The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Here!)

[Grecco]

How do you know who banned you?

[duckman2000]

and thanked God that I wasn't banned.

That doesn't surprise me.

[Crushed]

It's for me as long as I don't disagree with certain characters, something that happens every now and then.


Oh well. I've had an incredibly shitty weekend anyway. Anihawk gave me a WiiWare game, so that kinda made up for some of the crap that's been going on with me. I actually went to go play it after giving up on arguing any more in the Banjo thread.


But then I got stuck and I went to GAF to ask what I needed to do. That's when I saw the ban screen. 

[FatalT]

Sometimes I honestly wonder if he mods while high. I've always wanted to just say that to him on GAF, but I'm pretty sure I know what would happen.

*injects heroin into left forearm* AWWWW SHIT! YEAH! AWWW YEAH! SONY YEAH! SONY SUCK ME YEAH! SONY I LOVE IT! KEEP DOING THAT! YEAH! MY OPINION IS GOD! YEAAAHHH! I'M GOD! YEAAAHHH! YOU PUNY FORUM GOERS TREMBLE UNDER MY MIGHTY RED NAME! OOHHHH LOOK AT IT! ITS SO RED AND HOT! OH GOD! I'M SO WET RIGHT NOW! OOHHUUGNNHH SOOO REEED! *snorts 6 lines of cocaine*

[duckman2000]

I doubt Amir0x does all that many amphetamines. His rotund profile certainly suggests otherwise.

[Eel O'Brian]

the problem isn't that you guys get banned; it's that you guys keep running back after being banned, like a battered wife

If you stayed away and focused your energies somewhere they'd be appreciated, GAF would fade into obscurity over time

Hanging at the park gets boring dude

well, I meant that everyone has a board right here to make their own

i've no doubt in my mind that amirox gets an erection reading stuff like this thread

imaginary internet power is what societal castoffs stroke it to, and complaining about it just feeds them

and look at amirox; the last thing he needs is another feeding

[Crushed]

How do you know who banned you?

-I disagreed with him on the exact same subject yesterday.
-Other mods curse at you in your ban message, but Amir0x is the one who'll directly insult you without referencing any actual offense.
-He's the mod who was quick to respond to questions about my ban and act as if it was nobody's business to know what happened.
-He hates me because he's Amir0x.


I mean, if it wasn't him, whatever, but that just confuses me even more. At least Amir0x has a history of going insane and banning people for disagreeing with him; what other mod would give three months for nothing? 

[Eel O'Brian]

where's that youtube

[duckman2000]

I don't know what he looks like now, but there's an interesting exercise video out there. Just saying, I've never seen a self-proclaimed pillmonster quite so, er, spherical before.

[Hitler Stole My Potato]

-Banned by sonycowboy for 1 or 2 weeks for pointing out that somebody had a posting history composed exclusively of defending Sony while viciously attacking the "Xbot hoards"; I was already typing my post when sonycowboy said that anybody arguing would get banned. When I saw his post, I immediately clicked "Edit" and was greeted by the ban screen, as he had apparently reacted in 45 seconds.

I remember that one.  I posted a bunch of crap from Ajax's post history and you followed shortly afterwards.  Gotta protect quality people like Ajax.

[Crushed]

I don't know what he looks like now, but there's an interesting exercise video out there. Just saying, I've never seen a self-proclaimed pillmonster quite so, er, spherical before.

Especially one on such poor terms with the mother he lives with.

[duckman2000]

Even better, there are youtube videos.

Kind of a cheap shot making fun of the guy's weight, though.  Especially when there are so many other things to make fun of him for.

Of course. And to be clear, I don't care if he's round or flat, I'm mostly marveling at the idea of a chubby amphetamine monster.

[CurseoftheGods]

You guys keep saying the dude is fat, any pics to back that up?

Dude, did you miss his YouTube videos?

[youtube=425,350]_2T6ahE839g[/youtube]

[Eel O'Brian]

there is no such thing as a cheap shot on the internet

isn't this the guy who posted (or pmed someone) a picture of his jizz on a printed-out pic of olimario's girl

and manhandled his own mom

he deserves no mercy

[duckman2000]

Let's be clear here: jokes aside, that's a damned good video.

[Costanza]

(or pmed someone) a picture of his jizz on a printed-out pic of olimario's girl

Seriously? 

[CurseoftheGods]

(or pmed someone) a picture of his jizz on a printed-out pic of olimario's girl

Seriously? 

Yes, he posted it on OA.

[demi]

(or pmed someone) a picture of his jizz on a printed-out pic of olimario's girl

Seriously? 

Yeah, he masturbated and cummed on a print out of olimario's girlfriend

[FatalT]

I think the real meaning behind "twerd" is that he was trying to type "terd" but his fat fingers accidentally hit the w key.

[Candyflip]

Amir0x is alright but that dude is horrendously obese. Like "how do these people get so goddamn big?" fat. And he gets nerdrage like no one else.

[FatalT]

Amir0x is alright but that dude is horrendously obese. Like "how do these people get so goddamn big?" fat. And he gets nerdrage like no one else.

Nerd rage combined with obesity are a force to be reckoned with.

[FatalT]

Amir0x claims he didn't ban Crushed.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=11161685&postcount=1380

 

[Brehvolution]

Wow at some of the ban stories. I waited now over a year for gaf activation and still no love. I'm so glad I found this place(through gaf OT) to finally get to speak to some of you guys. From someone who has been on the outside looking in, I need to say a couple things:

Crushed = best gifs and/or graphic that steals the moment. There has been many occasions where I would have to leave my cube at work to go into the server room to LOL.

Kosma: That is shitty how long you had to wait for a PS3 replacement. Do you even have it back yet? I hope so.

Hitler stole my potato -  I loved the PGR4 pic thread. Great stuff.

blah blah blah....... I'm just happy I get to reply to these threads here now.

Carry on.

[demi]

Cool, enjoy yourself

[Brehvolution]

Cool, enjoy yourself

I will and thank you.

[crimsondynamics]

I've tried signing up to NeoGAF, but every time it tells me my email (the one from my ISP) isn't valid.

I've sent emails to them asking what kind of alternative email I could send, or to at least let me know if my ISP has been banned, but no dice.

I guess they don't really care about having more members, seeing as they are already purging the forum from the less-desirable posters (you know, the ones that think and are able to voice an opinion).

So, in a way, evilbore is the "cream of the crop" of NeoGAF's "rejects". That's actually flattering, I guess! 

[Crushed]

Amir0x claims he didn't ban Crushed.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=11161685&postcount=1380

 

Bullshit. Nobody else would ban me for being "a ridiculous joke character" when Amir0x is the only mod who thinks of me as a "joke character."

NOTE: Disagreeing with Amir0x makes you a joke character, because nobody can SERIOUSLY disagree with him. They MUST be joking.


Also note how he lists things I've supposedly been banned for, that I've never once received a ban related to:

Whether it is derailing threads with his lame photoshops, his hyper reactionary Nintendo fanboyism

Yeah, the only mod who has ever thought that about me was you, Amir0x, and you banned me for that "reason" because you were afraid that I had hurt drohne somehow by disagreeing with him.

[Eel O'Brian]

dude, let it go

just relax and enjoy yourself here

[Joe Molotov]

Amir0x was probably so fucking high when he pulled the trigger on Crushed, he forgot that he did it.

[Van Cruncheon]

dude, let it go

just relax and enjoy yourself here

and let tauntaun penetrate you gently

[Flannel Boy]

dude, let it go

just relax and enjoy yourself here

and let tauntaun penetrate you gently

He's anything but gentle.

[Junpei the Tracer!]

GAF is down. Feel my pain.

[FancyFeast]

Duckroll sure picked a side quickly when he got modded.


I used to think of him as a fairly level headed guy.



Funny thing is, I used to think the same about SonyCowboy.  Right before he got modded, he was actually a pretty cool guy.

[pilonv1]

i wish duckroll posted here instead of being a mod there

[Junpei the Tracer!]

i wish duckroll posted here instead of being a mod there

He used to post here. He probably will again.

GAF isn't down anymore. No feels my pain.

[FancyFeast]

i wish duckroll posted here instead of being a mod there

He used to post here. He probably will again.

GAF isn't down anymore. No feels my pain.

He is being nudged to troll.

Much like secret mod Sporsk, they can tear into any and every 360 thread they want.


The thing is, when did he ever have such vitriol against 360 exclusives?  Is this part of initiation?  :scratch

[FancyFeast]

Someone get WHite man in here.


Is there an NDA that needs to be signed when you become a moderator?(I'm not kidding)

[MrAngryFace]

Evilbore is a HAVEN FOR THE ABUSED

[FancyFeast]

Someone get WHite man in here.


Is there an NDA that needs to be signed when you become a moderator?(I'm not kidding)

are you serio..............

oh.... smh

http://www.pidgin.im/

A little birdie.

[Phoenix Dark]

hey guyz: ARGUING OVER VIDEOGAMES IS DUMB

no game is worth passionately defending online against overweight losers who only gain sexual satisfaction on NPD days.

[Crushed]

hey guyz: ARGUING OVER VIDEOGAMES IS DUMB

no game is worth passionately defending online against overweight losers who only gain sexual satisfaction on NPD days.

Yeah man because creating a fake persona and stringing people along on an online comic book site's message board about secret Nintendo info that's just way cool.

[Phoenix Dark]

hey guyz: ARGUING OVER VIDEOGAMES IS DUMB

no game is worth passionately defending online against overweight losers who only gain sexual satisfaction on NPD days.

Yeah man because creating a fake persona and stringing people along on an online comic book site's message board about secret Nintendo info that's just way cool.

now you're learning to play the game! 

[MCD]

crushed :'(

[Joe Molotov]

Evilbore is a HAVEN FOR THE ABUSED

I BOUGHT SLAYERS!

[Mondain]

so why don't you guys start playing more games instead of many different forum softwares

if you don't post exclusively from work you don't have an excuse

so many great games to play, so little time

[Vizzys]

trolling is a game

[MrAngryFace]

Evilbore is a HAVEN FOR THE ABUSED

I BOUGHT SLAYERS!

3 Seasons! No Waiting! 5 Movies! No Waiting! 1 OVA DVD Release! No Waiting! New Series Slayers Revolution! Waiting

[Enl]

Evilbore is a HAVEN FOR THE ABUSED

I BOUGHT SLAYERS!

3 Seasons! No Waiting! 5 Movies! No Waiting! 1 OVA DVD Release! No Waiting! New Series Slayers Revolution! Waiting

  Slayers

Held off on watching Try for so long that I think I need to do a marathon of Next episodes sometime soon to catch up. That season was f'n epic and had a pretty damn good soundtrack too. Was it ever confirmed whether or not the new Slayers they're making was an OVA or a new season?

[MrAngryFace]

New season, same studio, same director iirc. Slayers Revolution is the title. ITS COMING YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[Enl]

 
 
 
   
 

[Joe Molotov]

Evilbore is a HAVEN FOR THE ABUSED

I BOUGHT SLAYERS!

3 Seasons! No Waiting! 5 Movies! No Waiting! 1 OVA DVD Release! No Waiting! New Series Slayers Revolution! Waiting

I bought Season 1 + OVAs Boxset + Movies Boxset! 

I've watched the first arc of the show (episodes 1-10) and Slayers Return and Slayers Gorgeous.

[MrAngryFace]

Slayers Great is probably my favorite of the movies, its pretty hilarious

Amelia is the best character in the slayers universe, tho I liked her Season 1 antics the most lol.

[pilonv1]

probably because he's permed

[Joe Molotov]

Is that all or is there some secret way you "invite" people here?

The official way is to have anal sex with them, and just before you get off, you yell out "EVILBORE!" and punch them in the back of the head as hard as you can.

[Bildi]

I didn't do that when I invited Laramie either.  Poor Laramie, he missed out. 

[Joe Molotov]

I've been doing it a lot, but for some reason the people I invite never show up.

[Brehvolution]

@Zero Hero: I got my money back!

At least there was closure.

[Tieno]

Music video with real footage of teens vandalizing neighbourhoods and 'annoying' people in Paris.

[youtube=425,350]<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value=""></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>[/youtube]

[hyp]

blah blah blah....... I'm just happy I get to reply to these threads here now.

Carry on.

welcome newbie.  enjoy having the ability to actually speak your mind.  and get drilled for it from time to time.   

[Powerslave]

Crushed = best gifs and/or graphic that steals the moment. There has been many occasions where I would have to leave my cube at work to go into the server room to LOL.