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Would you let Veronica Mars fuck you up the ass with a strap-on?

Yes
11 (47.8%)
No
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Only if she wore a David Tennant mask
1 (4.3%)
Only if she wore a Cybermen mask
1 (4.3%)
Only if she wore a Mupepe mask
4 (17.4%)

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Re: Would you let Veronica Mars fuck you up the ass with a strap-on?
« Reply #1 on: April 21, 2007, 10:24:41 PM »
yes but only if she let me into her ass after. 

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« Reply #2 on: April 21, 2007, 10:25:00 PM »
You need more options in the poll.  I might consider it if I get to use all her orifices in any manner afterwards. 

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« Reply #3 on: April 21, 2007, 10:28:31 PM »
No, but I'd let her suck my dick with her mouth.

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« Reply #4 on: April 21, 2007, 10:32:17 PM »
No, but I'd let her suck my dick with her mouth.

What else could she suck it with? 

yes but only if she let me into her ass after. 

one hole in return is not enough for that kind of pain.  Besides, only gays are satisfied with just a fuck in the ass.
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« Reply #5 on: April 21, 2007, 10:33:09 PM »
She is in that really horrible looking star wars fan movie this august called fanboys though so no

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« Reply #6 on: April 21, 2007, 10:33:14 PM »
No, but I'd let her suck my dick with her mouth.

What else could she suck it with? 

I heard she can kiss you with her butthole
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« Reply #7 on: April 21, 2007, 10:34:52 PM »
She is in that really horrible looking star wars fan movie this august called fanboys though so no

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« Reply #8 on: April 21, 2007, 10:35:36 PM »
She is in that really horrible looking star wars fan movie this august called fanboys though so no

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« Reply #9 on: April 21, 2007, 10:37:27 PM »
I heard she can kiss you with her butthole

Fuck no.  Rimming is disgusting.  People who enjoy that stuff needs someone to take a shit down their throats. 

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« Reply #10 on: April 21, 2007, 10:38:08 PM »
She is in that really horrible looking star wars fan movie this august called fanboys though so no

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« Reply #11 on: April 21, 2007, 10:38:17 PM »
Cmon, who wouldn't want this pounding them in the ass.  If you don't want it you're probably a cigarillo.

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« Reply #12 on: April 21, 2007, 10:39:12 PM »
 :drool :drool :drool :drool   MORE!!! 

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« Reply #13 on: April 21, 2007, 10:39:38 PM »
Cmon, who wouldn't want this pounding them in the ass.  If you don't want it you're probably a cigarillo.

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I guess I wouldn't mind as long as the dildo was like 3 inches. Then it wouldn't be much of a big deal. The sheer thought of a woman on top of me, her breasts dangling in my face as she pounded my ass, excites me
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« Reply #14 on: April 21, 2007, 10:41:08 PM »
watch the fanboys trailer, its horrible. They make penis as lightsabers innuendo and say funny things like "THATS JUST MY LUCKY ARTOO!" ugh....

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« Reply #15 on: April 21, 2007, 10:43:42 PM »
Cmon, who wouldn't want this pounding them in the ass.  If you don't want it you're probably a cigarillo.

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You're a cigarillo if her fucking you in the ass is the first thing that comes to mind when you look at her. 

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« Reply #16 on: April 21, 2007, 10:44:22 PM »
That seems a little extreme, and I haven't seen season 3 yet. I would definitely let her use at least two fingers though.

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« Reply #17 on: April 21, 2007, 10:45:32 PM »
Cmon, who wouldn't want this pounding them in the ass.  If you don't want it you're probably a cigarillo.

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I guess I wouldn't mind as long as the dildo was like 3 inches. Then it wouldn't be much of a big deal. The sheer thought of a woman on top of me, her breasts dangling in my face as she pounded my ass, excites me

How the fuck would you see her breasts dangling in your face if she's pounding you in the ass?   You'd have your back to her, you wouldn't be able to see SHIT.
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« Reply #18 on: April 21, 2007, 10:45:43 PM »
No, but I'd let her suck my dick with her mouth.

What else could she suck it with?

Her vagina walls I guess.

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« Reply #19 on: April 21, 2007, 10:46:16 PM »
Then it wouldn't be much of a big deal. The sheer thought of a woman on top of me, her breasts dangling in my face as she pounded my ass, excites me

cheebs: you apparently need to be looking for a three-foot black DWARF.
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« Reply #20 on: April 21, 2007, 10:47:10 PM »
 :lol :lol :lol

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« Reply #21 on: April 21, 2007, 10:47:59 PM »
Then it wouldn't be much of a big deal. The sheer thought of a woman on top of me, her breasts dangling in my face as she pounded my ass, excites me

cheebs: you apparently need to be looking for a three-foot black DWARF.
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« Reply #22 on: April 21, 2007, 10:48:06 PM »
Cmon, who wouldn't want this pounding them in the ass.  If you don't want it you're probably a cigarillo.

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I guess I wouldn't mind as long as the dildo was like 3 inches. Then it wouldn't be much of a big deal. The sheer thought of a woman on top of me, her breasts dangling in my face as she pounded my ass, excites me

How the fuck would you see her breasts dangling in your face if she's pounding you in the ass?   You'd have your back to her, you wouldn't be able to see SHIT.

My legs would be all up in the air spread. You didn't know men could have sex while laying on their back? Visit cheeseburger Surprise or She Gods (She Gods>cheeseburger Surprise)
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« Reply #23 on: April 21, 2007, 10:48:28 PM »

How the fuck would you see her breasts dangling in your face if she's pounding you in the ass?   You'd have your back to her, you wouldn't be able to see SHIT.

You can do anal in positions other than doggy.  I learnt that in med school. 

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« Reply #24 on: April 21, 2007, 10:49:01 PM »
That seems a little extreme, and I haven't seen season 3 yet. I would definitely let her use at least two fingers though.

I'm actually enjoying 3 more than 2.  It has its own problems (favorite characters like Weevil and Mac and Black Guy don't show up so much.  Unfortunately Logan does and they break up and get back together like every other episode), but it so far hasn't done anything as bad as the worst of season 2.  I like it.  Kirsten Bell is charming as all hell.  I wouldn't mind if it continues in this more episodic format.
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Re: Would you let Veronica Mars fuck you up the ass with a strap-on?
« Reply #25 on: April 21, 2007, 10:55:11 PM »
I wouldn't mind it if Kristen Bell let me lick her assholer.

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« Reply #26 on: April 21, 2007, 10:58:39 PM »
PD, I am sorry, these She God cheeseburgers are just fucking busted.  These are vastly inferior to the cheeseburger Surprise and cheeseburger Ambush cheeseburgers.
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« Reply #27 on: April 21, 2007, 10:59:54 PM »
PD, I am sorry, these She God cheeseburgers are just fucking busted.  These are vastly inferior to the cheeseburger Surprise and cheeseburger Ambush cheeseburgers.

She Gods has good stuff usually. He She Videos isn't bad either, neither is She Is A Guy
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« Reply #28 on: April 21, 2007, 11:02:04 PM »

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« Reply #29 on: April 21, 2007, 11:02:30 PM »

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« Reply #30 on: April 21, 2007, 11:05:57 PM »
admit it her movie this summer looks HORRIBLE

http://www.iesb.net/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=643&Itemid=99

Produced by Kevin Spacey, heh.

That's not as bad as the Spider-Man 3 trailers by a long shot.  Also it stars Jay Baruchel who I would very much like to do very gay things to.
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« Reply #31 on: April 21, 2007, 11:06:51 PM »
Whatever happened to the movie where the guy had cancer and was going to die, and his friends took him to see Star Wars or something like that
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« Reply #32 on: April 21, 2007, 11:08:02 PM »
admit it her movie this summer looks HORRIBLE

http://www.iesb.net/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=643&Itemid=99

Produced by Kevin Spacey, heh.

That's not as bad as the Spider-Man 3 trailers by a long shot.  Also it stars Jay Baruchel who I would very much like to do very gay things to.
it had a nut shot gag, come on you can't go lower than that.

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« Reply #33 on: April 21, 2007, 11:09:11 PM »
admit it her movie this summer looks HORRIBLE

http://www.iesb.net/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=643&Itemid=99

Produced by Kevin Spacey, heh.

That's not as bad as the Spider-Man 3 trailers by a long shot.  Also it stars Jay Baruchel who I would very much like to do very gay things to.
it had a nut shot gag, come on you can't go lower than that.

Oh yes you can:

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« Reply #34 on: April 21, 2007, 11:11:28 PM »
emo parker pics are worse

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« Reply #36 on: April 21, 2007, 11:14:17 PM »
Those pictures never get old.
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« Reply #37 on: April 21, 2007, 11:15:37 PM »
They're disgusting
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« Reply #38 on: April 21, 2007, 11:15:56 PM »


I still remember the day that disastrous trailer came out.  Within minutes, I had it DLed and I was going over it frame by frame to find the worst possible pics.
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« Reply #39 on: April 21, 2007, 11:17:58 PM »
The trailer after that was really good, though.

Seriously, the trailers for Spider Man 2 were much better.
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« Reply #40 on: April 21, 2007, 11:18:59 PM »
The trailer after that was really good, though
no, it had single tear emo parker

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« Reply #41 on: April 21, 2007, 11:20:01 PM »
Wait...

I don't remember. I liked one of the trailers. Maybe it was the teaser or the first trailer, don't remember. All I know is that Goblinboard Confessional 2.0 wasn't in it
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« Reply #42 on: April 21, 2007, 11:20:31 PM »


HAHAHA
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« Reply #43 on: April 21, 2007, 11:21:19 PM »
Those Spidey 3 pics get me every time. :lol :lol :lol

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« Reply #44 on: April 22, 2007, 12:25:20 AM »
lol more emo parker pics

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« Reply #45 on: April 22, 2007, 12:38:25 AM »
I'd let Veronica Mars do anything she wanted to me.
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« Reply #46 on: April 22, 2007, 12:39:01 AM »
Seeing as her show is now cancelled, I figure she'd need the money, so why not?
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« Reply #47 on: April 22, 2007, 07:56:57 AM »
Hellz yes! Ive wanted to bang the shit out of Kristen Bell (or in this case, get banged, lollers) since the pilot some 3 years ago.

I actually had a dream once where I did, and unlike most sex dreams, I didnt wake up before shit got started, and it was ON. Best dream sex EVAR.  :P

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« Reply #48 on: April 22, 2007, 08:01:38 AM »
Seeing as her show is now cancelled, I figure she'd need the money, so why not?

Not officially, you stupid bitch.  Believe it or not, this season had the best ratings in the show's history.  So get fucked you little dicked himey jew cunt.
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« Reply #49 on: April 22, 2007, 08:06:01 AM »
Im actually kind of curious to see this VM FBI IN DA FUTURE stuff, to see if it actually works.

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« Reply #50 on: April 22, 2007, 08:13:13 AM »
Im actually kind of curious to see this VM FBI IN DA FUTURE stuff, to see if it actually works.

I dunno.  That may be pushing it.  Veronica is a great character, but I'm not sure if she alone could carry a show, and doing the fast forward would pretty much require ditching most or all of the current cast.  Even though every character doesn't currently appear in each episode, we still get good doses of quirky side characters we have known for 2 seasons all the time. 

If they do the FBI thing, I hope they change the title, because the whole formula/flavor of the show will have to change.  It will have to go from a quirky detective show to something that at least pretends to be a law enforcement procedural.  It could work, but they should at least recognize this is a new act in the Veronica Mars story.

Also I want to see Keith Mars, butt naked, with his ass cheeks spread wide in the season finale.
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« Reply #51 on: April 22, 2007, 08:20:03 AM »
Get it on HBO and that can become a reality! Spread em, Papa Mars!

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« Reply #52 on: April 22, 2007, 08:22:10 AM »
Get it on HBO and that can become a reality! Spread em, Papa Mars!

What do you think of season 3?  I am on the last episode aired, and I like it much more than season 2.  It is much more consistent, and I like the mini-arc format.  It's not perfect, and there have been some bad moments, but I like the season.  it's at least not repeating the same mistakes as season 2.
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« Reply #53 on: April 22, 2007, 08:27:09 AM »
Yeah, thats been my stance all along.

S1 >>>> S3 > S2

S1 for me is just television greatness. Its still a very good show, but its lacking that intimacy, and that undescribable "thing", or intangible, that it used to have. Basically it was an absolutely brilliant show that has slunk down to become merely a very good one.

Kristen Bell still rocks it though, as does Dohring. But they've made Logan/V drama the center of the show WAY TOO MUCH. Personally, I hate schmoopy, pussy whipped Logan. Him and V work best when they are not together, and sniping at eachother, and you can still feel the sexual tension.

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« Reply #54 on: April 22, 2007, 08:34:05 AM »
I think at this point they should just drop the Veronica/Logan tension.  Hell, drop Logan altogether.  Sure, season 1 may have popped from the tension between the two, but without the character-based deep-seated mystery of season 1, the tension is just predictible. They will always be together, burn too bright, break up, and get back together again.  It's SO BAD in season 3 that I am guessing Logan was only brought back to string along the Gilmore crowd.  Logan has added NOTHING to season 3.  He really only had major screen time in one episode.

Heck, look at season 2.  Mining the Veronica/Logan thang was a major drain on that, too.

Drop Logan and you have a great show.  Keep the other characters that have been around since season one.  Just get rid of Logan.
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« Reply #55 on: April 22, 2007, 08:40:22 AM »
I wouldnt argue with that. Thats what made the first 3/4 of S1 so great for me. Aside from minor flings, Veronica was basically single and kicking ass and taking names. I miss that edge that she used to have. Shes still snarky as ever, but she seems to lack that mean streak that made her so flawed, yet endearing to me.

Also, Id love to see her cut the hair short again. So hawt.

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« Reply #56 on: April 22, 2007, 08:44:09 AM »
I wouldnt argue with that. Thats what made the first 3/4 of S1 so great for me. Aside from minor flings, Veronica was basically single and kicking ass and taking names. I miss that edge that she used to have. Shes still snarky as ever, but she seems to lack that mean streak that made her so flawed, yet endearing to me.

Also, Id love to see her cut the hair short again. So hawt.

Veronica just feels right as a single character.  When she goes into the emo over Logan mode, it just feels like I don't understand her as well as I thought I did.  She's such a nicely defined character that I feel confused about her when she gets mopey over a stupid rich kid.  Logan has never shown himself to be something to get worked up over.  We know Veronica is a smart gal.  It doesn't make sense.
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« Reply #57 on: April 22, 2007, 09:07:11 AM »
Exactly! At least Bell herself sees this. Every time she is interviewed she basically says that Veronica is an idiot for staying with Logan. For such a strong, independent character, her being Logan's bitch is completely off the map for that character.

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« Reply #58 on: April 22, 2007, 10:24:11 AM »
I like Logan, but not with Veronica. Their relationship never felt right to me.

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« Reply #59 on: April 22, 2007, 12:05:32 PM »
Who was the black guy in the show? He used to play on a couple shows on Disney. One where he played a big time actor who was a superhero on a hit show, and he also played in the Disney channel movie Johnny Tsunami
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