Author Topic: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Here!) (Read 2473016 times)

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #32100 on:** August 26, 2009, 03:55:11 PM »

Man, I sure hope he died, or else his parents won't be able to buy groceries and he'll feel like such a dick.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #32101 on:** August 26, 2009, 03:57:20 PM »

He hit a slow moving tractor and flipped his Dodge Shadow. Texting and Kentucky FTL

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #32102 on:** August 26, 2009, 05:40:26 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on August 26, 2009, 03:47:09 PM

Murdering Cow

Wow, British people are unsympathetic douchebags

Gordon Ramsay got to you?

Crushed · « **Reply #32103 on:** August 26, 2009, 06:08:53 PM »

the burger king would never be the same. the delicious charbroiled patties smelled like burning flesh, and to the dozens of staring eyes, the dollop of ketchup that squirted onto him looked like the blood of innocent families. he lifted the top bun. "oi mate ur daughter's a bloody baby killing sod, what" was spelled in mayo. he had told them no mayo.

Reb · « **Reply #32104 on:** August 26, 2009, 06:11:59 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=17306808

If it was body weight related, it would've been over in 5 minutes.

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #32105 on:** August 26, 2009, 06:28:12 PM »

Quote from: Rebiak on August 26, 2009, 06:11:59 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=17306808

If it was body weight related, it would've been over in 5 minutes.

Not really. THC is fat soluble

edit: lol, that guy asking about mental disorders made me remember when he lost his shit.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #32106 on:** August 26, 2009, 06:53:35 PM »

Quote from: Rebiak on August 26, 2009, 06:11:59 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=17306808

If it was body weight related, it would've been over in 5 minutes.

She smoked some weed last Friday, and she's still high?

DAT SUM DAUM GOOT GRASS MON!

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #32107 on:** August 26, 2009, 07:07:22 PM »

Quote from: Rebiak on August 26, 2009, 06:11:59 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=17306808

Bildi · « **Reply #32108 on:** August 26, 2009, 07:35:04 PM »

Maybe she'll die soon.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #32109 on:** August 26, 2009, 07:39:57 PM »

She isn't attention whoring, she is just mentally unbalanced:

- Goes by at least two names (Abby and Stacey)
- Rapidly fluctuating weight not related to pregnancy
- Her constant sexualizing (not a real word) of everything reeks of having serious issues rather than liberation*
- Prone to bipolar reactions (see: her encounter with the cop)

spoiler (click to show/hide)

* - Before some slobbering fuckstick suggests that this is a sexual double standard, the way she does it is the problem. Although if you're a dude who sexualizes everything too, then you most likely got issues as well.

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Powerslave · « **Reply #32110 on:** August 26, 2009, 08:12:35 PM »

Weed messed her up. I remember my very positive experience first time getting high. I felt uplifted and I was smiling for days. But yeah that fades away quick and you soon want to smoke more and more. Weed is dangerous though, it can influence your thinking on long term usage. I'm not talking about memory loss either. It can change your personality, this may turn out good for some but may have negative effects for others.

BlackMage · « **Reply #32111 on:** August 26, 2009, 08:43:55 PM »

Quote from: Rebiak on August 26, 2009, 06:11:59 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=17306808

If it was body weight related, it would've been over in 5 minutes.

"If you eaten, which I am sure you have, the high would have to be gone by now. Sorry, it's all in your head."

best quote in that thread.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #32112 on:** August 26, 2009, 08:50:08 PM »

Is this guy for real?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=17305939&postcount=29

BlackMage · « **Reply #32113 on:** August 26, 2009, 08:52:14 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on August 26, 2009, 08:50:08 PM

Is this guy for real?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=17305939&postcount=29

he's got a fetish for large sea mammals.

Jansen · « **Reply #32114 on:** August 26, 2009, 09:12:31 PM »

http://forum.ea.com/eaforum/forums/show/3607.page

lennedsay · « **Reply #32115 on:** August 26, 2009, 09:13:39 PM »

Oh my. I think that guy's serious.

Bildi · « **Reply #32116 on:** August 26, 2009, 09:57:46 PM »

Quote from: Jansen on August 26, 2009, 09:12:31 PM

http://forum.ea.com/eaforum/forums/show/3607.page

WTF

What are they all so upset about?

Jansen · « **Reply #32117 on:** August 26, 2009, 09:59:18 PM »

Quote from: Bildi on August 26, 2009, 09:57:46 PM

Quote from: Jansen on August 26, 2009, 09:12:31 PM

http://forum.ea.com/eaforum/forums/show/3607.page

WTF

What are they all so upset about?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=372398

demi · « **Reply #32118 on:** August 26, 2009, 10:29:24 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on August 26, 2009, 08:50:08 PM

Is this guy for real?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=17305939&postcount=29

I'd jerk off to Luna Clover doing jumping jacks. I'd jerk off to you too, Joe.

Sideshow Raheem · « **Reply #32119 on:** August 26, 2009, 11:16:15 PM »

Quote from: T EXP on August 26, 2009, 07:39:57 PM

She isn't attention whoring, she is just mentally unbalanced:

- Goes by at least two names (Abby and Stacey)
- Rapidly fluctuating weight not related to pregnancy
- Her constant sexualizing (not a real word) of everything reeks of having serious issues rather than liberation*
- Prone to bipolar reactions (see: her encounter with the cop)

spoiler (click to show/hide)
* - Before some slobbering fuckstick suggests that this is a sexual double standard, the way she does it is the problem. Although if you're a dude who sexualizes everything too, then you most likely got issues as well.
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I'd say she does some attention whoring. Those post-birth pictures ... dear lord. It was as if she couldn't imagine receiving anything but blind simpering praise for them.

Also:

Quote from: RandomLK

Did you eat your child whilst high?

lennedsay · « **Reply #32120 on:** August 26, 2009, 11:27:32 PM »

Quote from: Jansen on August 26, 2009, 09:12:31 PM

http://forum.ea.com/eaforum/forums/show/3607.page

Bildi · « **Reply #32121 on:** August 26, 2009, 11:39:25 PM »

Quote from: Jansen on August 26, 2009, 09:59:18 PM

Quote from: Bildi on August 26, 2009, 09:57:46 PM
Quote from: Jansen on August 26, 2009, 09:12:31 PM

http://forum.ea.com/eaforum/forums/show/3607.page

WTF

What are they all so upset about?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=372398

Oh, an sfag revenge thing. EA should know better than to kick a cripple when he's down.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #32122 on:** August 27, 2009, 12:05:18 AM »

[youtube=560,345]04005SKP0Cc[/youtube]

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #32123 on:** August 27, 2009, 12:12:03 AM »

The comments

Here's a superior fatty:

spoiler (click to show/hide)

[youtube=560,345]KWIe_zhWHtk[/youtube]

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Brehvolution · « **Reply #32124 on:** August 27, 2009, 12:15:30 AM »

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Flatwoods · « **Reply #32125 on:** August 27, 2009, 12:28:42 AM »

Well this thread has taken kind of a weird turn.
Not that I'm going to change it
[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #32126 on:** August 27, 2009, 12:32:41 AM »

Could I get some background on that whole EA thing?

Purple Filth · « **Reply #32127 on:** August 27, 2009, 01:15:36 AM »

Quote from: T EXP on August 27, 2009, 12:32:41 AM

Could I get some background on that whole EA thing?

*Assuming its actually the same person*

According to super_secret (someone who nailed the info on the slim not having linux, new chime, etc. ) sony actually had the custom soundtrack ready to implement and it would work in 95% of its games. It seems EA had a game in the 5% and became real bitches about it and threatened to pull support so sony gimped the implementation.

He just gave a tip by posting some initials which was the Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix game and everyone took it from there.

E-DuB · « **Reply #32128 on:** August 27, 2009, 01:18:54 AM »

Quote from: Jansen on August 26, 2009, 09:12:31 PM

http://forum.ea.com/eaforum/forums/show/3607.page

"Show me your RAGE!"

pilonv1 · « **Reply #32129 on:** August 27, 2009, 01:53:41 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=372426

LOUL SICK BURN ON GABE HAY GUYZ

Bildi · « **Reply #32130 on:** August 27, 2009, 02:19:22 AM »

Quote from: pilonv1 on August 27, 2009, 01:53:41 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=372426

LOUL SICK BURN ON GABE HAY GUYZ

WOW. Uncharted 2 changes the sound depending on whether a door is closed between you and a sound source? Just like in most racing games?

And they filled a 25GB disc? Presumably with repeating data to cut down on load times?

WOW.

Quote from: ConradCervantes

Naughty Gods indeed. They've really set themselves up higher than any other developer this generation, always making strides to improve on past works. The runaway developer of this generation.

Preach it brother!

Naughty Dog

twerd · « **Reply #32131 on:** August 27, 2009, 02:23:13 AM »

all the naughty dog cock sucking gets on my nerves. and i LIKE their games.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #32132 on:** August 27, 2009, 02:54:09 AM »

The amount of back slapping over sticking it to Gabe is what makes me smh the most

Vizzys · « **Reply #32133 on:** August 27, 2009, 03:04:21 AM »

haters gonna hate

ManaByte · « **Reply #32134 on:** August 27, 2009, 03:23:23 AM »

Quote from: Jansen on August 26, 2009, 09:12:31 PM

http://forum.ea.com/eaforum/forums/show/3607.page

Also EA canned 35 people from the Maxis Spore studio today. Ark-AMN on Gaf worked in QA there.

ManaByte · « **Reply #32135 on:** August 27, 2009, 03:29:26 AM »

Quote from: pilonv1 on August 27, 2009, 01:53:41 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=372426

LOUL SICK BURN ON GABE HAY GUYZ

How is it Gabes fault that the PS Triple isn't powerful enough to run a six year old shader-based engine that the Xbox had no trouble at all running and running pretty well? Stupid fucking SFags. ND wishes they could create an engine as scalable, versitile, and good looking as Source.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #32136 on:** August 27, 2009, 03:40:02 AM »

LOL VALVE AND THEIR SUPERIOR TRACK RECORD LOL

Vizzys · « **Reply #32137 on:** August 27, 2009, 03:56:04 AM »

The PS3 is a total disaster on so many levels, I think It’s really clear that Sony lost track of what customers and what developers wanted," Newell told Game Informer magazine. "I’d say, even at this late date, they should just cancel it and do a ‘do over’. Just say, ‘This was a horrible disaster and we’re sorry and we’re going to stop selling this and stop trying to convince people to develop for it.’

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #32138 on:** August 27, 2009, 04:01:18 AM »

I can't even honestly say "can't wait for UC2 to bomb!" It's going to bomb of course, but the thrill will be brief as Slads spin defeat into weaves of gold

ManaByte · « **Reply #32139 on:** August 27, 2009, 04:09:59 AM »

Quote from: Viz on August 27, 2009, 03:56:04 AM

The PS3 is a total disaster on so many levels, I think It’s really clear that Sony lost track of what customers and what developers wanted," Newell told Game Informer magazine. "I’d say, even at this late date, they should just cancel it and do a ‘do over’. Just say, ‘This was a horrible disaster and we’re sorry and we’re going to stop selling this and stop trying to convince people to develop for it.’

(Image removed from quote.)

The man speaks the truth.

Half Life 2 on the Xbox 1 ran better than the PS Triple version.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #32140 on:** August 27, 2009, 06:24:58 AM »

Quote from: Willco on August 27, 2009, 03:40:02 AM

LOL VALVE AND THEIR SUPERIOR TRACK RECORD LOL

Well KZ2 looks better the Orange Box so gabe must be fat

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #32141 on:** August 27, 2009, 08:03:19 AM »

I blame the slim. Sfags kind of accepted the PS3's fate until the slim came out, making them think it is going to sell millions upon millions. So now they're all uppity again, thinking that every significant PS3 release will be a huge hit, making 360 sales grind to a total halt.

Quote from: Purple Filth on August 27, 2009, 01:15:36 AM

Quote from: T EXP on August 27, 2009, 12:32:41 AM
Could I get some background on that whole EA thing?

*Assuming its actually the same person*

According to super_secret (someone who nailed the info on the slim not having linux, new chime, etc. ) sony actually had the custom soundtrack ready to implement and it would work in 95% of its games. It seems EA had a game in the 5% and became real bitches about it and threatened to pull support so sony gimped the implementation.

He just gave a tip by posting some initials which was the Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix game and everyone took it from there.

Thanks.

Although I think spamming their forum with Tubgirl in retaliation is a little extreme.

Purple Filth · « **Reply #32142 on:** August 27, 2009, 08:45:59 AM »

Quote from: T EXP on August 27, 2009, 08:03:19 AM

I blame the slim. Sfags kind of accepted the PS3's fate until the slim came out, making them think it is going to sell millions upon millions. So now they're all uppity again, thinking that every significant PS3 release will be a huge hit, making 360 sales grind to a total halt.

Quote from: Purple Filth on August 27, 2009, 01:15:36 AM
Quote from: T EXP on August 27, 2009, 12:32:41 AM
Could I get some background on that whole EA thing?

*Assuming its actually the same person*

According to super_secret (someone who nailed the info on the slim not having linux, new chime, etc. ) sony actually had the custom soundtrack ready to implement and it would work in 95% of its games. It seems EA had a game in the 5% and became real bitches about it and threatened to pull support so sony gimped the implementation.

He just gave a tip by posting some initials which was the Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix game and everyone took it from there.

Thanks.

Although I think spamming their forum with Tubgirl and dead bodies in retaliation is a little extreme.