The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Here!)

[EmCeeGrammar]

The dreamcast had the most distinguished mentally-challenged controller of that generetion, it would probably be the worst one of the decade but nintendo released the wii.

The wiimote is comfortable though.  Like, I have no natural resting position for a dc controller, it feels like I'm constantly reaching for something.

[Crushed]

it really is the only response when you get complete mongbert gamers who say there isn't a SINGLE good game on the machine.

dude you realize that nobody really thinks that right

it's a sacred holiday, watching segababies cry at the sacrilege is hilarious

[EmCeeGrammar]

I think the only games I really like were space channel 5 and crazy taxi.  I spent many years wondering if Jet Grind Radio was as awesome as it looked.  I finally got to play it around 06 and it was a huge disappointment.  The controls were less frustrating in the gba conversion.

[The Fake Shemp]

There's no drama.

Attention whore posts topic about her vagina, I post replies comparing it to sarlaac pit (with photographic evidence), attention whore cries, the Internet wins.

The end.

[Diunx]

The internet wont win until you post the PM she sent you ohh great leader.

[pilonv1]

The internet wont win until you post the PM she sent you ohh great leader.

[The Fake Shemp]

It's pretty sad, and not worth posting.

[bork]

The dreamcast had the most distinguished mentally-challenged controller of that generetion, it would probably be the worst one of the decade but nintendo released the wii.

The wiimote is comfortable though.  Like, I have no natural resting position for a dc controller, it feels like I'm constantly reaching for something.

I don't find it comfortable when you have to use it for constant waggling or as a pointing device.  Makes playing Metroid Prime a pain in the ass.

[EmCeeGrammar]

The dreamcast had the most distinguished mentally-challenged controller of that generetion, it would probably be the worst one of the decade but nintendo released the wii.

The wiimote is comfortable though.  Like, I have no natural resting position for a dc controller, it feels like I'm constantly reaching for something.

I don't find it comfortable when you have to use it for constant waggling or as a pointing device.  Makes playing Metroid Prime a pain in the ass.

Yeah don't agree there.  I was playing through GC echoes and the controls were a real step backwards from corruption.  Felt like I was at the mercy of the lockon system and lack of strafing made it harder to navigate.

[The Fake Shemp]

Of course not, all the females are attractive here.

[Phoenix Dark]

luna thread blueprint:

-make post relating to sexual activity and/or the abnormal workings of her female bits
-posters respond with jokes, confusion
-brave soul comments on the absurdity of the situation with a sex joke
-lols ensue
-luna tries to play along before questioning the maturity level of the forum
-thread locked

[EmCeeGrammar]

Of course not, all the females are attractive here.

All... three?  My experience irl leads me to believe most girls are self-centered and somewhat attention seekers.  But I mostly work with young girls in their late teens and twenties.

[Cormacaroni]

female with 100 posts = successful attention seeker
male with 10,000 posts = unsuccessful attention seeker who won't give up

[etiolate]

teenage girls do not even count as human beings

[Cormacaroni]

...so it's ok to kill them and dress in their flesh?

[bork]

The dreamcast had the most distinguished mentally-challenged controller of that generetion, it would probably be the worst one of the decade but nintendo released the wii.

The wiimote is comfortable though.  Like, I have no natural resting position for a dc controller, it feels like I'm constantly reaching for something.

I don't find it comfortable when you have to use it for constant waggling or as a pointing device.  Makes playing Metroid Prime a pain in the ass.

Yeah don't agree there.  I was playing through GC echoes and the controls were a real step backwards from corruption.  Felt like I was at the mercy of the lockon system and lack of strafing made it harder to navigate.

I've never played Corruption.  I'm talking about Metroid Prime with the new Wii control scheme on the Trilogy disc.  I loved the way the pointer/chuck combo worked for RE4, but I'm not really feeling it here.

[EmCeeGrammar]

The dreamcast had the most distinguished mentally-challenged controller of that generetion, it would probably be the worst one of the decade but nintendo released the wii.

The wiimote is comfortable though.  Like, I have no natural resting position for a dc controller, it feels like I'm constantly reaching for something.

I don't find it comfortable when you have to use it for constant waggling or as a pointing device.  Makes playing Metroid Prime a pain in the ass.

Yeah don't agree there.  I was playing through GC echoes and the controls were a real step backwards from corruption.  Felt like I was at the mercy of the lockon system and lack of strafing made it harder to navigate.

I've never played Corruption.  I'm talking about Metroid Prime with the new Wii control scheme on the Trilogy disc.  I loved the way the pointer/chuck combo worked for RE4, but I'm not really feeling it here.

Prime has the same setup.  Switch to advanced controls right away and turn off free aim during lock.  Free aim is good in corruption but the original prime games' enemies were designed around a lock on control scheme and their attack patterns haven't changed.  Otherwise the free look makes the game much more enjoyable to look around at the world youre exploring.

[The Sceneman]

...so it's ok to kill them and dress in their flesh?

pretty all much

[EmCeeGrammar]

Hey emcee I heard the Trilogy has some graphic effects taken out of it, whats up with that? Wii not coping with that GC engine?

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=31544.0

Like I said, I'm not entirely convinced its running on the Wii hardware solely.  Prime 2 gun barrel particle effects are still intact.  What happened with prime 1 is that the cannon particle effects weren't tied to the gun model in the original gc game.  Its more like they simply put the graphical effects over the bottom right screen real estate knowing the gun was never going to move out of place since its in a static position for the entire game.  Since they jerry-rigged Prime 1 with a dynamic gun barrel that moves with the reticule, the effects couldn't carry over without redoing them completely.  My guess is that it was a non-priority when they were trying to convert two gc games to the Wii.  No idea why the 3d water was removed.  Didn't notice it until it was mentioned.

[Joe Molotov]

I am debating whether or not to pull the trigger on a comment likely to get me banned.

Too late, you're already getting banned for that NSFW pic. WTF, dude, my boss saw that pic and now I'm fired.

WAT?

if true then that sucks

It was a joke, guys.

[ferrarimanf355]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/20090908/sc_livescience/why090909issospecial

Of course, the sega nerds are thinking Dreamcast today...

[twerd]

http://www.amazon.com/Mad-Catz-Dream-Pad-Sega-Dreamcast/dp/B000023MCN

Helped me get through all the games that extensively used the nub, and then when it was time to use that D-pad, just switch back to the regular controller. The dreamcast didn't have the greatest controller, but it was better than the N64 controller at the very least.

[archie4208]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=373568

I have never seen such a high concentration of internet males in my life.

[Reb]

I was expecting some super freaky nipples after reading that thread.

[CajoleJuice]

I was expecting some super freaky nipples after reading that thread.

Disappointed that they weren't?

[Reb]

I was expecting some super freaky nipples after reading that thread.

Disappointed that they weren't?

Yeah.

[etiolate]

mmmm milla

dem nipps

[Vizzys]

mmmm milla

dem nipps

#38;#t=1m0s

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ass like a 10 year old boy

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[ManaByte]

[Brehvolution]

It begins.

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The milking

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[ferrarimanf355]

[youtube=560,345]eeOXT_oMHKE[/youtube]

[Kestastrophe]

 

[Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich]

Gilbert...

[ferrarimanf355]

LOOK! TAY ZONDAY IS POPULAR AGAIN!

You are just the worst person, ferrariman.

I found it funny... 

[Phoenix Dark]

LOOK! TAY ZONDAY IS POPULAR AGAIN!

You are just the worst person, ferrariman.

Why the surprise? He posts the absolute worst pictures and videos

[Fresh Prince]

Leave Gilbert alone. Or just put him on ignore.

[Kestastrophe]

He's not any worse than Manabyte

[Cindi Mayweather]

[youtube=560,345]S9G7t1O9qMw[/youtube]

[Cindi Mayweather]

Can you imagine filming that scene? Oh my God

[demi]

wow.

[Joe Molotov]

Todd Solondz is a weird dude.

[demi]

I clicked ejaculate from wikipedia and was treated to a guy spooging a fucking bowlful. I love wikipedia.

[Hitler Stole My Potato]

I watched Happiness once.  Once was enough.

The scene at the end with the dog....omg.

[Phoenix Dark]

[youtube=560,345]S9G7t1O9qMw[/youtube]

 

 

[MCD]

Have you tried playing with yourself?

[Fresh Prince]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=17508548&postcount=138

PD you tell him that all Jay is an apologist for all his deficiencies as a lyricist and an artist. The thing is he knows he can't do it but just uses all these as excuses.

[etiolate]

"Do you want me to show you?"

[Phoenix Dark]

smh

few lines from songs. Look AT HIS ENTIRE DISCOGRAPHY

[Cindi Mayweather]

nicca tryin' to fuck with my man PD 

[archie4208]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=371467

lol

[Third]

ntards, I swear...

I'd rather stop gaming that punish myself like that.

wtf? dude is a fucktard. or reallllyyy poor

[archie4208]

I know he has a PS3 because he was asking about Rock Band PS3 in a thread.  No clue why he'd go Nintendo only.  I struggle to find any Wii games worth playing and I pirate them all.

[Third]

I think he's just seeking attention.

Dude can't be for real.

[Great Rumbler]

Even at the height of my ntardiness, I wouldn't have done something like this.

There's just way too many good games to play on PC and Xbox360 for me to go for something like this.

[pilonv1]

fucking morons

him and the ones in the ipod vs psp/ds thread

[OptimoPeach]

Someone in that thread seriously said "I'm not a self-masochist"

[Third]

lol, thread locked. i'd also ban him for a month for his stupidity.

[Third]

Someone in that thread seriously said "I'm not a self-masochist"

yeah 

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=371467

lol

what's weird is that this thread was locked before. i guess he convinced one of the ntarded mods to unlock it for him only to have it locked again

[The Sceneman]

that forum needs an enema