from: Crushed on February 21, 2009, 01:40:16 AM
you fucked it up by not using the right picture, dumbass

God, Cheebs - you can't do anything right! Enjoy your half-leper privileges.

How easy was this?

Goddamit!

ITS THEREEEEE :'(

Crushed · « **Reply #22342 on:** February 21, 2009, 01:41:37 AM »

not in the OP, moran, and nobody's going to read the later posts

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #22343 on:** February 21, 2009, 01:43:03 AM »

We had an opportunity to bash Jaffe and you blew it!

... There goes our 1UP article. I should fucking bill you for these domain names! They're useless now! I feel like Bush in front of that Mission Accomplished! sign.

Cheebs · « **Reply #22344 on:** February 21, 2009, 01:45:13 AM »

ugh this is why I wanted someone to make the post for me to c/p exactly

I knew you guys would look excuse to not give me powers back. :'(

Fuck it, I claimed this was a wasted 15 minutes of my life...and that was 2 hours ago. I am going. SORRY I AM SUCH A FAILURE...etc

Crushed · « **Reply #22345 on:** February 21, 2009, 01:46:46 AM »

"David Jaffe just sent me this PM in response to telling him about MSNBC in the locked thread:

(screencap of just David Jaffe's PM, your lame response cropped out)

Uh, a bit unprofessional, David/Discuss/Whatever."

WOULD THAT HAVE BEEN SO HARD.

You could have had photographic evidence of Jaffe fucking a dog and you woulda somehow managed to get people to laugh at you and lock the thread. smh

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #22346 on:** February 21, 2009, 01:47:31 AM »

This was a wasted night of my life, Cheebs. Everyone rolled up their sleeves and pitched in, and we asked you to just cross the finish line - you fell short and then dropped your pants and crapped all over the floor.

Cheebs · « **Reply #22347 on:** February 21, 2009, 01:48:29 AM »

WELL I GUESS NONE OF YOU WILL GET MY AWESOME TOPICS ABOUT INDIE COMEDIES THAT NO ONE ELSE CARES ABOUT NOW

Crushed · « **Reply #22348 on:** February 21, 2009, 01:48:57 AM »

Quote from: Cheebs on February 21, 2009, 01:48:29 AM

WELL I GUESS NONE OF YOU WILL GET MY AWESOME TOPICS ABOUT INDIE COMEDIES THAT NO ONE ELSE CARES ABOUT NOW

WHY COULDN'T YOU HAVE BEEN THE DAUGHTER YOUR MOTHER AND I WANTED

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #22349 on:** February 21, 2009, 01:49:11 AM »

I think you messed this up deliberately now. I will always hold this against you, even more than your sixty dollar haircuts and hipster glasses, you cunt!

Cheebs · « **Reply #22350 on:** February 21, 2009, 01:50:51 AM »

Quote from: Willco on February 21, 2009, 01:49:11 AM

I think you messed this up deliberately now. I will always hold this against you, even more than your sixty dollar haircuts and hipster glasses, you david jaffe!

You say that now, but what happens when AICN reports on the potential story for Indy 5 and no one is there to post a topic about it?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #22351 on:** February 21, 2009, 01:52:22 AM »

Some other replaceable hipster twat. Go hang out with Maurice.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #22352 on:** February 21, 2009, 01:54:56 AM »

I don't know what's more pathetic, Cheebs being handed the baton and still failing...or Willco trying his hardest to be funny and falling flat on his face

*que jokes about mah' smile*

Cheebs · « **Reply #22353 on:** February 21, 2009, 01:57:03 AM »

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #22354 on:** February 21, 2009, 01:57:17 AM »

Look, PD is all butthurt because he got relegated to the dunce cap brigade.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #22355 on:** February 21, 2009, 02:00:09 AM »

Not butthurt, just observing the situation

you missed a lay up Cheebs. Might as well call you Kwame Brown

Cheebs · « **Reply #22356 on:** February 21, 2009, 02:02:23 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 21, 2009, 02:00:09 AM

you missed a lay up Cheebs. Might as well call you Kwame Brown

this is why I said to write up the post word for word! their failure in trusting me to perform a simple action isn't my fault I am well known to have no idea what I am doing or saying. I already got lucky once for owning jaffe, to expect me to do TWO things right in one night is being naive.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #22357 on:** February 21, 2009, 02:08:10 AM »

good point :'(

E-DuB · « **Reply #22358 on:** February 21, 2009, 02:10:16 AM »

Quote from: Willco on February 21, 2009, 01:43:03 AM

We had an opportunity to bash Jaffe and you blew it!

... There goes our 1UP article. I should fucking bill you for these domain names! They're useless now! I feel like Bush in front of that Mission Accomplished! sign.

TVC15 · « **Reply #22359 on:** February 21, 2009, 02:22:12 AM »

PD you look like such a sweety in that pic. I want to kiss you. But note that I have laryngitis bad and I sound like a 90 year old smoking woman.

demi · « **Reply #22360 on:** February 21, 2009, 02:23:24 AM »

Just chiming in that Cheebs epically FAILED

No wonder you pay $50 for haircuts

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #22361 on:** February 21, 2009, 02:45:08 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 21, 2009, 02:22:12 AM

PD you look like such a sweety in that pic. I want to kiss you. But note that I have laryngitis bad and I sound like a 90 year old smoking woman.

If you wear a wig I can pretend you're a frech chick

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #22362 on:** February 21, 2009, 03:01:00 AM »

And speaking of dudes and wigs

[youtube=560,345]sgavtRUYb4s[/youtube]
what the fuck

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #22363 on:** February 21, 2009, 03:01:20 AM »

lol at the last three pages.

Poor Cheebs.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #22364 on:** February 21, 2009, 03:39:00 AM »

Reeks of label intervention. She was supposed to be the female Soulja Boy but her album flopped and everyone forgot about her. So I guess now they're channeling what, Kanye West weirdness with some Amy Winehouse? I dunno but it's odd seeing NY rappers shuck and jive to get attention these days

smh

TVC15 · « **Reply #22365 on:** February 21, 2009, 06:56:37 AM »

Not to be ereet like LCD Soundsystem, but I have a pre-release promo copy of Homework.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #22366 on:** February 21, 2009, 07:08:39 AM »

Most music genres are either on their deathbed or just limping along. The rap and R&B genres are on their deathbed. The underground scene is decent but even that, when listening to some, is lacking inspiration these days (NO MORE SOUL LOOPS).

The whole industry, mainstream and underground, is in desperate need of a reboot.

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 21, 2009, 03:39:00 AM

Reeks of label intervention. She was supposed to be the female Soulja Boy but her album flopped and everyone forgot about her. So I guess now they're channeling what, Kanye West weirdness with some Amy Winehouse? I dunno but it's odd seeing NY rappers shuck and jive to get attention these days

smh

Better than the minstrel shows that we used to see (ie, Ying Yang Twinz)

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #22367 on:** February 21, 2009, 07:17:16 AM »

Quote from: jarosh on February 21, 2009, 07:15:39 AM

Quote from: T EXP on February 21, 2009, 07:08:39 AM
Most music genres are either on their deathbed or just limping along. The rap and R&B genres are on their deathbed. The underground scene is decent but even that, when listening to some, is lacking inspiration these days (NO MORE SOUL LOOPS).

The whole industry, mainstream and underground, is in desperate need of a reboot.
quite the generalization you got going there. are you strictly talking about the american music industry or something? what genre does "underground" even refer to? hip hop? indy rock? electronic music? what's an "underground scene"?

Underground scene basically means music that is not from a mainstream music label, or at least the kind I'm referring to.

Grecco · « **Reply #22368 on:** February 21, 2009, 08:57:12 AM »

Sorry to shit this thread with Gaffo drama

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=353088&page=1

but im baffled at how somebody can post a fishing thread and not get banned. One dude calls him out on it and does get banned.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #22369 on:** February 21, 2009, 09:57:59 AM »

But seriously though, Cheebs blew it.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #22370 on:** February 21, 2009, 09:59:46 AM »

His chance at redemption...gone. May never get another opportunity either.

Grecco: I did read that thread and at this point, the Sony bias on the gaming side is so thick that one who would call out a Microsoft bashing OP would get banned. It truly is Sony against the world. Thank God there is that loyal contingency on GAF to fight Sony's battles against Microsoft, who has paid off every entity in the industry and the media in general.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #22371 on:** February 21, 2009, 10:33:41 AM »

Anything that remotely resembles criticism on Sony, albeit accurate, is labeled as bias? The company totally dominated the industry for almost fifteen years and then spectacularly tanked this go around - hardly the trappings for an article promoting corporate decision making. I don't think we've ever seen a fall so hard and so quick; even Nintendo's fall from dominance was more of a gradual fade than an astonishing plummet to industry loser. And Nintendo was still able to pull a profit with its consoles.

Nobody is going to want to read an article from an industry tool stating how Sony is positioned to make great strides this year with its exclusive, first party titles (tell me another one), 10 year life cycle and commitment to making an interactive, free online network (and a few other jabs at Microsoft). That's not news - that's regurgitated talking points from SCEA's public relations. The news is how did Sony fall so fast? And will the company learn anything as it begins to look towards the future?

Cheebs · « **Reply #22372 on:** February 21, 2009, 10:42:01 AM »

Were Nintendo fanboys this bad the last generation about being in last place and freaked out at anyone who mentioned it?

Oh and I blew it blah blah blah...etc

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #22373 on:** February 21, 2009, 10:44:08 AM »

Can someone fill me in with an executive summary of what happened last night?

Also, this is ~~for~~ Demi

TVC15 · « **Reply #22374 on:** February 21, 2009, 10:45:44 AM »

Kosma, you can fuck my mouth all the time if you let me move in with you.

dammitmattt · « **Reply #22375 on:** February 21, 2009, 10:51:03 AM »

Quote from: Cheebs on February 21, 2009, 10:42:01 AM

Were Nintendo fanboys this bad the last generation about being in last place and freaked out at anyone who mentioned it?

God, yes. That's why they're so insufferable now.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #22376 on:** February 21, 2009, 10:51:22 AM »

Look, I used to write for Nintendorks and while I felt many of the hardcore fans were overly optimistic about the sales performance of individual games and generally touted "quality over quantity" way, way too much - they were not in denial about sales performance of the system. The fans would cling to arguments touting the image quality and graphics capabilities of the GameCube over its competitors, and which company would take second place - Nintendo or Microsoft?

But, those arguments were in the spectrum of reality.

Initially, fans went from optimistic that with Capcom exclusives and optical media, Nintendo had a shot to go after Sony, to whether or not they would beat Microsoft in worldwide units sold. There was no unrealistic hope that Nintendo was going to make a run for Sony about a year into the GameCube's life cycle.

Sony fans really, truly believe that at any moment, the company will launch so massive campaign to reclaim what was rightfully theirs and make a run for Microsoft and Nintendo. 10 year life cycle, exclusives, etc.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #22377 on:** February 21, 2009, 10:52:55 AM »

Anything these days that doesn't worship Sony or the PS3 is automatically biased. It is a shock to go from #1 to a ever falling behind #3 in just one year. Sfags don't really seem to get that and think it is a shot against the PlayStation, which is somehow connected to the general self esteem of a lot of people on GAF. Anyone that brings up that PS3 is #3 is automatically biased and may have been paid off by Microsoft, who apparently is willing to sacrifice their credibility as a company just so they can ridicule the PS3. LOL.

Quote from: Cheebs on February 21, 2009, 10:42:01 AM

Were Nintendo fanboys this bad the last generation about being in last place and freaked out at anyone who mentioned it?

Oh and I blew it blah blah blah...etc

Kind of.

Nintendo fans last gen thought that Nintendo was going to dominate again and it was only the matter of "x"'s release to make it happen. As a result, we waited for Resident Evil Remake, Super Mario Sunshine, Metroid Prime, Zelda Wind Waker, the GBA connectivity thing, Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles, and then Mario Kart. After Mario Kart, Nintendo fans largely accepted that the GC wasn't going anywhere and started looking forward to the DS.

Megaton was probably the pinnacle of Nintard hype for the GC. Still, all of the posts surrounding Megaton probably didn't amount to the posts devoted to Killzone 2 or even a thread about Killzone 2 .gifs.

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #22378 on:** February 21, 2009, 10:56:47 AM »

I spent alot of time on the Sytem Wars board on Gamefaqs (lol) back in 2004-2006 and all I can say is that the tone on neogaf is very similar to that board at that time. I would be willing to bet that many of the sfags from that board migrated to gaf.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #22379 on:** February 21, 2009, 10:57:35 AM »

I thought a lot of them did. Not Sfags in particular but I do remember a large migration of GameFAQs to NeoGAF a couple years back.

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Author Topic: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Here!) (Read 3047754 times)