I know you're trolling me, yet still I find myself enraged
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It's very obviously fake, and funny.
Stranger: hiStranger: asl?You: 3 months/unformed/mother's wombYou: i am a fetusYou: literallyYour conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hi, i'm looking for someone are you from oregon and is fight club your favourite movie?You: no but i like to fuck dogs, is that okayStranger: god no, get help.Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: eyStranger: heyYou: helloYou: i like animeStranger: asl?Stranger: i like cockYou: awesomeYou: i like cock tooStranger: 15/m/ausYou: ew, you're not a shotaYour conversational partner has disconnected.
You: my fursona is that of the mighty elephant seal.Stranger: you into anal?You: you will call me lord barkabulbStranger: after you suck my dickYou: I ONLY SUCK THE HEADS OF SQUID AND EELStranger: well your in luck, im a giant squidYou: giant squid do not live in shallow water, assholeYou: you are eaten by a sperm whaleStranger: im typing from the depths of the atlanticStranger: im banging on the titanic right nowYou: too bad I live in argentinaStranger: get your ass down here thenStranger: you said youll give me headYou: i shall give you no such thing, i have a harem of females to attend toYou: you shall live your life in the deep, alone and fertilizing floating eggsStranger: i eat eggsYou: i shall perform circus tricks and be beloved by small childrenStranger: i rape small childrenYou: nonsense your body cannot support itself outside of the waterYou: you have no internal or external skeletonStranger: who says i get outside of the waterYou: you have no penisStranger: yes i doYou: it is inside your body and flabbyStranger: so?Stranger: bringthe children under, throw em in there, and fuck emYou: so you are an inferior mollusc. i consume molluscs dailyStranger: i fuck children dailyYou: how uncouth. i am a noble of a line stretching back over 300 years on the Argentinian coastStranger: fuck argentina, no one caresYou: my refined habits include poetry, the harpsichord, and masturbating to dickgirl animeYou: i mean eating fishYou: not that last oneStranger: im doneYour conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: heiYou: do you speak english?Stranger: fo cosStranger: from?You: oh, sorry, i don't speak portugeseStranger: of cos =of course ..Stranger: u from?You: is portugal nice?Stranger: i am not from portugal babeYou: sorry, but I really can't understand you. I hear lisbon is great thoughStranger: whats wrong with u?You: oh i get it, you're from brazilStranger: ........You: sorry, i just see portugese and assume portugalStranger: my fucking god.............where are you from?britain、Stranger: ？You: i'm from north koreaStranger: oStranger: is your country good?You: where are you from?Stranger: i am your neighbourYou: yeah, it's great. we're gonna get running water next month!Stranger: what is running water?You: it's like water, in pipes. the leader just invented it last week. no need for wells!Stranger: omg..Stranger: is the leader ok.?Stranger: are u kidding me?You: he's fine. he says that as soon as our american friend starts the revolution, we'll have a new countryStranger: what do u do in N.Korea?You: we get to work all day and eat carrots. sometimes on the weekend we get a radish as a treatStranger: really?You: yeah. and leader says that as soon as comrade obama is ready, we'll have fast cars and robot servantsStranger: omg u must be kidding meStranger: so have u ever seen your leader?You: yeah...You: well sortaYou: he's the main character in World #1 Game, StarKimYou: the most advanced computer game in worldYou: he programmed it himselfStranger: do u believe in your leader?You: do you believe in YOUR capitalist masters?Stranger: noStranger: i am from socialist country my friendYou: then you are a great friend, even if your country is weaker and less advancedStranger: have you ever been abroad?You: of course not. the world outside the democratic people's republic of korea is dangerous, and filled with the Evil SerpentsStranger: haha whats your job?You: i am a farmer of the peopleStranger: u are so cuteYou: you will not be laughing at me!! this is an insult to the DPRKStranger: tell me the truth where are you?You: in the DPRKStranger: DPRK people dont act as u doYou: how do you know, you have been fed lies by your overlordsStranger: you are a good actorYou: once we fulfill this month's quota, you will not guffawYou: our work supplies the armiesStranger: which city are you in?You: uh................... dick cityYou: LIKE YOUStranger: whats the highest mountain DPRK?Stranger: hahaStranger: US?You: THE IRON MEN ARE 100 METERS HIGH THEY SHALL CRUSH YOU LONG LIVE THE DPRK AND ETERNAL LEADERYou have disconnected.
You: my refined habits include poetry, the harpsichord, and masturbating to dickgirl animeYou: i mean eating fishYou: not that last one
You: hey how do you fix a babyStranger: how is it broken?You: i was playing street fighter 4 and it cried so i punched itYou: i mean i was about to beat seth and threw me off so it was being a dickYou: anyway the parents will be home in like 10 minutes so i need to know fastStranger: i'd rape it to deathYour conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: helloYou: A WILD STRANGER APPEAREDYou: GO BULBASAUR!You: BULBASAUR USED TACKLEStranger: helloYou: YOU USED A POKEBALLYou: AW! IT APPEARED TO BE CAUGHT!You: BULBASAUR USED TACKLEYour conversational partner has disconnected.
QuoteARNDALE, OK – Sheriff’s investigators have closed the unsettling case of a 49-year-old female construction worker found dead in her driveway after a neighbor witnessed her using a high-powered jackhammer to pleasure herself.After a two-day investigation in which officials initially suspected foul play–Shirley Dent’s death on May 1 has now been ruled an accident “after severe internal distress induced by the machine was discovered,” Det.-Sgt. Karl Sprout of the Alpara County Sheriff’s Office said yesterday.On May 1, a neighbor witnessed a naked Ms. Dent in her driveway “struggling to direct a jackhammer toward her mid-section.” The alarmed neighbor notified police after hearing ear-splitting moans of distress that carried over the raucous jackhammer. Authorities arrived at the scene to an unresponsive Ms. Dent, who was then transported to West Grenier Hospital where she was pronounced dead shortly thereafter.The recently divorced Ms. Dent had been questioned by authorities three times over the past month after neighbors complained of her running a prostitution ring from her home. Records also show that Ms. Dent supplemented her income as the sole proprietor of a sex toy distributor.Ms. Dent’s alleged extracurricular activities appear to be unrelated to her death. A neighbor who declined to be identified said, “She was a horny lady, especially after her husband moved out. My family could hear moans coming from her place all the time.”WHAT THE FUCK.WHAT THE FUCK.WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK.
ARNDALE, OK – Sheriff’s investigators have closed the unsettling case of a 49-year-old female construction worker found dead in her driveway after a neighbor witnessed her using a high-powered jackhammer to pleasure herself.After a two-day investigation in which officials initially suspected foul play–Shirley Dent’s death on May 1 has now been ruled an accident “after severe internal distress induced by the machine was discovered,” Det.-Sgt. Karl Sprout of the Alpara County Sheriff’s Office said yesterday.On May 1, a neighbor witnessed a naked Ms. Dent in her driveway “struggling to direct a jackhammer toward her mid-section.” The alarmed neighbor notified police after hearing ear-splitting moans of distress that carried over the raucous jackhammer. Authorities arrived at the scene to an unresponsive Ms. Dent, who was then transported to West Grenier Hospital where she was pronounced dead shortly thereafter.The recently divorced Ms. Dent had been questioned by authorities three times over the past month after neighbors complained of her running a prostitution ring from her home. Records also show that Ms. Dent supplemented her income as the sole proprietor of a sex toy distributor.Ms. Dent’s alleged extracurricular activities appear to be unrelated to her death. A neighbor who declined to be identified said, “She was a horny lady, especially after her husband moved out. My family could hear moans coming from her place all the time.”
smh
Went there to buy SMG and well Iw as buying it the guy asked me if I wanted a "Target card".Thinking this was the same as a "Freshmart" card I signed up for . . . only to find out thats it's some fucking credit card right when he charged it. I said NO, I don't want any fucking credit card, I thought it was a store card. He tried to stop the transaction, failed and called some lady over. Lady scolded him, saying that she makes it a point to tell people it's a credit card cause this shit has happened before. She than told me that if I didn't want the card than I could close it after paying for the game there with cash . . . like I wanted (by using some number on the cash receipt to call them up and prove I paid for it).Got home, called them up, fixed everything by telling the guy the number and everything was fine . . . or atleast it SEEMED fine. Kept getting mail from them and just tossed them out as junk mail til one month (Feb-March) I opened it up and they were charging me for the fucking game on the card (a card which I never actually got because it was canned on their end and was never sent in the mail).I go off to the Target store and give them a bitch fit . . . they asked me for the receipt to prove that I paid for it. A FUCKING OCT 11th RECEIPT! I told them I didn't have it but I did have the game, they scanned it and only got info on the card transaction. The lady that was dealing with me "checked" the register and there were no "over amounts" on that day (so I guess someone pocketed my $55 after I left, thinking it wouldn't matter because I would have fixed everything!). They tell me that they will look into it . . . a week later I get a letter saying that they did some shit.Cool, it's fixed, right? Nope, they just took off $10 because there was a disscount that I never got because I paid for the fucking game in cash! Next letter I got was asking for over fees and (jump to the fucking future where it's become clear that I just can't fucking fix this with out a fucking receipt from OCT! Which is odd because I have receipts piled up from way before than but this is the one fucker that got away . . . ) now I owe $122 so that I can have the account closed and stop this shit for good . . . and thats like half the money I have in the bank.
Well, that's certainly jacked up...wtf, where's that "Smartass" smiley? : (
Quote from: Veidt on May 22, 2009, 01:06:14 PMWell, that's certainly jacked up...wtf, where's that "Smartass" smiley? : (It's all the way at the bottom.
Check out this distinguished mentally-challenged fellowhttp://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=15959779&postcount=220QuoteWent there to buy SMG and well Iw as buying it the guy asked me if I wanted a "Target card".Thinking this was the same as a "Freshmart" card I signed up for . . . only to find out thats it's some fucking credit card right when he charged it. I said NO, I don't want any fucking credit card, I thought it was a store card. He tried to stop the transaction, failed and called some lady over. Lady scolded him, saying that she makes it a point to tell people it's a credit card cause this shit has happened before. She than told me that if I didn't want the card than I could close it after paying for the game there with cash . . . like I wanted (by using some number on the cash receipt to call them up and prove I paid for it).Got home, called them up, fixed everything by telling the guy the number and everything was fine . . . or atleast it SEEMED fine. Kept getting mail from them and just tossed them out as junk mail til one month (Feb-March) I opened it up and they were charging me for the fucking game on the card (a card which I never actually got because it was canned on their end and was never sent in the mail).I go off to the Target store and give them a bitch fit . . . they asked me for the receipt to prove that I paid for it. A FUCKING OCT 11th RECEIPT! I told them I didn't have it but I did have the game, they scanned it and only got info on the card transaction. The lady that was dealing with me "checked" the register and there were no "over amounts" on that day (so I guess someone pocketed my $55 after I left, thinking it wouldn't matter because I would have fixed everything!). They tell me that they will look into it . . . a week later I get a letter saying that they did some shit.Cool, it's fixed, right? Nope, they just took off $10 because there was a disscount that I never got because I paid for the fucking game in cash! Next letter I got was asking for over fees and (jump to the fucking future where it's become clear that I just can't fucking fix this with out a fucking receipt from OCT! Which is odd because I have receipts piled up from way before than but this is the one fucker that got away . . . ) now I owe $122 so that I can have the account closed and stop this shit for good . . . and thats like half the money I have in the bank.
If there was ever a person I hated more on GAF, it's Wii Will Rock U. Worst fucking ninthing on that site, holy christ. Makes omg rite look tame.
Quote from: BrandNew on May 22, 2009, 12:16:59 PMIf there was ever a person I hated more on GAF, it's Wii Will Rock U. Worst fucking ninthing on that site, holy christ. Makes omg rite look tame.That and the HUELEN guy give Ninthings a bad name (lol).
Quote from: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on May 22, 2009, 12:32:47 PMQuote from: BrandNew on May 22, 2009, 12:16:59 PMIf there was ever a person I hated more on GAF, it's Wii Will Rock U. Worst fucking ninthing on that site, holy christ. Makes omg rite look tame.That and the HUELEN guy give Ninthings a bad name (lol).Don't forget that douchebag, Oblivion.
Fear and Loathing the Board Game
who the hell listens to mancow
omg rite pisses me off to no end. especially in the Eminem thread
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The former NSW gaming minster Richard Face could be spending Christmas in jail after admitting he had lied to the corruption watchdog.But his lawyer said the former Labor MP was sorry and had paid heavily for his mistake.Face, 62, yesterday pleaded guilty to making a false statement in a letter to the Independent Commission Against Corruption in March last year in which he denied misusing parliamentary and electoral office staff to help him set up a consultancy.
I don't get why she's mad.
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I see the phrase "hardlycore" flung around by the ninthings at GAF. What does that even mean? Someone that likes Halo?
"Arab" and "Voyeur" are interchangeable btw.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=362598holy shit "UM IF YOU KNEW GYPSIES YOU'D KNOW THEY'RE ALL JUST A BUNCH OF THIEVES (NOT RACIST, JUST SAYING)"
