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watch lost for that intelligent black guy
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or the insane rambling token negro as Michael
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bud

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or his son

whose probably gay irl or will be
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or his son

whose probably gay irl or will be

I clicked on the last page of this thread and saw this.

Without seeing the last few quotes on the page prior and recalling us talking about Kittowny having a son, I made an assumption.

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another reason every republican should be rounded up and eradicated:

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/04/07/us/07land.html?hp

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At the very bottom of this country, where the Rio Grande loops up and down as if determined to thwart territorial imperatives, there sits a natural wonderland called the Sabal Palm Audubon Center. Rare birds of impossible colors dart about the rustling jungle, while snakes slink, tortoises dawdle and the occasional ocelot grants a rare sighting.

After decades of reclamation and preservation, and after millions of public and private dollars spent, this has become a vital place in one of the nation’s very poorest cities. Beyond the busloads of gawking schoolchildren, the center also attracts birders from around the world to spend money the color of their beloved olive sparrow in local restaurants and hotels.

I've been to this place twice, each time my decadent excess resulted in much benefit to the local economy and area, which to be honest looked like some sort of third world shantytown.

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The guardians of Sabal Palm fear, and with good reason, that in trying to keep out illegal immigrants, the Department of Homeland Security will soon be erecting the border fence just north of the bird sanctuary, effectively trimming this natural treasure from the rest of the country and probably forcing its closure. In other words, they say, a very thoughtful gift of about 550 acres to Mexico.

Basically Audubon would have to abandon the preserve-one of the three crown jewels of Texas birdwatching-and it would effectively be ceded to Mexico since the border fence would become the new border. Decades of work preserving the last little postage stamp of Sabal Palm habitat in Texas would be flushed down the toilet.

Meanwhile, the golf course down the road-also on the border-was spared any fencing at all. There is basically going to be a nice hole in the wall there.

Then there is the notion that $50 billion in fencing is going to do a damn thing to actually stop illegal immigration, which is also laughable.

Seriously, fuck republicans. Stain upon America, I long for the day that stain can be cleansed in full.
Goddamn I hate the backward thinking of this state

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[youtube=425,350]tBZ1s-iiQXY[/youtube]

wtf :lol

I need to watch Oz, just for this dude

It's a pretty interesting show. Though a bit too gritty for my tastes.

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Oz is pretty great stuff.  The first couple of seasons, at least.  It's gets kinda predictable, and later on, too wacky for its own good.  But the first 3 seasons or so are HBO A-list.
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So true.  Oz was the first great HBO original drama series.  Too bad it got crazy in the later seasons.

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a terrifying glimpse into the pathology of the ninthing, nsf anyone: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=10562106&postcount=10726

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a terrifying glimpse into the pathology of the ninthing, nsf anyone: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=10562106&postcount=10726
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And this is the kind of stuff drohne supports by playing and approving of Subspace Emissary. SMH
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guilty as charged -- playing nintendo games is basically treason

NINTENDEGENERACY ONLY HAPPENS BECAUSE WE ALLOW IT TO

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Peach's face looks very.... manly.

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Why do they always confuse Drohne and Drinky for each other? 

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Why do they always confuse Drohne and Drinky for each other? 

Drinky posted the review on GAF (since Drohne was banned at the time).

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Why do they always confuse Drohne and Drinky for each other? 

They both post thesaurus words, double dashes, and bash nintendo... sometimes even I get confused who is who
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well if you don't know who you're talking to you can just be like 'hey what do you think of mana khemia' and if your interlocuter says 'its awesome and i want to bang all the lolis' then you know it's drinky

also i produce more em dashes per line than some people produce in a lifetime. i have to go back through my posts editing some of them out cos they just look like

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It is morse code for the hyperbolically metafictive

i don't know what that means
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 :lol

Drohne & Drinky pwned

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i don't know what that means

me neither

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Did you notice, that all the awesome trolls start with D? Confirmed-D
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Did you notice, that all the awesome trolls start with D? Confirmed-D

In 2 yrs, Dr. Smooth Groove :hyper

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Why do they always confuse Drohne and Drinky for each other? 

They both post thesaurus words, double dashes, and bash nintendo... sometimes even I get confused who is who

It's a double hyphen, which is simply a regular dash, not a double dash. In a message board it looks like "--", on word processor "—".

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^_^

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it is awesome and i want to bang all the lolis
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well if you don't know who you're talking to you can just be like 'hey what do you think of mana khemia' and if your interlocuter says 'its awesome and i want to bang all the lolis' then you know it's drinky

 :lol :lol
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i don't know what that means

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"Meta-fiction" presumably refers to fiction that is "meta." As we all presumably know, "meta" means "change," or, "beyond/on a different level;"

Examples
-Metastasis: the movement of a disease beyond its original static location. A familiar usage being "a tumor has metastasized in the liver." The location changes.
-Metamorphosis, a very abrupt and conspicuous change of an organism's shape.
-As we are all familiar with games, we can point to a "meta-puzzle" (i.e., like a Zelda dungeon, where all of the puzzles are essentially subsets of a central dungeon puzzle)
-Or, "meta-humor," in which the humor places itself on a different level from itself. Humor about humor, using its own conventions to look down and refer to itself. Like how Hamlet, a play, had a play within itself; a play that was actually pointing out what was going on in the "overall" play of Hamlet. A play raised to the power of a play... exponential plays, each on a different level of reality.

So we can assume that a "meta-fiction" is some kind of changing fiction, or, more likely a work of fiction that refers to itself to be above  "normal" fiction. Such as a fiction which pokes fun at itself or at the conventions of fiction, a parody.


An experiment! If this is the correct answer, then "metafiction" may be in a dictionary. If so, then that is all that is needed. If not, then the term still has a logical explanation.

... and a the quick check of the dictionary confirms the hypothesis.

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met·a·fic·tion /ˈmɛtəˌfɪkʃən/
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fiction that discusses, describes, or analyzes a work of fiction or the conventions of fiction.
[Origin: 1975–80]

God's Wounds! So we know the term. "Metafictive" appears to be an ad libbed adjective form of "metafiction." (I say "ad libbed" because another dictionary lists the proper adjective as "metafictionist")



Now then, the case is solved. We all know what hyperbolic means, it is a common word. It is no new term cobbled together from pop-prefixes, like the term "pop-prefixes." (See that? That was META-HUMOR!) It means that something is exaggerated to unreasonable lengths.


These words are drohne's tag. They somehow describe him or his actions. Did he once state these words, and an amused admin found them to be a fitting way to demonstrate drohne's gifted vocabulary, a little "metahumor" in and of itself? Possibly, but in lieu of any evidence of this, we must follow the simplest explanation: the words plainly describe drohne and his posts.


ERGO!


"Hyperbolically metafictive" means... that drohne's posts are exaggerated works of self-referential fiction! His posts commonly create, or are logically founded upon, the presmise of a fictional mindset or situation for a subject (fanboy, developer, publisher, etc.), and present a sardonic picture of that subject in some kind of cliched action or state which drohne views as fictional. Example: drohne believes that the concept of motion controls being useful preposterous; therefore, he will sarcastically have his fictional subject state that he/she finds motional controls useful. A parody which points out what believes to be support for his argument. But his parody goes too far! It is exaggerated, like all good parody, but it is too much exaggeration. He creates an absurd caricature to be laughed at in an appeal to ridicule, but his exaggeration of the case is flawed. Features of the exaggeration, either the extent or the part of the subject which he is mocking, do not follow from the facts. He exaggerates certain things too far beyond their reasonable boundaries, or exaggerates his own incorrect concept about the subject.

Such hyperbole is... well, hyperbolic hyperbole (metahyperbole, I wonder?). It is metafiction which ends up going too far in its examination; as it is picking itself on a different level, the metafiction destroys its own basic foundation. Quite literally, logical undermining. A parody which goes too far ends up being nihilistic and cynical, criticizing itself and everything; it is no longer a joke. It spirals out of control, exponent upon exponent upon exponent building up and pointing out the previous level's flaws in an attempt to joke. Self-referential humor grows old quick. The new DNA formed in the gametes of the sperm and egg, once it has become an embryo, immediately begins the long process of breaking down as the chromosomes divide and fray in each of the trillions of cell divisions, causing degradation of the proteins formed by the DNA's sequences; the process of getting old.

But a certain imperfection can happen at any time, causing something far worse to happen. The proteins do not lose just their quality; no, they lose their ability to die and quit when it's their time to go. When a joke gets old, it'll either fade away like a cell in apotosis at the end of its life... or it'll try to stay alive by referring to itself, milking itself for all its worth... like a cell that cannot stop dividing.




Drohne, you are under e-arrest. The tag of hyperbolic metafictive is evidence, which has proven what you are. Your metafiction is self-destructive to their humor, but that does not mean they literally vanish away. They stay on the boards, replicating themselves beyond reason as they are quoted and requoted, and as you milk it for all its worth by replying constantly to keep it up. They have lost their usefulness like a cell that cannot stop dividing, and as such does not stagnate and wait for death. Your posts... are internet cancer!











And yes, I realize the hypocrisy of criticizing you for milking a joke and pointless metahumor!

Yes, I realize that disclaimer was pointless meta-humor!
And that last one too!
And that one!
And that one!
And that one! ad infinitum
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did you actually write all that?

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the fuck?


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so much homo
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i can't be the only person who liked that.
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you can't spell precocious without precious

and oh my is crushed precious
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You all stand amazed at my logic. That feeling in your head is not awe, but the shunt of my words draining your cerebral fluids and replacing them with the cushioning softness of my verbal diarrhea.
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it is awesome and i want to bang all the lolis

I KNEW IT YOU DID BUY IT

SHOUTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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i bought something even worse for $15
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Oz is pretty great stuff.  The first couple of seasons, at least.  It's gets kinda predictable, and later on, too wacky for its own good.  But the first 3 seasons or so are HBO A-list.

I saw some clip on youtube with Beecher and Shillinger doing some musical or something. Was that a dream sequence or something. What the fuck was up with that? :lol

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i can't be the only person who liked that.
you might be

stay strong crushed!

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tldr, but you misspelled 'apoptosis,' which is one of my favorite words. that silent 'p' is shit hot

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FUCK!

I thought something was wrong with it, but stupid Firefox's spellcheck gave me a bunch of different totally unrelated words, so I assumed it was being a stupid shit and just didn't know the word.
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Does anything NOT suck to you?
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home
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"Rakim? Yeah, I used to love Dragon Ball Z"
http://forums.sohh.com/showthread.php?t=853900
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The sad thing is that my brother has said like 30% of the shit in there. SMH
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i used to love dragon ball z, but talk about filler... jeez. it all turned to shit during the cell saga, anyway.

i remember when i used to rush home to catch the episode and discuss it with my friends the next day

smh
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i used to love dragon ball z, but talk about filler... jeez. it all turned to shit during the cell saga, anyway.

i remember when i used to rush home to catch the episode and discuss it with my friends the next day

smh

Haha, loser.  :lol

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[youtube=425,350]tKKxPtP6XjQ[/youtube]


There are no words  :lol
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 :lol

Holy shit, when his eyes started to roll back into his head I laughed so hard I almost threw up.

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i can't be the only person who liked that.

I enjoyed it too. lol

Crushed has become one of my favorite posters on the 'Bore, which is kind of surprising since I didn't really like him back on GAF.

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Boo

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=10579022&postcount=1856

wow that self-imposed ban really lasted long... hahaha
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