no surprises there. It's gaf.
"I just slammed my cat's head into ground after it tried to steal my fukken cookies, it's twitching and bleeding and seems to have lost all motor skills, what do I do?"
"I love this girl, should I write her a crown of sonnets in olde english gilded in diamond encrusted caviar?"
"I'm 40 and a virgin and want to make up for lost time, what's the best way to meet hot young women? also, I'm totally overweight and live with my mom."
"Hey dudes! I've been a Nintendo fan my whole life since the NES days, but Nintendo crossed ME for the LAST TIME when they changed the font on the Wii clock with the 2.0634 firmware update. Way to kill my favorite feature, you fucking assholes, I hope you die. So anyway, I just went to the store and bought 6 Xbox 360s, what games should I buy?"