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Vizzys

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I approve of this thread.
萌え~

Phoenix Dark

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BlueTsunami

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This thread is actually kinda depressing. DON'T LET THE DAWKNESS IN OH LAWD NO

 :'(

Whyyyyyyyy
:9

The Sceneman

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Its probably Hall of Fame material which is either a good or a bad thing
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Van Cruncheon

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bluetsunami let me touch you
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Mr. Spinnington

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This thread is actually kinda depressing. DON'T LET THE DAWKNESS IN OH LAWD NO

 :'(

Whyyyyyyyy
Sometimes the winners lose, but the war is not over, young one.

xnikki118x

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Haha I approve this thread!

Cloud is so perty. Also, James has that red Nintendo hoodie. I bought it for him. :)
:-*

BlueTsunami

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:-[

I feel in ill rap session comin on :hyper
:9

cloudwalking

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Haha I approve this thread!

Cloud is so perty. Also, James has that red Nintendo hoodie. I bought it for him. :)

you and your boyfriend are awesome and adorable

Mr. Spinnington

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:-[

I feel in ill rap session comin on :hyper
Lupe?

BlackMage

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Eazily I aproach, the microphone because I ain't no joke
Tell your momma to get off of my tip
I have no time to give her my dick
I'm gonna hold it
And walk around the stage and
If you fuck up I'm goin' to get my gage and
Unload the barrel and laugh
Cuz I'm puttin' led in your mothafuckin' ass
Psychopathic, but the ho's are attracted
Because when I'm on hard my dick's at least a yard
In the days of old I was a nut
Now I need at least 3 ho's when I fuck
Cuz I do a check, nut 1 nut 2
Then I save my nut for when there's nothin' else to do
You're used to the crew, bitch
Cuz I would never quit
As soon as you think that's it I'm still talkin' shit

I got a fable that you need to listen to
It's a funky little rhyme about a bitch or a two
One Sharone and the other one Shine
I want to nut but which one do I want?
Shine said Eazy let me fuck you blind
And Sharon said E I want to blow your mind
I said fuck it, I know what should be done
Just pull your panties down and I'll fuck the biggest one
And then I get the other pussy put it in the freezer
So I can always have a on-hold skeezer
Get out to tick it, I do it like that
So I told the ho's to take a big step back
Took the zipper down, I'z wide and said
Here's what I'm gonna put inside
Grab it like a rabbit, grab it let's wreck it
But I won't love you,
When I'm done I'd still be talkin' shit ...

That boy'z good
Yeah that boy's good
That mothafucka'z talkin' all kinds of shit
I used to get pussy like eazy here and every day
You're mothafuckin' lyin'
How you know I'm mothafuckin' lyin'?
You're lyin', your dick can't get hard ..
Oh, suck my dick mothafucka
nicca you lied
Who you're talkin' to..?
...

Niggaz don't see I'm a 100% legit
And you know it ain't about all that bullshit
It's about fuckin' this bitch and that bitch
But not the bitch with the 7 day itch, like that ho'
Just throwin' me the pussy
She says she wants to do it like a doggy
She's bad, nobody is badder
But she got more crabs than a seafood platter
Bitch on the gang move, to skizz me
Just to say "I got fucked by Eazy"
So I slapped the ho' like a pimp
I might be a women-beater but I'm not a pussy-eater
So when the shit hits the fan it's outta my mouth
You don't like what I'm talkin' about
All of ya'll can just suck my dick
You can quote me now cuz I'm still talkin' shit ..

The boy's good, I told you the boy's good
The nicca has talent
You don't know a damn thing
Yeah, I like that part, bring that shit back one more time, Maestro
I can do the bagaloo
That old shit did'nt play out in 1967 ...
Hey fuck you, fuck you ..
UNF

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:9

Mr. Spinnington

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Oh boy, this thread is too awesome for me  :lol

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Oh boy, this thread is too awesome for me  :lol


damn skippy it is.
MMA

cloudwalking

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this thread is the best thing ever. spinnington your girlfriend is hot, no homo

cloudwalking

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guys have you seen my hot swiss boyfriend

BlueTsunami

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I guess I can let this woman slip away
Cause I got my eye on you
I see ya lookin' over your shoulder
Let me make my way over
Excuse me miss lady, how ya doin'
your body lookin' right
I like it, I'm pursuin'
can I get a little closer
so I can get to know you and exchange names and thangs
before the night is over

All I really want is
for you to back it up
go on and put your weight on it
cause it's alright
do what you wanna
make me believe ya
I wanna see ya

Get it shawty
get it shawty
get it shawty
Get it shawty
get it shawty
get it shawty

I guess if I can let the night just drift away
so baby whatcha gon' do?
Cause I don't wanna lose it
come on keep it movin'
excuse me miss lady, how ya doin'
Your body lookin' right,
I like it, I'm pursuin'
can I get a little closer
so I can get to know you and exchange names and thangs
before the night is over

All I really want is
for you to back it up
go on and put your weight on it
cause it's alright
do what you wanna
make me believe ya
I wanna see ya

Get it shawty
get it shawty
get it shawty
Get it shawty
get it shawty
get it shawty

All I really want is
for you to back it up
go on and put your weight on it
cause it's alright
do what you wanna
make me believe ya
I wanna see ya

Get it shawty
get it shawty
get it shawty
Get it shawty
get it shawty
get it shawty

:9

Mr. Spinnington

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guys have you seen my hot swiss boyfriend
Yes he looks like Elijah Woods with a slightly crooked jaw like I have : (

cloudwalking

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guys have you seen my hot swiss boyfriend
Yes he looks like Elijah Woods with a slightly crooked jaw like I have : (

crooked jaws are awesome. i have one myself. we should start a club for this.

Mr. Spinnington

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guys have you seen my hot swiss boyfriend
Yes he looks like Elijah Woods with a slightly crooked jaw like I have : (

crooked jaws are awesome. i have one myself. we should start a club for this.
Or maybe... a thread?

cloudwalking

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guys have you seen my hot swiss boyfriend
Yes he looks like Elijah Woods with a slightly crooked jaw like I have : (

crooked jaws are awesome. i have one myself. we should start a club for this.
Or maybe... a thread?

clubs are better than threads. but be my guest.

Mr. Spinnington

  • i have the worst sex in the world. and she's not even pretty.
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guys have you seen my hot swiss boyfriend
Yes he looks like Elijah Woods with a slightly crooked jaw like I have : (

crooked jaws are awesome. i have one myself. we should start a club for this.
Or maybe... a thread?

clubs are better than threads. but be my guest.
Hmmm...

xnikki118x

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Haha I approve this thread!

Cloud is so perty. Also, James has that red Nintendo hoodie. I bought it for him. :)

you and your boyfriend are awesome and adorable

 :-* :-*
:-*

cloudwalking

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ok this thread was an abortion from the start. kthx visit us in the hall of fame.