Author Topic: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Here!) (Read 1768945 times)

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #33840 on:** September 13, 2009, 01:23:49 PM »

I couldn't care less about Bayonetta's design and cheesy dialogue, I know it's awful and embarrassing...Dante is the same exact way in DMC. but the developer pedigree lets me know the gameplay is gonna be amazing, so I'll make an exception.

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #33841 on:** September 13, 2009, 01:49:33 PM »

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #33842 on:** September 13, 2009, 03:11:53 PM »

[youtube=560,345]nk2wViKSh_M[/youtube]

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #33843 on:** September 13, 2009, 03:14:27 PM »

HSMP, you my nig and all, but I think that is the 3rd or 4th time that has been posted in this thread.

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #33844 on:** September 13, 2009, 03:17:51 PM »

Sorry about that. I should've assumed something so fucking gay had already been picked up by EB long ago.

BlackMage · « **Reply #33845 on:** September 13, 2009, 03:19:08 PM »

Quote from: Hitler Stole My Potato on September 13, 2009, 03:17:51 PM

Sorry about that. I should've assumed something so fucking gay had already been picked up by EB long ago.

now you know. now bend over and receive buttsekz

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #33846 on:** September 13, 2009, 03:22:31 PM »

*unzips pants*

Make it quick.

M3wThr33 · « **Reply #33847 on:** September 13, 2009, 04:56:24 PM »

Quote from: T EXP on September 13, 2009, 03:14:27 PM

HSMP, you my nig and all, but I think that is the 3rd or 4th time that has been posted in this thread.

And it gets better every time.

Third · « **Reply #33848 on:** September 13, 2009, 05:28:28 PM »

Quote from: Junpei the Tracer! on September 12, 2009, 11:44:29 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=373984

I'm fucking raging over this thread. People picking GoW over Bayonetta. Fucking ragamuffins.

I dunno. Bayonetta looks just as exciting as watching two obese women eating ice cream.
The game looks like a total bore.

I can easily see why people would choose GOW3 and Dante's Inferno over Borenetta.

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #33849 on:** September 13, 2009, 05:45:04 PM »

Why do so few understand you Bayonetta?

Barry Egan · « **Reply #33850 on:** September 13, 2009, 05:56:04 PM »

It demands a certain "acquired taste".

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #33851 on:** September 13, 2009, 06:04:54 PM »

you guys are nuts. the gameplay is gonna be fucking awesome if you like NG and DMC.

I just can't promise "no otaku"

demi · « **Reply #33852 on:** September 13, 2009, 06:05:10 PM »

Quote from: Junpei the Tracer! on September 13, 2009, 05:45:04 PM

Why do so few understand you Bayonetta?

I'm getting Bayonetta.

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #33853 on:** September 13, 2009, 06:29:01 PM »

[youtube=560,345]je37gQLb1Qk[/youtube]
[youtube=560,345]wnjFgb84lcI[/youtube]

John MacEnroe would be proud.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #33854 on:** September 13, 2009, 07:03:13 PM »

I like how she's all like "What? I said I'd kill you? Are you serious? I never said that. I only said I'd cram the ball down your fucking throat, that's all."

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #33855 on:** September 13, 2009, 07:05:07 PM »

WORLD OF PAIN

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #33856 on:** September 13, 2009, 07:23:01 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=17566933&postcount=53
lol

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #33857 on:** September 13, 2009, 08:45:39 PM »

the fuck @ that thread. Seriously, I should just stop talking about hip hop online

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #33858 on:** September 13, 2009, 08:50:29 PM »

I'll admit I'm pretty unlearned when it comes to the genre as a whole, but these GAF threads make me feel like a fuckin hip-hop guru.

I think that ant guy is like 14 or something, though, so whatever

FatalT · « **Reply #33859 on:** September 13, 2009, 08:52:48 PM »

http://csownssex.ytmnd.com/

"Why you wanna be a jerky to your baby?"

"Fuck you."

cool breeze · « **Reply #33860 on:** September 13, 2009, 09:03:55 PM »

Quote from: OptimoPeach on September 13, 2009, 07:23:01 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=17566933&postcount=53
lol

whitest guy ever

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #33861 on:** September 13, 2009, 09:07:21 PM »

I like when he types in ebonics.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #33862 on:** September 13, 2009, 10:36:56 PM »

Since no one pays attention to the US Open thread

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #33863 on:** September 13, 2009, 10:46:48 PM »

Quote from: OptimoPeach on September 13, 2009, 08:50:29 PM

I'll admit I'm pretty unlearned when it comes to the genre as a whole, but these GAF threads make me feel like a fuckin hip-hop guru.

I think that ant guy is like 14 or something, though, so whatever

Ant *is* like a 17 or some shit.

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #33864 on:** September 13, 2009, 10:50:43 PM »

Well shit, I'm not that far off from him then $:-\$

Quote from: CajoleJuice on September 13, 2009, 10:36:56 PM

Since no one pays attention to the US Open thread

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

Someone linked me a gif of that earlier, but it didn't include his opponent's reaction

That guy had FML written all over his face

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #33865 on:** September 13, 2009, 11:09:22 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on September 13, 2009, 10:36:56 PM

Since no one pays attention to the US Open thread

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

I don't watch tennis but somehow found myself watching that match tonight and saw that, it was awesome.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #33866 on:** September 13, 2009, 11:11:25 PM »

Federer is better at tennis than anyone has been at anything. Jesus.

Bildi · « **Reply #33867 on:** September 13, 2009, 11:45:27 PM »

I suppose that shot was OK for a fluke.

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #33868 on:** September 14, 2009, 12:06:24 AM »

Federer

Purple Filth · « **Reply #33869 on:** September 14, 2009, 01:48:19 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=374094&page=3

This thread is hilarious due to the stupidity, i guess no one reads anymore.

Diunx · « **Reply #33870 on:** September 14, 2009, 01:55:28 AM »

Lol so now you can say that you want a game to come out to an specific system? that place gets more distinguished mentally-challenged every fucking day.

Bildi · « **Reply #33871 on:** September 14, 2009, 01:59:17 AM »

I thought that game was pretty much confirmed for the Wii. Was that a mistake?

Diunx · « **Reply #33872 on:** September 14, 2009, 02:07:12 AM »

lol the transition from the awesome artwork to shitty wii graphics is gonna make the game looks even worse.

Purple Filth · « **Reply #33873 on:** September 14, 2009, 02:32:32 AM »

Quote from: Bildi on September 14, 2009, 01:59:17 AM

I thought that game was pretty much confirmed for the Wii. Was that a mistake?

An article has alluded to that but its not 100% confirmed yet until the GI article spills the beans.

I think its wii but we'll see.

duckman2000 · « **Reply #33874 on:** September 14, 2009, 02:37:55 AM »

Quote from: Purple Filth on September 14, 2009, 01:48:19 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=374094&page=3

This thread is hilarious due to the stupidity, i guess no one reads anymore.

The outcome is pretty pathetic, though. Instead of system wars, you get droves of posts dedicated to the bans of those who mention systems. It's like a massacre, lolmaol

Anyway, if it's on Wii then it's not very interesting. There's like one game that looks good on the system, and that one is from Nintendo.

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #33875 on:** September 14, 2009, 02:46:02 AM »

Uh, the bans are being carried out because wii and pc threads get shit up to hell when people come in and whine about how its not on their toy of choice. No different or less distinguished mentally-challenged than wii fans shitting up the Resident Evil 5 threads or such.

"
Anyway, if it's on Wii then it's not very interesting. There's like one game that looks good on the system, and that one is from Nintendo."

Case in point, all of a sudden the Mickey Mouse game isn't going to be interesting cus its on Wii.

edit: The thread is unintentionally hilarious. Good god, its a simple rule spelled out first thing and people are still walking into the oven.

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #33876 on:** September 14, 2009, 02:47:21 AM »

Must protect the precious children from the mean internet opinions

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #33877 on:** September 14, 2009, 02:51:19 AM »

Quote from: OptimoPeach on September 14, 2009, 02:47:21 AM

Must protect the precious children from the mean internet opinions

Did you like it when wiitards kept going into Resident Evil 5 threads and bitched about how Capcom wouldn't placate their entitlement issues? I'm a wiitard too! But I tend to try and find games I would like instead of bitching all day on the internet!

Diunx · « **Reply #33878 on:** September 14, 2009, 02:54:13 AM »

Is less interesting because its going to look like shit and have distinguished mentally-challenged controls.

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #33879 on:** September 14, 2009, 02:54:57 AM »

At the deadpool lamer's ban post.

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #33880 on:** September 14, 2009, 03:00:09 AM »

Quote from: Diunx on September 14, 2009, 02:54:13 AM

Is less interesting because its going to look like shit and have distinguished mentally-challenged controls.

I was playing the Arkham Asylum demo and couldn't get over how everything looked like plastic mud. The controls were pretty distinguished mentally-challenged too. I was perched on top of a gargoyle and instead of using the left stick to position batman it wanted me to use the camera stick. WTF is that shit. Batman himself doesn't even have good walking controls. You think that would be hard to mess up but they somehow made it cumbersome! Then I go into a duct and have to do some lame qte to open the ventilation grate. I've concluded therefore that no game is ever worth playing on an hd console.

Seeeee, I can express distinguished mentally-challenged opinions too!

BUY EXCITEBOTS

duckman2000 · « **Reply #33881 on:** September 14, 2009, 03:03:35 AM »

Quote from: EmCeeGrammar on September 14, 2009, 02:46:02 AM

Uh, the bans are being carried out because wii and pc threads get shit up to hell when people come in and whine about how its not on their toy of choice.

Yeah, much better to have a thread filled with posts and images/gifs dedicated to bans, that is much less disruptive!

Quote from: EmCeeGrammar on September 14, 2009, 02:46:02 AM

Case in point, all of a sudden the Mickey Mouse game isn't going to be interesting cus its on Wii.

Pretty much, yeah. It's not my fault that the system is so shit.

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #33882 on:** September 14, 2009, 03:07:44 AM »

Quote from: duckman2000 on September 14, 2009, 03:03:35 AM

Quote from: EmCeeGrammar on September 14, 2009, 02:46:02 AM
Uh, the bans are being carried out because wii and pc threads get shit up to hell when people come in and whine about how its not on their toy of choice.

Yeah, much better to have a thread filled with posts and images/gifs dedicated to bans, that is much less disruptive!

Quote from: EmCeeGrammar on September 14, 2009, 02:46:02 AM
Case in point, all of a sudden the Mickey Mouse game isn't going to be interesting cus its on Wii.

Pretty much, yeah. It's not my fault that the system is so shit.

Why yes, now its a hilarious thread instead of a whinefest. Also rids gaf of a good number of distinguished mentally-challenged fellows for about a month. I think I'll miss forkball though. He's a mellow guy.

edit: Oh god, they'll be back when the issue hits, ITS PERFECT. Bitter tears aflowing!

spoiler (click to show/hide)

why are people getting so butthurt over a Mickey Mouse game?

[close]

duckman2000 · « **Reply #33883 on:** September 14, 2009, 03:09:05 AM »

What's hilarious about it? Bans? GIFs about bans?

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #33884 on:** September 14, 2009, 03:12:00 AM »

Quote from: EmCeeGrammar on September 14, 2009, 02:51:19 AM

Quote from: OptimoPeach on September 14, 2009, 02:47:21 AM
Must protect the precious children from the mean internet opinions

Did you like it when wiitards kept going into Resident Evil 5 threads and bitched about how Capcom wouldn't placate their entitlement issues? I'm a wiitard too! But I tend to try and find games I would like instead of bitching all day on the internet!

I don't think there's anything wrong with a snarky aside here or there. You might have a point if it was the sedition that was derailing the thread, but they actually draw more attention to that kind of stuff when they're banning people. Seriously, look at how fast the thread goes to shit after a couple posters get banned. If people could shut the fuck up, wipe away their tears, and ignore the assholes instead of slapping each other on the ass and posting LOLSYSTEMWARZBAN they'd all be much better off. I mean, really, how hard is that to get?

Purple Filth · « **Reply #33885 on:** September 14, 2009, 03:13:16 AM »

Quote from: duckman2000 on September 14, 2009, 03:09:05 AM

What's hilarious about it? Bans? GIFs about bans?

as said before its the fucking stupidity.

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #33886 on:** September 14, 2009, 03:14:20 AM »

And duckman is throwing himself onto the fire. Or is he? Hmmmm, lets wait and see.

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #33887 on:** September 14, 2009, 03:15:01 AM »

Please mods, save us from the two isolated one-sentence posts so we can suck your dicks for the next two pages and shit up our own thread!

duckman2000 · « **Reply #33888 on:** September 14, 2009, 03:15:07 AM »

Quote from: EmCeeGrammar on September 14, 2009, 03:14:20 AM

And duckman is throwing himself onto the fire. Or is he? Hmmmm, lets wait and see.

Do you think I give a shit?

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #33889 on:** September 14, 2009, 03:17:50 AM »

Quote from: OptimoPeach on September 14, 2009, 03:12:00 AM

Quote from: EmCeeGrammar on September 14, 2009, 02:51:19 AM
Quote from: OptimoPeach on September 14, 2009, 02:47:21 AM
Must protect the precious children from the mean internet opinions

Did you like it when wiitards kept going into Resident Evil 5 threads and bitched about how Capcom wouldn't placate their entitlement issues? I'm a wiitard too! But I tend to try and find games I would like instead of bitching all day on the internet!
I don't think there's anything wrong with a snarky aside here or there. You might have a point if it was the sedition that was derailing the thread, but they actually draw more attention to that kind of stuff when they're banning people. Seriously, look at how fast the thread goes to shit after a couple posters get banned. If people could shut the fuck up, wipe away their tears, and ignore the assholes instead of slapping each other on the ass and posting LOLSYSTEMWARZBAN they'd all be much better off. I mean, really, how hard is that to get?

If enough people get banned there's a good chance people will stop being so stupid in the future. Thusly in time we may be able to cut down on the system warrior bullshit that plaques the internets. Although, this is the second thread with the same outcome. So I'm probably wrong.

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #33890 on:** September 14, 2009, 03:18:47 AM »

Quote from: duckman2000 on September 14, 2009, 03:15:07 AM

Quote from: EmCeeGrammar on September 14, 2009, 03:14:20 AM
And duckman is throwing himself onto the fire. Or is he? Hmmmm, lets wait and see.

Do you think I give a shit?

Do you think I give a shit if you give a shit? Apathy is awesome!

edit: I have too many posts on this page, I probably am enjoying trivial board politics too much. I'm such a maroon.

Purple Filth · « **Reply #33891 on:** September 14, 2009, 03:19:02 AM »

So the plan of the thread not getting derailed fails by getting derailed

Quote from: EmCeeGrammar on September 14, 2009, 03:17:50 AM

If enough people get banned there's a good chance people will stop being so stupid in the future. Thusly in time we may be able to cut down on the system warrior bullshit that plaques the internets. Although, this is the second thread with the same outcome. So I'm probably wrong.

This is horseshit since the system warriors now work within the rules to avoid bans.

duckman2000 · « **Reply #33892 on:** September 14, 2009, 03:23:59 AM »

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on September 14, 2009, 03:21:40 AM

See, personally, I find it hilarious watching people walk past a "LOW CEILING WATCH YOUR HEAD" right into a fucking wooden beam and knock themselves out. Feel bad for diun for getting clipped for an obvious joke post, but the rest of them? Learn to read the fucking OP. Hell, learn to read in general.

I don't feel bad for anyone. I do find the whole system idiotic, though. If the goal was to inspire discussion of the game, then the moderating party is basically daft. I guess I'm past the point of finding remarkable hilarity in bans, or the resulting spectacle. More hilarious, then, is the failure of the moderator.

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #33893 on:** September 14, 2009, 03:24:38 AM »

Quote from: Purple Filth on September 14, 2009, 03:19:02 AM

So the plan of the thread not getting derailed fails by getting derailed

You really think two posts were going to ruin a thread that had gone two pages without any system whoring? I'd take my chances of that over the typical GAF mod sycophancy fest any day.

I'm so glad I don't give a shit about video games anymore, it makes all this butthurt so much more fun to witness

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #33894 on:** September 14, 2009, 03:24:43 AM »

And to be fair, any discussion worth having happened last thread and we don't have a lot to go on with the new teaser. The only NEW information is that Game Informer will be breaking the news. Might as well laugh at the illiterate in the meantime.

Diunx · « **Reply #33895 on:** September 14, 2009, 03:25:41 AM »

I got banned in less that a minute for that post

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #33896 on:** September 14, 2009, 03:27:08 AM »

This guy gets it

edit: Wait, is that one of you?

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #33897 on:** September 14, 2009, 03:31:04 AM »

Quote from: EmCeeGrammar on September 14, 2009, 03:24:43 AM

And to be fair, any discussion worth having happened last thread

You sure changed your tune real fast

Whatever, back to my porn

demi · « **Reply #33898 on:** September 14, 2009, 03:33:46 AM »

Its not Kingdom Hearts nobody cares.

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #33899 on:** September 14, 2009, 03:37:38 AM »

Quote from: OptimoPeach on September 14, 2009, 03:27:08 AM

This guy gets it

edit: Wait, is that one of you?

AltogetherAndrews= Duckman2000. Oscar posted in the thread too. As did Deadpool lamer.

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Author Topic: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Here!) (Read 1768945 times)