Author Topic: Malek Needs a Job (Read 1635 times)

Flannel Boy · « **on:** April 21, 2007, 09:23:10 PM »

So... who's dumb enough to hire me?

What kind of job can I get with a BA in Philosophy?

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CajoleJuice · « **Reply #1 on:** April 21, 2007, 09:23:54 PM »

I need a job too.

I'm good with numbers.

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Number of women I've slept with: 0

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Flannel Boy · « **Reply #2 on:** April 21, 2007, 09:24:35 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on April 21, 2007, 09:23:54 PM

I need a job too.

I'm good with numbers.

Are you good with the number 69?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #3 on:** April 21, 2007, 09:25:11 PM »

tvc needs a sex butler.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #4 on:** April 21, 2007, 09:26:13 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on April 21, 2007, 09:25:11 PM

tvc needs a sex butler.

I'm not very good with windex or latex

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #5 on:** April 21, 2007, 09:26:14 PM »

You could bag groceries.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #6 on:** April 21, 2007, 09:26:52 PM »

Quote from: Willco on April 21, 2007, 09:26:14 PM

You could bag groceries.

I don't believe we have bag boys in Ontario. They're all over the place in Quebec.

demi · « **Reply #7 on:** April 21, 2007, 09:27:09 PM »

YOU COULD SUCK THIS DI

oh someone said that joke already

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #8 on:** April 21, 2007, 09:30:48 PM »

Aren't you going to Law school in the fall? If so, you should take some time off and have some fun.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #9 on:** April 21, 2007, 09:32:27 PM »

You people are more worthless at getting me a job than my degree!

Quote from: Smooth Groove on April 21, 2007, 09:30:48 PM

Aren't you going to Law school in the fall? If so, you should take some time off and have some fun.

I haven't been accepted by any Canadian schools. I think I've whined about that already.

demi · « **Reply #10 on:** April 21, 2007, 09:33:24 PM »

Work at a restaurant. Be a busboy or something. A host? I dunno.

TVC15 · « **Reply #11 on:** April 21, 2007, 09:34:45 PM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on April 21, 2007, 09:26:13 PM

Quote from: Drinky Crow on April 21, 2007, 09:25:11 PM
tvc needs a sex butler.
I'm not very good with windex or latex

It's okay. I'd be the dominant one. I'm sure you are good at being tied up and restrained.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #12 on:** April 21, 2007, 09:35:18 PM »

If you get a US law degree, can you work in Canada?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #13 on:** April 21, 2007, 09:37:48 PM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on April 21, 2007, 09:35:18 PM

If you get a US law degree, can you work in Canada?

It would be kind of hard to pass Upper Canada's bar. Also I wouldn't get much of a job going to a a shit US school.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #14 on:** April 21, 2007, 09:39:19 PM »

well, i need someone to mow my lawn.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #15 on:** April 21, 2007, 09:39:56 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on April 21, 2007, 09:39:19 PM

well, i need someone to mow my lawn.

Hire one of Mupepe's siblings.

TVC15 · « **Reply #16 on:** April 21, 2007, 09:40:35 PM »

Malek, I am putting together a shopping list. Which do you prefer to have splashed on your crotch: draino or bleach?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #17 on:** April 21, 2007, 09:40:55 PM »

i like it when dirty canuck commies do my labor while i sip mai tais on the porch.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #18 on:** April 21, 2007, 09:43:30 PM »

HAVE A MAI TAI ON ME, MALEK. NOW MOW MY LAWN, YOU DIRTY CANUCK!

TVC15 · « **Reply #19 on:** April 21, 2007, 09:44:31 PM »

Malek, I am practically Canadian. I love Robertson Davies and marijuana.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #20 on:** April 21, 2007, 09:49:55 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on April 21, 2007, 09:40:35 PM

Malek, I am putting together a shopping list. Which do you prefer to have splashed on your crotch: draino or bleach?

What kind of slave gets to choose?

Quote from: Drinky Crow on April 21, 2007, 09:40:55 PM

i like it when dirty canuck commies do my labor while i sip mai tais on the porch.

Liar, you like it when dirty Mexicans do your labor while you chug cookie dough from a tube.

Quote from: TVC 15 on April 21, 2007, 09:44:31 PM

Malek, I am practically Canadian. I love Robertson Davies and marijuana.

I don't like Canadian authors and I'm not much of a pot smoker!

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #21 on:** April 21, 2007, 09:50:34 PM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on April 21, 2007, 09:32:27 PM

You people are more worthless at getting me a job than my degree!

Quote from: Smooth Groove on April 21, 2007, 09:30:48 PM
Aren't you going to Law school in the fall? If so, you should take some time off and have some fun.
I haven't been accepted by any Canadian schools. I think I've whined about that already.

Did...did you even try UofS?

I also need a job. Whiteman

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #22 on:** April 21, 2007, 09:51:36 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on April 21, 2007, 09:50:34 PM

Did...did you even try UofS?

I also need a job. Whiteman

No

Bleach or draino?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #23 on:** April 21, 2007, 10:07:06 PM »

you could have boarded with me

TVC15 · « **Reply #24 on:** April 21, 2007, 10:11:20 PM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on April 21, 2007, 09:49:55 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on April 21, 2007, 09:40:35 PM
Malek, I am putting together a shopping list. Which do you prefer to have splashed on your crotch: draino or bleach?
What kind of slave gets to choose?

Jesus christ, you wouldn't be my slave, just my sub. I'm not into the whole master/slave thing.

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I don't like Canadian authors and I'm not much of a pot smoker!

Davies is the only canadian writer I like. It's accepted that he is the only good one.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #25 on:** April 21, 2007, 10:14:05 PM »

theres canadian writers other than attwood?

Public school system am fail.

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Author Topic: Malek Needs a Job (Read 1635 times)