Crushed looked up from the exploded body of the demon. There was no doubt in his mind that the foul creature had been sent by the greatest evil on Earth, President Obama. Of course, the entire election had been nothing but sham from the start. A carefully crafted show designed to keep the slobbering masses preoccupied while vile machinations were set into motion behind the scenes. Machinations that would bring about the downfall of the God-fearing, freedom-loving people of America once and for all, which even Satan himself reviled. Crushed knew that this must not come to pass or the whole world would be in jeopardy of falling under the tyranny of the limp-wristed liberal snakes and their army of gay negroes and demons.
"What can we do?" Ganhyun cried. "They're so much more powerful than us! We lost three good men just taking down this one demon!"
"It looks bad," Crushed admitted, "But we can't just let them do what they want to America, our glorious homeland. We can't just stand by and let them take away our guns and our freedom to not have to see gay people walking down the street! They think we'll just roll over and give up, because, unlike us, that's all they really know how to do when things get tough. But we aren't like them, Ganhyun, we're not like them."
Crushed gripped the American flag close to his bosom and shed a single tear. It had become torn during the battle and now it could no longer fly proudly, as it should, and none of them knew how to stitch cloth. There was only one more thing that they could do for it. Crushed carefully folded the flag and then placed it on top of the pyre that Ganhyun had erected. Silently, he set the pyre ablaze and then stood back. Ganhyun cried as the flag, their beloved flag, burned, but Crushed did not. He had already cried once for the liberties that had been taken away from righteous Americans, he would cry no more.
When the flag had finished burning, Crushed picked up his M16 and hoisted it onto his shoulder.
"It's time to go out there and kill those damned liberals once and for all!" Crushed yelled, his voice shaking the heavens, "And it's time to take back America for the people who truly love it!"
