You should have never done the reveal, Cheebs. You should've just sent him phone text messages like "I'm from EVILBORE AND I KNOW WHO YOU ARE." He would've come here and made some of the most entertaining posts in Evilbore history. From there you could've bread-crumbed him into visiting public places, where you could take spy shots of him and had them posted here. He would've been so freaked out.
You ruined it ALL. You have no imagination, man. You coulda made it like he was living in a real life noir, but you had to fuck it up.
This would've worked out much better if I was handling it.