Author Topic: Spring is in the Air, and my Sinuses want to DIE (Read 2028 times)

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #1 on:** April 19, 2007, 06:59:11 PM »

Yeep i'm congested and lathargic in the brain. Fucking sinuses.

Cheebs · « **Reply #2 on:** April 19, 2007, 06:59:58 PM »

that isnt you he doesnt look angry

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #3 on:** April 19, 2007, 07:01:28 PM »

He doesnt look happy either.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #4 on:** April 19, 2007, 07:03:05 PM »

I sucking air up my nose so often I sound like im some kind of crack fiend.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #5 on:** April 19, 2007, 07:04:41 PM »

you got that nasaly sound going as well? sounds like some kind of steam pipe has broken and gone to hell.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #6 on:** April 19, 2007, 07:05:55 PM »

Yeah, WA state with all of its living planets is just a big ass pollen factory.

Cheebs · « **Reply #7 on:** April 19, 2007, 07:07:31 PM »

I fixed it.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #8 on:** April 19, 2007, 07:09:03 PM »

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #9 on:** April 19, 2007, 07:11:17 PM »

yeah seriously the weather here has been prime for pollen and mold. Which has made my life misserable. My eyes are constantly a shade of crack red from the itchy shit. Then i sound like some broken steam pipe and all nasaly so meh.

Summer come quick damnit.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #10 on:** April 19, 2007, 07:12:10 PM »

Summer brings the heat. I cant be comfortable in the Global Warming Future!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #11 on:** April 19, 2007, 07:15:30 PM »

I've never had sinus problems - but when I was around 13 or 14 I suffered from massive headaches which cost last for up to two hours

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #12 on:** April 19, 2007, 07:16:47 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on April 19, 2007, 07:12:10 PM

Summer brings the heat. I cant be comfortable in the Global Warming Future!

your telling me its gonna be a hot one where i live and i'm the fattest man on here i'm not looking forward to it but i need to cause spring kills me.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #13 on:** April 19, 2007, 07:17:27 PM »

My spring problem is in my penis. I want a girl $:-\$

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #14 on:** April 19, 2007, 07:18:40 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on April 19, 2007, 07:17:27 PM

My spring problem is in my penis. I want a girl $:-\$

your ready to sprung but you cant spring? You should try a book store cafe.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #15 on:** April 19, 2007, 07:23:38 PM »

Phoenix: I didnt suffer them till around 25.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #16 on:** April 19, 2007, 07:31:07 PM »

Quote from: G on April 19, 2007, 07:18:40 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on April 19, 2007, 07:17:27 PM
My spring problem is in my penis. I want a girl $:-\$

your ready to sprung but you cant spring? You should try a book store cafe.

I should try actually going outside and talking to people.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #17 on:** April 19, 2007, 07:33:40 PM »

Yeah you dont need us mike go outside.

He'll be back!!!

Beezy · « **Reply #18 on:** April 19, 2007, 07:37:37 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on April 19, 2007, 07:17:27 PM

My spring problem is in my penis. I want a girl $:-\$

Same here.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #19 on:** April 19, 2007, 07:39:13 PM »

Quote from: Beezy on April 19, 2007, 07:37:37 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on April 19, 2007, 07:17:27 PM
My spring problem is in my penis. I want a girl $:-\$

Same here.

you two should get together.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #20 on:** April 19, 2007, 07:41:27 PM »

No g outsides scary. Besides I need to get friends before girls.

Quote from: Beezy on April 19, 2007, 07:37:37 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on April 19, 2007, 07:17:27 PM
My spring problem is in my penis. I want a girl $:-\$

Same here.

Put on your classiest looking get-up, were going hunting

Cheebs · « **Reply #21 on:** April 19, 2007, 07:41:57 PM »

use online dating sites like match.com then lol

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #22 on:** April 19, 2007, 07:49:55 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on April 19, 2007, 07:41:57 PM

use online dating sites like match.com then lol

"Lonely man looking for summer girlfriend

May be socially inept"

Cheebs · « **Reply #23 on:** April 19, 2007, 07:53:10 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on April 19, 2007, 07:49:55 PM

Quote from: Cheebs on April 19, 2007, 07:41:57 PM
use online dating sites like match.com then lol

"Lonely man looking for summer girlfriend

May be socially inept"

but this is the internet. you can lie

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #24 on:** April 19, 2007, 07:55:01 PM »

"Father_Mike looking for girl_friend for summer companionship and fun. Manlyhood may be totaly inert, balls might also be lacking from total package. Please respond i'm desperate!!!"

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #25 on:** April 19, 2007, 08:06:04 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on April 19, 2007, 07:23:38 PM

Phoenix: I didnt suffer them till around 25.

Hell if those came back I'd definitely say fuck beliefs and down some alcohol.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #26 on:** April 19, 2007, 08:12:19 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on April 19, 2007, 07:53:10 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on April 19, 2007, 07:49:55 PM
Quote from: Cheebs on April 19, 2007, 07:41:57 PM
use online dating sites like match.com then lol

"Lonely man looking for summer girlfriend

May be socially inept"
but this is the internet. you can lie

I can't lie though

That last girl I liked said I was "too honest"

Cheebs · « **Reply #27 on:** April 19, 2007, 08:12:57 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on April 19, 2007, 08:12:19 PM

Quote from: Cheebs on April 19, 2007, 07:53:10 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on April 19, 2007, 07:49:55 PM
Quote from: Cheebs on April 19, 2007, 07:41:57 PM
use online dating sites like match.com then lol

"Lonely man looking for summer girlfriend

May be socially inept"
but this is the internet. you can lie

I can't lie though That last girl I liked said I was "too honest"

exactly! Pick up the match.com hotties with your fake wit and pretend popularity.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #28 on:** April 19, 2007, 08:16:07 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on April 19, 2007, 08:12:57 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on April 19, 2007, 08:12:19 PM
Quote from: Cheebs on April 19, 2007, 07:53:10 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on April 19, 2007, 07:49:55 PM
Quote from: Cheebs on April 19, 2007, 07:41:57 PM
use online dating sites like match.com then lol

"Lonely man looking for summer girlfriend

May be socially inept"
but this is the internet. you can lie

I can't lie though That last girl I liked said I was "too honest"
exactly! Pick up the match.com hotties with your fake wit and pretend popularity.

wha? that just goes against what I just said. I'm not good at making my self look big either - well I am but it always falls apart.

I'm also getting a beer belly.

I guess I can't drink 4 cans of coke a day now that Im not depressed.

I want to be depressed again

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #29 on:** April 19, 2007, 08:17:58 PM »

hey dude its ok, i'll help you create a profile if you want.

Cheebs · « **Reply #30 on:** April 19, 2007, 08:18:19 PM »

Give me your picture and zip code. I'll set you up a "fake" account and I am 100% positive I can get at least 5 women to want to meet you.

Scurvy Stan · « **Reply #31 on:** April 19, 2007, 08:22:33 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on April 19, 2007, 08:12:19 PM

Quote from: Cheebs on April 19, 2007, 07:53:10 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on April 19, 2007, 07:49:55 PM
Quote from: Cheebs on April 19, 2007, 07:41:57 PM
use online dating sites like match.com then lol

"Lonely man looking for summer girlfriend

May be socially inept"
but this is the internet. you can lie

I can't lie though That last girl I liked said I was "too honest"

Life is lying. Better start today.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #32 on:** April 19, 2007, 08:24:42 PM »

thats ok G, Cheebs. maybe in a year or two. right now it feels to weird to try that.

Cheebs · « **Reply #33 on:** April 19, 2007, 08:25:09 PM »

thats a long time to have spring fever

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #34 on:** April 19, 2007, 08:26:13 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on April 19, 2007, 08:25:09 PM

thats a long time to have spring fever

I'll start using sand paper when I jerk off. that will take care of that pesky problem.

It does grow back right?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #35 on:** April 19, 2007, 08:27:07 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on April 19, 2007, 08:18:19 PM

Give me your picture and zip code. I'll set you up a "fake" account and I am 100% positive I can get at least 5 women to want to meet you.

Can you post my picture on that site plz?

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Cheebs · « **Reply #36 on:** April 19, 2007, 08:27:52 PM »

That was 5 years ago!

I was sixteen then. I am so glad I deleted everything recent from you.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #37 on:** April 19, 2007, 08:31:12 PM »

The only difference now is that you probably have a weak beard and darker hair. Plus the go gadget gay glasses. You probably wear a scarf no matter how hot it is outside, tight brown jeans, and a bage beret hat

Cheebs · « **Reply #38 on:** April 19, 2007, 08:40:29 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 19, 2007, 08:31:12 PM

The only difference now is that you probably have a weak beard and darker hair. Plus the go gadget gay glasses. You probably wear a scarf no matter how hot it is outside, tight brown jeans, and a bage beret hat

no, no, yes, no, no, no

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #39 on:** April 19, 2007, 08:50:21 PM »

Explain what you dress like

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #40 on:** April 19, 2007, 08:51:16 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 19, 2007, 08:50:21 PM

Explain what you dress like

Its a trap cheebs!

Cheebs · « **Reply #41 on:** April 19, 2007, 08:51:52 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on April 19, 2007, 08:51:16 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 19, 2007, 08:50:21 PM
Explain what you dress like

Its a trap cheebs!

I'll survive!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #42 on:** April 19, 2007, 08:52:37 PM »

Preppy, hip hop, professional, Sierra Club reject...come on, tell me

Cheebs · « **Reply #43 on:** April 19, 2007, 08:53:09 PM »

Sierra Club can kiss my ass.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #44 on:** April 19, 2007, 09:24:47 PM »

So, back to the OP.

Yeah, spring fucking sucks.

My eyes are dry and they itch REALLY REALLY bad, and I've been sneezing violently for the past two weeks.

FTL.

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Author Topic: Spring is in the Air, and my Sinuses want to DIE (Read 2028 times)